Port Mafia doorman on-the-job pension

Although it is not the same thing at all, thanks to Osamu Dazai, strange rumors about Geno Shibazaki and Osamu Dazai are still circulating in the organization.

However, it is probably because compared with the previous gossips, the content of the rumors this time is too innocent and not topical. In addition, the work of the next quarter is coming one after another, and everyone quickly lost interest in the gossip.

Shibasaki Geno has always been quite indifferent to the rumors in the port Mafia, even though his "sleep problem" has been widely known, but as the person involved, he is completely unaffected.Not only that, when almost everyone on and off Mafia at the port is losing their hair for the upcoming peak working season, Geno Shibazaki can still leave work leisurely as usual, without the trouble of working overtime at all.

He deeply feels that this is the importance of choosing the right career, although few people agree with him except Shibazaki himself.

When he got home, Shibazaki Gensheng stood still at the door, opened the door with the key, and was not in a hurry to go in. Instead, he first checked whether there were any unexpected guests behind the door this time.

This is his daily operation after moving.

Because a certain person holds the key to his house, and this person has no habit of saying hello in advance when visiting someone's house, he is even willing to create all kinds of so-called surprises for him.Shibazaki Yuansheng had to be careful before entering the house every day.

After pushing open the door of the room without incident and finding that there was no one inside, Shibasaki Geno was a little surprised that Osamu Dazai did not show up today.

This is a good thing in every sense, but... Shibazaki Gensheng looked down at the plastic bag in his hand, sighed softly, and then put the extra ingredients into the refrigerator.

Because Osamu Dazai often appeared at his place, and when he came, he basically had to eat a meal, so after a lot of times, Shibazaki Gensheng gradually got used to buying ingredients for two people.

Contrary to many people's expectations, although under normal circumstances, the two parties should feel embarrassed after encountering such a thing, but neither Dazai Osamu nor Shibazaki Geno seemed to have any troubles in this regard.

Osamu Dazai almost single-handedly promoted the spread of this gossip in the organization. He seemed to want to make trouble more than want to fall in love.Shibazaki Yuansheng didn't care at all, how he usually gets along with Dazai Osamu is still the same now - including habitually preparing dinner for each other.

But now that Osamu Dazai was away, Shibasaki Gensui looked at the ingredients in front of him, and for a while he was a little confused about what he should have for dinner today.

Shibazaki Gensei usually has no taboos, and basically eats everything, but Dazai Osamu is very picky about his taste, and he can pick a tofu for a long time.So every time the other party came over, Shibazaki Yuansheng simply let this guy look at the ingredients to decide the menu, and he made a copy of his own. Now it seems that it really saves a lot of time tangling the menu.

In the end, Shibasaki Gensui took the leftover vegetables from the refrigerator and fried some mixed vegetables, and the dinner was hastily ended.

After dinner, Shibazaki Geno simply tidied up the house.As he expected, there were still many traces of his life in the house, which made Shibasaki Yuansheng feel a little strange.Although it was not uncommon for him to see other people using the rocket launcher after ten years in Vengley, it was the first time for him to experience it himself.

"Ok?"

When tidying up the closet, Shibasaki Geno saw half a hard card exposed from the bottom of the closet, picked it up casually and found that it was actually a photo.This is a Polaroid card that is often found in the street funny photo studios on the commercial street. Shibazaki Gensheng has never been there to take pictures, but he often passes by when he goes to work.

The photo shows two people, one big and one small. The tall young man is slightly bent and stands behind the child. His eyes are not looking at the camera, but his gaze falls on the side face of the child. .The child stared at the camera without blinking, but there was no expression on his face, and he didn't respond to the pranks of the people behind him.

Such a strange combination, so it is conceivable that the effect of the photo is hard to describe.

But it wasn't the strange composition that made Shibazaki Yuansheng speechless, but the two people on it.

— Mr. Dazai and another self.

"Mr. Dazai is really childlike..."

I also know that this is probably a photo that Osamu Dazai forced himself to take. After all, you can tell by his expression in that photo. Even ten years ago, Shibazaki Geno didn’t think he would be interested in this kind of thing. people.

Shibasaki Gensei shook his head and didn't pay much attention. He put the photos in a random drawer and continued his tidying work.It wasn't until more than ten minutes later that Shibazaki Gensheng realized that the photo was just the beginning.

Shopping receipts for the largest shopping mall on the commercial street, double tickets for the newly opened haunted house, thriller videos rented from the corner bookstore that have not yet been returned, and a stack of takeaway orders for late night snacks—a conservative estimate that they ordered at least seven or eight times.And finally, in Shibasaki's closet, a long trench coat that obviously didn't belong to him and a half-used bandage roll.

Shibazaki Gensheng: "..."

What did Osamu Dazai do with his other self that month?

There was a knock on the door, and Shibasaki Gensheng had no choice but to temporarily suppress the complaints in his heart and walked over to open the door, but when he just put his hand on the doorknob, he seemed to suddenly realize that he suddenly stopped opening the door.

In Yokohama, the number of people who would come to him in the middle of the night could be counted on one finger.

Because there is only one.

Shibazaki Yuansheng was going to pretend that he was asleep, but the voice outside the door sounded again at this time.

"Don't pretend to be asleep," Dazai Osamu's voice was the opposite of Shibazaki's lightness, "I know you must not be asleep at this point, Shibazaki-kun. And I have the key, have you forgotten it?"

Shibazaki Yuansheng: "..." Sure enough, he should find a time to change the lock.

"Mr. Dazai," Geno Shibazaki reluctantly opened the door and looked at the person coming, "Before you come in, can I ask you a question?"

Shibazaki Yuansheng's eyes shifted to the table in the living room, on which were the Polaroids and various receipts he had packed up just now.

"Forget about those things, can you tell me why I have your clothes in my closet?"

This question seems to have stumped Osamu Dazai. He tilted his head and thought for a while before saying: "It should be that time, Shibazaki-kun and I...ah, of course it's another you. I saw a good one in the borrowed video tape. The bathroom suicide scene gave me a little inspiration, so I just tried it on the spot. But the result was terrible, and I got water all over my clothes."

Shibasaki Geno fell silent strangely, and it took a long time before he said: "Then you changed your clothes at my house, sorry, so Mr. Dazai, whose clothes did you change?"

Osamu Dazai leaned against the door frame with his arms folded, his tone relaxed and casual, "Are you sure you want to ask me such an obvious question?"

"Don't make such an expression," Osamu Dazai said, "Speaking of which, my clothes stay with you, and Shibazaki-kun's clothes stay with me. Isn't this a one-for-one equivalent exchange?"

What kind of equivalent exchange is this? !

Shibazaki Yuansheng's eyes fell on Dazai Osamu's body coolly. In the next second, Dazai Osamu stretched out a foot as if predicting something, and at the same time clasped Shibazaki Yuansheng's wrist with one hand, thus avoiding the door. The ending that closes before your eyes.

"Did you forget that I have the key again?" Osamu Dazai said with a smile in his voice.

Shibazaki Yuansheng was speechless, "Then why are you stopping me?"

The safety lock of this door is broken, and anyone who has the key can get in, and Osamu Dazai is not ignorant of this.He can just open the door and come in when the time comes, so why come up and stop him.

"Because I still want the owner of this house to personally invite me in. It would be more polite."

"No," Shibasaki Gensei replied blankly, "And I'm so annoyed to say it bluntly, it's not like I invited you."

"Forget it." In the end, Shibasaki Gensei gave up first, "you come in."

Osamu Dazai is as familiar with this place as his own home, even the only pair of slippers in the shoe cabinet that does not belong to Geno Shibazaki was picked by Osamu Dazai himself, Geno Shibazaki doesn’t need to take care of him at all, the other party can find things to do by himself .

"Shibazaki-kun."

Shibazaki Yuansheng was planning to ignore Dazai Osamu and continue to tidy up his room, when he heard the other party's voice casually replying: "What are you doing?"

"I'm hungry."

"...It's nine o'clock now."

"It can't be helped, I can't control my stomach."

"Turn left downstairs and there is a fast food supermarket."

"But if you eat these fast food all the time, your IQ will drop."

Geno Shibasaki is already very good at dealing with Osamu Dazai's nonsense, and replied with a normal expression: "It doesn't matter, Mr. Dazai, you are already smart enough, and occasionally you have to leave a little way for others to survive."

"Shibazaki-kun."

"……what?"

Osamu Dazai looked at Shibazaki Yuansheng who had almost written the words "you have a lot of things" on his face and smiled, "When you say I'm smart, you'd better act more sincerely, otherwise you will see It sounds really perfunctory."

Shibasaki Yuansheng felt more and more that he really should change the door lock.

Shibasaki Gensei swiped open the phone screen and decided to gag the guy with takeaway.Although this point is basically supper, speaking of it, Shibasaki Gensheng paused his fingers, and suddenly realized how the stack of takeout orders for supper came from.

Now I can only hope Osamu Dazai wasn't outrageous enough to make a kid pay for it.

"Then, Mr. Dazai," Shibasaki Geno asked, "What would you like to eat?"

Osamu Dazai looked at him and replied concisely: "You did it."

"I just looked through the refrigerator, did you buy ingredients for two people today?"

Dazai Osamu smiled at Shibasaki Geno, "Don't waste it."

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感谢在2020-10-2121:17:31~2020-10-2222:18:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Yuyin;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!