love zombie

Son: Let’s just say now…

Yan Yue: For Miloer's sex education.He was so ahead of his time, and...

Heng Yu said lightly: It's just that he accidentally saw you while making love to you, what about it?

A group of people: this...

The face of the kid Milo in the corner turned red strangely again.

17 What kind of hobbies do you have?

Yan Yue: Eat.

Heng Yu: He.

18 What is the other party's hobby?

Yan Yue: Doing that kind of thing...

Heng Yu: Sleeping late, hiding underwear under the pillow.

Yan Yue: Don't turn my back on me!Be careful I say those of yours too!

A group of people were excited: Oh my good boy, you should have said it long ago!

19 May I ask what is your problem?

Yan Yue spread his hands: It's just that his heart is too kind.

A group of people just ignored him.

Heng Yu: Do I have it?

………Two narcissists?

20 What did you do (including mistakes) to make the other person unhappy?

Yan Yue: Too close to friends.

Heng Yu: Entertainment.

Xiao Yaozi: You guys are surprisingly similar in this regard.

21 How far is your relationship?

Heng Yu raised his eyebrows: What do you think?

22 Where did two people first date?

Two people said at the same time: On the street.

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Yan Yue: Well, it’s pretty good.But I still remember him grabbing my popcorn to eat!By the way, he even grabbed my face!

Heng Yu looked at Yan Yue with a half-smile: It's quite romantic.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Heng Yu: No progress yet.

Yan Yue: Yes!We held hands and kissed indirectly.

Heng Yu frowned: An indirect kiss?

Yan Yue swallowed a mouthful of saliva: Er, you just smoked it for me after smoking...

25 frequent date spots?

Yan Yue: That piece of forest, and grassland.

Heng Yu nodded.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Yan Yue: Why is this kind of problem again?

Xiao Yaozi suddenly said: Uh, it seems that someone secretly changed the bed sheets or something, who is that?

Yan Yue: ...

Heng Yu lit a cigarette and said lightly: Prepare sex toys.

Yan Yue: ...==+

27 Which party confessed first?

Yan Yue: Me.

28 How much do you like each other?

Yan Yue: Is this still a question?

Heng Yu: More than he likes me.

Yan Yue: Cut...

29 So, do you love each other?

The two said in unison: Of course!

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Yan Yue: Not saying anything, just acting like a baby to me.

A group of people: Hengyu?behave in a spoiled manner? !

Then he simply forgot that Heng Yu hadn't answered the question yet.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Yan Yue: Castrate him.

Heng Yu smiled and said: Are you willing?

Yan Yue: ...

Little Yaozi: What about you, Hengyu?

Heng Yu: Fuck him, 100 times.

…………

Um, fierce enough, clean enough.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Yan Yue: Never forgive me.

Heng Yu: He won't change his mind.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Heng Yu: It's okay, I can wait.

Yan Yue smiled and said: My wife is never late.

Xiao Yaozi: Are you showing off?

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Yan Yue bit his lip slightly before saying: He always looked at my lips when he kissed... and the way he was panting and sweating.

Heng Yu took it for granted: He looks like he orgasmed.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Yan Yue: When you keep staring at me.

Heng Yu exhaled a puff of smoke: when he tempted me.

Little Yaozi: Wow!What a temptation!How did he seduce you?

...uh, and then poor Moran was completely ignored.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Yan Yue: Eat the dishes he cooks.

Heng Yu: Make love.

Little Yaozi wiped his sweat: As expected of a beast...

39 Ever quarreled?

The two said in unison again: Of course!

40 What are the quarrels?

Yan Yue thought for a while: Because he always asked me to do it, I didn't get enough sleep, and I couldn't even get out of bed the next day!

A group of people burst into nosebleeds.

How to reconcile after 41?

Heng Yu: I apologize.

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

The two said in unison again: Of course!

43 When do you feel loved?

Yan Yue: When he treats me gently.

Heng Yu: When he hugged me trembling and moaning.

……

44 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Yan Yue: I always come home in the middle of the night, smelling of perfume all over my body.

Heng Yu: When you ignore me.

45 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Yan Yue: Blue roses.

Hengyu: Lilies, or Sophora japonica, Manjusawa, in short, are white or blood-red flowers.

Yan Yue: Are you cursing me?

46 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Both shook their heads.

47 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Yan Yue: I used to think I was ugly, dirty, etc...

Heng Yu immediately hugged him tightly: baby, you are beautiful.

Yan Yue: Haha, I know!

48 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

The two said in unison: open.

49 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Two people: Of course.

(Why are the questions so boring!)

———So, here is the mosaic dividing line—————

50 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Heng Yu smiled proudly: Gong.

Yan Yue pursed his lips and said: "It's only temporary!"

Heng Yu: Don't you like Dangshou?

Yan Yue: ...

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Yan Yue: I was accidentally preempted by him, and then I made a wrong step, and there is no redemption!

Heng Yu: I think it is destined.Remember the grappling hand after military training?That's when I pushed him down.

Little Yaozi: Yes...

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Heng Yu: Very satisfied.

Yan Yue's face flushed slightly. (If you are satisfied, just say so~!)

54 The location of the first H?

Yan Yue: Jiuzhaigou.

55 How did you feel at that time?

Heng Yu: Very good.

Yan Yue: It's okay...

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Yan Yue: ...It's quite beautiful.

Heng Yu's voice was low: very ecstasy.

Yan Yue's face flushed instantly!

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Heng Yu: I can’t remember clearly.

Yan Yue twitched the corners of his mouth: A beast in clothes.

58 times per week H?

Yan Yue: Three to four times...

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Yan Yue: It's not bad now.

Heng Yu: Every day.No... If you count every morning and evening, that's 14 times a week.

Yan Yue: You...

Heng Yu: I am already kind enough.

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Yan Yue: I like being on top, uh, it would be even better if I attack him...

Heng Yu directly ignored the second part of his sentence: He is indeed good at the top, and he went deep like that.Standing H, or field battles are very good.

A group of people have nosebleeds, nosebleeds.

61 Your most sensitive place?

Yan Yue: Er...

Little Yaozi: Don't be shy!

Yan Yue: Earlobe.

Little Yaozi: What about you, Hengyu?

Heng Yu: Needless to say, of course it's the lower body.

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Yan Yue: It's the same as what he said.

Heng Yu: His earlobes, back, nipples, abdomen, and inner thighs are all sensitive, but his most sensitive...is the hole in his back, just a little rubbing...

Yan Yue directly covered his mouth!

The female photographer fainted.

Xiao Yaozi's writing pen slipped to the ground.

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Yan Yue: Very sexy.

Heng Yu: Seduce me to commit a crime.

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Yan Yue: ...As a man, of course I like it.

Hengyu: I like it.

65 Where is H in general?

Yan Yue: At home.

Hengyu: Yes.

66 H places you want to try?

Yan Yue: Just being at home is fine.

Heng Yu: A lot.Such as cinemas, ferris wheels, wooden horses, offices, swimming pools, grasslands...

Xiao Yaozi: Excuse me, there are many bugs on the grassland, you are such a clean freak...

Heng Yu: Not on the ground, but on the horse.

Yan Yue stroked his forehead: Aren't we all...

Xiao Yaozi stood up: What, you have already tried all these? !

Heng Yu smiled: It's not enough once.

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Yan Yue: Before H.

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Heng Yu: Generally not.

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Yan Yue: No.

Heng Yu: I had sex with a woman before meeting him, does that count?

Yan Yue was depressed.

Heng Yu leaned over and kissed him on the cheek: Don't worry, I have you, I don't even bother to touch anyone else.

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Yan Yue: No.

Heng Yu: I agree.

71 What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Yan Yue: Kill those thugs.

Heng Yu: Eunuch them, let them be raped and then killed by wild beasts.

Little Yaozi: Ruthless enough...

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Yan Yue: ...Yes.

Heng Yu: No.

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?