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, and we are now counting it as a small business, if it is a big business..."

Yan Yue beamed and smiled: "Haha, Xiao He, I thought you should do this for a long time. Of course we will help you with all our strength, right!"

As he spoke, he elbowed Heng Yu who was beside him.

"No."

"Sir, I know this little money can't tempt you, but you need all kinds of souls, right? Most importantly, do you need information? Join this detective agency, I will provide you with the latest news and tools, Guaranteed to keep your identity secret, you only need to hand over one soul to me every month for the last purchased soul... This is definitely not a loss-making business, right?"

"That's right, that's right, I will guarantee Xiao He's personality, it will be absolutely fine!"

So after many twists and turns, Hengyu let go and said to think about it.

Li He walked up to Wen Lan, gently placed the cocktail he had just mixed in front of her, and the hand that had been hidden behind his back took out a red rose like a magic trick, and handed it to Wen Lan: "Sir, won't you join us?"

Wen Lan didn't listen to what he said at all, frowning, her voice didn't fluctuate: "Is this store gay?"

"This is a normal bar. It's just that I fell in love with you at first sight." Li He laughed, his voice low and magnetic.

The corners of Yan Yue's mouth trembled, and he said, "Don't pay attention to him, he will give roses to anyone who feels a little bit. He has told hundreds of people this kind of thing, even I am tired of hearing it..."

"Hehe! Brother Yan, you actually ruined my good deeds! Sir, don't listen to his nonsense, I really treat you..."

Wen Lan smiled and said, "If you say it again, I will kill you."

The people around trembled together.

Li He finally became serious: "Sir, you are the son of the chief of police, right? Your father has never recognized your ability and refused you to enter the special search room of the special investigation department... If you do something great, your father will not let you go!" Will you deny your ability?"

"How do you know?" Wen Lan stood up!Most people don't even know that the police station has this search room!

"Ah, Xiao Lan, no wonder you have a gun!" Yan Yue remembered the gun that Wen Lan suddenly took out when he met the giant python during military training.

Li He hooked Yan Yue's neck: "Brother Yan approaches people, how can I be at ease if I don't check the details!"

Heng Yu, who was in the dark, narrowed his eyes dangerously.

****

"So master, you agree? Is this the first-hand task?"

"Ah."

"Then you should also be called Wen Lan?"

"No, he said that he is very busy recently, and he will go next time."

"Oh."

In fact, no matter how dull Yan Yue was, he gradually discovered a problem.When he first came to this school, the one with whom he had the best relationship was Wen Lan, and he knew this person. He was fascinated by supernatural events to such an extent that if he went out without asking him to go with him, he would be awkward.But now, I seem to be getting farther and farther away from him. Is this because I always pester Heng Yu?

He shook his head, thinking no more.

In addition to asking their names and educational qualifications, the curator asked a few simple questions, such as: "Why do you want to work in a funeral home?" "The work here is relatively heavy, can you bear it?" I'm still a student, so the salary will definitely not be high, are you willing?" Questions like this, and then let the two pass through hastily.

There are already 7 people in the working group where Yan Yue and Heng Yu came, and I heard that two of them resigned just now.The oldest is 47 years old, and the youngest is Heng Yu, who is 19 years old.The work intensity is indeed quite high. I have to get up at 7 o'clock every day, rush to the funeral home at 8 o'clock, and have to work until 4 o'clock in the afternoon.It looks like 13 corpses are burned every day.

The morning to 40:5 noon is the busiest time for cremation work in funeral homes. In the cremation room with a temperature of more than 1380 degrees Celsius, there are [-] incinerators with temperatures as high as [-] degrees Celsius. There is no air conditioner, only a floor fan.

Once there, does it still feel like winter?It's hotter than summer!Yan Yue only wore a short-sleeved T-shirt and shorts every time, and only put on white work clothes when someone checked.And Hengyu is completely different, not only wearing gloves, he almost covered his whole body... Yan Yue often laughed at him: "Master, you are sweating all over, just take it off! Take it off!" Hengyu No one would care about him.

But it is undeniable that when Heng Yu was sweating profusely, she was extremely sexy.

Even the employees who worked together were stunned when they saw him like that. The only aunt-level female employee looked like a young girl who had returned to a nympho.

His silver hair stuck to his palm-sized cheeks. His normally white cheeks were slightly flushed due to lack of oxygen, and his lips would also turn red after working for a long time.

He washes his face often, with the water running directly from the top of his head.

He unconsciously inserted his fingers into his hair, raised his head...

At this moment, how far has Yan Yue's delusions reached?

Being pressed under her body, Heng Yu opened her lips...

"hurry up……"

"Hurry up, hurry up! Don't be in a daze! Little brother, today is the third time you drool, it's not good to stain your face just after putting on foundation!" A big brother reminded someone who was delusional.

"Ah! I'm sorry!"

Yan Yue regained his senses and continued to spread blush on the deceased.

His work was embalming, dressing and cosmetics.It's not because he can't stand the heat.Hengyu sometimes helps Yan Yue, such as stitching wounds and so on.

It is said that these two people are simply admired by those of the older generation.

Especially Yan Yue, because Heng Yu would still frown because of the smell of corpses, Yan Yue didn't feel it at all, and it would be no problem for him to hug all kinds of corpses on the spot.

I still remember one time, when he praised the perfection of an unburned head, he even said: "It's so cute" and then held that head and kissed it...

At that time, the things in the hands of several people who were not calm fell down.

"Look, there are still a few corpses that you need to draw, and there is no time to be dazed, you know?"

"I know." Yan Yue quickly agreed with a smile.

The elder brother pushed a dead 50-year-old man out of the body freezer on a corpse truck. The dead man's face was covered with thawed ice water, his hair was disheveled, and his face was pale.

That's pretty good.

In many cases, for example, people who died in a car accident may lose a lot of arms or legs, or their face may be completely changed. It takes two hours or more to put on makeup for just one person.But for the average person, 15 to 20 minutes is enough.

The general steps are actually not difficult.

First wash the face of the corpse with alcohol, then comb the hair and shave.Then I put on foundation, rouge, eyebrows, lipstick, oil, and then I found a lot of flowers, which have the effect of covering the wound.

For Yan Yue, who has been obsessed with painting all year round, this kind of trivial matter is nothing at all.He learned it in a few strokes, and his makeup skills satisfied those family members.

After working for a few days, Yan Yue felt that although he was very tired, when he saw the grateful smiles of those family members, he suddenly felt that it was very worthwhile. It turns out that such a job is not bad.But obviously he is the only one who sees it this way. For example, the brother Zhang who taught him makeup has worked for five years and has done makeup on more than 2 dead people. He is no longer used to shaking hands with people. When he meets friends, he immediately hides. Yan Yue and others went out on his behalf.

For a week, nothing happened.

Yan Yue asked Heng Yu many times if he made a mistake.Although most of the employees of this funeral home are in a state of facial paralysis and numbness, they are all quite sincere and there is no problem.I asked them several times if someone was missing here, and they also looked ignorant.

But not long after, the boss found them.

Maybe it has something to do with Hengyu. People around him asked him why he chose to come here, and he said that he was very short of money.In addition, the aliases and fake identities that had been prepared for a long time finally took effect. The boss believed that Heng Yu and Yan Yue were cousins. Career I would like to do...

Such a person is most suitable for a secret industry.

This secret profession pays a lot, and the work is simple, just contact the 'wild cats' outside, pick out the corpses, and push them to the designated place at night, and you can often see the curator, secretary and others, everyone treats them both more cordial...

This profession is the real, confused romance in reality.

It is a profession that makes ordinary people feel horrified and nauseated.

The author has something to say: I plan to go and see thewalkingdead~

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28. chapter26 (inverted chapter V)...

"Want to experience the love of "Confused Romance", please contact us."

This is the business card that some people in the funeral home secretly hand out outside.

"Confused Romance" is one of the top ten banned films, a famous necrophilia movie.

It turned out that in this seemingly peaceful city, there was actually a group of necrophilia, both men and women, who organized together to form a club.Although not many in number, they are the main source of customers for funeral homes, and even they keep the staff very busy.

Soon, Yan Yue and Heng Yu had a clear understanding of the inside story of this industry.

This secretive industry has three major customers.

One is low-end customers.They don't make a lot of money and just want to have some fun.The "wild cats" on the street will tell them: "Your money is not enough to play with living people." Then they introduce customers to the receptionist of the funeral home, like the secretary, Yan Yuehengyu