love zombie

How can I prove that I am crooked?

In fact, Li He said something just now.

He said, "Just pretend to be a couple!"

The author has something to say: the third watch... will really make people exhausted and die...

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39、chapter37...

Heng Yu drove the car with one hand, with the window half down.Outside the window is a bustling night scene.

He held his chin gracefully, his silver hair flying wildly.

Yan Yue was sitting in the co-pilot, happily explaining some common sense about gays.

"Although there are a small number of gays who can't see it at all, most of them still have a little bit of the same characteristics. In the 80s, among gays, some number 1 would have a pierced left ear, and number 0 would have a pierced right ear. It’s all tied up, so it’s often obvious at a glance. I think Gays pay more attention to the taste of clothes, and pay more attention to grooming than ordinary men. Their nails are well manicured, and some even apply transparent nail polish ..."

"It's disgusting." Heng Yu frowned.

Yan Yue was angry: "Don't look down on them! Tell you, the average IQ of gays is much higher than normal people! And there are many, many celebrities who are gay! Especially in art and fashion design, ten of them have Eight are not normal, you know Leonardo da Vinci, the great painter of the Renaissance, Michelangelo the sculptor, right? The great musician Tchaikovsky, the Chinese poet Qu Yuan, why are there so many emperors in the Han Dynasty? Ah, either it’s gay, or it’s bisexual!...Hey, and I found that many gays have a little bit of narcissism, but they have this capital!"

Heng Yu turned her head and gave Yan Yue a meaningful look.

Then he said with a half-smile: "Is it because you are gay that you know so much about this?"

Yan Yue immediately forgot what he was going to say next.

After a long time, he murmured: "I just like men, how about it, tell you, uncle, I was super straight...... It's not because of it!!"

He wants to say it's not because of you!

But even he was discouraged.

With his mouth pursed, he put his elbows on his knees and sat with his back to Heng Yu.

Then he hummed slightly, and said, "Laugh at me, I knew you were going to laugh at me!"

Heng Yu looked at the back of his head, stretched out a black gloved hand to rub his hair, and said, "What kind of logical thinking are you doing? Why should I laugh at you?"

Yan Yue's little heart suddenly warmed up.

After a while, Heng Yu suddenly asked: "What is number 1 and what is number 0?"

Only then did Yan Yue realize that he was so busy talking non-stop that he even forgot to explain the professional terms!

But... how to explain it!

Suddenly, he had an idea, stretched out the index finger of his back hand to Heng Yu, clenched his left hand into a circle, and aimed the index finger of his right hand at the circle on the left... But the moment he entered the hole, his movements froze instantly!Then quickly withdraw your hand!

His face has turned red!

God...

When he was doing this action just now, what scene flashed in his head?

He pressed Heng Yu under him, he looked at him with hazy eyes, then he lifted his legs skillfully, and then separated...! !

Is he that horny now? !

"So innocent?"

Heng Yu secretly laughed, then turned his head and continued driving.

The facial expression returned to facial paralysis again.

But Yan Yue blushed even more!

"Where am I innocent?! You little boy actually said that I am a thousand-year-old zombie innocent? Let me tell you, I have seen a lot of those eighteen forbidden scenes, and I have long been a veteran in love..."

He quibbled for a long time, but was very helpless by Heng Yu's "really?"

Then I had to pretend to look at the city scenery passing by outside the window.

God, my dear wife.

If you knew how I've been delusional about you, would you still call me innocent?

The car stopped on Xiangmu Street.

Yan Yue said solemnly: "Next, you just need to pretend to be a little 0."

Heng Yu raised his eyebrows: "Are you pretending to be 1?"

"I'm already 1, okay! Besides, you haven't seen a cold and handsome storm like me before!"

With that said, Yan Yue adjusted his collar, opened the car door, walked out, and put on wide black sunglasses.The black hair is fluffy, and the earring on the left ear is shining in the night light.

A big skull necklace, a black t-shirt with a blood-red cross on the back, an iron chain ornament, and loose jeans.

It's one of his go-to outfits for going in and out of gay bars.

He led Heng Yu through an alley, and on the second floor of a hot pot restaurant, they saw the moon sign that was not very visible in the night, and when they opened the door, deafening DJ music instantly enveloped them.

The bar is doing quite a lot of business.

People on the dance floor raised their hands and twisted their bodies like dumplings in boiling water. The colorful lights were constantly strafing, and a strong smell of alcohol permeated it.

A boy in his twenties was happy when he saw Yan Yue: "Brother Yan! You haven't been here for a long time!"

"Yeah." Yan Yue nodded maturely, looked at the direction the boy had been looking at just now, and said, "Who did you see tonight?"

The boy pointed to the dancing man standing on the top of the dance floor.

"I've been watching him for three hours."

"Why didn't you tell him?"

The boy smiled: "He doesn't like me, I don't have muscles, I'm not handsome enough, I'm not deep enough... I'm not as attractive as Brother Yan..."

Yan Yue leaned over and said loudly to the boy: "I want you to go over now and tell him that I have been watching you all night, so you are mine tonight!"

"How is this possible, I..."

"Go." Yan Yue's voice was a little slow, but very powerful.

"……what……"

"I said go!"

"Yes!"

The boy actually went crazy.

Yan Yue turned to look at Heng Yu, and said proudly: "Haha, I have always had a perfect aggressive image."

"Wan Nian Shou always likes to say such things."

A teasing voice came, obviously, the voice came from the bar.

A long-haired "beauty" in a deep purple evening dress was smiling and flipping bottles like a magician, her movements flowing naturally and smoothly.He looked at the two latecomers comfortably.Surrounded by his admirers.

Behind him, Wen Lan put on gloves with a black face and gave him a hand...

"Beauty" smiled at the two of them and said, "What would you like to order?"

After the two sat down, the "beauty" quickly mixed the wine and poured it for them.Then, taking advantage of others not paying attention, he said to the two people with a blunt smile: "How are you two boys, I asked you to come today, and you will come for me now! Check what time it is!"

"9 o'clock in the evening..." Yan Yue grinned, "There are still three hours, it's early! Haha..."

After the two of them were nagged by Li He a few times.

Li He looked at the two people, and suddenly said: "Why are you two sitting so far away? Take a look, which couple is like you?"

So the two looked at the couples around them.

There is a pair touching each other.There is a couple kissing.There's a couple, the younger one has already sat on it...

Yan Yue looked away instantly!

Suddenly, his neck felt the cool silk material...

Heng Yu suddenly grabbed his neck and pulled his whole body towards him!

The most unbearable...

It was he who held the opponent's chin with his fingers, leaned his head against Yan Yue's ear, and then smiled at Li He: "Isn't it like this?"

! !

Yan Yue was instantly stunned!Just now, the aggressive image he created with great difficulty has been wiped out...

Heng Yu just wrapped his arms around his neck and drank.

His cheeks are so close!When he was holding a goblet and drinking an ice blue cocktail with his head up, Yan Yue could clearly see his white jaw and his Adam's apple that fluctuated up and down...

He is just like a swan astonished...

This is indeed the case.

From the moment they entered the door, someone noticed the two of them.

Especially Heng Yu, he was wearing a black and white leopard print shirt and black tight leather pants.

Well, let alone his figure, just his face and silver hair are enough to make people want to move!

Moreover, after he hugged the man next to him, people confirmed that he was gay, because you must know that many people who come to the gay bar are just curious, but they are not gay...

Yan Yue couldn't take it anymore.

"I'm going to dance first!"

Then he stood up and walked onto the dance floor.

He moved his limbs instinctively to the music.

What he should do most now is not to keep reminiscing about what happened just now, but to get close to the people around him and look for clues of the suspect!

Music can easily make people excited. With the exciting melody, everyone unintentionally teases and touches. Yan Yue tries hard to stay awake and sniffs their scents carefully, but apart from the smell of alcohol, there is the smell of smoke and perfume. , he didn't smell anything wrong.

Gradually, everyone noticed him, and several of them whistled at him.

A man even squeezed his buttocks hard.

Yan Yue dodged suddenly, looked back, and found that it was a middle-aged man, Yan Yue didn't care, just smiled at him charmingly, and then continued to dance.

Soon, everyone looked at him.

Because it is undeniable that under the gloomy lights of the bar, Yan Yan, who twisted her body and tossed her hair instinctively,