Tyrant Reborn

Baozi is one year old

When Xiao Baozi was one year old, the emperor gave him the name Jun, nicknamed Little Monkey.It was the first time for the emperor to give such a so-called large-scale event to Xiao Baozi, so he paid special attention to it.On that day, the little bun was placed in the Jiaotai Hall by the emperor. Because he was in a good mood, the emperor swiped his pen for the excitement, and the prime ministers of the dynasty were also his father-in-law Zhuo Lun, brother-in-law Zhuo Ran, and the most favored courtiers of the dynasty. Wang Xing, Zhong Rong and Yan Zhizhang were all invited by him to be the audience.Even Prince Yu, who has been living in the palace and is not suitable for reason and reason, was invited here. However, when Yuan Bao said that the Queen Mother would not come because she was chanting scriptures in the Buddhist hall, the emperor hummed lightly and looked at him. Scanning Yuan Bao, who had devoted his allegiance to the emperor in the past year, and seeing Yuan Bao's panicked expression, he smiled lightly and didn't say much.

When the time came, all kinds of things were placed on the red carpet on the ground, some were expensive and some were rare. Zhuo Lun and Zhuo Ran were worthy of father and son, and they put two longevity locks. The emperor could not help admiring the father and son. Luckily, the patterns on the Longevity Lock are different, otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell who's who... Of course, some people took something quite unique, for example, Wang Xing was in the Ministry of Rites, so the ones that were put on it were For the fireworks tube, Zhong Rong is the commander of the imperial guards, so he put his badge on it (although it is unreasonable, but the emperor likes it, the emperor is the boss, as long as the boss is happy, Zhong Rong thought with tears streaming down his face), saying Zhizhang was born as a general, so he sent an imitation soldier talisman. The emperor was very happy when he saw it. Yes, but if the little bun is taken, it must be given.When the emperor thought about it, he wished that the little bun could grab all the good things on it...

Of course, the emperor is the biggest master in this world. There are no treasures in the palace, so other people just come to join in.Everyone thought that it would be good if they got what they wanted. The key is the emperor, the precious little bun. It is said that the emperor is distressed. Almost the child was brought up by the emperor, so everyone's eyes are discerning. Everyone rushed to the little bun. To please Xiao Baozi is equivalent to getting a death-free card, who doesn't like it?

When it came to the emperor, what the emperor put on the ground was a piece of beautiful jade that he had carried with him since he was a child. What the emperor thought in his heart was that this jade had been with him for so many years. Those who dare not come here to make a small bun, not to mention that the birth of this child was not smooth, can be regarded as having gone through a catastrophe (this disaster is almost being stabbed to death by that Lu Yu doctor quietly with a needle - an attempt). It's good to ward off disasters.And in the eyes of the emperor, this baby is a lucky one at first glance. Don't people often say that if you survive a catastrophe, you will have future blessings?The emperor thought so deeply, so at first the emperor wanted to hold the jade seal of Chuanguo, but later thought that the jade seal was too heavy for the little bun to hold, so he got a piece of beautiful jade instead.

What Zhuo Wenjing put on the ground was a thin book, with a large character written across it: Poison, and a row of small characters vertically: All the poisons in the world are in this book.

The emperor looked at the name, raised his handsome eyebrows, and said to the queen in a low voice when he was not paying attention: "Why are you holding this book? Don't you have any treasures in your palace? Besides, this book is so heavy. , I’m afraid this little monkey won’t be able to pick it up.”

"This child was born in a disaster. I am afraid that he will be poisoned in the future. In this way, it is better to let him study the poison first, so that he can identify what the poison is before others do it in the future. It's better to be poisoned by those who poisoned you than to be poisoned yourself." Zhuo Wenjing also replied vaguely but calmly in a low voice.

The emperor was taken aback when he heard this, and then clapped his hands and smiled, "That's a good idea, as expected of my queen." Zhuo Wenjing glanced at the smiling emperor, who was full of peach blossoms, and didn't speak, but felt that the tips of his ears were hot and a little red , the emperor looked at it, the raised phoenix eyes dimmed, then he narrowed his eyes and didn't speak, just waiting for the night to talk.

At this time, the auspicious time had come, and the emperor hurriedly put the chubby little bun raised in the hands of the nurse beside him on the red carpet, touched the little bun's head with a smile and said: "Go and catch it. There is a reward, but it is best to catch the jade pendant given by the emperor, or if you catch something else, the emperor will not give it to you and confiscate it..."

When the people on the side heard the blatant so-called threatening words, they couldn't help feeling blue veins on their foreheads. Yuan Bao, the emperor's favored chief executive, curled his lips in a corner where the emperor couldn't see, and muttered softly: "This is a threat, an intimidation!" The others looked at the round little bun as if they hadn't heard the emperor's words. Even Prince Yu, who had been living in the palace for a year, couldn't help staring at the little doll.

The little baby's face is very good, a bit like the current emperor, but it is a bit more elegant than the emperor's perennial pensive face, and he has been raised very tender this year, not at all like the emperor in the eyes of the emperor. She looks thin and gassy, ​​and even has some baby fat on her face because of eating too much.

Therefore, every time the emperor saw the appearance of the little bun, he was very excited in his heart, thinking, fortunately he is the emperor, and he can eat and drink whatever he wants in the world, so he can fatten up the child, otherwise Like a skinny monkey, what a waste of people.But these words, the emperor has been holding back in his heart and dare not say it again.

At the beginning, after letting go of his worries, when he looked at the little bun seriously for the first time, the words he said suddenly made Zhuo Wenjing's face ugly for ten days and a half months, and he slept alone Panlong Palace is also ten days and half a month...

Thinking of this, the emperor coughed and laughed twice, Zhuo Wenjing looked at him lightly, but didn't say anything.Anyway, seeing the emperor laughing, he also knew that this person didn't know where his mind wandered.

"Long live, the little prince has started." At this moment, Yuan Bao muttered something in a low voice, interrupting the emperor's dream.The emperor hurriedly looked back at the queen, and looked at the little doll squatting on the soft blanket. He saw the little doll's black and white eyes. He looked at this, touched it with his chubby hand, and looked at that. Also touched, the emperor was sighing in his heart, the little bun was indeed his son, and when he liked everything, he saw the little baby started to show his power, raised his hand and threw the jade pendant, dropped the soldier amulet, kicked the longevity lock with his foot, and kicked him with his legs. I opened the kaleidoscope... At last I arched with my body, and pushed all the things to the ground until there was nothing on the blanket. The little doll looked at the crowd and giggled, with a joyful look on her face. He spread his feet and began to roll on the blanket.

Everyone looked at the emperor's face darkly and looked at the jade pendant at their feet, and couldn't help turning their heads as if they hadn't seen it. Zhuo Wenjing watched the little bun rolling calmly, still biting his own book. Sent book...

Zhuo Lun and Zhuo Ran glanced at each other, then took a step back at the same time, while Prince Yu smiled softly, his smile was a bit abrupt in this quiet moment, but it also seemed very fresh.

Hearing Lord Yu's laughter, the little bun suddenly stopped moving, spat out the paper in his mouth, and then turned over with all his strength. After turning over, he crawled and crawled until he reached Prince Yu's side, using his fat tote The little hands started to tug at the hem of Prince Yu's clothes, and there were ten dirty hand prints on the white clothes of Prince Yu.

Prince Yu originally kept that inscrutable smile, but at this moment, his handsome face was full of embarrassment and bewilderment, and he looked at the little bun below with his lowered eyes.

"Third brother, didn't you prepare something for this baby?" At this time the emperor spoke, his tone was a bit resentful, and he thought unwillingly, if he had known earlier, he would not have let him come out...

After hearing the emperor's words, Prince Yu's expression changed, and finally he smiled and said, "Your Majesty, forgive me, I have nothing to offer, so I didn't make much preparations, and I never thought that the little prince would choose me..."

The emperor's face became even more unhappy when he heard this, and he wanted to say something. The little bun had already grabbed Prince Yu's clothes and staggered to his feet. Although Prince Yu didn't like the emperor very much from the bottom of his heart, he was still very satisfied with seeing the little bun. , so he picked up the little bun with both hands.Although it was the first time to hold a limp child, his hands trembled and trembled in the eyes of everyone.

The little bun didn't pay attention to other people's thoughts, and saw that his face burst into a smile instantly, and then he kissed Prince Yu's sickly cheek, and when Prince Yu's cheeks blushed instantly, he shouted intermittently: "Mother... ...mother..."

Everyone petrified instantly, while the emperor and Zhuo Wenjing were furious.

The emperor was angry that this little bun actually called someone else his mother, who could teach him?Who taught it?But the empress was angry that the emperor wanted to have incest with his elder brother, and even called the little bun he gave birth to his mother, which is unforgivable, too unforgivable.

Everyone thought, I have hallucinations, it's too scary, this palace is too scary.

Baozi is two years old

When Xiao Baozi was two years old, he became vaguely sensible, although he often didn't quite understand the meaning, for example, the man who called himself Father Emperor always said to himself, little monkey, ask the queen to ask for a princess, to a princess...

Every time the queen father said with a cold face: "Let Prince Yu give birth to a princess for you." The father's face darkened.

Xiao Baozi knew that Prince Yu was better looking than his father, and could smile better than his father, but every time he was with him, his parents looked very ugly... His father whispered in his ear, that prince Uncle is so bad, he wants to take his position away, and then abuse him babababababbababa and so on.But Xiao Baozi didn't take it seriously when he heard it. He always thought that the emperor uncle who smiled stiffly every time he saw him was very funny, so the most troublesome thing for Xiao Baozi every day was to see the emperor uncle...

This day, the little bun stumbled again, and the emperor and Zhuo Wenjing looked ugly, but they couldn't get used to this kind of thing, so they had to get used to it.

The emperor stretched out his hand to hold Zhuo Wenjing in his arms and said, "Why don't you let the third brother out and watch him sometime, he is always in the palace, preventing me and the little monkey from cultivating a father-son relationship."

After listening to the emperor's words, Zhuo Wenjing glanced at him lightly and said, "The war in Nanjun is fruitless, are you assured that Prince Yu will leave the palace? Are you afraid that he will be rescued?"

The emperor frowned when he thought of this, and then sighed: "It's been two years, and the ambition of the third brother has almost been worn out in this palace, and I often take the little monkey to have family fun. Stimulate him, and it seems that he has almost no intention of resisting. It's just that Nanjun is very stubborn..." Speaking of this, the emperor's face was a little ugly, and his originally peach-blossoming pupils instantly showed a bit of hostility: "The capital The guards here are all idiots, and a living person let him escape to Nanjun, it's damned."

Zhuo Wenjing glanced at the emperor and said: "Don't be angry, who would have thought that Chen Jianguang would be so tolerant, even disguised as a man in Beijing to do rough work, and finally escaped from the capital with that woman's clothes, let alone two years , everyone was relaxed, even at the beginning, no one dared to recognize him."

The emperor snorted coldly but didn't say much, but deep in his phoenix eyes was a little bit of worry...

Zhuo Wenjing saw it in his eyes and sighed in his heart. He knew the emperor's hatred for Chen Jianguang. Although he didn't understand why, he could feel the unforgettableness of it... Thinking about it this way, Zhuo Wenjing didn't know what was surging in his heart. Complicated to the extreme.But he didn't ask much.

That night, the emperor refused to get up after finishing the exercise with Zhuo Wenjing in his arms. Zhuo Wenjing looked at the emperor with a flushed face and said, "It's been two years, and Shen Yu is already this old. I want to go to Nan... um... don't .”

"At this time, what are you saying to spoil the fun." The emperor continued to twitch on Zhuo Wenjing's body, and said in a hoarse voice: "I am giving birth to a princess, and I will allow you to go..."

"You... um..." Zhuo Wenjing wanted to say something, but the place in his body was tortured by the emperor, and he was unable to say anything, and could only hold the emperor's powerful hand between his legs. The waist, ups and downs with his movements.

After a long time, the emperor was panting on him, Zhuo Wenjing took a breath and said in a low voice: "It was in the past, but you have also seen Prince Yu's attitude in the past two years. Although he said that his vigor has been worn down, his determination has never Change, this peaceful solution to Nanjun may not be possible, and now Chen Jianguang has returned to Nanjun... The scourge of Nanjun should be wiped out as soon as possible."

After hearing his words, the emperor laughed twice and said: "What are you worried about? The current Nanjun is not what it used to be. Even if Chen Jianguang goes back, how many people will believe him? I have a good idea about this matter. You Don't worry about it..."

Zhuo Wenjing didn't say anything more, his eyes gradually cleared up, the emperor looked at it, and said in a low voice: "Seeing that you are not so tired, let's continue..."

...

Little Baozi is five years old.

The little bun turned into a big bun when he was five years old. Zhuo Wenjing finally left the capital this year wearing a battle armor. Before leaving, he left the second little bun who was just full moon to the emperor. It went relatively smoothly, and there was no such spectacular scene when the big bun made a sound, but the second little bun still had a handle. Although the emperor liked it in his heart, he still said innocently on his face: "Quiet and quiet!" Ah, I said I want a princess, I want a princess, not a prince, why don't I have a princess, let's have a princess." Zhuo Wenjing looked at the smiling emperor, pursed her lips, and said, "Since you If you want a princess then, if you marry this little monkey in the future, you will be a princess."

When the emperor heard it, he was shocked and said: "Wen Jing, how do you say this, my child can only marry, how can I marry?"

Zhuo Wenjing was at a loss for her momentary slip of the tongue, when she heard the emperor's words, she felt a little unhappy in her heart. Looking at the emperor like this, it seemed that she was still very shy about marrying a man. Was it for herself... Thinking about it Zhuo Wenjing frowned uncommonly.The emperor on the side looked at him and said, "Wen Jing, what are you thinking? Hurry up and hug this little monkey, he peed..."

Zhuo Wenjing looked at the emperor who was still puzzled, swallowed a breath, held the child in her arms, and let him continue to sprinkle water skillfully.

And when the palace was rejoicing, Yan Yi was drowning his sorrows with wine at the border of South County.

Because Prince Yu in the capital city of Nanjun has been fighting with the mainland all the time, people gathered together in the first year and wanted to attack the capital to rescue Prince Yu, but Yan Yi stopped him, and Yan Yibu fought hard with them, but, If you want to leave, he must poison you today and cut off your water source, tomorrow he will set fire to your food and grass, and Yan Yi will do nothing else at the border, but drag people back... dragging and dragging, the army in Nanjun did not The mind is gone, and the first year is a victory.

In the second year, the people in Nanjun gathered again and continued to attack. Lord Yan Xiaohou put Chen Jianguang, who was so angry with the emperor and wanted to be split up, back to Nanjun.

The situation in Nanjun changed in an instant. The suspicion and support for Chen Jianguang couldn't help coming. As for the attack, there was a key person inside, and the opinions began to disagree. Naturally, the attack was put aside for the time being. Happy...

In the third year and the fourth year, Nanjun was very quiet. This feeling is a bit like the calm before the storm. Of course, it is true. Now it is the fifth year. Chen Jianguang said that the former emperor Liu Yu was in Nanjun, but the emperor violated the former emperor's will. , detained Prince Yu in the capital, and even wanted to use the name of Nanjun to launch an attack.

This time, it can be seen that Nanjun has come out in full force. Lord Yan Xiaohou has used all his intrigues and tricks to resist. Seeing that he couldn't stand it anymore, he wrote to the court to ask for support.

When the emperor received Yan Yi's secret report, his complexion was ugly at that time, and the faces of all civil and military officials were also not good. Just when Yan Zhizhang was wondering if he was going to fight with his father and son, Zhuo Wenjing came out to ask for a fight.

The emperor glared at Zhuo Wenjing, and Zhuo Wenjing looked calm.

In the end, the emperor couldn't stare at the queen, so he swiped his pen and agreed to the queen's expedition... Yan Zhizhang also sighed in his heart, at least his old bones don't have to go to the battlefield...

It's just that after the queen threw the three armies out, the atmosphere inside and outside the palace was very strange.

The father's face is so ugly, this is what the big bun thinks, the second bun just pulled it over, and he is biting his finger.

Long live Lord didn't sleep well for a few days, Yuan Bao sighed beside him.

The emperor's spirit was very poor, and he scolded several people. This was because Peixiu outside the palace was meditating.

Above the court, the civil and military officials are even more trembling. Every time news about Nanjun is brought up, if it is good news, the emperor will laugh and then scold him, saying that he is so happy babababbbb after a temporary stability, and so on. Bad news, the emperor kept scolding with a sullen face, there was no good news at all, did he want to kill bbbbbbb or something.

In short, above the court hall, the emperor's roar was often heard, so for almost a month, there was an excerpt that the queen reached the border of Nanjun.

At that moment, everyone saw that the emperor seemed to be relieved, and before everyone was relieved, the emperor looked at Yan Zhizhang with a gloomy expression, and said in a strange way: "Yan Aiqing, it will be four or five years before Yan leaves." Alright."

Yan Zhizhang hurriedly responded, and the emperor was silent for a while and said: "In this case, why not make an appointment for him."

Yan Zhizhang was stunned for a moment, seeing the serious look of the emperor, he couldn't tell the pain in his heart, who in this capital would want to marry a general who hasn't been back to the capital for four or five years, it sounds good, maybe he will come back sometime , It's not nice to say, if you come back sideways in the future, wouldn't it delay others...

Thinking of this, Yan Zhizhang wanted to cry even more.

The emperor stared at Yan Zhizhang's speechless face, squinted his eyes, and then said with a smile: "I will help him find a good marriage, don't worry, don't worry." After finishing speaking, the emperor waved his hands down.

Everyone was shocked, and they were silent for a long time. They all congratulated Lord Yan Hou with complicated expressions. Lord Yan, they were silent and silent.In the end, Zhuo Lun patted him on the shoulder and said: "Yanhou Ye, don't worry, there is no one who the emperor likes will not be on the stage, don't worry."

Yan Zhizhang looked at Zhuo Lun and secretly thought (#‵′), that is, the queen is going to fight, and the emperor is using the Yan family to make a knife. With the emperor's vision, what can be seen.

This story does not talk about the story, but the other side only said that the emperor went down and returned to the Panlong Palace in silence, then stood up abruptly, and asked people to bring the big bun and the little bun to see Prince Yu.

At this time Yuan Bao hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Report to the emperor, the second prince is already at Prince Yu's place."

The emperor's face darkened, he snorted coldly, and personally carried the third prince who was sleeping soundly from the ear room to see Prince Yu.

When he went, the big bun was pestering Prince Yu to tell him a story. Prince Yu's complexion was not good, and his expression was a little dazed.He even breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the emperor coming.

The emperor glanced at the big bun, who pursed his lips and stood up, with a very respectful face, but from time to time he peeked at the emperor, the eyebrows and eyes were carved out of the same mold as the emperor when he was a child.Yuan Bao thought to himself.

The emperor looked at Prince Yu, then smiled, lifted the hem of his clothes, sat opposite Prince Yu, and began to talk about the life of the little bun recently, how he missed the queen when he left Beijing, how the little bun was making trouble, and so on.

After talking about it, Prince Yu's expression didn't move, so the emperor held his chin and said calmly: "Third brother, I remember that Yan Yi is almost in his twenties, and there is no one around to serve me, so I am very worried."

Prince Yu moved his hand, then looked at the emperor with a faint smile and said, "Really? I don't remember these things."

"Third brother, you forget things." The emperor looked at Prince Yu with a sincere smile on his face and said, "Today, Lord Yan is still talking about this matter in court, and Yan Yi is too old, so he decided to ask me to point him out. I think it’s the same reason for a marriage, you can’t leave the house alone just because you say something, what does third brother think?”

Prince Yu said calmly, "The emperor is wise."

The emperor looked at his face indifferently, but he couldn't help but clenched his hands tightly together. He was very satisfied in his heart, so he muttered a few more words. Okay, as we talked, the emperor got a little excited, and Yuan Bao murmured to himself, what kind of heart is the emperor doing, and he didn't choose a concubine for himself...Of course there is another person who thinks so is the big bun, the big bun Looking at his father, his expression was thoughtful.

The emperor didn't pay attention to the expressions of these two people, and kept talking excitedly, saying that in the end, Prince Yu's face was a little gloomy, and the emperor returned to the palace contentedly holding the little bun who woke up and wanted to drink milk.

After a long, long time, when Zhuo Wenjing returned to Beijing, the big bun took a crooked letter written by himself to Zhuo Wenjing, Zhuo Wenjing opened it and saw: "On a certain day in a certain year, my father went to visit the emperor's uncle. In the book, I talked about a lot of people and young masters, probably wanting to marry them back to the palace while the queen father is away..."

"On a certain day of a certain year, my father and my uncle summoned many princes and beauties together in the palace, my father said it was very good, very good, very good, the little brother at the side also nodded, woo woo woo, In other words, very good, very good..."

"On a certain day of a certain month and year, my father's horse will step into the capital tomorrow, ╭(╯^╰)╮The father is playing chess with the emperor's uncle, and when he looks up and sees the maid serving the emperor's uncle, he keeps whispering, that's great ,very nice……"

Zhuo Wenjing looked at the letter in her hand, then looked up at the emperor who was smiling sweetly without knowing it, and said: "I have just returned to the palace for two days, and I am really tired tonight. have a rest."

The emperor's face (⊙o⊙) ah!

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