Carry out BT to the end

Today, like Luo Qian, came to S&M for an interview. There were about a dozen other people, and they were all arranged in a large conference room.When Luo Qian entered the meeting room, there were already eight or nine people sitting in it, and there was a computer in front of each of them, and everyone was sitting in front of the computer with headphones on and operating something.

When Luo Qian was wondering what they were doing, the sweet-looking girl who brought him in pointed to an idle computer and said, "You do a psychological test first, and the head of our human resources department will talk to each of you later. There is a one-on-one interview."

When Luo Qian heard this, he was a little surprised. He really didn't expect to do a psychological test before coming to the interview.Although there were all kinds of slander in my heart, I didn't dare to ask more questions. I nodded and sat down obediently in front of the computer, put on the earphones and began to answer the questions quietly.

The interviews of big companies are really BT, and there are so many tricks to play tricks!

Luo Qian didn't know at the time that this set of psychological test questions that he didn't take seriously was a set of scientific and rigorous psychological comprehensive test questions specially designed for his company by S&M hired many famous psychologists. It is said that according to the test results, one can roughly see A series of comprehensive qualities such as leadership ability, social ability, adaptability, and psychological endurance are produced, and the test results will also be used as one of the important basis for whether to be hired.

Because he didn't pay enough attention to this test psychologically, Luo Qian answered the questions very easily, and he even thought some questions were childish and ridiculous.As a result, there were nearly 200 various test questions, and Luo Qian answered them in less than an hour based on his first intuition, and then waited for a one-on-one interview with the head of the human resources department.

During the long and boring wait, the bored Luo Qian had no choice but to take out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and play games on his mobile phone to pass the time...

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In the reception room for the interview, Li Xiaoyan, the head of the human resources department, who was sitting on the interviewer's seat, looked at the man with myopia glasses in front of him, resisting the urge to lift the table and scold his mother, and tried not to show any signs of impatience. look out.

Damn, what does it mean that your shortcoming is too serious, and what does it mean that your hobby is work?I don't understand what the old lady's question is about. What the old lady asked is whether your [hobby] is good or not!You said that it is useless for you to have such a high degree of education, you are stupid!Among so many people who have taken the psychological test, I have never seen someone with such a low score in social skills and adaptability, so I have to go to the overseas business department just like this, right?

Hold your forehead... drink water...

Li Xiaoyan's little secretary saw that the eldest sister frequently raised the teacup and poured water into her mouth, so she knew that [Sister Yan'er]'s endurance was approaching the critical point. The 'elite' opened the door of the reception room, and she couldn't help but smiled and said to Li Xiaoyan: "Sister Yan'er, if you hold back, there is only one left. I saw it just now, and this is a super What a handsome little boy!"

After hearing the secretary's words, Li Xiaoyan glanced at the photo on Luo Qian's resume in his hand, and said: "I hope I'm not a master who is rich and jaded, otherwise, it really ruins his face. If he If you dare to talk to me about that high-sounding nonsense, I will kick my old lady wherever he came from!"

Grandma, it’s been this morning, and few of them seem to be working!

Li Xiaoyan is a very forthright woman, she has no airs towards her subordinates, when no outsiders are present, she talks casually with her subordinates, especially with the little girl sitting next to her, she is very considerate to her.

The little secretary chuckled, "Then you have to be merciful, the handsome guy's body really can't hold back your strong legs."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, call people in quickly, and go to dinner after the interview."

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When Luo Qian pushed open the door of the reception room and showed his face, Li Xiaoyan felt his eyes light up, and he couldn't help secretly praising him in his heart, saying in his heart that this young man is really beautiful, look at these eyes, it's simply too seductive to pay for his life .If he was gay, what kind of man would he have to find to hold him back!

Thinking of this, a deep and cold face appeared in Li Xiaoyan's mind for some reason, that was the one introduced by the boss of the company at the meeting above the department manager level held last week. The new president who is about to succeed him - Zhou Zixu.It is said that this young son is the grandson of the boss. Although he is not very old, he has a domineering aura. I don't know if he has the ability to be the president of such a big company.

If these two can be paired together... oh ha ha ha... what a beautiful picture of attacking beauty...

Well, I forgot to mention just now, this Miss Li Xiaoyan, Li is a hardcore senior rotten girl.I think if you are also a rotten girl, you should understand the essence of the word [rot], and it is a common problem of the majority of rotten girls to have all kinds of wonderful infinite YY on all kinds of beautiful things.In other words, if there is a pure picture of two beautiful boys just giving each other a very ordinary little look, if you can't make all kinds of infinite YY in a cute manner, then you will definitely not be good at home.And our Li Xiaoyan, Sister Li, sees everything as rotten, and everything looks like rottenness, and she conducts all kinds of beautiful sexual intercourse around the word [rotten]...

As soon as Luo Qian entered the door, he was taken aback by the green light in the eyes of the elder sister sitting opposite. He always felt that the interviewer opposite seemed to be ready to pounce on him at any time, so he introduced himself uneasily: "Hello , I am Luo Qian."

"Oh, your name is Luo Qian, sit down." Li Xiaoyan hurriedly put away all the fantasies in her mind, pointed to an empty chair opposite her and said, at the same time, she gave Luo Qian a rare Madonna-like smile , It was a weird smile that a rotten girl would only show when she looked at a peerless perfect little receiver full of pure love, but luckily it was fleeting.

"Thank you!" Luo Qian thanked him politely, and sat down on the chair very politely.

"Luo Qian, tell me why you want to work in our company?" Li Xiaoyan put away her smile, put on the airs of an interviewer and asked a routine question first.

"Well, I think your company pays well and has a good working environment." Because of nervousness, Luo Qian blurted out what was in his heart without even thinking about it.

Li Xiaoyan was surprised that he didn't hear anything—because your company is so famous and developed, how can I find my position in your company and use my talents... and so on and so on. Brain's answer.

"that's it?"

"Oh... and I also feel that it is a special honor to work in this company." After speaking, Luo Qian scratched the back of his head with some embarrassment.

This is really a child!

Speaking of which, if Li Xiaoyan is very familiar with Luo Qian now, she probably slapped Luo Qian on the shoulder with her jade hand, and then shouted boldly: "Boy! I like you, old lady!"

Real children, oh no, really beautiful children, especially real, beautiful and handsome boys, are just so attractive!

In fact, Luo Qian felt a little regretful after saying that sentence. He carefully glanced at the interviewer sitting across from him, but he couldn't see any signs of happiness or displeasure on the other party's face. Li Xiaoyan looked down at the documents in his hand and said, "Hey, you are really versatile, you can play both the piano and the violin?"

"Yes, I learned it all when I was a child." At this time, Luo Qian no longer felt nervous when he first entered the door, and his mood gradually relaxed.

"Oh, you like musical instruments?"

"To be honest... I don't like it!" Luo Qian smiled shyly and replied honestly.

"Oh? Don't like it?" Li Xiaoyan was a little surprised.

"Well, I don't like it. My mother forced me to learn it when I was young, because my mother is in music."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaoyan smiled. "No wonder, so you have a powerful mother." Li Xiaoyan glanced down at the copy of Luo Qian's eight-year English certificate, nodded in satisfaction, then raised her head and changed the subject: "About your major and some of your own strengths. Hobbies or something, I see that your resume has introduced it in detail, I am very satisfied, now can you tell me about your shortcomings?"

"Uh! Shortcomings...?" Luo Qian was taken aback.

"Yes, your own shortcomings." Li Xiaoyan put down Luo Qian's resume in his hand, and looked up at Luo Qian with a serious expression.

"Oh... Weaknesses..." Seeing that Li Xiaoyan suddenly became serious, Luo Qian couldn't help being nervous again. He tilted his head and thought for a while, and then slowly said: "Hmm... Sleeping late should be counted as one. Yes... Talking sometimes doesn't count..." Just after finishing this sentence, Luo Qian hurriedly added: "Oh, I only do this with friends who are very close, and it will never be like this at work... And... ... picky eaters, gluttons..."

Li Xiaoyan saw Luo Qian's expression was serious but naively counting his shortcomings one by one, resisting the urge to burst out laughing, he thought to himself why this child is so cute, he really told the truth.That's right, my wife just wants to see you like this.

Li Xiaoyan thinks that Luo Qian is very cute, and that pair of peach blossoms looks even more pleasing, thinking that this is the last interview anyway, so he plans to chat with this kid a little more, but at this time there is a sudden sound outside the meeting room. There was a knock on the door, and then one of his subordinates poked his head in and said to her: "Minister Li, the internal number on your desk is our new boss looking for you, look..."

Li Xiaoyan couldn't help being startled when he heard this, and thought to himself, didn't the prince officially take office today?Why did the phone call come to my department in less than half a day? It is said that the business department and the financial department should be his focus.

"Okay, I'll go back right away." Li Xiaoyan nodded to the subordinates standing at the door, then got up and said to Luo Qian, "That's all for today's interview, you go back and wait for our notification." After speaking, Li Xiaoyan Seeing a slight disappointment on Luo Qian's handsome face, she suddenly felt a little unbearable. Although the interview time with this big boy was indeed a bit too short, she had already called Luo Qian in her heart. Check it, so Li Xiaoyan added to Luo Qian before leaving the house: "You have passed my test today, and according to your psychological test results later, there will be an interview with the department manager. You can go back and wait for the announcement." After speaking, he left the meeting room without looking back.

In fact, when Luo Qian suddenly heard Li Xiaoyan say that the interview was over, his heart fell into a trough all of a sudden, and he thought, why did it end at the beginning, did I get out so soon?Immediately afterwards, I heard Li Xiaoyan say 'you have passed this test', before he had time to react and digest the meaning of this sentence, he was immediately defeated by her next sentence.There is still a second interview for Ganqing. It turns out that today is just a warm-up. I said that I can't pass it so easily. The threshold of a big company is really not easy to enter.However, the first pass was really easy, and I hope the subsequent interviews can be as simple as today.

Luo Qian didn't know at this time that the most difficult hurdle was actually the well-known Minister Li Xiaoyan in the company in front of him.

Due to the large scale of S&M company and the large number of employees, in order to ensure the overall quality of employees, the company's employment system is very strict.Managers of each department can submit an application for recruiting new recruits to the Human Resources Department at any time according to the employment needs of their own departments, and then the Human Resources Department will find candidates for them according to the recruitment conditions they put forward.Generally speaking, the human resources department will conduct an interview with the applicant first. If the interview is qualified and the psychological test results are passed, the human resources department will recommend the candidate to the employing department, but generally they will recommend two or three candidates. It is up to the department manager to decide which one to keep.

This approach has many advantages, not only ensuring that all departments will not waste energy on unnecessary time, but also eliminating as much as possible those who use their powers to bring personal relationships into the company.Of course, some of them will still come to Li Xiaoyan to clear up the relationship, because her first interview here is very important, if she can't pass this test, don't mention anything later.

Generally speaking, as long as the recommended person is not too bad compared to other applicants, and the results of the psychological test are acceptable, Li Xiaoyan will usually save face and keep the person, and then together with several other qualified candidates Send them to a second interview. As for who is selected in the end, the department manager can basically make the decision.But if the person you recommend is unreliable, then Li Xiaoyan will not be able to pass this test.

So, Luo Qian actually passed a very important hurdle today, because even if you fail the second interview with the department manager you applied for, your information will be stored in the talent pool of the Human Resources Department, and Li Xiaoyan can send it to you at any time. You recommend going to other departments.

As a result, Luo Qian's interview ended so muddled in such a short period of time. He walked out of the S&M building, recalled the interview process just now, and didn't understand how he passed the first test. .

6. Dismissal...