Savage Continent Survival

Mr. Wenrou's serious reminder made Mr. Xiao have a sense of crisis.Reproductive period - he has actually reached the age where he has to rely on fighting to determine the status of the circle.Thinking back to the past year's sparring with Stupid Juan, the number of times he was able to directly bring down the opponent is - zero!The probability that he wants to grab the other party's tail and do crooked ways to win is - zero!

How to do how to do?

I'm going to be overwhelmed and lay eggs! -Dish-! ! ! ! !

Mr. Xiao tossed and turned on the haystack, really trying to find a way to get the best of both worlds, so that the idiot roll would lie down obediently and lay eggs for him.But how to say this?Could it be because he is old?God knows which one will come out of the shell first, idiot roll or him.Or that he has seen a lot so he has rich experience?God knows if Comrade Stupid Juan peeks at Juan's dads doing bad things every day!

Mr. Xiao struggled for a long time and couldn't come up with a solution. In the end, he had to be an ostrich to comfort himself—it wasn't that they had to make circles and crosses as soon as the breeding season came. As an adult, let's wait for a while before considering such a restricted issue.

Unfortunately, although Mr. Xiao is willing to experience the joy of fish and water later in the world, but as a sexually mature beast that has reached the reproductive stage, instinct is really scary.

Ever since the weather got warmer, Mr. Xiao felt that he was very restless, or his penis was very restless.After being neglected by his master for more than ten years, Mr. Chicken has finally matured to the point where he can properly prove his existence.

almost everyday!Every day of Nima, Mr. dick would take advantage of Mr. Xiao's nerves to relax, to secretly lift up a little bit, and then a little bit to declare his desire to penetrate into Mr. Chrysanthemum of someone else's house and poke it back and forth.Even if Mr. Xiao has warned it more than once not to kiss like this!No matter how tall you are, you won't be able to poke others. Maybe your chrysanthemum brother will be poked by others in the end!But Mr. Chicken still proves every day that it is an existence with unlimited vitality.

Mr. Xiao endured it for almost a month, and finally couldn't stand the turmoil of the breeding season. In addition, he didn't see the stupid roll all winter, and he missed him very much, so he started dating Comrade Xiao Juanjuan again.

Of course, Stupid Roll is also in an anxious breeding period. When the two little monsters meet, they are obviously more embarrassed than last year.In fact, Mr. Xiao really wanted to throw the idiot roll on the ground, even if he couldn't do it, it would be good to kiss and lick it a few times.

But what if he was thrown by others before Xiao Juanjuan was thrown down?So it's better to sit side by side by the river obediently.

The two little monsters sat silently by the river and watched the fish swimming back and forth in the river for a long time, and finally the idiot asked Mr. Xiao, "Are you uncomfortable?"

Mr. Xiao was silent.

As soon as Stupid Juan heard this, he immediately turned his sitting posture [-] degrees sideways to face Mr. Xiao, "Then let's have a fight."

Mr. Xiao turned his neck ninety degrees to look at the as-usual strong idiot for a while, and said very seriously, "No!"

Woo... T^T

The idiot Juanben fiddled with Mr. Xiao's long tail and instantly flattened it. He slowly turned around and shrunk himself into a ball. His mood dropped instantly, making Mr. Xiao start to wonder if he had done something bad.He peeked at the listless little monster beside him, feeling itchy in his heart, and finally moved over slowly.

Mr. Xiao stretched out his arms to encircle the idiot roll, and the tip of the child's tail was raised; Mr. Xiao stretched out his head to kiss the idiot roll, and the tip of the child's tail drew a small circle in the air; Mr. Xiao wrapped his tongue around the idiot roll Licking his lips, the kid's tail finally wriggled happily again.

The idiot Juan turned around to face him, blinked his eyes with a stern face, and then pouted his mouth to beg for a kiss. Mr. Xiao rolled his eyes and slapped away a certain tail that was going to hook him up again, so he just disguised it as The little bastard with facial paralysis pounced on him.

The two little monsters rolled back and forth on the side, although it was just you licking me and kissing you, and then stroking around, but obviously this can relieve the commotion in the body.

Stupid Roll is obviously more involved than Mr. Xiao, his tail is tightly wrapped around Mr. Xiao's tail, and he keeps making babbling sounds.Unfortunately, whenever Mr. Xiao thinks that the stupid roll seems to be unprepared and ready to let his Mr. Chicken take advantage of the chaos to attack, the stupid roll will always instinctively block his movements and push him down.

After several attempts, the result was the same. Mr. Xiao was so depressed, but at this time, Comrade Xiao Juanjuan still hugged Mr. Xiao tightly to comfort him and said, "It's okay, it's long, I'm willing to wait." ← He probably felt that Xiao Mr. is afraid of circles and crosses.

What a thoughtful monster, you idiot roll!

But Mr. Xiao is quite ungrateful for this—it’s nothing to be willing to wait, and it’s not because he’s willing to lose→,→The kids keep kissing me and I’m just one step away from hitting home plate for several days. Mr. Xiao still doesn’t give up using all methods to resist The fate of being beaten and overwhelmed.He suggested that they wrestle each other's tails, and the one who can't help but call first will lose.The answer that Stupid Roll gave him was to pounce on him and bite him a big bite.After that, he proposed to use lottery instead of everyone. This time, the idiot roll directly stuffed the stone that Mr. Xiao was going to use for lottery into his mouth and crushed it, and sprayed it directly on him as an answer.

Small volume! !Mr. Xiao draws a circle with tears, why does your Mr. dick want to stab others so much!

Although those crooked ways have been completely rejected for the time being, Mr. Xiao, who is getting more frustrated and braver, still keeps using his bad brains.Then one day he finally came up with a new move - rock paper scissors!

The game of guessing boxing is convenient and quick without using force. Although there is no guarantee of victory, there is a chance of winning anyway.What was surprising was that after listening carefully to Mr. Xiao's introduction, Stupid Juan agreed to his proposal.Mr. Xiao, who had been rejected countless times, really couldn't believe this fact. He confirmed it several times before happily making the final decision, "Then I will count one, two, three, and we will go out together!"

Stupid Roll nodded, and then looked at his right paw very seriously, as if he was familiar with it, he was making those three gestures constantly.But it is clear that the children like "Stone" the most, because his paws have been clenched into fists before the final start.Mr. Xiao snickered on the sidelines, he thought he probably won.

So the guessing game began, scissors, rock, paper——

Mr. Xiao rolled out the cloth, and the idiot rolled out the stone.

Mr. Xiao's paws were opened and lightly placed in front of him, and the paws of the idiot rolled into a fist and hit Mr. Xiao's face.

Mr. Xiao was unprepared to be attacked, and fell down as soon as his eyes went dark.

Then, Mr. Xiao was crushed by the idiot roll, and the idiot roll turned him over to lie down. He wanted to struggle, but was bitten by the neck by the little monster with such force that it made people's hair stand on end.

Then, Mr. Chrysanthemum from Mr. Xiao's family took on the responsibility of relieving Mr. Chicken from other people's family.As for Mr. dick at home - that can only be done by yourself→. →Afterwards, when the idiot rolled off Mr. Xiao, Mr. Xiao felt that he was about to fall apart.Feeling awkward and unwilling, he turned around and stared at Stupid Roll, his eyes were about to spit fire.

Stupid Roll was sitting next to him, and when he caught sight of him, his hair exploded immediately, and his fat face flushed completely.Just when Mr. Xiao wanted to growl and say why are you blushing, damn it, this little monster who has done all kinds of evil things turned around slowly and shrunk himself into a ball, leaving only his tail to scratch Mr. Xiao back and forth.

After a long time, the child asked hesitantly. "You, why are you angry?"

"Didn't it mean guessing fists? Why did you start fighting casually!" Mr. Xiao was on the verge of tears. Did this brat do it on purpose or not?What the hell is going on with this innocent tone! !

"Isn't this what you stipulated?" Idiot Juan's tone seemed to be more innocent, so innocent that Mr. Xiao began to wonder if he had made a mistake.And after struggling for a long time, the unlucky boy finally realized that the idiot Juan's understanding of fist guessing is like this——

scissors → dog eyes

stone → fist

cloth → slap

Therefore, he should also thank the idiot for choosing fists, after all, this is the least lethal attack among the three.

The corners of Mr. Xiao's mouth twitched a little, he jumped onto the back of the idiot roll and bit him with a yelp, and he took it for granted that he was finally crushed to the ground smoothly.And Comrade Xiao Juanjuan, who was pressing on him, still didn't forget his wandering eyes at this time, he asked Mr. Xiao very shyly, "It's difficult, don't you want to do it again, Changchang?"

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Nonsence! !

When I went back that day, Mr. Xiao not only experienced the monster's transformation from normal to wrong, but also realized a truth, that is, a stupid roll will always be a stupid roll, and no matter what, he can't become a smart roll, a considerate roll or something Volume ah TAT!