If Mr. Xiao would have a bad idea, of course only Mr. Chrysanthemum from Juan's family.Defeating Mr. Juan is not something that can be done just by talking and thinking about it. Of course, you have to take it easy. So Mr. Xiao suddenly became obsessed with doing a very weird thing when the weather turned hot. It is to pile up the leftover meat that should be thrown away every day outside the cave.

Due to the warm weather, the piled meat quickly rotted and stinks, causing a group of flying insects to buzz around in the sky.Then, whenever Mr. Xiao had free time, he would come to the pile of stinky meat and start catching flying insects with his bare hands.He has rough skin and thick flesh and is not afraid of insect bites. This catch can last for a long time.At the beginning, my eyesight was not good, and my shooting speed was not fast, so I would always catch empty shots.But even if you don't have any talent, you can practice every time you have time for ten consecutive days and a half months, gradually accumulating, and the quantitative change will become qualitative. After a while, the speed and accuracy of Mr. Xiao's shots were rare among ordinary monsters.

Then, on a dark and stormy night, after the pair of monsters put the children to sleep as usual, the time for the decisive battle finally came!

Mr. Xiao is gearing up, and Mr. Xiao is eager to try. Mr. Xiao stares at the tip of Mr. Juan's tail, just thinking of it as a flying bug. Although it moves irregularly, it does not prevent him from rushing to catch it in the next moment. .Several days of hard training turned into the capital of success at this moment, and this also doubled Mr. Xiao's confidence.

The heart moves at will, and the movement comes from the heart. At this time, the firmness of the mind turns into an unbreakable aura, which leads Mr. Juan's already barbaric aura to fight against each other in this empty cave.

You don't need to compete with masters, you just use your mind; when you fight with wild animals, you don't need to compare, you can do it with arrogance.The two sides stared and competed for a long time, their qi were attracted to each other, and it became a stalemate. As long as one side moves first, this delicate balance will be broken. If you want to win, you have to take risks all the way.So the moment Mr. Juan swung his tail unconsciously and swung his fist, Mr. Xiao, who had studied and practiced paw skills hard, followed suit!

It's as fast as the wind, it's as fast as electricity...

uh-

Puff-boom-boom-ohh~~~~~

After a while of mess, Mr. Xiao's paw kung fu was superior, and finally he did it!

When he was pressing on Mr. Juan, Mr. Xiao still held on to his tail tightly.If we used to describe Mr. Juan with a stern expression when he was emotional, he usually used words like "cracks finally appeared on his old-fashioned face" or "about to collapse", then when Mr. Xiao looks at Mr. Juan again now , the only thing I can think of is——

Mr. Juan is probably about to cry ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Did you get hit so hard that you were about to cry?

Obviously, this kind of fragile expression appeared on a brave and strong monster like Mr. Juan, but Mr. Xiao still felt that his Mr. Chicken seemed to be getting more excited.Low oil, this is too bad!

Mr. Xiao bit Mr. Juan's neck with one bite, and his tail was wagging happily. This appearance is exactly the same as when Mr. Juan threw him down. I don't know if they have been together for too long and have influenced each other to assimilate. , or they Kru people like to wag their tails when expressing happiness.In short, what Mr. Xiao wants to tell Mr. Juan is——

Honey, I'm going to start (^o^)/~

And then, of course, Mr. Xiao's chicken and Mr. Juan's chrysanthemum had a happy fight.For this first time, Mr. Xiao really felt a lot. Generally speaking, it can be summarized into the following three points: First, Mr. Xiao’s chicken is very competitive. Although it is the first time to go out, he still holds his ground .Well, that's great!

Second, Mr. Chrysanthemum of Juan's family is very cruel, and he is about to cut off Mr. Xiao's dick who has been in close contact with him.Well, this could be improved.

The above two points are Mr. Xiao’s experience of being a winner for the first time, but the third point is about Mr. Juan, that is, after the event, Mr. Juan—he disappeared.

Not the body is gone, but the soul is gone.I don’t know whether he was stimulated by Mr. Xiao’s defeat or the fact that Mr. Xiao was eaten by a monster eighteen hit him more. In short, after this, Mr. Juan shrank himself in the corner of the cave, facing the mountain wall and remained motionless. .

It is inevitable that the side that has been winning suddenly will feel a little depressed, so Mr. Xiao didn't care too much that night.During the day, Mr. Juan, who is usually hardworking, didn't get up to hunt. Mr. Xiao could understand that this was a big blow to him, so he took the initiative to go out to find food.

When I caught a goat and came home, the babies were wrestling and playing outside the cave. Mr. Juan would have been watching from the sidelines on weekdays, but this time he was nowhere to be seen.This is a wayward monster!Mr. Xiao rolled his eyes and didn't go into the cave. He lit a fire and prepared food, fed Ah Shang and Ah Xia, and then walked in with food.

Mr. Juan still maintained the posture of hiding in a corner and facing the wall in a ball last night. Mr. Xiao first admired Mr. Juan's ability to shrink himself so small, and then he went to poke him, and after getting no response.He stretched out the roasted meat again.I thought that although I ignored people, I had to eat everything, but even if the meat was stuck to Mr. Juan's mouth, he still remained motionless and kept curled up without responding.

So Mr. Juan is on a hunger strike?

=_,=Hmph, hunger strike is amazing!I don't care about you!

Mr. Xiao stuffed the meat into his mouth fiercely, and decided to ignore this idiot who regarded the picking of his own chrysanthemum as a catastrophe for the time being.

Mr. Xiao turned around and went out of the hole without stopping to play with the children. Not long after he left, Mr. Juan, who had been frozen there all this time, finally moved. His paws slowly extended towards a beast. Peel, take out a fruit from the bottom and stuff it into your mouth, then another, and another...

So Mr. Juan did not go on a hunger strike, he just refused to eat the prey Mr. Xiao caught in protest.But it doesn't seem to make any difference→,→|||The two monsters have been awkward for a long day, and even the babies have noticed that there is something wrong with their elders, but they took the initiative to climb on the "group" Mr. Juan to act like a baby, The milky voice invited, "Dad, let's go to bed together." The other end sweetly suggested, "Daddy, are you hungry? The baby will bring you something to eat."

But even so, Mr. Juan still completely isolated himself in the different time and space and refused to come out. The only thing he did was to quietly roll his tail from between his legs to the front to hide it. It seems that the vigilance indicator has been raised to full.

It was still in the same state the next day. Mr. Xiao persisted for the whole day and finally couldn't bear it.He felt that if Mr. Juan continued like this, even if he didn't starve himself to death, he would still be paralyzed because of this curled up position.So at night, he finally ran to try to communicate again.

Mr. Xiao knows his family, Mr. Juan, so he didn’t beat around the bush about the content of the communication, and he just went straight to the point, “Come on, how long are you going to do this! You’re really stingy, I promise not to fight in the future.” I will pull your tail again, is this okay?"

These words were really effective. After finishing speaking, Mr. Xiao saw Mr. Juan move, and the small ball began to grow bigger.Then an aggrieved voice floated out, "You really don't know how to pull your tail?"

"real."

"But you may still beat me."

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What is pushing an inch, what is saying that the wind is the rain.

What this head is doing right now is the best interpretation of the above vocabulary!Do you have! ! !

Mr. Xiao gritted his teeth for a long time, and recited the formula of Ren in his heart for a long time, and then said word by word, "I promise to let you win as much as possible in the future, is this the head office?"

"Just trying to do it?"

"Sure! Are you satisfied with your victory? Now turn around and eat something for me!" Mr. Xiao said this with a bit of the roar of the east lion, and he patted Mr. Juan on the shoulder to urge him to turn around quickly. Come over, but even if you back down like this, there is still no big movement on the head.

Mr. Xiao was a little confused. He was thinking about whether he had to guarantee that not only the bastard would win but also him in the future. When he couldn’t see that he had a perverted promise like releasing water, there was someone more pitiful than just now. A voice came from inside, "Long Zhang, my body is so numb that I can't seem to move T^T"

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Ahhh!Who will strangle this monster! ! ! !strangle him! ! ! !

The author has something to say: Eggroll just expresses what he thinks in his heart, he is a natural fool.

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About Songbao's follow-up:

Although the children don't need the pine bud anymore, they still have to keep it until they go to the riverside for a ceremony when they are six years old.The pine buds are made of resin, so it is very troublesome to store, and if there is dust on them, they will not be removed, so Mr. Xiao didn’t use the pine buds before. Mr. Gentle wiped them with the leaves every day to keep them clean.And when Mr. Xiao saved Songbao for his son, he thought it was troublesome, and he also thought of Mr. Juan's stupidity of not using Songbao in the past and causing insomnia for many days.So at night when the children could fall asleep without the pine buds, Mr. Xiao gave the pine buds to Mr. Juan, and said to him, "Aren't you unable to sleep without the pine buds? This is what the babies gave you. of!"

Mr. Juan was awakened to the memory of being aggrieved, and of course he wanted to eat Mr. Xiao brutally.

So for lovers who are in love, anything can be a tool for them to flirt~=====

About Mr. Gentle and Mr. Smelly Face:

I have already said in the brainbuying episode before that Mr. Smelly Face has been a coquettish character in their tribe since he was a child, but Mr. Gentle is an orphan, and with Mr. Gentle’s temperament, he can easily be misunderstood by Mr. Smelly Face as a little boy. It's pitiful, and the two of them were very innocent before they went out to make friends, and neither of them really came.So when he moved out and was finally able to fight again, Mr. Stinky Face was so tragic that there was no room for regret.When he was brought down for the first time, Mr. Smelly Face was also very depressed, sad and unbelievable, but Mr. Gentle is really amazing.He used his pitiful expression like a child making a mistake and begging for forgiveness to convince Mr. Smellyface that his loss was just an accident, and he instinctively did not use his full strength because he was afraid of his partner getting hurt.So Mr. Smellyface, who thought that he was deceived and didn't want to bother with Mr. Gentle, cheered up again, and began to take care of Mr. Gentle as a strong man protecting the weak.Then, Mr. Smelly Face will lay eggs ╮(╯▽╰)╭ So if Mr. Xiao wants to catch up with Mr. Gentle, there is still a long way to go!

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About the big egg and the little egg ← are Mr. Xiao’s youngest brothers: One sunny morning, Mr. Xiao had an up in his left hand and a down in his right. As usual, I went back to my (mother's) home to visit relatives.

The two little comrades, Big Dan and Little Dan, were at the age that Sui liked to play the most. They fought and knocked over the wooden grill that Mr. Smellyface built for grilling food.His body was greasy and dirty, and he threw the food he ate into the fire and burned it.Of course, Mr. Smellyface wants to take these two restless little monsters aside and give them a good lesson.Finally, at this time, their eldest brother, Mr. Xiao, appeared, not only brought food, but also lured away the murderous Mr. Smelly Face.

The two elders and Mr. Xiao are sitting together to bake food and talk about family affairs, and the four children beside them are also having fun together.But when it was getting dark and was about to go home, Ah Xia dragged his two little uncles and was reluctant to leave. When Mr. Xiao dragged him away, he waved his paws at the little uncles step by step.

Mr. Xiao felt very surprised that Ah Xia fell in love with his little uncles so quickly. Before putting Ah Xia to bed at night, he asked him if he liked his little uncle very much. Ah Xia nodded without hesitation.Then Mr. Xiao asked him whether he liked his father or his little uncle. Ah Xia thought for a while and said, "I like my little uncle. They all smell so good, and they all smell like mutton." But the child added thoughtfully, " Dad, don't be sad, when you smell like mutton, Ah Xia will definitely like you more (^o^)/"

Sometimes, Mr. Xiao really wanted to stuff Comrade Ah Xia back into the egg to hatch again.

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The above episode, everyone thinks about it.

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