Savage Continent Survival

In the tradition of the Kru people, there is only one area where conflicts and gang fights occur between tribes, and the next thing is that you go to the place where I am stationed to attack or I go to your place to make a fuss.During this period, of course, there were many negotiations between the leaders, but the monsters are usually more passionate. Instead of exchanging cattle, sheep and food for peace, it is better to ask them to exchange their lives.So even if Jacques had contact with the leader of the other side several times, the two tribes still hadn't reached a truce agreement. What should be fought still had to be fought. After a long time, because it was too late to bury the dead soldiers, the place where they stayed Gradually the smell began to float.

Mr. Xiao has survived every conflict without any risk, although his body has more and more wounds.When everyone was resting at night, a bunch of monsters gathered in their family. Mr. Xiao looked at Mr. Gentle and the others from the left, his younger brother and the others from the right, and finally looked back at Mr. Yanjuan, feeling a sense of pride as a man in his heart.

why?Because the combined wounds on these guys are not as many as his. Are the scars a man's medal?Is he the manliest in their family?

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Man size! Man!What are they all doing so well!As a result, I have to rush forward like them every time. I really ask for trouble T^T Mr. Xiao sometimes makes fun of his hardships and sometimes complains about himself.

Recently, the war has been stalemate and no results can be seen. Everyone is very irritable, and the smell of the place where they are staying is getting worse and worse. Everyone really wants to end the war as soon as possible.

It's just that there really isn't an overwhelming advantage in this fight, and the young leader of the opposing tribe doesn't intend to make peace with them at all, so what should we do!

That night, Jacques routinely went to various small families to learn about the situation of the tribe members. When he found Mr. Xiao and the others, it happened that the unlucky child started to complain secretly about being injured too much.As soon as Mr. Xiao saw the patriarch who had been exuding extremely strong maternal brilliance recently, a little grievance surged up in his heart. As soon as this paw caught the paw stretched out by the leader, he immediately grabbed him and complained that the wound on his body was getting worse. more and more.Even if he didn't die from excessive blood loss if he continued like this, he might die from wound infection.

Jacques didn't know what a wound infection is and why he would die if he lost too much blood. He just poked Mr. Xiao on the forehead and asked, "Don't you usually have a lot of messy ideas? In this situation Although it cannot be said that it is not good for us, it will never make it easier for us. If you have time to complain, why don't you give us another idea?"

"What's the point of this, Jacques, you also saw the look of the patriarch on the opposite side. Look at him not killing, we all don't give up! And that guy still wears flowers in his hair, did you see? Dai flowers Ah! Big red flower! Evil—no matter how capable I am, I can't handle the guy with the flower, Jacques!"

Did Dai Hua get in the way of you? - 0 - You really know how to make excuses, Chang Chang.

There were three black lines hanging from Jacques' head, but he continued to ask without giving up, "Don't always think about getting rid of their patriarch, why don't you find a way from their tribe members?"

In fact, Patriarch Jacques seems to be quite good at coaxing people, and these two sentences have subtly induced Mr. Xiao to use his crooked brain.Mr. Xiao was also very upbeat. After being prompted by Jacques to think in another way, after a moment of silence, he would only ask, "Jacques, do you think they send people there every five or six days like us? Hunting nearby, the food is also baked and stored in one place for everyone to eat together?”

"Of course, this is the rule set by the ancestors, no matter which tribe it is in, it must be followed."

Fuck, were the ancestors of the Crewe paranoid or too controlling?Previously, it was stipulated that the place where conflicts occurred could only be in a small area, but even how to obtain food and camp in wartime are also rigidly stipulated by Nima-0-!So what if the day you were supposed to go for food didn't happen to find enough?

"Of course I'll just go hungry and wait until the next hunting time comes." Jacques answered Mr. Xiao's blurted question as a matter of course, which really made the corner of the other party's mouth twitch for a long time.

However, Mr. Xiao still managed to maintain the mood of discussing the tactics against the enemy, and proposed to Jacques solemnly, "Then tell me, if we send someone to burn the food they prepared, it is best to get the place where they are stationed as well by the way." If things get messy, will they surrender?"

"To burn their food?" Jacques' expression sank for a moment, as if Mr. Xiao had said something terrible, and what he said next obviously proved it, "Long, burn the enemy Food is cursed by the gods!"

God-cursed?

Jacques, don’t you think our Lord God is too lenient →, →|||| Never question Lord God, you have to know that not everyone can be called Lord God=,=

Jacques and Mr. Xiao flirted with each other for a long time, and when Mr. Xiao couldn't help but grab the ground with his head to express his worship to the gods and the Crewe ancestors, he saw Jacques Lisuo stood up and yelled at the members of their tribe, "I received the news , the other tribe wants to burn our food to force us to surrender, we can’t let their trick succeed! We have to burn their food first!!!”

Jacques' words immediately stirred up a thousand waves, and all the clansmen who had been suppressed by the war and the casualties of their companions were all aroused emotionally. They either turned red eyes or bared their teeth, and their low emotions suddenly became high, and they raised their heads and shouted. Roaring, hula, they surrounded Jacques to discuss the details of revenge.

Jacques nodded at Mr. Xiao at this time, "I've thought about it, although we will be cursed for burning other people's food, but if we fight back if someone else provokes it, then the cursed one will be the other tribe, um, this is really a good idea Idea, what do you think, long?"

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Jacques is the only one who will be cursed by the gods. You can make up such self-deceiving reasons. Are you being fooled by a pear?

But thanks to Jacques' nonsensical excuse, in the end, their tribe successfully accepted the action of "going to the enemy's rear and burning their stored food" which was "so evil that they would be cursed by the gods".

And because everyone was so passionate, they all scrambled to be the person to perform the task, so until the adjournment of the day, Jacques did not choose a suitable candidate for action.But because of the curse of the gods (...), he will never have the chance to choose this candidate—because at dawn the next day, Mr. Xiao woke up and found that Mr. Juan and his younger brother had disappeared together, and he had also disappeared. There are also two bottles of fish oil bombs and two stone spears distributed by their family.

The only way to make these two misaligned monsters act in unison is to sneak into the enemy's rear and set fire to them.Mr. Xiao felt that the bright sky suddenly became dark.The fragility of being threatened by death for almost a month broke out in an instant, and he hugged Kubaomu almost simultaneously and began to cry loudly.As for after that, when Mr. Gentle and Mr. Smelly Face, who went hunting early in the morning, came back, they found that not only Mr. Juan and his younger brother had disappeared, but also all the members of the Housewives Committee, which has always been known for its virtuous and virtuous virtues. up.

Mr. Wenrou couldn't accept the fact at once, and screamed miserably with an awow.This cry really hurt him, because just when he and Mr. Smellyface decided to sneak away and run to find their children, Jacques heard it.And when he also found that the four monsters in Mr. Gentle's house were gone, rage was almost the only reaction he could have.And the result was—Mr. Gentle and Mr. Smelly Face were ordered by him not to leave his sight.

T^T What are you doing, Jacques!I'll just knock you out!

Mr. Gentle really wanted to fly out to find his children, but for the sake of the overall situation, he had to grab Mr. Smellyface to prevent him from sneaking away, while obediently staying under Jacques' nose.As for the glorious things such as sneak attack and making contributions, let the young people do it!

The author has something to say: about fighting:

If a member of another tribe invades the territory, the patriarch will send a monster to warn him to leave. If he encounters repeated violations, it means provoking and declaring war. Then the two parties will set a time (for example, when the leaves of the trees turn yellow) The next location (for example, a place XX far away along the river) starts fighting two tribes to demarcate an area, each stationed on one side.

Hunt once every five days, then burn it and store it aside for everyone to eat, and on the day of hunting, you can’t fight, you can’t do tricks, you have to speak according to your strength-,-+(So it was very bad behavior for a hostile tribe to conduct a sneak attack last time , this is to be cursed by the gods -0-|||)

Fights are not group fights and single-handed (…)

Admitting defeat or negotiating peace does not necessarily have to be said by the patriarch, but generally agreed by the tribal members.However, if one party is not extremely possessive (that is, admit defeat during a group fight), then the winner cannot kill casually, and food or other things can still be grabbed →, →||===

The patriarch of the other party is younger than Mr. Xiao, and he is probably a monster similar to a young genius.He has the smoothest hair in their monster world, and this patriarch likes to put a little wild flower in his hair - because the patriarch's name is Xiaohua ╮(╯▽╰)╭After this war is over, although the failed Xiaohua temporarily He retreated but still did not give up his ambition to annex Mr. Xiao and his tribe.And Comrade Xiaohua is really a good conspirator, because as a monster with a head, he actually figured out a way to sneak into the enemy's interior to detect intelligence.And at noon one day when Comrade Xiaohua sneaked into the enemy's interior alone, he was beating a lamb for barbecue.And as a young genius, there are always some quirks, and Xiaohua's quirk is a little cleanliness.He didn't like the smell of mutton very much, so the baby ran to the river to pick a piece of lotus leaf and wrapped it to remove the smell as usual.

Then I don't know whether to say luck or misfortune, the fragrance attracted the little friend Ah Xia who has grown up enough to run around and play.In order not to reveal her identity, Xiaohua of course wants to bribe the children with food.And because there was more fragrant mutton than before, Ah Xia remembered Comrade Xiaohua, and every time Xiaohua was preparing to eat, the kid could always find him accurately.Then everyone understands—a taboo sadistic love begins(…)

Of course, the final result will be that Ah Xia will go to his tribe with Xiaohua as a peaceful little shit.By the way, I think Xiao Hua will feel uncomfortable, and when he is overwhelmed by Ah Xia for the first time, he wants to start a war when he lays eggs for the first time, and then Ah Xia, who has inherited Mr. Juan's murderous bloodline, will beat him to the ground If you threaten him again, if you dare to hit him with a cane, I will roast you and eat you!It is really eaten!

Ah, it's sadistic love after partnering ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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The reason why Xiaohua is called Xiaohua is that when he was still waiting to be hatched on the embankment, his egg would always be covered with small wild flowers falling in the wind ╮(╯_╰)╭ His elders felt very amazing and proud, because so There are many eggs crowded there, no flowers are on other eggs, only the eggs of their children have flowers!Because Xiao Hua's elders boasted too much, their original patriarch was so annoyed that he shook his paw at the end and said, "Since you are so proud of this, let your boy be called Xiao Hua!"

And when Xiaohua grows up, he also thinks this name is very suitable for him, because the flowers are so clean and beautiful, he should be like a flower~ Actually, everyone doesn’t think Comrade Xiaohua is very likely to become Mr. Xiao and their Housewife Committee No .3 Membership →, →.