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Mushroom thought that Dong Dongdong was angry, but he didn't know that Qi Yunhan rolled on the bed laughing. He was not very angry at first, but he was even more angry after being disturbed by Mushroom. Seeing that Mushroom was making facial expressions with him with a male avatar, this is the entrance of the dungeon, there are many people coming and going, and there are also many onlookers passing by.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master, many people are watching embarrassingly, don't be ashamed.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Apprentice, you are back┭┮﹏┭┮.

Since Dong Dongdong is still willing to call him master, it proves that Dong Dongdong doesn't mind this matter.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: I will forgive you magnanimously.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Thank you for your generosity.

Radong joined the gang to introduce apprentices to everyone and sprinkled flowers in the gang to celebrate his liberation. Mushroom did it in one go.

[Gang] [Negative Ion Tang Hua]: Ah ha ha ha ha ha I am finally free! !I can finally return to the Qixiu!

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: It turns out that Master, you miss the feeling of being a ladyboy so much.

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Come out and watch the adultery of mushrooms!

[Gang] [Koukou Lovers]: Dongdong, your master's hobby is very strange. For your future healthy growth, you might as well follow me. Do you know what your master's previous name was?

[Gang] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Get lost!The defeated general dares to shout!

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: What's the name?

[Gang] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Nothing!I have always called stepping on the girl's mushroom.

[Gang] [Flower Man]: Little Dongdong, let's have a private chat.

[Gang] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Broken Bird!My previous name was Broken Bird!Letting you say it would be better than Laozi himself!

[Gang] [Man like a flower]: ...

[Gang] [Winter Dongdong]: ... such a domineering and mighty name...

[Gang] [Koukou lovers]: Mushroom, I never thought you had such a scary name before, it hurts me to see it.

[Gang] [Mung Bean Cake]: As an eggless person, I also feel so hurt...

[Gang] [Wild Flowers by the Roadside]: I really don't know what to say, they don't even know the name Broken Bird, have you forgotten that you joined the gang after the first server merge?

Mushroom’s name is a long way to go. At the beginning of playing this game, his goal was only assassins, so he cut JJ to practice Qixiu. Three names in a row showed that someone had registered, so he was asked to rename. The actual situation took a name called Duanniao, and it passed in one pass.

Later, he also regretted it, because he was ridiculed a lot in the game because of his impulsiveness, and the name of such a ladyboy would be despised by some people. He also met the wild flowers on the roadside at that time. There was a loli figure in it, so he went to practice the loli number out of curiosity, called the girl who picked mushrooms.As a result, when merging servers, because he has the same name as someone on another server, he has only two options, one is to change his name, and the other is to automatically add @XX server after the name, which is an email suffix that is ridiculed by players. It reminded him of the pain when he first entered the game to choose a name, so he kept doing it, with resentment, I let you have the same name, so he changed his name to the mushroom that stepped on the girl, and then it was Because of this name, I met another girl who picked mushrooms with the same name as him, and then the two became friends.

The gang has played with him from the beginning of the server to the present only the wild flowers on the roadside, so few people know the name of the broken bird, even if they know, they will not connect him with mushrooms, the people in the gang asked Dongdongdong Do you want to know Mushroom's former name? I just want to make fun of Mushroom's difficult process of choosing a name and being overthrown by others. Unexpectedly, he cheated such an old big news.

[Gang] [Negative Ion Soup Flower]: Dead wild flower, why didn't you remind me earlier!

[Gang] [Wild Flowers by the Roadside]: I am more wronged than Dou E, obviously you are the one who can't wait to say it.

[Gang] [Winter Dongdong]: Master, the name Duanniao is actually quite good. I have never seen such a heart-wrenching and realistic name.

[Gang] [Koukou lovers]: One name can tell all the bitterness of life.

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: My youthful bird will never come back~~~~

[Gang] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: You sister!Sing again, you guys want to ecstasy this time, the hero war treasure, right?

Mushroom is the leader of the second regiment of heroes and war treasures in the gang. The so-called ecstasy refers to his hands. He always only finds things that are useful to him, so after most of the fixed Qixiu in the regiment are equipped, he is deprived of them. To touch the rights of the boss, he even has to stay away from the boss within a certain range, so as not to let his character halo flash to the boss.

The people who spoke just now were all members of the second regiment, so for the sake of their precious equipment, they could only choose to shut up wisely, but no matter how bearish the mushroom is, it will meet its nemesis, such as Dongdongdong.

[Gang] [Winter Dongdong]: It is already very painful for Master to have no birds, so it is not kind of you to laugh at him like this.

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master, it’s actually not a big deal if there are no birds.

The crowd turned their heads aside in pain, and now you are the only one who sprinkles salt on the mushroom's heart, Comrade Dongdongdong.

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: Hey, why don't you guys talk anymore?By the way, what is a hero war treasure?

Qi Yunhan heard that his elder brother introduced the ten-player war treasure. The hero war treasure only exists in legends, and he only knows that it is a 25-player dungeon.

[Gang] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: The so-called hero standing treasure is a few more strokes than ten people's war treasure.

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Since you said that, how can we live up to your expectations, let's move forward to paddling!

[Gang] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: ●╯3╰● Please go ahead, those who have almost all the equipment don’t have pears.

[Guild] [Koukou Lovers]: Just bear it, wait for Dongdongdong to join the group, I'll see when you will bear it.

[Gang] [Man like a flower]: Bear.

[Gang] [Stepping on the Girl's Mushrooms]: Those of you who want to be loved by me come directly to the gate of Luoyang.

[Gang] [Koukou lovers]: Changing numbers is so fast.

Sure enough, everyone was picky about the persimmons. As soon as Mushroom changed to Qixiu, no one talked. Mushroom teamed up with Dongdongdong to continue their dungeon journey.

Qi Yunhan looked at Loli who was running in front of him, feeling a little uncomfortable.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: I seem to be a wretched man following Lori...

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: What does it look like, you are.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: If I am a wretched man, then what are you, a pervert who manipulates lolita!

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: Presumptuous!Outlaws!Great rebellion, disobedience to the teacher, deviant scriptures and apostasy!

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Oh, master, you know that there are quite a lot of four-letter words.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master, you are much shorter.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: ...

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Shorty?

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Short men also have pure men.