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[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Little Sheep chooses the one on the left, and the apprentice increases blood.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl’s Mushroom]: Apprentice to increase blood, remember to use it alternately with Chunni Needle Holding Needle. For blood increase, use the round needle, don’t use the long needle if you have nothing to do. After 3.5 seconds, you will die early.

The person died before finishing the article. I believe this is the voice of the absolute majority of Wanhua. Whether it is the treatment-type Lijing Wanhua or the attack-type Huajian Wanhua, they often encounter increased blood. Before finishing reading, the other party lay down or blamed being beaten to death by his teammates, so when Dong Dongdong was with Mushroom, he often felt that he was useless, and often blamed being beaten by Mushroom before releasing his skills.

The old one is relatively simple, Dongdongdong can heal, but the later BOSS starts to replace the treatment with mushrooms, and Dongdongdong output, he is just to practice Dongdongdong's technique, not to destroy the group, not because he can't believe Dongdongdong, but Dongdongdong Dong's healing volume is indeed not enough. When I was young, I was still able to resist because of the sharp MT who was a mouth lover. Little Sheep and Red Bean Cake both played trumpets, but they were proficient in the game and their performance was remarkable. The more tragic thing is Dongdongdong. After all, the operation is not just about memorizing, but more about consciousness.

However, no matter how much water Dongdongdong had, Mushroom still taught him patiently. Every time Mushroom began to talk more seriously, the other three people in the team would start to make jokes to adjust the atmosphere, which made Dongdongdong very grateful, knowing that they were trying to resolve own embarrassment.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: Just practice more.

[Team] [Married Master Ye]: Looking at Dong Dongdong, I thought of myself back then. I didn't have a master yet, and I had to find my own way in the dark. It was really a tear.

[Team] [Step on Girl's Mushroom]: Have you figured out a way to the sea?

[Team] Married Master Ye]: ...

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: What do you mean?

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Sea water is waterier than parallel imports.

In the game, the adjective “parallel import” is used to describe a person with poor operation and poor consciousness. Some streams, rivers, and sea water are used by players to describe a person’s level of water. Of course, this word has become a neutral term. Many people used to use it. Come to scold people, but more friends like to use your parallel importer to complain to each other.

The second child has the big milk of mushroom, but there is no Yali in terms of treatment. Although Little Sheep is a trumpet, he is not a novice, and he is very stable in pulling monsters in the aura field. The boss passed safely, and the third child is considered an entertainment boss, playing chess, swallowing the enemy's black stones within a limited time, until the board is full of white pieces to win.

The five played chess very quickly, and it was unexpected for Mushroom to kill him. After touching the body of the third child, Dong Dongdong flew away from his eyes.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: Apprentice, where are you going?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: I'm going back to Luoyang after the fight.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Who told you that the fight is over, there are still three bosses behind.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Isn't there only three bosses in one dungeon?

[Team] [Koukou lovers]: Hahahahahahahahaha~~~~ I can't do it anymore, where did you go to find this kind of treasure apprentice Mushroom.

[Team] [Stepping on the Girl's Mushroom]: Where did you get this misunderstanding?

After Mushroom finished speaking, he thought about it carefully and figured it out. Dong Dongdong had only played three boss dungeons, so in his cognition, a dungeon probably only had three bosses.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: But even so, apprentice, you run too fast, I can't stop you when I see you flying.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Why didn't you say that there were six bosses earlier? =.

Mushroom Nei Niu admitted his mistake, and then committed suicide and went back to the door of the dungeon to pick up Dong Dongdong. Fortunately, they didn't kill the fourth child, and the resurrection point of the dungeon was still at the door. For the position of the fourth child, you need to run to the door.

After going through this series of oolongs, the five people arrived in front of the fourth monk without any risk.

[Team] [Team Enthusiasts]: This boss is the most blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: You are uneducated, it seems that you can only be a rude soldier.

[Team] [Koukou enthusiasts]: Hey, what kind of soldier, I am also a military master who eats the emperor's rations.

[Team] [Stepping on the Girl's Mushrooms]: Those who eat the imperial food will get paid, if they don't, they won't get paid.The apprentice waited for Shaoming to explain the state.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Huh?What is the status, what should I do if the solution is not timely?

[Team] [Married Master Ye]: It's just a slow game, don't worry, you still have me before you know it.

[Team] [Step on Girl's Mushroom]: Actually, I'm not worried that you won't solve it in time, I'm only worried that you will deviate.

Mushroom's worry is not unreasonable. Dong Dongdong and Married Ye Zhuangzhu are both trumpets, with low skill levels, poor equipment, and high deviation.

The five people beat the monk to death, and Dong Dongdong rushed forward, thinking about the addiction of touching the corpse.

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]:? ? ?What are you doing, apprentice?return! !

Before Dong Dongdong could touch the great monk's body, the monk pretended to stand up by himself, and Dong Dongdong backed away quickly in fright.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Why is he still cheating on the corpse?

[Team] [Stepping on the Girl's Mushroom]: The monks belong to Brother Xinchun, and the boss hasn't finished yet, why are you going up there?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: I saw him collapsed, and thought the boss was dead.

[Team] [Koukou enthusiasts]: Don't be so impatient, Dongdongdong, the monk is a monk after all.

[Team] [Married Master Ye]: Could it be that your master can't satisfy you?For the sake of future happiness, let him be divorced earlier.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: You don't want milk anymore, do you?

[Team] [Koukou fans]: I didn't say anything.

[Team] [Married to Master Ye]: =. = Just now I said that I used my account to speak, which is too irresponsible.

Dong Dongdong returned to Mushroom and stood beside Mushroom honestly. Generally, in the dungeon, remote try to stand with the healer as much as possible.

After the boss finished talking, his name turned red, and the mouth lovers rushed up to fight. The boss has a state that can reduce the damage. At this time, it is Dong Dongdong's turn to play.Unfortunately, they were caught by Mushroom's Crow's Mouth, and Dong Dongdong's Shao Mingzhi deviated from it. This kind of solution state deviation is rare.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Crow Mushroom.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: Hahahahahaha red bean cake, don't follow my apprentice and deviate.

In the end, the skill of marrying Ye Zhuangzhu on the BOSS flashed a big deviation.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: What kind of character are you guys?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master, what are you talking about.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: I am obviously a golden mouth.

[Team] [Koukou lovers]: Yes, Jinzui, come and talk about Ziwu! ! ! !We will send it~~

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: Return Ziwu, we just don't have monks in our team, so you can use a stick when you get it later?

[Team] [Married Master Ye]: Shut up! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Get out the stick and force yourself into it while playing with the balls!Come on, any Ziwu is good!If I dare to stick a stick, I will stab you! ! !

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: =. = Apprentice, woo woo they are pissing me off.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Well, then let them play with their own sticks.

[Team] [Step on Girl's Mushroom]: Apprentice, you are so kind~

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Besides, you've cut them all anyway, and you can't play with a stick.

[Team] [Koukou lovers]: Hahaha, Mushroom, please pay your respects.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: ￣～￣, do you need me to poke you with a stick urgently?

Maybe the mouth of the mushroom is really effective. After the death of the great monk, everyone prayed next to him, from Amitabha to God. The mushroom was sent by everyone to touch the BOSS. I don’t know where the rumor came from. Tianzi Peak Before the fourth child, the probability of getting Ziwu is relatively high, but before the fourth child, it will be more difficult later.So everyone nervously watched the mushroom squat down to pick it up.

At the same time, a small box popped up in front of everyone's computer screen, and inside was a purple weapon. Everyone's blood boiled when they saw the purple thing. After a closer look, it turned out that the Panlong Qimei stick is a monk's exclusive weapon.

[Team] [Koukou lovers]: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[World] [Married Master Ye]: [Panlong Qimeistick] There is no monk.

[World] [Shampoo Spokesperson]: Without your sister!

[World] [Poor Monk's Dharma Name Poor Dao]: I'll stick your sister!Keep your head shaved and go!

At that time, the world of Ziwufa was popular among everyone in the game, whether it was for annoying people or for showing off.

After the stick was released, the four of them gave up automatically.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: Why did you all give up?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Wan Hua has long flowing hair, I am reluctant to shave my head.

[Team] [Kukou lovers]: I don’t have JJ anymore, it’s good to have a stick, I can comfort myself.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: What's the Panlong Qimei stick? I have another magic weapon, [Broken Egg Stick].

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master, why are you bothering?

[Team] [Little Sheep]: Mushroom, you live a really hard life.

[Team] [Married Master Ye]: Mushroom, are you too lonely, Dong Dong Dong, this is why you are wrong, why do you let your master use the egg-breaking stick to play by himself every day.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Me?

[Team] [Step on Girl's Mushroom]: Concentrate on fighting the BOSS!The apprentice came here to fly.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: Rich people like flying, poor people like us can only jump down the mountain to find the fifth child.

On the way from the fourth child to the sixth child, there is a section of the road that requires players to jump over the mountain. This section of the road used to be a nightmare for many players. It is difficult to climb up after falling down the mountain. They can only die and jump back. The advantage now is that it is like flying a kite The plane can fly directly there.

The fight against the boss later on was pretty smooth, except that the mouth lover was accidentally kicked down the mountain by the boss when he was fighting against the old five, making Mushroom laugh at him for a long time, and even scolded him for parallel imports, everything else went well.

Halfway through the sixth fight, the BOSS will summon four giant swords, which will deal high damage and will drop swords from the sky. Everyone just hides well. Dongdongdong dies without any suspense. At this time, he got a very gentle mushroom Consolation, let Koukou lovers not forget to type and say that mushrooms value color over friends and treat them differently while carrying monsters. The ending is that Mushroom pinches the time of adding blood very accurately, so that Koukou fans and BOSS will perish together.

[Team] [Koukou fans]: I... do you need mushrooms that are so poisonous?

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: A mistake.

[Team] [Koukou lovers]: Only ghosts believe that you made a mistake.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Aren't you a dead ghost now?

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: Apprentice is well said!Let's go hahaha~~

Therefore, it is a wise saying not to offend the treatment in the dungeon ╮(╯▽╰)╭.