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Maybe it was Qi Yunhan's luck, the youngest lost the purple equipment, the myriad of flowers weapon - the ape bone flute!Qi Yunhan's heart beat faster. Although he was a novice, he also knew that Ziwu was rare, and stared at that weapon with sparkling eyes. Sure enough, the burden of humiliation in front finally paid off.

[Team] [Wanwan Crescent Moon]: ROLL.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: This is not Wanhua's equipment, why is it rolled?

[Team] [Wanwan Crescent Moon]: Do you know about the random ROLL group?Little Kiss is so familiar with us, just released her female tiara, we are also ROLL.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: In the end, your highest ROLL point was given to Kiss Xiaotian, besides, can you use negative equipment?Cut JJ to use it.

[Team] [Bravely Fighting Soul]: A person who has just hit a fraction of our DPS after fighting three bosses and laying down twice has the nerve to get equipment.

[Team] [Wanwan Crescent Moon]: So are you rolling or not?

[Team] [Kiss Xiaotian]: I also like the flute (ˉ﹃ˉ), the female number is so beautiful, hehe, my second sect is Wanhua.

Qi Yunhan could see that this group of people was planning black weapons. If he got angry and didn't roll, he would have no chance at all, so he typed /roll in the dialog box, and the number that came out made him desperate, 35 points.It is taken for granted that Dizi was taken by Wanwan Yueya with 76 points.

[Team] [Brave Fighting Soul]: What luck!

[Team] [Kiss Xiaotian]: Woooooo, people like flutes too!

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: I won't stay here to watch you guys be mean, dirty eyes.

【队伍】【湾湾月牙】：战斗伤害统计：1.湾湾月牙4653572，2.勇敢地战魂430156，3.雄魂霸天386535，4.冬咚咚12003，5.亲亲小甜0。

[Team] [Wanwan Crescent Moon]: How about you?How much damage does it take?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Sorry, you guys who are sharp, go on.

After Qi Yunhan quit the dungeon, he still felt very angry, but he didn't have a channel to vent, so he could only sulk himself. After all, it was the first time he encountered such a JP, but he didn't seek trouble, but trouble would hit the door.

[World] [Wanwan Crescent Moon]: I am so stupid, who is that bitch Dongdongdong? He ran away in the middle of a dungeon, and the equipment was bad and the operation was even worse. There were few times when he was standing, and the whole dungeon was scratching. water.

[World] [Shooting you innocent]: Hahahaha probably can't stand up.

Qi Yunhan blinked, stared at the words that quickly disappeared on the world channel, and pulled up the dialog box to confirm again, a little unbelievable that there are such shameless people in the world.

[Gang] [Man like a flower]: Dongdongdong, what happened?

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: Is there something wrong with this guy? I didn't mention him, but he bit him first.

Qi Yunhan was really angry.

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Talking is disgusting!

[Gang] [Man like a flower]: This man has a dirty mouth.

Although the flowery man didn't know what happened, he could get an evaluation just from Wanwan Yueya's cursing words - he was very cheap.

[Guild] [Winter Dongdong]: I was in the wild team just now, the first one I died, they took away the healing equipment and I didn't say anything, but the third one came out with Wanhua's weapon, they said it was a messy ROLL group and they called me I can't hold a weapon when paddling, so I quit the team.

[Gang] [Wild Flowers by the Road]: What weapon?

[Guild] [Winter Dongdong]: It seems to be some kind of flute, isn't that Wanhua's weapon, I was happy to have a Wanhua's equipment, alas.

[Gang] [Wildflowers by the Roadside]: ...

[Gang] [Man like a flower]: ...

【Gang】【Red Bean Cake】...

[Gang] [Koukou lovers]: Damn, they still have the guts to bark in the world after hacking Ziwu!

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Ziwu ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is Dongdongdong so calm!

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: I am very angry and I am not calm.

[Guild] [Red Bean Cake]: I'm going to go, then why don't you react at all, you have to wait until they scold you to react, if anyone dares to hack my Flying Star Liucai or Evil Dragon Double Hook, I will die he.

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: Swearing at people is boring, let him scold, and you don't argue with him, the more you talk to this kind of mad dog, the more he will get pissed off.

But Dong Dongdong underestimated the shamelessness of Wanwan Crescent Moon, and the other party scolded him even more fiercely when he didn't respond. In the end, some people who didn't know the situation also followed suit, saying that they were the most disliked of paddling water and soy sauce, the moth of the team some type of.

Some of his friends also came to ask Dong Dongdong what happened. Dong Dongdong explained one by one. Later, when there were more people, he simply explained in the friend channel, as long as his friends could see it. After Dongdong's statement, some people were filled with righteous indignation and scolded Wanwan Yueya for being shameless, and some people questioned, saying no, he also formed a team with that Wanwan Yueya, isn't he such a bad person? Not bad, especially a beautiful woman.

Dongdongdong was immediately more disgusting than swallowing a fly, and even more disgusting than meeting these black people in the dungeon. At this moment, Qi Yunhan saw a familiar name——your friend Stepping Girl's Mushroom is online.

Mushroom just went online, and the world happened to brush a Wanwan Crescent scolding Dong Dongdong, Mushroom scolded back without thinking.

[World] [Wanwan Crescent Moon]: Dongdongdong is a parallel importer trained by which gang.

[World] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Wanwan Crescent, do you usually brush your teeth with feces?Please wash it up before you talk, saying that we help train idiots, may I ask which mental hospital you escaped from?

[Gang] [Flower Man]: =口=Mushroom, you are awesome, Dongdongdong won't let us scold you.

[Gang] [Step on girl's mushroom]: What happened?

[Gang] [very light dark green]: Don't know what you're still scolding.

[Gang] [Stepping on girl's mushrooms]: He scolded my apprentice, do I still ask him with a smile what my apprentice did not do well?I don't explode his ass is already very gentle!But what happened?

Qi Yunhan has been watching the mushroom that stepped on the girl since just now, and was about to send a message to him, when he saw the mushroom scolding the world angrily, he was startled, and he made a typo with a trembling hand.

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master Gu Gu.

[Gang] [Man like a flower]: Mushroom puff~

[Gang] [Wildflowers by the Roadside]: Aunt Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha beat the ground!

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Why did I think of Xiaolongnv and Yang Guo.

[Gang] [Step on girl's mushroom]: Apprentice, who bullied you!

In fact, Mushroom hurts Qi Yunhan more than the black group. The words in his heart are from friends. The grievances given by people who think they are friends are far more harmful than the grievances given by strangers. Mushroom is the only one who stands by his side without asking him why. , although Qi Yunhan didn't notice it, but from this moment on, it is destined that the mushroom will become his special existence in the game.

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: It's just meeting a SB, don't say he wasted time.

[Gang] [Stepping on the girl's mushrooms]: Well, let's play by ourselves.

[Gang] [Man like a flower]: I'm so sour.

Mushroom said so on the mouth, but secretly asked the wild flowers on the roadside to ask the ins and outs of this matter.

Dong Dongdong intends to calm things down, but Wanwan Yueya obviously doesn’t think so. After being scolded by Mushroom, it’s like adding a buff. In the past, he was asked to stop, but there were still some who made a fuss, and some even attacked the Dongdongdong gang with their own private goods.

[Gang] [Man like a flower]: There are more and more people with cheap mouths, especially the grandchildren of Mieshi and Qingyuan.

[Gang] [Step on girl's mushrooms]: Damn, rotten crescent moon!

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Aww, hurry up and turn the crescent moon into a moon.

[Gang] [Stepping on the Girl's Mushrooms]: Apprentice, we can't bear it any longer, let's settle accounts with that kid!

[Gang] [Step on girl's mushrooms]: Apprentice?

Mushroom called several times in a row, but Dong Dongdong didn't respond. He mistakenly thought that Dong Dongdong was scared. Thinking about Dong Dongdong, he was just a novice, and he was in a bad mood when he encountered such a superb thing when he was just outside. good.

[Gang] [Step on Girl's Mushrooms]: Apprentice, don't worry, those bastards have nothing to be afraid of.

[Gang] [Koukou lovers]: Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've been active, can I have a big fight today? (Ha ha ha ha.

[Gang] [Winter Dong Dong]: Huh?Who said I was scared, I just reported it, and I reported several times in a row.

[Gang] [Mung Bean Cake]: Heck, you reported all those people?

[Gang] [Winter Dongdong]: Yes, my brother said don’t try to reason with SB, because you can’t communicate because of IQ, all we can do is to shut up SB or ignore SB.The best way in the game is of course to report and ban.

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Dong Dong Dong, please help me express my love to your brother! !

[Gang] [Mung Bean Cake]: I love me too!

As a result, a group of people clamored for friendship, even the girls, and even the boys came to join in the fun, asking for gay friends, Dong Dongdong didn't dare to say that his brother also played this game.

[Gang] [Winter Dongdong]: Hahaha okay, if you don’t mind that he is a slightly bald beer belly uncle who is still single and somewhat angry, I will help you convey my love.

Qi Yunhan repented while talking, brother, I really didn't mean it, in fact, you are a handsome old man with a better figure than a model with good hair quality, it's a pity not to do a shampoo advertisement.

[Gang] [Koukou Lovers]: ...Forget it, he is the elder brother of apprentice Mushroom. The so-called rabbit doesn't eat grass by the side of the nest, so he doesn't look for friends in the gang.

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Mushroom, let you take care of this arduous task, at least it's Dongdongdong's brother.

[Gang] [Stepping on the girl's mushrooms]: Get lost!I added the turtle grandson and enemy.

[Gang] [Flower Man]: Mushroom is ready to turn into a blue face in a rage.

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Mushrooms should "love" that crescent moon~

The author has something to say: now the enemies in the game have been harmonized, and if you want to fight, you can only join the faction. Don't dwell on these issues.