You can't afford online games

Qi Yunhan was dreaming in the middle of the night, he was lying on the grass enjoying the comfortable sunshine, suddenly a small mushroom popped out of his ear, squeezed his eyes and thrust his waist and made a domineering declaration to him: "You are mine." Qi Yunhan stared blankly The bean-eyed mushroom was just thinking it was cute and wanted to poke it, another mushroom popped out of its body, stared at him with big watery eyes, and rubbed against Qi Yunhan in a childish voice: "You are mine~"

Qi Yunhan looked at the two mushrooms in a dilemma.

But more mushrooms popped up out of thin air around him, and some even fell from the sky, pink, black, and white, with big eyes, small eyes, crying, laughing, and angry all over his body. Gradually, Qi Yunhan was used by the mushrooms. The sea tactics submerged him, and he was trapped in mushrooms of all sizes before he could breathe. He stretched out his hands and struggled desperately, yelling for help.

"Yunhan Yunhan." Qi Yunyang gently patted his younger brother who was in a nightmare.

Qi Yunhan opened his eyes profusely with sweat, and what caught his eyes was his brother's worried expression.

"Brother." Qi Yunhan sat up and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"What nightmare did you have?"

"Dream, dream about ghosts." Qi Yunhan paused, really ashamed to say that he was scared by mushrooms and called for help.

Qi Yunyang caressed Qi Yunhan's back lightly, wanting to drive away the shock just now for him, and then asked in a gentle voice: "Do you want my brother to sleep with you?"

"..." Qi Yunhan shook his head hastily, it's not like a child who plays house and sleeps with him, and besides, his elder brother is not inferior to Nightmare in some respects.

Qi Yunyang sighed in disappointment, recalling the appearance of his brother pestering him when he was a child, he was completely immersed in the past and said to himself with happiness on his face: "In the past, you never slept without your brother, and you would come here in the middle of the night with your pillow in your arms to look for him. elder brother."

"Brother, I'm fine, you go back to sleep, you have to work tomorrow morning." Qi Yunhan was afraid that his brother would reminisce further, so he quickly pushed the person sitting on the bed.

Qi Yunyang reluctantly walked to the door, and suddenly turned his head and stared at Qi Yunhan with loving eyes, the tenderness seemed to be tiresome: "If you are really afraid, remember to call me, my brother is next door."

"..." Qi Yunhan's answer was to sneak into the quilt.

Qi Yunyang shook his head and sighed, saying that his younger brother would not be cute when he grows up, but he was better when he was a child, and went back to his room.

Qi Yunhan went to the game the next day, and immediately received a message from the system that his apprentice Xiao Zhan had upgraded. He counted it, and after he left, he had been upgraded to more than 20 levels. Did this kid ride a bazooka last night?Just when he was wondering, the answer came to his door, or someone came to ask for credit.

【Secret Chat】【Step on Girl's Mushroom】Say to 【Winter Dongdong】: Apprentice is here, I took your apprentice to level 20 yesterday, I did everything you said, ^_^.

Qi Yunhan thought for a while, before going offline yesterday, he seemed to have said that you would bring your grandson, but he just said it casually in a moment of anger. He didn't expect that the mushroom would really bring it. After all, the two people were not on the same page last night, so curious. How the two got along last night.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: Are you reconciled?

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Where did you go to accept such an annoying apprentice?Bring him to level 70 early and let him go.

It seems that the situation has not changed at all, they still hate each other as before, Qi Yunhan rolled his eyes, he can understand Little Sheep, that guy is like this, nine out of ten sentences are pissed off, but it is hard to understand that Mushroom is so restless , but he kept in mind Little Sheep's instructions, and did not reveal Xiao Shall's true identity.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: I met by chance.

Qi Yunhan didn't want to continue this topic, for fear that Mushroom would catch him and ask about Xiao Sha, because concealing Mushroom's things about Xiao Sha always made him feel guilty and uneasy.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: I dreamed about you last night.

[Secret chat] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: ⊙_⊙ Did you dream that I was handsome, handsome and mighty and came riding colorful auspicious clouds?

The corner of Qi Yunhan's mouth twitched, you think you are Monkey King and you are riding colorful auspicious clouds.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: I dreamed of a lot of mushrooms.

[Secret chat] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom] said to [Winter Dongdong]: Then what and then?

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: Then pat me with a knife and throw it into the pot to cook.

[Secret chat] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: ...

Of course, the person who was drowned by the mushroom in the dream was actually Qi Yunhan, but it doesn't hurt to change it a little when telling the dream to Mushroom.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dongdong]: The hero Zhanbao in the gang has started a group, come quickly.

Qi Yunhan also wanted to ask what hero war treasure is and how to fight it, so he was invited by Mushroom to join the team. As soon as he entered the team, he saw that there were many people in the team, and there were also familiar lovers of red bean cake and mung bean cake.

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: Oh, the head's wife is here.

[Team] [Lan Qier]: She's not the head's wife yet.

[Team] [Mung Bean Cake]: My dear, Mary Sue is so serious.

[Team] [Lan Qier]: What does Mary Su mean?

[Head] [Winter Dong Dong]: Probably a kind of shortbread?

[Leader] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: Well, everyone will go to YY, everyone will go to YY, apprentice, especially you, go to YY soon, I will tell you how to play.

Qi Yunhan had never played such a large dungeon before, so he went to YY apprehensively, and felt a little relieved when he heard the voice of the mushroom, probably the mushroom was like a magic spell, which could bring him magical power.

"Apprentice, come and sit down, I'll push your blood."

Qi Yunhan searched among a group of people before finding Mushroom, walked over and sat down obediently, just as Mushroom finished speaking, there was a wolf howl in YY, "I want to push blood!" "I need your love to push me, who is fragile. "You can't favor one mushroom over another."

Mushroom roared back, "You don't know how to find your own adultery to push! You want me to push and squeeze me dry?"

"It's a dream come true for you guys to want Mushroom Love's little push." ​​Red Bean Cake ruthlessly hit those howling wolves.

"Speed ​​up, finish playing early and take a rest early. If you haven't entered the book, you can reach the book in 3 minutes, deduct 1 points of DKP for 1 minute, and sing a song for [-] minute. You are welcome to choose."

The mushroom's threat was very effective. Qi Yunhan found that there were only a dozen people just now, and suddenly there were a few more people.Mushroom counted the number of people, and there were 21 people present, and then let everyone start fighting mobs.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl’s Mushroom]: I was nervous for the first time...

It is natural for Qi Yunhan to be nervous. It is the first time since he played the game that he saw so many people in one dungeon, and he has always heard that this dungeon is very difficult, much harder than the ten-person Xiaozhanbao. So far, no wild team has cleared the level in all F. .

"Hehe." Mushroom laughed softly, and comforted Dong Dongdong, "I don't feel nervous following me for the first time."

That deep laughter was intoxicating like the smell of newly fermented wine, and the gentle tone was like a grass scratching Qi Yunhan's ears, making people's ears go soft and their hearts itchy.

Everyone has been taught by the Chinese teacher how to focus on the key points in the text. After nine years, the level is not in vain. For the first time, everyone grasped it accurately. , oh don't be nervous.

Qi Yunhan's cheeks turned red from their teasing, and he hummed softly, "No."

"If you keep talking nonsense, my apprentice says no!" Mushroom yelled with a smile to tell everyone not to bully his apprentice, and then coaxed everyone in YY, "Hee hee, apprentice again."

As a result, Qi Yunhan was a dull gourd, no matter how much he slapped him, he refused to make a sound.