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I am speechless in the fleeting years of writing, what does this kind of slow reaction mean!The emperor was not in a hurry with the eunuchs, both of them were so slow-tempered and so mushroom-like, he thought that the two of them had already developed a love affair, but he didn't expect that they were still standing still!The sudden appearance of Xiao Sha made Mushroom jealous, he was happy for Dong Dongdong that Mushroom's attitude had changed, but after a long time, let alone Mushroom didn't notice it, even Dong Dongdong didn't notice Mushroom's attitude It's weird, it's like two pigs!Two pigs are in love, and the people around them are tormented!The more he thinks about it, the more he gets mad. He ran to find his beloved to complain about it, and Jian Jian rolled his eyes. It's nice to watch pigs fall in love. What are you excited about? Dear, are you putting too much energy into it? On other men, should we exercise more at night?

Reminded by Fleeting Years when writing, Dong Dongdong began to seriously think about Mushroom’s abnormality. At first he thought Mushroom’s displeasure with Xiao Sha was just because Xiao Sha never spoke with his head. , Dong Dongdong never thought about it, or dare not think about it, Mushroom doesn't like Xiao Sha, just because of jealousy.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Writing Fleeting Years]: Master, is what you said true?

[Secret Chat] [Writing Fleeting Years] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: If you want to ask about mushrooms, I'm just guessing.

[Secret chat] [Writing Fleeting Years] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Come on apprentice, get the mushrooms done, I will give you fresh and spring mud for free!

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: Apprentice, I'm back~

When Qi Yunhan saw the mushroom, he had many questions in his heart, but in one sentence, I like you, what about you?

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: Where's the apprentice?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Yes.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: Come and touch it, don't worry, I washed my hands.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]; Master, do you like touching people very much?

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]:? ?No, I only touch good apprentices.

If there is no reminder of the fleeting years of writing, Dong Dongdong has never paid attention to it. Mushrooms rarely molest people. He molests himself the most. Can you say that you are special to mushrooms?Dong Dongdong's nervous hands were trembling, he didn't know what the survival rate would be if he confessed his feelings to Mushroom now.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master, I have something to tell you.

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: Come on, do you need to be so serious?

What should I say, Qi Yunhan's palms are sweaty, and his mind is blank, I like you, have you followed me?I like you, how do you feel?I like you, will I have meat to eat after following my apprentice?Qi Yunhan thought hard and felt that these words were wrong.

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]; Apprentice, what's the matter?Made me very nervous.

Qi Yunhan took a deep breath.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: I'm not here on weekends, so please help me with my daily tasks.

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: That's it?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Yes.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: ... I thought you were going to confess to me, but I was looking forward to it.

Mushroom made a shy expression.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: If I confess to you, will you accept it?

[Team] [Stepping on girl's mushrooms]: Hello, daughter-in-law.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: ...

Dongdongdong didn't know whether he should be happy or disappointed. From Mushroom's answer, he knew that the two of them had very different understandings of the word "confession". It's a practical question, so what he needs is the answer after Mushroom's careful consideration, not the unthinking sentence of daughter-in-law in the game. From apprentice to daughter-in-law, there is actually no difference except for the change of two words.

[Gang] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: I'm honorably ending my bachelor career and have a wife!

[Gang] [Blue Sea and Sunny Sky]: What a horse! ! ! ! !who!stand out!Who stole my man!

[Gang] [Wildflowers by the Roadside]: I'm sorry everyone, I'm just here to drag the blue sea and sunny days home.

[System] Bihai Qingtian was imprisoned in the little black house of wild flower love by the roadside.

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: On a sunny day, I was dragged into a small black room by wild flowers for training. Mushroom, you are a god!

[Gang] [Koukou Lovers]: No ┭┮﹏┭┮, my treasury will soon become someone else’s, and it will be difficult to borrow money after I have a daughter-in-law.

[Gang] [Flower Man]: The most powerful diamond boss in this gang finally belongs to him.

[Gang] [Mung Bean Cake]: Who is who, Mushroom tell me quickly.

[Gang] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Actually, you all know each other.

The speed of the gang's refresh rate can be described as terrifying. Dong Dongdong has not yet woken up from the bombshell that Mushroom suddenly announced the news in the gang, and stared blankly at the gang chat.

[Gang] [Red Bean Cake]: Could it be Dong Dong Dong?

[Gang] [Step on girl's mushroom]: @^3^@Yes~

[Gang] [very light dark green]: Good guys, friendly comrades in arms!Fake masters and apprentices are real husbands and wives!

[Gang] [Mung Bean Cake]: Mushrooms have finally made their move, congratulations.

Red Bean Cake Mung Bean Cake and the others excitedly publicized the news of Mushroom and Dongdongdong’s wedding on the friend channel, and the friend channel immediately became popular. Those who knew the two would send congratulations, and those who didn’t know the two would ask for gossip. Dongdongdong closed the public channel, and inquiries and congratulations flooded the private chat.

[Secret Chat] [Writing Fleeting Years] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: You have a future, it's only a few minutes, and the progress is rapid.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Writing Fleeting Years]: ^_^.

[Secret chat] [Writing Fleeting Years] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: unhappy?

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Writing Fleeting Years]: What I want is different from what he gave.

[Secret Chat] [Writing Fleeting Years] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Silly apprentice, Mushroom will be yours in the future, slowly transform it.

Qi Yunhan pouted, transformation?Is it straight?

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Daughter-in-law, come to Wanhua.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Me?

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: Nonsense, come to Huahai.

Dongdongdong is a thousand flowers, and the coachman who finds the main city can directly send it back to the sect. Dongdongdong rides a horse and runs to the sea of ​​flowers. The slender flowers sway with the wind, and the gorgeous purple extends to the sky. The sky reflected also has a touch of purple. .Mushrooms sit in the flowers and meditate. The sorrow of the Lolita is that when you sit, you can say that you are submerged in a sea of ​​people or grass. Dongdongdong is a mushroom that you found according to the prompts of the team.

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: Here comes the daughter-in-law!I'll show you the fireworks.

Dongdongdong originally thought that the fireworks mentioned by mushrooms were ordinary fireworks that everyone usually plays. There are many types of fireworks in the game. Players like to set them off during the Chinese New Year. In addition to fireworks, there are also lotus lanterns, ingot lanterns, and fish lanterns.As a result, Mushroom released the Heart of Orange extravagantly, and the two of them followed suit on TV.

The true orange heart is a very popular confession in the game recently. The love pattern made of fireworks is not only attractive in appearance, but also the price is very attractive. After the true orange heart is released, the world channel will have Jianghu Express, to the effect of XXX Confess to XXX, vows such as the sun and the moon as an alliance and the world as a mirror.

As soon as Mushroom's true orange heart was released, friends who saw it issued declarations of hatred against the rich.

[Friend] [Writing Fleeting Years]: BS is rich.

[Friend] [Red Bean Cake]: Nima!Rich people are amazing!

[Friend] [Winter Dong Dong]: Is this expensive?

[Friend] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: It's okay.

[Friend] [Buried Sword]: ...

[Friend] [Writing Fleeting Years]: Even the second-rate young master can't get used to your prodigal.

[Friend] [Xiao Sha]: How could you rob my master!Master is clearly mine!I don't believe it, I don't believe it!Master, although I don't have the heart of a true orange, I can give you someone!

[Friend] [Mung Bean Cake]: 9999J!Dongdongdong, you have to be optimistic about mushrooms in the future and don't waste money on him!Damn 9999J setting off fireworks is like farting, gone!

[Friend] [Red Bean Cake]: Pfft, what a precious fart!

[Friend] [Winter Dong Dong]: 9999J? ? ? ? ?

Since playing the game, Dongdongdong has no specific concept of money, and he doesn’t know the price of the items he buys. He buys as much as others drive, but one thing is absolutely true. He glanced at the money in his package, 2356J , This is his whole body belongings, Dongdongdong burst into tears, just happened to Mushroom asked him if the fireworks look good.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Can I discount it?

Dong Dongdong blurted out his true thoughts, and after he finished speaking, he wished he could slap himself, when would he be infected by that brainless Xiao Sha.

[Team] [Stepping on girls' mushrooms]: ┭┮﹏┭┮, the wife is a bad person.

Mushroom crouched in the circle of love, clutching his wounded heart.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Cough, Master, I was wrong, it’s very beautiful.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: Are you still called Master?Shouldn't it be called Xianggong, Darling, dear?

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: ...Master, get up, don't waste it, let's take pictures.

Dongdongdong really cares about money, and it's also to divert Mushroom's attention. He can't say a single word about his dear, but Mushroom calls his daughter-in-law very fluently. I don't know who likes whom.

Mushroom also didn't want to waste it, and still stood up and took Dong Dongdong to take pictures in the fireworks. The two posed in some poses to take pictures. Dong Dongdong felt strange anyway, and Mushroom also felt weird.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: It's strange to take pictures with you with this account, I don't have any arrogance of a husband.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: It feels good to be a father.

In order to regain his husband's dignity, Mushroom went offline and replaced it with Negative Ion Tanghua, who hadn't been on for a long time. Negative Ion Tanghua is a pure man, so he stood next to Dongdongdong, full of confidence, his tail almost raised to the sky, and all kinds of hugs The flirting movements are done smoothly.

Dongdongdong was awkward, maybe Mushroom had no intention of doing so, it was just because the male account was more in tune with Dong Dongdong than the Lolita, but Dong Dongdong didn't think so, no matter how molested Mushroom's Lolita was, he just He thinks it's cute and funny, but now the person he likes uses a male number to make all kinds of ambiguous actions towards him, it's hard for him not to think about it.