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When the first apprentice of Negative Ion Tang Huashou followed him to brush Xiaotiangong, he bounced around and said with admiration, "Master, you are really good, wow, Master, you are really fast at killing monsters!"

Negative Ion Tanghua was very proud at the time, but the apprentice followed Chunyang once in the dungeon, and was instantly confused by Qichun's various gorgeous skills, and then worshiped Chunyang and Qixiu as masters, and finally met a hidden sword. The fan skill made this apprentice kick him directly, thinking that he was inefficient in fighting monsters.The glass heart of Negative Ion Soup Flower shattered all over the place.Afterwards, the succession of apprenticeships was not very smooth. Although the new apprentices did not abandon him as a master, they were useless. They often XX master brought missions to XX master copies among friends. It was so sweet, it was really called Master Tang Hua when there are no more people~~~

But compared to the situation where Qixiu had no apprentices, Mushroom suddenly felt comforted, at least Tanghua could have an apprentice.

[Secret Chat] [Qiang Qiang Qiang] said to [Negative Ion Tang Hua]: Then I will come up on another account.

[Secret Chat] [Negative Ion Soup Flower] said to [Qiang Qiang]: OK, hurry up, I'll wait for you.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Negative Ion Tang Hua]: Master.

Mushroom was stunned, and rubbed his eyes again to make sure that he read correctly.

[Secret Chat] [Negative Ion Tanghua] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Dong Dong Dong? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Negative Ion Tang Hua]: Yes, Master, do you know me?so surprised.

It's so frightening, you have to go back and forth, but in the end you still fall into my hands, oh no, you are worshiping me as a teacher.Mushroom touched his chin and smiled very sinisterly, but now is not the time to expose his identity, if he says he is a mushroom that stepped on a girl, Dong Dongdong will immediately sever the relationship between master and apprentice.

[Secret Chat] [Negative Ion Tanghua] said to [Dong Dong Dong]: No, I just think that my apprentice is very special in getting your name, Dong Dong Dong, strong and strong, singing.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Negative Ion Tang Hua]: Hehe, take whatever you want, Master, can you help me come to Luodao to do a task now?

[Secret Chat] [Negative Ion Soup Flower] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Okay, you call me.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Come to the team to talk, and keep talking in secret language like an underground party.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Yes, but master, how do you summon?

This can't be blamed on Qi Yunhan, it turned out that when his elder brother took him, they didn't know that there was such a thing as summoning, and the two lived by abusing their mounts and their own two legs.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: You just call out, the handsome master, come out, the apprentice needs you!I'll be right by your side.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: ...

A dialog box pops up on Mushroom's computer, your apprentice Dong Dongdong needs you to come to him in spirit, do you agree?Isn't this apprentice stupid, he sighed and nodded in agreement.After arriving in Luodao, Mushroom remembered that Dongdongdong's level hadn't risen to one level in the past few days. I think it was probably because of him. Dongdongdong was hurt by him so badly.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Apprentice, you are not stupid, you still know how to summon me.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Because Master, your lies are so stupid.

【Team】【Negative Ion Tanghua】: Dish.

With the help of the tuba, the elite monsters are easy to survive, and the negative ion Tanghua is preparing for the next monster with enthusiasm, and Dong Dongdong's words directly make him disillusioned.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Thank you, Master, I can do the next task by myself.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: I can also help you fight the blame in the back.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: No need, I will summon Master if I can’t meet them later (@^_^@).

I dare you to treat me like a big stick bound with a summoning talisman, take it out and beat it when you need it, and throw it aside when you don't need it.The mushroom vomited blood.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Don't, apprentice, don't abandon Master, Master is very lonely, you can do missions with you, I will protect you by the side.

Qi Yunhan hesitated for a moment, but had no choice but to agree.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Then Master, follow along carefully and don't make trouble.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Hmm~

Who the hell is the apprentice and who is the master, and how disgusting the words are!Both of them vomited in front of the computer after typing.Dong Dongdong was about to run down the mountain road, but Negative Ion Tanghua asked him to follow, and then took a small path and jumped all the way down the mountain. The tragedy is that Negative Ion Tanghua jumped very smoothly. It was halfway up the mountain, so after he jumped the mountain this time, he crept over the clouds and the moon. He didn't hit the stone, but he got stuck in the tree firmly.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: I'm stuck in a tree.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Take off your clothes and commit suicide, I'll pull you.

Dongdongdong stripped naked until only his underpants were left, and Tanghua was bouncing around under the tree and whistling, constantly yelling at his apprentice that he was in good shape.Dong Dongdong feels that Tang Hua's tone of voice is like a bully molesting women, but he is a male account, and negative ion Tang Hua is also a male account, so pure men can also be molested?Or the master is a girl but plays a male role?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master, I am a man and a man.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: I know.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Then you still flirt... are you a girl?

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: The purpose of our guild is to climb the mountain and only climb the back of the mountain, because the leader doesn't want to be called to the door with a big belly in the future and whoever is responsible.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: ... women are not the only ones who can get pregnant these days!

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Apprentice, you are so enlightened! ! !But it's not easy to let you join our gang now, we still have some enemies in our gang, they like to harass our trumpet leveling very much, I will drag you into our gang when you become an adult.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Let me take you to the dungeon, so that leveling will be faster.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: I like doing tasks.

After following these days, Mushroom thinks he has a certain understanding of Dongdongdong, and this guy is a taskaholic.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: The dungeon is also a kind of plot mission, and some skills can only be learned after completing the dungeon mission, such as the fourth level of the cloud.

So Dong Dongdong was tricked by Negative Ion Tanghua to Lingxiao Gorge without anyone knowing it.

[Nearby] [Mighty]: Mushroom Mushroom!Fast forward to group and we happen to be short of a healer.

Negative ion Tang Hua's heart skipped a beat, luckily it was posted on a nearby channel, Dong Dongdong didn't know who Wei Wu was calling, Mushroom hurriedly asked Dong Dongdong to enter the dungeon, Wei Wu on the other end obviously saw that he had entered the dungeon, and then opened his friend to have a look , showing that his map is Xiaolingxiao Gorge.

[Secret chat] [Mighty] said to [Negative Ion Tanghua]: You are cheating, I want you to go to the big Lingxiao, not the little Lingxiao.

[Secret Chat] [Negative Ion Soup Flower] said to [Mighty]: I am leading an apprentice, don't call me a mushroom in front of my apprentice.

[Secret Chat] [Mighty] said to [Negative Ion Tanghua]: What did you do to your heart?I'm afraid that my disciples will know that you are a mushroom.

[Secret Chat] [Negative Ion Tanghua] said to [Mighty]: I don’t know what happened to me ┭┮﹏┭┮, I won’t tell you anymore, I’m taking my apprentice.