You can't afford online games

Are you passionate about camp offensive and defensive warfare?Of course it is passionate, but passion is nothing to Dongdongdong and Mushroom. What is more ecstasy than passion is Mushroom's internet speed. Dongdongdong is just watching the movie in a crowd, watching how the mushroom goes up and down.

There are several resurrection points for both camps during offense and defense. After death, the player will be sent to the nearest resurrection point. Mushroom and Dong Dongdong have been sent back to the resurrection point for an unknown number of times.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: A lot of people were resurrected, and the wicked came to kill them.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: They're all swords, they're all swords!I only saw Chunyang's sword stuck in the ground.Daughter-in-law, if it's too slow, you can block the player.

Mushroom's original intention was to remind him kindly, but he didn't want Dong Dongdong's words to almost make him vomit blood.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: No card.

Mushroom hadn't had time to express his sadness, so he went offline gloriously. His network card was delayed by several thousand, and he went offline before he saw anyone. It can be seen that the battle was fierce, and Mushroom had no choice but to use his trumpet.

[Secret Chat] [Negative Ion Soup Flower] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Wife, group me.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master Mushroom, why did you change your number?

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: I'm stuck and can't get up.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Hahaha, there are indeed a lot of people, I want to block players, and now I'm throwing needles at the people around me to earn points.

[Team] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Give me your account, and help me open the account to a place with few people.

[Friend] [Writing Fleeting Years]: Apprentice, I saw you just now, are you also in the Haoqi League?

[Friend] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master Mushroom and I are both here, and he is very ecstatic up and down.

[Friend] [Winter Dong Dong]: I finally have the chance to be with Mushroom Master.

[Friend] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: ...

[Friend] [Buried Sword]: Yo, I can't see, you actually pushed the mushroom.

Since Burial Sword and Mushroom have many friends in common, most of Dong Dongdong and Mushroom's mutual friends are from the original gang, so he can't see the chat situation on Burial Sword and Mushroom's side, he can only see that Fleeting Time and Burial Sword seem to be responding For those people, this kind of friend conversation mode will look very spiritual, like a person talking to himself.

[Friend] [Writing Fleeting Years]: Mushroom was raped by his apprentice, your mushroom is so tragic.

[Friend] [Negative Ion Tanghua]: Get out, I don’t even know how many times I’ve raped my wife!

Dong Dongdong couldn't understand Mushroom's nonsense, so he changed his speed and pushed him down.It's okay if you don't change it, but once you change it, you will see countless bad conversations in Mushroom Friends.It is nothing more than what mushrooms counterattack mushrooms.Dong Dongdong suddenly discovered that Mushroom's account is not easy to live to this day.He manipulated the mushroom to go out of the crowd, but not far from the fight.

Mushroom estimated the time for a while, Dongdongdong should park his account, log in and go online, the card is not stuck, but there are red names all around him, fortunately he has a system protection time on him.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Daughter-in-law, it's really good that you picked a place with so many famous names.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Heck, it was safe just now.

Mushroom has been through the battlefield for a long time, and the network card is also stuck out of experience. Before being disconnected, he was surrounded by comrades-in-arms, and there were many tragedies such as changing to a red name after going online. He resolutely went offline and continued to wait, and then went online after waiting.

Singled out one or two, the network is not stuck, the mushroom is very happy to play heartily, the passion that was finally burned slowly faded between the online and offline wandering, and the mushroom wilted.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: Have you scored enough offensive and defensive points?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: What do you think?

[Team] [Stepping on the Girl's Mushroom]: Open the mission bar, let's leave when one thousand points are enough.

No matter how powerful the player is, you can only lie down obediently in front of the Internet speed. This is the iron law of the game. The mushroom is overwhelmed by the Internet speed. If he gets angry, he quits.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Let's go to Nanping Mountain to do the camp's daily tasks.

The camp has two daily locations, one is Kunlun, and the other is Nanping Mountain. The former is the base camp of the villains, and the latter is the position of the Haoqi League. Therefore, when the Haoqi League goes to Kunlun to do tasks, it needs to organize enough people to dare to go.

There are relatively few players in Nanping Mountain, and they will not appear in groups. It is a comfort to Mushroom's network. Mushroom and Dongdongdong continue to fight when they see villains after finishing the mission. They are excited when they see red names. , Every time you start a fight, you will see the opponent surfing the nearby channels, kill the healer first.Dongdongdong Yali is very big, and I feel that my hatred is comparable to that of a boss.

The two of them lived and died in Nanping Mountain. After two hours of passion, they finally got tired. The exhausted two flew back to Longmen to see the scenery. Mushroom and Dong Dongdong climbed the roof of Longmen Inn. The windmill rotates slowly in the wind and sand, standing on the roof can have a panoramic view of the desolate scenery of Longmen, probably because people are more likely to feel empty after passion.

Mushroom turned on the K key and looked at the guilds belonging to himself and Dong Dongdong. Only their names were highlighted in the list, which was in great contrast to the previous excitement. The O key was blank when he first entered the game. The number of friends keeps increasing until it can’t be filled in. Now there are friends who have never been online at the bottom, many familiar names, and those figures are now gradually blurred in memory. Thinking of the excitement of brushing equipment, arguing and lying dead, it seems that everything have become far away.

Mushroom looked at the shining equipment in the C key, and couldn't help curling his lips, there was nothing to be happy about.He became Yunshang for the sake of the team, and now the reason why Mogu, who was obsessed with being Bing Xin, became Yunshang has been lost, Mogu suddenly felt a little sad in his heart, will one day, Dong Dongdong also become a member of the gray head ?

[Team] [Step on girl's mushrooms]: Daughter-in-law.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Huh?

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: Let's meet.

[Team] [Stepping on the Girl's Mushroom]: Are you in City S now?

Mushroom's question was just a test. He guessed that Dong Dongdong was Qi Yunhan. When he asked where Dong Dongdong was, the other party always avoided him.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: How do you know?

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: When I logged into your account, I found that the last time I was online was in City S. If the IP address is correct, that's where it is, so I'm just guessing.

The reason is that Mushroom is talking nonsense. When he logged on Dongdongdong's account, he saw that Dongdongdong's online IP was the United States.

[Team][Stepping on Girl’s Mushroom]: Actually, I’m also in City S (^o^)/, this is fate, fate is calling (^o^)/, daughter-in-law, let’s follow God’s will~o( ≧v≦) o～

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Has anyone ever told you that your mouth is sweet =_=.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Very good at making girls happy.

Dong Dongdong's words were sour.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: I have never coaxed anyone, so don't be nervous, daughter-in-law, I still look pretty good, and I won't embarrass you, let alone die.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: It is useless for a man to have a face without connotation.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: It has connotations!I want you to dig slowly.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: You're still a daughter-in-law, are you embarrassed?Don't worry, I'm not a superficial person, and I won't mind what you look like.

"Go and meet." Qi Yunyang suddenly appeared behind Qi Yunhan, and said to his dazed younger brother.

"Brother!!" Qi Yunhan almost had a heart attack from fright, "Why do you always appear suddenly recently!" Thinking about the conversation with Mushroom, he shyly covered the computer screen.

Qi Yunyang said very hurt, "I want to come in and ask you if you want to eat supper."

"Cough, don't eat, thank you."

"Oh."

Qi Yunhan himself couldn't decide to pay attention, so he asked Qi Yunyang who was about to turn around and leave, "Brother, do you think I should go?"

The answer Qi Yunyang gave was very firm, "See you."

"I thought you didn't want me to meet netizens." Qi Yunhan knew that the last time Mushroom asked his wife to be seen by Qi Yunyang, Qi Yunyang hated Mushroom very much.

"Is there a difference? Even if you don't see it, your heart has already gone away." Qi Yunyang felt very distressed for his younger brother who has always been out of his mind recently, "Maybe when we meet, you find that the feeling for him comes from the hallucination in the game, and it fades away. That's fine."

"For example, the other party is a bald uncle with a beer belly." Qi Yunyang took a strong dose of medicine.

Qi Yunhan twitched the corners of his mouth, "He is a freshman." Mushroom said about the military training, so Qi Yunhan knew that he had just entered college.

"Oh." Qi Yunyang raised his eyebrows subtly, young guy, he miscalculated, "Maybe it's a little yellow hair with pierced ears, let me explain first, I will not allow this kind of sister-in-law to come in."

Qi Yunhan looked at the elder brother who calmly said the word "sister-in-law" with embarrassment, like a mushroom with yellow hair in his head, and suddenly felt a thunderbolt.

"I'll go first, you think about it yourself." Qi Yunyang felt that the threat to his younger brother was enough, and he left satisfied. After seeing Mushroom's talk, he guessed that the other party was probably a hooligan. , let's just treat him as a little hooligan with a little principle.

Mushroom tries every means to sell itself and break Dong Dongdong's doubts. When Mushroom catches up with Mrs. Wang selling melons, Dong Dongdong agrees. Mushroom petrifies. Jumping up from the chair, the keyboard fell to the ground and hit Mushroom's feet, causing Mushroom to hug his feet and dance around in pain.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: Did you really agree?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Well, where are you in City S?

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: XX University.

Qi Yunhan was stunned, China is very big, he didn't expect two people to be in the same city, S city is also big, and he didn't expect two people to be in the same university, thinking that the mushroom is so close, it might be one of his juniors, maybe They met unexpectedly in school, and the more Qi Yunhan thought about it, the more his stomach hurt.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: See you at the wonton shop in front of the school.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: Chaos shop?The one with the big white dog?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Yes.

There are countless snack bars around XX University, and there are many sellers of wontons, but everyone will know which one is the one with the big white dog. This store was originally called the wonton shop. People who heard the name of this shop for the first time misunderstood that it was a dessert shop.

The mushroom was poured down by a pot of cold water, and the whole mind was full of dogs and dogs whirling around. He would never forget that when he first entered the campus, Qi Yunhan led a dog to fly around.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Is it successful?

[Team] [Stepping on girl's mushrooms]: OK ●△●.

That good word contained much blood and tears of Mushroom, and now he can be 100% sure that Dongdongdong is Qi Yunhan, just for this ability that makes him suffer every time without words.