You can't afford online games

Little Sheep's original dream was to practice Tibetan sword, because Tibetan Sword is the richest sect in the game, and he can build a house by the West Lake, and his clothes are all golden. Change, Little Sheep was taken away by a passing Chunyang MM when he was leveling in Xinshou Village. The scene of Chunyang MM calling senior brother was full of emotion.

The little fat sheep catches up with the pure Yang MM with fluttering skirts, brazenly pestering her.

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: Take me, beautiful girl.

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: Kind girl, I will also be Chunyang in the future, please take me with you.

Chunyang MM didn't even look at him, she turned and left, and Little Sheep immediately chased after him.

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: Beautiful senior sister, you are like a green bamboo after the rain, and the flowers soaked in dew are purifying my soul. How can you, who is so beautiful, have the heart to let me kill wild boars alone?

[Nearby] [Xi'er]: If you keep babbling, I'll kill you like a pig.

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: Come on, I am willing to be ravaged by you.

[Nearby] [Xi'er]: I'm a man.

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: I am not a vegetarian.

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: Male senior sister, do you really not think about it?Although I'm still young, it doesn't mean I have no future. Look at our names.

[Nearby] [Xi'er]: How to match?

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: Be beaming, a match made in heaven!

Liu Fei suddenly felt that he had asked the most stupid question in the world. This little fat sheep obviously landed on his head first when he landed in Xinshou Village, and he still followed his train of thought, acting stupid.

Liu Fei manipulated Xi'er to fly away from Xinshou Village. If the true owner of this account didn't know how to return to Xinshou Village after reaching the full level, and if Fang died, he would buy a food recipe from Xinshou Village to collect. Otherwise, he would not have accepted this Mess, meet that stupid sheep.

[Secret chat] [Little Sheep] said to [Xi'er]: You forgot that there is a function in this world called secret chat.

[Secret chat] [Xi'er] said to [Little Sheep]: I also want to tell you that there is a function in the world called pulling black.

Liu Fei threw Little Sheep into the blacklist without any hesitation, but his wish was not fulfilled. Today, he was destined to have a relationship with Xinshou Village. Not long after, his friend asked him to bring a trumpet to Xinshou Village. The friend's trumpet became an apprentice and was summoned to Xinshou Village, where he met Little Sheep again.At that time, Little Sheep was still hunting wild boars.

Liu Fei took his friend to kill the wild boar and continued to do other tasks. When he came back, he saw that the little fat sheep was still hunting the wild boar.

[Nearby] [Dao Ke Dao is very Dao]: Enter the group, I will take you to fight.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: Handsome guy, you are so kind, blow a kiss~

Little Sheep was kicked out of the team.

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: Why did you kick me, woo woo~

[Nearby] [Tao Ke Dao is very Dao]: Hand slippery.

Liu Fei was ashamed, he really just reacted subconsciously just now, just like talking shamelessly to Little Sheep, it came out of instinct.

[Team] [Empty Flow Kill]: Haha, this guy is really interesting.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: What do you want to do, I'm a showman, not a body.

[Team] [Tao Ke Dao is very Dao]: Come on, you, you only need a few skewers of mutton to sell yourself.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: Laughing at kebabs today, one day you will cry for kebabs.

[Team] [Dao Ke Dao is very Dao]: (#‵′) Believe it or not, I can make you cry right now.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: You have too much taste, I'm a man.

[Team] [Tao Ke Dao is very Dao]: Ha, when I said I was a man just now, I don't know who said that meat and vegetables are not taboo.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: Are you a male senior sister?I know you miss me~

[Team] [Dao Ke Dao is very Dao]: Get lost.

The two of them ran while talking, and they ran away at the end, watching the two quarreling and running away, like a transparent person, the flirting between the two was too much.

[Team] [Empty Flow Kill]: I'll go to WC.

[Team] [Dao Ke Dao is very Dao]: If you say one more word, I won't take you on the mission.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: I don't know how many times you have said this.

[Team] [Empty Flow Kill]: I'll go to WC.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: You go, you have to report to a WC.

[Team] [Empty Flow Kill]: Go ahead.

Kongliu Sha felt that he was completely defeated. When he returned to WC, he found that the titles of the two people had undergone a qualitative leap. He didn't know what happened when he went to WC.No matter how surprised he is, Little Sheep and Dao Kedao are still masters and apprentices, and Little Sheep has been squeezed into the list of friends who are killed by Kongliu. figure.

Liu Fei has always wondered why he impulsively accepted Little Sheep as an apprentice. Facts have proved that this is not a sheep, but brown sugar, and it will sticky and sticky when it gets on it.

Liu Fei silently watched Little Sheep's enthusiastic message on QQ.

Little Sheep: Dear Daodao, I'm going to take an exam, and I won't be online for a while, please help me level up~

Liu Fei found that the biggest characteristic of Little Sheep is that he is familiar with himself, just like the husky dog ​​raised by his grandmother, who is closer to strangers than to his owner. Not only will thieves not bark when they come in, but they will also send all the valuable things at home. second-hand goods.The two didn't say a few words at all, and just threw the game account over with such confidence.

As soon as Liu Fei went online, he felt relieved, because Little Sheep was a poor man. Looking at the friends list, there were scattered names of friends in the classification column.

With a flamboyant heart, Liu Fei scoffed at helping Little Sheep with the task.It is undeniable that although Little Sheep is glib, he is still very popular with girls. When Liu Fei was helping him with his tasks, there were a few female accounts who kept close friends with him, and almost all of them borrowed money. The borrowing was not much, but it was enough for Liu Fei Knowing why Little Sheep is still so poor after completing the task, Liu Fei sent all those so-called girls away.After Little Sheep came back, he suddenly found that the former girls were indifferent to him, and his IQ was as good as he hadn't guessed.

[Secret chat] [Little Sheep] said to [Dao Ke Dao very Dao]: TAT I have only been away for a few days and have no contact with each other. The girls all ignore me.

[Secret chat] [Dao Ke Dao is very Dao] said to [Little Sheep]: It’s all floating clouds, forget it, by the way, what do you mean by sending me those sour buns and stinky meat?

[Secret chat] [Little Sheep] said to [Dao Ke Dao very Dao]: I'll eat it for you, I'll eat the rest myself.

There is a certain failure rate in making food in the game. For example, if you want to make steamed buns, there may be one sour steamed stuffed bun in ten steamed buns. If you make fatty sausages, there will be fatty sausages with a strange smell.As a matter of course, Little Sheep sent all the spoiled food to Daokedao.

When Liu Fei got the answer, his face was full of black lines. He really wanted to grab the little sheep by the neck, shake it and growl. You are too embarrassed to say it, and I should eat what you don't want!

With Little Sheep, Dao Kedao's game time has become much happier, or more precisely, it has become much more irritable. Whether it is happy or irritable, it is at least a line of ups and downs, unlike the past when playing games every day is like clocking in at work Yes, punctual to punctual copy punctual bulk.Little Sheep is also famous among friends who are very Taoist and very Taoist. Everyone knows that he has an apprentice who is Er Que.Every time when Dao Ke Dao and Dao Dao got angry and cursed among friends, everyone would smile knowingly, your apprentice is in trouble again.

Little Sheep called Dao Kedao very Dao, from male senior sister to Daodao master, then to Daodao, and finally sublimated into stinky Dao Dao.And what he complained to Liu Fei the most every day was that I was broken in love again.Liu Fei said yes, and Little Sheep could immediately come out of the shadow of broken love and turn into an attack on Dao Kedao's indifference, and then began to analyze that the reason why Dao Kedao was so indifferent was because of lack of love. , you need a girl.

[Team] [Tao Ke Dao is very Dao]: Do you want a teacher?

[Team] [Little Sheep]: Well, Master, don't you think you are a little too cold.

[Team] [Dao Ke Dao is very Dao]: I just don't want to be troublesome, lest some guy come to me crying one day and tell me that I don't want my wife.

Little Sheep tirelessly searched for his sister in the game every day, and Liu Fei patiently searched with him, because he knew that no matter how Little Sheep wandered outside or how much it loved to eat weeds, it would always return to the sheepfold in the end, even He would quarrel with weeds for himself, so he has been grazing with peace of mind. One day, Little Sheep will understand his intentions.

But who would have expected that Little Sheep would bring a girl to him one day and say, Master, I am serious this time, my wife will also be your apprentice from now on?whee.

At that time, Liu Fei really wanted to make this little fat sheep into a mutton hot pot.The little sheep who circled around him every day became someone else's tail, and he didn't know why he was so angry, he just felt that the two of them together were an eyesore. Just disappear in the game.

The bleating little sheep suddenly had no one to bleat, and he was at a loss for a while. He thought Dao Kedao was just disappearing temporarily, so he left a message on QQ, saying that he was not loyal enough, and he would not say anything when he went.

Little Sheep opened the game and QQ excitedly every day, but he never got a response from Dao Ke Dao Dao Dao. He really panicked. He frantically left messages on QQ and called him in the game. After harassing again, there is still no news.

The little fat sheep suddenly became like a wilting little sheep, and it became a little thin sheep. The mood of coaxing his wife to pick up girls was gone. After a while, his wife ran away, and he didn't care. It proved that it was not worth staying, but he didn't expect that one day Dao Kedao would run away if he was very good, and the stinky Dao Dao instantly sublimated into a dead Dao Dao.

Little Sheep watches the world channel in different ways every day, today is the child's father, when will you come back.Tomorrow is the child's father, come back soon, I don't want you to pay for the milk powder.

Little Sheep has a common saying in chasing girls, Hey beautiful girl, let's go to see the snow, fallen leaves, flowers, and the sea. After all, we follow various classics, but he has never invited anyone to Daoxiang Village.In fact, Little Sheep has always thought that the most beautiful scenery in the game is Daoxiang Village. The small bridge and flowing water, the Qinghe windmill, and the sunrise in the rice field are all his favorites. For some reason, he felt that there was an exclusive memory belonging to him and Daodao.

Little Sheep remembers that the place where Dao Kedao went offline last time was in Chunyang, and he waited in Chunyang every day. The fat sheep became a snow sheep, and he became famous in Chunyang Palace. Summon the child's father until the number of speeches in the world is used up. Such a high exposure is destined to not be a silent lamb. In addition, he is fixed in Chunyang Palace every day. All the brothers and sisters passing by know that there is such a sheep Waiting for the appearance of the child's father in Chunyang Palace every day.So later when Little Sheep swiped again, it was very easy to queue up at the back, calling out to Little Sheep, daddy, come back.

Liu Fei outside the game really doesn't know what's going on with Little Sheep in the game?Of course it is impossible, every day someone regularly reports the situation of Little Sheep to Liu Fei.Liu Fei felt that Little Sheep had enough appetite and should be able to go back.

[Secret chat] [Little Sheep] said to [Dao Ke Dao is very Dao]: Stinky Dao Dao!You are finally dead and back! ! ! ●dish ●!

[Secret chat] [Tao Ke Dao is very Dao] Said to [Little Sheep]: Isn't it the child's father?How did it become stinky.

[Secret chat] [Little Sheep] said to [Dao Ke Dao very Dao]: Shameless, what kind of child's father, I will return the child's mother!

[Secret chat] [Tao Ke Dao is very Dao] Say to [Little Sheep]: hello kid.

Later, every time Little Sheep saw the girl's eyes lit up and she was about to run away, he felt the rope around his neck tightened. Raised hooves.

Gradually, Little Sheep calmed down a lot, or it can be said to develop in a more serious direction, because although the number of objects he molested has decreased, there has been a qualitative change, such as now.

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: The handsome guy over there walks slowly, ouch, is the handsome guy interested in worshiping me as a teacher?

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: Don't go, although I can't do it, but the one next to me can do it, you can call, buy one get two free, don't go!

[Team] [Tao Ke Dao is very Dao]: Whoever buys one with you gets two free.

[Team] [Little Sheep]: It's obviously a lie.

[Team] [Tao Ke Dao is very Dao]: ...

[Nearby] [Little Sheep]: Handsome guy, come and worship me as your teacher, hahaha my handsome master will not have this shop after passing this village.

Liu Fei supported his forehead, and suddenly realized that he still had a long way to go to train Little Sheep.

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