Unpretentious campus essay

Bai Yunjian carried the Yellow River back far away, and Mu Linxing followed behind them, puzzled, "Don't ordinary people twist their feet? Why are you the only one who is messing around?"

Of course Huang Heyuan is not good? It means that he was distracted by watching the two of them whispering to each other. He snorted, "Because I have big dicks. Ordinary people like you don't have such troubles."

Mu Linxing: "..."

Huang Heyuan's pain became more and more serious after pulling the egg, so Mimi quietly went to the toilet to have a look, she was very shocked.

Huang Heyuan hurriedly dragged Bai Yunjian to the toilet to discuss, "Damn it, my dick is good? Big!"

Bai Yunjian: "I know."

"No," Huang Heyuan said, "only one egg has grown bigger!"

"..." Bai Yunjian said, "Show me."

"No," Huang Heyuan tightened his belt, "Nothing good? Look."

Bai Yunjian: "Eggs are one big and one small, isn't it a good place to see?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian: "Go to the infirmary and have a look."

"No, how strange."

"Brother Yuan," Bai Yunjian said earnestly and earnestly, "Don't shy away from medical treatment."

"What's the use of the infirmary, it must tell me to drink more hot water!"

Bai Yunjian pondered for a moment, "Maybe I will give you an ice pack."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

As expected, the two of them went to the infirmary to get some anti-inflammatory medicine. In the afternoon, Huang Heyuan lay on the bed in the dormitory, holding hot water in his hand, and an ice pack on his egg, with a blank expression on his face. play cell phone.

One of the testicles was swollen, and he would definitely not be able to jump high. Bai Yunjian had to run [-] yuan to throw the javelin in the afternoon, so he couldn't go to the scene to observe it in person.

The Yellow River is as lonely as snow, and I feel restless when I watch it.

He suddenly discovered that he didn't know when, he was no longer thinking about chasing the latest shows and buying the wildest figures.Moreover, he used to be able to stay at home alone for a few days without talking to anyone and he would not feel lonely, but now he just stays alone in the dormitory and feels very boring.

I don't know what they are doing... Huang Heyuan poked Mu Linxing boredly, "Little Xingxing, take a few photos to sacrifice to the king, I am so bored."

Little Xingxing: "Five yuan a piece."

"Why did you lower the price?"

Little Xingxing: "You look so pitiful."

Huang Heyuan: "...this king doesn't need your pity!" As he spoke, Huang Heyuan sent a ten-yuan red envelope to Mu Linxing, "Present a high-definition lossless sports competition map to this king!"

Not long after, Mu Linxing posted a photo of Gu Haiyu hurdling.

"That's right..." Huang Heyuan hesitated for a moment, then commanded remotely: "What is Baiyunjian doing?"

After a while, Mu Linxing sent a photo.

Among the white clouds are throwing javelins.

Behind him was the orange-red and purple sunset, and the afterglow of the setting sun shone on his face. He held the javelin high, his arm muscles tightened, and the tip of the spear was condensed with light, pointing directly at the sky like his eyes.

To be able to shoot so handsomely... Huang Heyuan rolled, and accidentally pulled the ball again, tearing his eyes from the pain.With tears in his eyes, he zoomed in and zoomed out the photo in Baiyun Jian, feeling quite strange.Although as early as in English class, Huang Heyuan understood that the current Baiyunjian is different from before, but under the lens of Mu Linxing, when the Baiyunjian solidifies into a picture, it feels suddenly unreachable stand up.

"Does anyone call him husband?" Huang Heyuan asked.

Mu Linxing: "...Yes."

"Where's the wife?"

"Have."

"Damn it!" Huang Heyuan slapped the bed board, "Don't allow them to bark!"

Mu Linxing: "..."

Mu Linxing didn't reply anymore, Huang Heyuan stared at Baiyunjian's photo in a daze.

Huang Heyuan felt that he should be happy for Bai Yunjian. He is a powerful person, and he was born to be surrounded by flowers and applause.But he couldn't be happier.

How can you be completely unhappy?Huang Heyuan frowned, staring at Bai Yunjian's photo.A thought flashed through him suddenly - if only Bai Yunjian could keep a low profile like before? He is the only one who knows what Bai Yunjian really looks like.If so, he wouldn't have so many wild husbands or? Wild wives.

This idea was like a whale jumping out of the sea, and it popped up in his mind in just a few seconds. It was like a huge wave, and it was like a ghost image flashing in a horror movie, which made him break out in a cold sweat in the silent dormitory.

Is he crazy?Huang Heyuan took a deep breath, turned off the photo in Baiyunjian and locked the screen, okay? It took a while to calm down again.

In the past 17 years, he had never experienced such emotions.His emotions have always been simple and clear, seeing people he likes is happy, seeing people he hates is disgusting.Of course, there will be dark thoughts, but they are all reasonable? Who calls them? I hate them, this king is right!

The problem is?, he doesn't hate Bai Yunjian, and yesterday he wrote a radio script for him with all his troubles, encouraging him not to be afraid of other people's attention, but today is a good day? He actually began to hope that Bai Yunjian would not continue to shine.

So hypocritical!Am I jealous of him?Huang Heyuan scratched his hair, wouldn't he become the same as Lei Jinlong? !

"Damn it, I can't become someone like Lei Jinlong!" Huang Heyuan beat the bed a few times, and got out of bed to do the questions.Bai Yunjian is his friend, even if he is No.1 now, he didn't snatch it from him, he earned it by strength, and he should earn it back by strength!

Huang Heyuan swiped half of the test paper, and Bai Yunjian came back.He was wearing soft white short sleeves, black sports pants, and was carrying a takeaway box in his hand.

Huang Heyuan burst into joy when he saw the moment between the white clouds, but immediately felt guilty again, "You're back, how are you?"

"One gold and one copper," Bai Yunjian walked over and asked with a smile, "How is Eggy? Have you ordered it?"

"How can it be so fast." Huang Heyuan pouted his lips, "I'm so bored in the dormitory all by myself, you don't even know how to send me a WeChat message to greet me."

"I didn't bring my phone." Bai Yunjian smiled and put the takeaway box on his table, "Brother Yuan calmed down and bought your favorite potato dumplings."

"Huh." Although Huang Heyuan didn't do anything all afternoon, the intense inner struggle was more exhausting than studying. After eating the hot potato and pork dumplings, his heart immediately cleared up, and his breath went smoothly. He turned his head and thanked Bai Yunjian. , but saw him put his two long legs on the table, and was wiping toilet water on his legs.

His calf was red, and there were at least five or six mosquito bites.

Huang Heyuan's "thank you" stuck in his throat with difficulty, and he couldn't say it.I don't know if it's because Bai Yunjian's skin is fair and tender and he doesn't have leg hair to protect his body, so he attracts mosquitoes especially.The cafeteria on the first floor is not ventilated, and there are many mosquitoes, but the potato dumplings are on the first floor, and every time I go to buy them, I have to queue for more than ten minutes.

... When Baiyun endured the mosquitoes and went to buy him dumplings, he was secretly jealous of him in the dormitory.Huang Heyuan is full of displeasure.

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Ever since Huang Heyuan's egg hurt, Bai Yunjian discovered that Huang Heyuan's attitude towards him had changed subtly.

When eating breakfast, Huang He was far from chatting happily with him, he became more and more silent, often staring at his hand in a daze.

Didn't take the initiative between classes? Ask him to go to the toilet or? Go to the water room to drink water.Although Huang Heyuan would still accompany him if he asked Huang Heyuan, his attitude was extremely stiff and uncomfortable, as if everything had returned to Huang Heyuan's attitude of deliberately avoiding him in order to avoid suspicion when he first turned around.

One afternoon, Bai Yunjian finally couldn't help it, he wore the most beautiful dress in his closet, and asked Huang Heyuan jokingly, "Brother Yuan, didn't you say that even if I'm gay, you wouldn't hate me? "

Huang Heyuan's ears turned red, and he stammered, "I don't hate you!"

"But you don't care much? I'm sorry." Bai Yunjian said flatly, "I'm a little sad."

"I... don't hate, I hate myself?."

Bai Yunjian still wanted to ask something, Huang Heyuan said irritably, "Don't ask, I won't tell you!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

The relationship between the two dragged on without embarrassment until the end of the final exam.

On the eve of the final exam, the atmosphere in the whole class was quite tense, and of course the dormitory was no exception.

Xu Buyi was driven crazy by mathematics.

"Why do you want to learn mathematics?" Xu Buyi scratched his feet with a broken expression on his face, "I will buy Tujia cakes in the future and tell the boss that I want a piece of cake with a central angle of 30 degrees. Onions at ?5.00%?"

Panda comforted: "Squad leader? Don't howl, at least on Double Eleven, you can figure out the preferential rules."

"I don't believe it, no one can figure out the broken rules of Double Eleven." Xu Buyi asked Huang Heyuan, "Da Hang, do you understand the rules table of Double Eleven every year?"

"I don't know, I didn't read it." Huang Heyuan frowned, "I never buy things on Double Eleven and Double Twelve? The delivery is slow."

"Okay? Well, rich and self-willed." Xu Buyi turned to a schoolmaster who was diligent and thrifty, "Boss, what about you?"

"...Actually, I can understand it." Bai Yunjian said, "Last year, I bought a dress that cost 19.9 yuan at an original price of [-] yuan."

Xu Buyu was speechless, buried his head in the problem, scratched his head and scratched his head for a while, and howled again: "I'm so thin now? In this way, no math problem is innocent!"

Huang Heyuan glanced at Xu Bujuan's double chin trembling slightly because of the math problem, and stopped talking.

Gu Haiyu suffered greatly from English, he felt drowsy when he read English words, he held a bottle of metaphysics spray in his hand, and sprayed it on his face from time to time.

"Huang Sang, what does trashcan mean? Trash can?" Gu Haiyu asked.

Mu Linxing was sitting on the balcony and sketching. Hearing this, he took a look in. He didn't speak, but turned his head and continued to draw.

"No, when can is a noun, it means a box, which means a can. Trashcan is a trash can."

Gu Haiyu let out a domineering president-like laugh, "Can means soda can. It's interesting."

Huang Heyuan: "..." How interesting is this kind of elementary school knowledge!

Some people study desperately, some seek help from metaphysics, before the exam, fruits and snacks will always appear inexplicably on the seat between Huang Heyuan and Baiyun.

I don’t know when there was a saying spread. Worshiping the two gods before the exam can get the blessing of wisdom buff. Reason? Faculty is not good? Pray for the Yellow River far away, bad for Chinese and English? Pray for Baiyunjian.Even if there is no wisdom buff blessing, when you go to deliver fruits and snacks, if you have a good time? If you can also enjoy the big ladies and cool handsome guys, it is not a worthwhile trip.

Huang Heyuan's table was already a mess, and it became even more messy when the tribute was received near the end of the period.He can still understand fruit snacks, and people who send him selfies with class numbers written on them and pray for "targeted poverty alleviation" are outrageous!

"My table is full of messy things!" Huang Heyuan complained to Bai Yunjian.But complaints are complaints, Huang Heyuan will still pack those things into cardboard boxes, and either distribute them to other students or take them home.

Bai Yunjian didn't have such troubles, he was carrying a huge plastic bag and was about to throw these things away.

"Isn't it a waste for you to throw it all away?" Huang Heyuan asked.

"It's very troublesome." Bai Yunjian said, "Do you want it?"

"I don't want it!" Huang Heyuan said, "It's not for me."

Bai Yunjian received love letters and snacks in the same way before? His attitude was cold, like a white-eyed wolf.Huang Heyuan asked in a low voice: "Is the lightsaber I gave you still there?"

"It's still there." Bai Yunjian said, "It's hanging on the wall."

"Oh." Huang Heyuan raised the corners of his mouth triumphantly, "You are wise, you are not allowed to throw away any presents from this king!"

"Ah."

The two approached the trash can, and Bai Yunjian threw away all the things in one go. After throwing away, he tilted his head and smiled at Huang Heyuan, "Look, I threw everything away."

"I see." Huang Heyuan scratched his face, "I think you should hang a sign on the table - refuse all feeding."

Bai Yunjian: "Like in a zoo."

Huang Heyuan laughed, and after laughing, he didn't talk much.

Recently, the relationship between him and Bai Yun has been like this.When they are happy, they are very happy, but at a certain moment, both of them will be silent at the same time, like two people with evil intentions.

Huang Heyuan is very guilty, he is always jealous of Bai Yunjian from time to time, jealous of so many people who like him, jealous of his easy high score in the exam, even people give Bai Yunjian more gifts than him, which makes him uncomfortable.Huang Heyuan has never been jealous of others since he was a child. He wants to stay away from Baiyunjian, but he always thinks about him, which makes him even more uncomfortable.

But Bai Yunjian, after various assumptions and arguments, came to a seemingly unbelievable, but most logical conclusion—Huang Heyuan might like him.This conclusion made him uneasy and secretly happy, like a person walking in the desert, carefully walking slowly with a handful of transparent liquid.He didn't dare to drink because he was afraid of himself? He guessed wrong, and he didn't dare to let go. If he let go, there would be nothing.

On the morning of the exam, Gu Haiyu prepared a bottle of "Zhixing" spray, "Zhixing" is the abbreviation of "wisdom" and "lucky".Gu Haiyu leaned against the door of the dormitory, like a kind and strong old father, every roommate would hit the back of the head when they went out.

Huang Heyuan was the first to go out, Gu Haiyu rubbed his face after spraying the spray, "Huang Sang, I wish your Chinese composition can fill the grid."

Huang Heyuan stretched out his hand, in the shape of an eagle's claw, and grabbed a little spiritual energy from the top of his head and sprinkled it on Gu Haiyu, "I also hope that you are right in the English exam."

Bai Yunjian was the second to go out. Gu Haiyu couldn't think of any weakness in Baiyunjian. After spraying, he choked out a sentence, "Boss, I hope you don't fall down when you walk."

Bai Yunjian: "...Thank you."

Xu Butian and Panda asked gods and ghosts to do everything, after spraying the spray, they opened their mouths like fat goblins, sucking desperately at Huang Heyuan and Bai Yunjian.

"Boss, you are really sweet." Xu Buyi put his face on Bai Yunjian with a fascinated look, "Let me pass math, please."

Huang Heyuan ruthlessly exposed the truth of mathematics, "Mathematics does not believe in metaphysics."

Mu Linxing was the last one to come out, and Gu Haiyu sprayed him on the head several times, "Mathematics pass", "Chinese pass", "English pass"...

Mu Linxing is in the first year of high school this year, and his grades in the culture class are terrible. If he can pass, he is already very awesome, but he can't help Gu Haiyu, covering his face and cursing, "Fuck, stop spraying, your hair is wet !"

"What do you know, it's only useful when you're wet." Gu Haiyu squirted at himself, "Buddha blesses this student to do well in the exam, and I want to go out to play during the summer vacation."

Huang Heyuan asked, "Where did you go during your summer vacation?"

Gu Haiyu said: "Go to the mountains to pick up trash."

"Nani... is it real garbage, not a little star?"

Mu Linxing's temples bulged, and he refrained from cursing.

"correct."

Huang Heyuan showed a curious look, and said expectantly, "Are you ready to play?"

"It's fun, you can camp, barbecue, hunt, and sometimes you can pick up interesting garbage."

Huang Heyuan wanted to go, "What if you don't make it to the top [-] in your grade?"

"Go to cram school." Gu Haiyu pointed his middle finger at the sky, "My mother said that there will be a summer vacation."

Huang Heyuan grabbed a handful of spiritual energy from his head and sprinkled it on Gu Haiyu's body. Bai Yunjian heard that Gu Haiyu's situation was so urgent, so he also grabbed some spiritual energy and distributed it to Gu Haiyu.

Gu Haiyu: "Boss Bai, do you want to pick it up too?"

Bai Yunjian nodded, "It depends."

Among the six people, only Bai Yunjian and Huang Heyuan were in the same examination room, Bai Yunjian sat in the first seat, and Huang Heyuan sat behind him.

Huang Heyuan poked Bai Yunjian's back with the tip of his pen.

Bai Yunjian turned around and pushed his glasses, "What's wrong?"

"Bored, poke you." Huang Heyuan shook the stool, "What are the arrangements for summer vacation?"

"Playing games." Bai Yunjian said.

Huang Heyuan: "..."

The white clouds are so white, apart from the fact that he sprays a lot of sunscreen, staying at home is a major factor.In addition to regularly going out for a run at night, he can stay at home and play games for a few days, which is amazing.

Bai Yunjian: "Have you brought a pen?"

Huang Heyuan felt that his IQ had been insulted, so he took out a pen from his pocket, "Of course I brought it, and I also brought two."

"Remember to write your name."

Huang Heyuan snorted, "Understood."

The two sat by the window and chatted unscrupulously before the exam. The first exam room was mostly female academics. Huang Heyuan felt the strange gazes from the people around him. Wasn't that good? He waved his hands meaningfully, "Turn around, don't get along with me." You talked."

Bai Yunjian smiled, and was about to turn around when Yan Hui came in with a tea mug in his hands, stood between the two of them and said with a smile, "Are you nervous?"

"Don't be nervous." Huang Heyuan said, "Yan Hui, are you invigilating the exam?"

"Not you guys? This exam room." Yan Hui said, "You two came to my office after the Chinese exam."