Unpretentious campus essay

The boys in 113 were joking in the morning that they were going to teach the novices in No. [-] Middle School how to be human. Unexpectedly, the students from No. [-] Middle School who came this time were unusual, and the overall style of painting was out of tune with them.

The three boys sat silently, chatting silently on QQ with their mobile phones.

Zhang San: Brother, we? Should we say hello?

Li Si: Yes.Head of the dormitory, the glorious task of establishing diplomatic relations will be entrusted to you.

Wang Wu: Observe again, you guys? Don’t you think that boy looks like a bastard?The old man is afraid.

Zhang San: ...

Li Si: ...

When Huang He was far from full of tears, his aura was very bluffing. He was nearly 1.8 meters [-] in height.

Wang Wu: And his girlfriend is also very tall.

Zhang San: Is it a man?

Li Si: Impossible, men are not so good-looking.

Zhang San: Let's talk about it after that girl leaves.

Bai Yunjian and Huang Heyuan were shaking the quilt on the balcony, each holding two corners of the quilt, looking very harmonious.

Li Si typed sourly: I remembered my ex-girlfriend, she was so virtuous, and she was so devoted to me.It's a pity that the old man is busy with his studies, so he swung his sword to kill his love, won the gold medal and lost her.

Zhang San: Wait, isn't your ex-girlfriend a lady who can't even wash clothes?

Wang Wu: Hahahaha 666, how do I remember her? Is it for you to teach her? I only stayed with you while doing homework.

Li Si: ...Fuck off, break up the relationship.

The two put on the quilt very quickly, Huang Heyuan came in with the quilt in his arms, and Bai Yunjian climbed onto his bed and spread the sheets for him.

Huang Heyuan looked up, Bai Yunjian was kneeling on the bed, his upper body was leaning forward, his waist and hip line was extremely beautiful, not blindly slender, his waist was tight, flexible and full of strength.The long skirt fluttered around his lower body, and it swayed slightly as he made the bed.

This posture is not right!Huang Heyuan hugged the quilt and twirled it around before saying with a blushing face, "Baiyun Jian, come down, and I will spread it myself."

"It's almost ready." Bai Yunjian said, and opened his hand towards Huang Heyuan, "Brother Yuan, pass me the quilt."

After being carried away by Bai Yunjian, Huang Heyuan was empty in his arms. He concealed his surging heart with a cool look, and stood silently, only pulling his skirt when Bai Yunjian climbed out of bed. , so as not to run out.

"Where's your quilt? Do you want to change the quilt cover?" Huang Heyuan asked.

"Need not."

To a certain extent, Bai Yunjian and Gu Haiyu are quite similar, they are both the kind of people who go with the situation and sleep anywhere.But the Yellow River is far from enough, quilts and pillows? They must be their own, otherwise they will not be able to sleep.

The conversation between the two was plain and warm, but it was like a boulder falling into the sea, stirring up waves in Zhang Sanli's Siwang Wu's heart—does his girlfriend want to live in the dormitory? !

"I am Wang Wu, the head of the dormitory of 113. His name is Li Si, and his name is Zhang San." Wang Wu showed the majesty of the head of the dormitory, "You? What are your names?"

"A beautiful landscape in your life." Huang Heyuan raised his chin, "Yellow Heyuan."

"Oh..." Wang Wu bit his head and said, "Your girlfriend can't live with us? Here, there are still vacancies in the women's dormitory."

"He's not my girlfriend." Huang Heyuan frowned, "He's a man. Was he just teasing you? Playing."

The three of them were dumbfounded and stared at Bai Yunjian.

Bai Yunjian smiled slightly, and introduced himself more than Huang Heyuan, "Hello, I am you? A lingering shadow in your life, Baiyunjian."

The three of them said in unison, "The Yellow River is far above the white clouds???"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

As soon as these words came out, the dormitory fell into unspeakable silence, and Zhang San asked suspiciously, "Are you two using fake names?"

Huang Heyuan: "Hey, you guys? Zhang San Li Si Wang Wu sounds like a fake, right?"

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"..."

At this moment, the bedroom door was pushed open, and a short and thin boy came in.

He is 158.5 in height, with a round head, but extremely thin cheeks. He wears a pair of brown glasses, and he is full of the loneliness and desolation of the god of learning.

The man glanced at Huang Heyuan and Bai Yunjian, "You're from No. [-] Middle School?"

Huang Heyuan heard some kind of disdain in his tone, lowered his head slightly and looked at him, "That's right. Who are you?"

"Xiao Teng." After he finished speaking, he nodded casually, and said lightly, "I'm very strange, you guys? No. [-] middle school? Just go to the college entrance examination with all your heart. Why do you send a group of people to No. [-] middle school every year? Waste of time ?”

This man looks short and weak, but he speaks like crazy.But in terms of pretending to be aggressive, Huang He will never lose.

"Of course they sent us? Come over? To teach you? What does it mean to be someone beyond others?" Huang Heyuan raised his eyebrows.

As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the dormitory laughed.

Every year in the competition, the No. [-] Middle School can basically only stop at the provincial second prize. The overall strength of the No. [-] Middle School is stronger than that of the No. [-] Middle School. This is an ironclad fact.

"Last year, you? No. [-] Middle School? sent a person here, and he was so beaten that he hid in bed and cried every night." Xiao Teng shook his head, "You? Better be quiet, don't disturb my sleep."

Huang Heyuan sneered, "You'd better not snore, or I'll beat you up."

"Only baboons whose brains haven't evolved well think of using fists to solve problems." Xiao Teng sighed, took a book from the bookshelf and walked out. When he passed by the white clouds, he stopped and looked at him with contempt. Said: "Pervert. Why don't you come here? Go to Thailand to perform."

"Fuck." Huang Heyuan originally wanted to bear it, but as soon as he said this, his anger was full in an instant, and he lifted Xiao Teng's clothes from the back of his neck, and said through gritted teeth: "You are really, big cowards! Bear with this king's anger !"

Seeing this, Wang Wu hurried forward to fight, "Don't fight, Huang Heyuan, he is only 15 years old, let him go first."

What, 15 years old?Huang Heyuan was shocked, that vicissitudes of the face, at least 18 to start!

Huang Heyuan let go, Xiao Teng ran away without looking back while holding the book head.

Wang Wu said: "Children who skip a grade trade their IQ for their EQ, and they don't speak well."

Huang Heyuan sneered: "Tong Yan Wuji, right? A genius is right? Who isn't a genius?!"

Wang Wu was so stunned that he had nothing to say, so he sat back awkwardly, thinking that you don't look like a genius, you look like a bastard.

Huang He went under Xiao Teng's bed to take a look. They were all books for math competitions, and his cheeks bulged with anger—damn it, it's not my domain!

Bai Yunjian came over and pulled Huang Heyuan with a smile, "It's all right, let's go eat. There is a pickled fish hot pot restaurant at the back door of No. [-] Middle School, and the reviews are not bad."

"I can't eat, I'm full." Huang Heyuan said firmly.

"It's just a child." Bai Yunjian said.

Huang Heyuan had a premonition of what Bai Yunjian was going to say, so he pouted, "If you want me not to be like a child, I will ignore you!"

"No." Bai Yunjian smiled, "Children are only cute when they cry."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Competitive students sound tall, but behind any competitive competition is boring training day after day.Get up at 06:30 in the morning to study the questions, come back after lunch to simulate the exam, and correct the wrong questions at night to check for omissions and fill in the gaps.Scores and rankings are posted every morning and posted in the corridor very conspicuously.

On the first day when the ranking came out, Bai Yunjian went to see the Huajing class first, and Huang Heyuan's name was the first.

"Brother Yuan is really amazing." Bai Yunjian smiled, "Can we celebrate by eating pickled cabbage fish tonight?"

"Are you addicted to eating fish?" Huang Heyuan murmured for a while, but then calmed down quickly, "This number one is actually quite watery. No. [-] Middle School doesn't represent the highest level in Province Z, the really powerful giant I'm in Hangzhou."

"Hmm." Bai Yunjian nodded, "Are you still celebrating?"

"Look at yours." Looking at the results of the math competition from afar, the three words Ling Yunjian ranked No.15, 1 points away from No.30. No.1 is naturally Xiao Teng.

Huang Heyuan immediately changed his words, "Actually, No. [-] Middle School's level is quite high, don't be discouraged, let's eat pickled fish at night."

"Okay." Bai Yunjian nodded with a smile, "I won't be discouraged."

In the second year of high school, it was actually very late when he was exposed to math competitions. Huang Heyuan was afraid that Bai Yunjian would be hit hard, so he paid close attention to his psychological state.Unexpectedly, Bai Yunjian eats well and sleeps well. Others do a day of questions, not to mention impetuous, at least they will show fatigue, but Bai Yunjian actually gets better and better. On the first day, he ranked 15th, and ranked 12st. Ranked 10 on the second day and ranked [-] on the third day.The three characters Ling Yunjian approached Xiao Teng's name little by little, like a slow-moving but unstoppable giant blade, crushing his opponent to pieces.

Huang Heyuan was worried at first, but then he became jealous inevitably.

Huang Heyuan couldn't control himself, thinking that instead of being jealous secretly, why not be jealous openly.When we went to dinner at night, Huang Heyuan asked Bai Yunjian: "How did you manage to be so stable? Are you not nervous about the exam?"

"It's okay." Bai Yunjian said, "At that time, I only had questions in my mind."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"Actually, elementary school students get nervous and think about what to do if they don't do well in the exam." Bai Yunjian took a sip of Coca-Cola and explained, "But Bai Xiuying doesn't like that I do well in the exam. Gradually, the test scores are not important to me. .”

Huang Heyuan buried his head? After eating, he suddenly felt sad.When he finishes the exam in a good way, the teacher will praise him, the classmates will envy and hate him, and the father will give him generous material rewards, so he will pursue better grades.But what has happened to Baiyunjian in the past ten years?When he did his homework, he had to do a few wrong questions meticulously, and he had to pretend to correct them after handing them out.Precise control of test scores, maintaining a level that will not be scolded or praised, old? Mother does not love teachers? Teachers do not love, spent? Elementary school, junior high school?, and high school? in obscurity.He can't get any sense of accomplishment from the outside world, and the only thing that can give him pleasure is the problem itself.

If it is him, can he do it?Huang Heyuan thinks he can't do it.If he can't be handsome and get rewarded, then he won't learn at all.

But Bai Yunjian has not fallen, and has been fighting against inertia.His rock-solid mind was honed in the day-to-day boring.

Now the white clouds are shining brightly, all in the past? The world owes him light, what right does this king have to be jealous of him?Huang Heyuan blushed and held up the milk tea with tears in his eyes, "I respect you a cup!"

Bai Yunjian looked at him strangely, held up a Coke and touched him.

Huang Heyuan asked for some food for him again, "How much? Eat some, nourish your brain."

Although Bai Yunjian didn't know Huang Heyuan's thoughts, he liked that Huang Heyuan cared about him, so he ate a bowl of rice.

Bai Yunjian tortured Xiao Teng for ten days, but on the seventh day, Huang Heyuan had already heard Xiao Teng's crying under the blanket.It can be predicted that Baiyunjian has become an indelible shadow in his life.

Huang Heyuan insisted on being a 17-year-old adult, and didn't step forward. He sneered and sneered, and patted his thigh to send Bai Yunjian a WeChat message: "Hahahahahahahahaha! Let this little brat taste, what is there to be someone outside, the second middle school? Shuangshen !"

Bai Yunjian sent an emoji of a Tibetan fox staring calmly.

For Tibetan fox species, Huang Heyuan once felt that the fox registration should be expelled.Square? Square? Upright face, squinted eyes, nothing like a fox should be!

Huang Heyuan: "...Damn it! I don't want to hide foxes, you send me cuter foxes!"

Bai Yunjian: "There are no cute ones."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"Then you look up? Look at me."

Huang Heyuan raised his head and looked at Bai Yunjian, Bai Yunjian smiled at him with his lips curled up, his brows and eyes were curved, and his glazed eyes were shining brightly.

Huang Heyuan threw away his mobile phone, fell on the bed, rolled around under the quilt: "!!!" Damn it, kawaii!