Unpretentious campus essay

Bai?

Unable to think of an answer for a while, Bai Yunjian decided to answer the question with a question, "...how about you?"

Unexpectedly, Huang Heyuan was very clear about his goal, and said categorically: "A street dancer who is very handsome? The youngest? Nobel Prize winner in chemistry! I have already thought about it. When I come to the stage to accept the award?" When the time comes, give the people of the world a space walk."

"Hmm." Bai? Yun Jian smiled, "I'm looking forward to it."

"It's your turn, speak quickly."

"I have no dreams."

Huang Heyuan said quietly: "...Then what is the difference between you and a salted fish?"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"I don't care, you have to have a dream!" Huang Heyuan turned around and plunged into the thin chest muscles between the white clouds, "Think about it."

"Okay." Bai Yunjian said, "I'll think about it for a few days."

Huang Heyuan drilled a few times, and there was a faint tendency to branch again? He quickly raised his head and lay down on his back, "I'm going to sleep."

"Hmm..." Bai Yunjian pulled his clothes under the quilt and moved to the outermost side of the bed.

Huang Heyuan suddenly felt lost, "Why don't you hug me to sleep?"

"..." Bai Yunjian paused, and said in a low voice, "Brother Yuan, you just rubbed me in."

"Hmph, I got it... hug me when you soften up. The king is sleeping."

"OK, good night."

Seventeen or eighteen-year-old "teenagers" are exactly the "good season", desires are like grass, wild fires are endless, and spring breeze blows and regenerates.Huang Heyuan waited for a long time, and finally waited for Bai? Yun Jian moved, unexpectedly, he lifted the quilt and went to the toilet lightly.Huang Heyuan waited and fell asleep in a daze. The next morning, he was woken up by the rooster crowing. He picked up his phone and checked that it was only five o'clock.

Through the balcony glass, you can see a mountain.The green hills are far away, and the mist is like yarn.Bai Yunjian was lying beside him, breathing lightly and steadily, still sleeping.

Huang He didn't move, he opened his eyes and looked at the mirror above his head, quietly admiring his cool and handsome face just after waking up.Bai Yunjian was lying on his side, with most of his face buried in the pillow.Huang Heyuan held his breath, raised his hand, and squeezed his face.Bai Yunjian is very thin, there is not much flesh on his face, and his skin is smooth.

Huang Heyuan rubbed his fingers, unable to appreciate his handsome face quietly anymore, he got off the bed gently, tiptoed into the toilet, took a deep breath, and blew the plane into the toilet.

In addition to the excitement, Huang Heyuan was very nervous, because the toilet glass was transparent, he always felt that Bai Yunjian had woken up, and looked back from time to time, but every time he looked back, he could only see the back of Bai Yunjian's head.

The back of the head between the white clouds is also like a back of the head full of routines.After staring at the toilet for more than ten minutes, there was no feeling that it was over. Huang Heyuan didn't do anything. He turned around and looked at the back of Bai Yunjian and moved his hands.

...Damn it, Bai? Yunjian made this king so obscene!Just as Huang Heyuan was thinking this, Bai Yunjian suddenly moved!

He stretched out his hand to touch the location far away from the Yellow River, found nothing, and immediately sat up and looked around. The first thing he saw was the toilet.

Huang Heyuan was caught off guard, and it was too late to turn around. The moment he faced Bai Yunjian's face, the glass was splashed with an unknown liquid.

Huang Heyuan: "...!!!"

Bai Yunjian squinted his eyes, stared blankly for a few seconds before realizing it, and licked his lips, "Brother Yuan, why didn't you wake me up?"

"...Why did I wake you up?!"

Bai Yunjian slowly stretched out his hand and stroked the air.

"Damn it!" Huang Heyuan pulled up his trousers, tearing them open in place, "No, no... I'm already healed! Whoa! What do you give? I forgot!"

"Okay." Bai Yunjian said thoughtfully, "I'm very sleepy, let's sleep for a while."

Bai? Yunjian lay back, with his back to him.Huang Heyuan knew that according to Bai Yunjian's "memory", he would never forget it.Desperately took a cold shower, waited for Bai Yunjian to wake up in despair, and embarked on a journey of picking up garbage in despair.

Gu Haiyu picked up trash by himself, and only carried a sack. He didn't bring any other supplies. God gave him what he could eat.But this time he mainly wanted to take Mu Linxing and the others out to play. He carried a bunch of food on his back, chose the easier route, and took a car to Qingshan Lake.

Huang Heyuan has been languid since morning, and he doesn't hold hands with Bai Yunjian anymore.

"Huang Sang, did you quarrel?" Gu Haiyu asked quietly.

"No..." Huang Heyuan said lazily, "I did something embarrassing."

Huang Heyuan has done too many embarrassing things, Gu Haiyu has no interest, "Come on, I need your cooperation on one thing." He said, leaning into Huang Heyuan's ear, pretending to whisper to him.

Huang Heyuan got goosebumps all over the ground, raised his hand to cover Gu Haiyu's mouth, and said in disgust: "Pretty girls are so cute when they whisper, we can't! You can contact me on QQ."

Gu Haiyu raised his middle finger, "All right. Don't let the little trash see."

"I know."

The green trees in the mountains are shady, and the wind is refreshing. A group of four people lined up in a row, stepping on the branches and walking forward.

Gu Haiyu walked in the front with a big bag on his back, a sack in his left hand, and a fork for trash in his right hand.Mu Linxing carried the drawing board on his back and held a slender tree branch in his hand to fight the insects for Huang Heyuan in advance.Bai Yunjian was the third one, carrying a bag with a fishing rod on his shoulder.Huang Heyuan didn't carry anything on his back, and walked slowly while clutching Bai Yunjian's schoolbag.

"Gu Haiyu, are you coming soon?" Huang Heyuan asked with a loud voice.

"almost!"

"You said that 10 minutes ago!"

"Really this time? Come on, cheer up!"

"Take a break." Mu Linxing lifted the branch and knocked on Gu Haiyu's garbage bag, "I can't walk anymore."

You obviously don't blush or breathe!Gu Haiyu raised his middle finger, "Tsk, just pet him."

Mu Linxing: "..."

After walking and stopping for more than three hours, at [-]:[-] pm, I finally reached the campsite.

The campsite is built along the lake, and there are many businesses that rent tents, pots, and barbecue grills.

Huang Heyuan was tired and hungry, so he found a big rock and sat down, patting his stomach with teary eyes, "Gu Haiyu, I want to eat."

"Okay. I'll bake it for you." Gu Haiyu was glad that he didn't take the Yellow River to the wilderness, but came to this scenic spot full of humanized services.With a hook on his long arm, he carried Mu Linxing to rent a barbecue grill.

Bai Yunjian tore apart the beef jerky and presented it to Huang Heyuan, "Put it first."

As soon as he saw Bai? Among the clouds, the embarrassing memories of the morning immediately danced in his mind. Huang Heyuan took away the jerky and chewed hard with his cheeks puffed out, as if the faster he chewed, the more he would lose his memory.

"Don't be embarrassed." Bai Yunjian smiled, "Actually, I got 02:30 in the toilet yesterday."

Huang Heyuan: "...?"

"When you came out? You were already asleep. You were lying on the bed again. It's a pity that you didn't wake up."

"Cough..." Huang Heyuan almost choked on the beef jerky, unscrewed the mineral water and took a big gulp, and said with difficulty: "I said... why are you so straightforward in this regard? You don't need to tell me some things!"

"for example?"

"For example...flying an airplane next to me...!" Huang Heyuan covered his flushed face, "Fuck, you're too coquettish...don't worry, or you'll lose a drop when you get old! This is from my dad ?firsthand experience."

"Hmm." Bai Yunjian nodded with a smile, "Are your legs sore? I'll give it to you."

Bai Yunjian has been running all year round, and his technique of massaging his legs is proficient. His strength is gentle and precise. Huang Heyuan squints his eyes comfortably, and rests his face with his hands like torus, watching Gu Haiyu set up a barbecue grill. Lin Xing pitched a tent on the side.

The two moved extremely quickly, Mu Linxing set up the tent, and Gu Haiyu had already started grilling skewers.The quality of the carbon he bought was not good, and it kept emitting white smoke. Gu Haiyu kept shifting his shape, and he was still choked to the point of scolding his mother.

"I'll bake it." Mu Linxing walked over, "Twenty? Ten yuan."

"Yo, it's so cheap?" Gu Haiyu smiled, "No? Just go away."

Mu Linxing folded a piece of sketch paper from his bag and walked to the grill, "Get out of the way, you don't know how to grill at all."

Gu Haiyu: "Tsk, you can do it."

Gu Haiyu's grilling method is to spread the skewers on the charcoal with a proper spacing, while Mu Linxing gathers all the skewers in his hand like a bouquet, turning them over with ease, and the barbecue is sizzling There is a noise, and from time to time, he uses a paper fan to fan the smoke, full of the natural temperament of the owner of the barbecue stall.

Gu Haiyu: "...Did you work in a barbecue restaurant?"

"Set up a barbecue stall."

Gu Haiyu: "What happened next?"

"...The stall was confiscated by the city management."

"Why do you keep changing jobs?"

Mu Linxing didn't speak, dipped a brush in honey, and was about to brush it on, when Gu Haiyu said, "Hey, I don't eat honey."

"This isn't for you." Mu Linxing brushed up the honey and handed it to Huang Heyuan and Bai Yunjian.

Gu Haiyu: "..."