Unpretentious campus essay

Gu Haiyu walked towards Mu Linxing, Huang Heyuan looked at his back, confused.

"He put the picture album in the trash can, besides ridiculing Xiao Xingxing's paintings as trash, what kind of Zen can he have?" Huang Heyuan became angry on his own. If it was him, he would have to use the milk-grabbing dragon claw on Gu Haiyu No? Yes!

"No? I know." Bai Yunjian held up the fishing rod as motionless as a mountain and said, "But it's very interesting."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Huang Heyuan observed secretly.Gu Haiyu swaggered up to Mu Linxing, trying to hook his shoulders, but Mu Linxing dodged it and threw the cigarette into the water.No? Knowing what they said, the two suddenly fought, you grabbed my hair, I strangled your neck, turned into the lake, and made a huge splash.

"Damn it...!" Huang Heyuan was shocked, and ran to save people, and when he ran to the lake, he suddenly remembered that they all knew how to swim, and he calmed down a bit.

When the two arrived in the lake, they were still clattering and crackling.

Huang Heyuan jumped??: "Don't fight, you've scared the fish away! You've been fishing in Baiyun all afternoon, but you haven't caught a single fish!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

When it comes to passion, no one will listen.Gu Haiyu splashed water on Mu Linxing's face, "Fuck it, think about it for me! Is your mind just for display?"

"Think about it!" Mu Linxing waved his hand and punched Gu Haiyu, "You idiot.

"Ah!!!" Gu Haiyu vomited a few bubbles and was beaten out of sight.

The air was quiet, only Mu Linxing's head was floating on the water, but Gu Haiyu didn't know where it sank.

"Gu Haiyu, don't pretend to be dead!" Mu Linxing slapped the water and roared, "Float up!"

There was no movement.

Huang Heyuan: "Don't you? Will you knock him out?"

"I don't have any strength at all!"

Even though Mu Linxing said so, he immediately dived into the water and searched for someone.Huang Heyuan threw away his phone and was about to dive into the water when Bai Yunjian grabbed him, kicked off his shoes and said, "I'll go down."

If the Yellow River is exposed to rain or falling into the water, there is a high probability of fever. It is better to keep dry in the wild.And, if the clothes are wet, they might still stick.Bai Yunjian made such calculations and jumped into the water decisively.

Huang Heyuan held his breath, his mind turned very fast, and within a few seconds, he realized that the three of them were dragged away by the water ghost, and he was fighting the worst situation of the water ghost alone to save his little friend.There was only a splashing sound, and three heads emerged from the water, and Mu Linxing and Bai Yunjian pulled Gu Haiyu from left to right and swam over.

"I'll pull Gu Haiyu up." Huang Heyuan stretched out his hand.

Suddenly, Gu Haiyu opened his eyes? He looked towards the shore, and blinked his right eye at Huang Heyuan.

Huang Heyuan: "...?"

Gu Haiyu was a muscular hunk, and the three of them took great pains to drag him ashore.

"Hey, wake up!" Mu Linxing knelt on the ground, patted Gu Haiyu's face, "Gu Haiyu!"

Gu Haiyu closed his eyes tightly and remained motionless.Huang Heyuan didn't say anything, didn't he know what Gu Haiyu was doing.

Mu Linxing was obviously panicked, "You two, whoever gives artificial respiration!"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian: "...he's fine. He's still breathing."

"Then why not? Wake up?" Mu Linxing stretched out his hand to test his breath, "Fuck, why are you out of breath?!"

Obviously, after Bai Yunjian finished speaking, Gu Haiyu held his breath and tried his best to act realistically.Mu Linxing rubbed his face, took a deep breath, and seemed to be preparing for artificial respiration.

"I'm coming!" Huang Heyuan finally couldn't see it anymore? Go on, squatted down with a groan, and used a long-useless trick on Gu Haiyu's chest muscles, "Dogman, bear the anger of this king, grab the milk dragon claw hand!!! "

"Hiss—" Gu Haiyu originally wanted to bear it, but the pain was too great. He rolled his hands on the chest and howled, "I'm awake, I'm awake, thank you brothers for saving my life!"

Mu Linxing: "..."

This look does not look like just waking up from drowning.Mu Linxing was so angry that his veins popped out, and he let out a groan, "You fucking tricked me again!"

The two huddled together on the ground.

Is the Yellow River far away? I don't want to worry about it, so I dragged Bai Yunjian to the tent, "Go and take off your wet clothes. You shouldn't have jumped down to save that dog, Gu Haiyu!"

"I have no clothes." Bai Yunjian's tone contained some expectation, "I want to run naked in your arms."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

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As the sun sets, it draws a winding golden edge to the mountains, and the clouds are like colorful cotton wool, slowly changing their shapes.

Four people gathered together, waiting for the instant noodles in the stove to be cooked.

Gu Haiyu sat cross-legged, wearing only a pair of underwear, and slapped a mosquito to death from time to time.Mu Linxing was still wearing wet clothes, with a murderous look on his face, like a supernova about to explode.

In contrast, Baiyunjian was much better, wrapped in a sleeping bag, nestled in Huang Heyuan's arms and playing games with his head down, while Huang Heyuan was snoring on his wet hair with a dry towel.

"My king ordered you to speak clearly at once." Huang Heyuan said, "What's the matter? Can't it be resolved through quarreling? Do you have to fight like this to be happy?"

"...I'm sorry? I was wrong." Gu Haiyu admitted his mistake extremely quickly, picked up the bowl and chopsticks, and handed a bowl of instant noodles to Mu Linxing.

"No? Use it." Mu Linxing picked up a bowl for himself, and slurped the noodles in silence.

When Gu Haiyu hit a wall, he turned his grief and anger into appetite, and he also sucked his head down, didn't he? Talked.

Huang Heyuan: "..."

He finally understood the embarrassment of other people when he and Bai Yunjian had a big quarrel in the dormitory before.

Huang He Yuanxin? Not in love? Can’t eat if it’s good? Get something down, and you have to solve this mess, so he asked, “What do you mean by putting Little Xingxing’s painting in the trash can?”

"It's not interesting." Gu Haiyu smiled, "If you want to pretend, just pretend. Don't ask, be good, Huang Sang."

Huang Heyuan snorted, "Gu Haiyu, you dog."

"Trashcan." Bai Yunjian said suddenly while playing a game.

Gu Haiyu paused for the sound of sucking noodles, and raised his eyelids to look at Bai Yunjian.

Bai Yunjian didn't raise his head, and there was an inexplicable smile on the corner of his lips, and the sound effect of a sword killing came from the phone.

Gu Haiyu: "..." No? I don't know why, it seems like I was ridiculed by Bai Yunjian again!

Huang Heyuan suddenly uttered an ooh, stared at Gu Haiyu suddenly, and burst out laughing: "Hahahahahaha, are you stupid? Chen Sike must have never imagined that her teaching humiliated Gu Haiyu, and one day she was able to play English homophonic melodies, and even played with herself. Be like a dog, hahahahahaha!"

Gu Haiyu felt ashamed for the first time, put down the bowl and stood up, said in a deep voice, "I'm going to pee."

When Gu Haiyu walked away, Mu Linxing frowned..."...What did you mean just now?"

"The trash can is trashcan. Can it? Is it interesting? I call you Little Xingxing, what does Gu Haiyu call you?"

Little trash.

Mu Linxing didn't speak, just lowered his head and sucked the noodles.

After a while he said, "I'll get a beer. You?"

Huang Heyuan didn't think much about it: "Bring me a bottle of milk."

"A bottle of water, thank you." Bai Yunjian said.

Mu Linxing entered the tent, turned on the screen of his mobile phone, and opened the album Gu Haiyu gave him—he remembered that Gu Haiyu kept chattering by the lake and asked him to open the album to take a look, if he didn't, he would beat him up.His anger doubled immediately, and the two shot into the lake.

The album is thick and full of texture, Mu Linxing turned the first page, and a yellow charm fell out.

The charm is light, with red cinnabar written on it: Littletrashcandoanything. A small five-pointed star is drawn on the trash.The color of the five-pointed star is different from other characters. It uses cinnabar mixed with gold powder. Under the illumination of the mobile phone screen, it glows with fine golden light.

The screen of the phone was turned off, Mu Linxing turned on the screen again, stared at the spell for a long time, and then cursed a fool.

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"Little Xingxing takes a bottle of milk, it's like going to Inner Mongolia to milk." Huang Heyuan hugged the white clouds and looked at the sky, "It's been 10 minutes, I'm so thirsty."

"He might be moving."

"That's right, it's rare for Gu Haiyu to be a human being." Huang Heyuan pouted and muttered: "If I had known he was like this, I would have brought you a gift, damn it, how could you be more like a couple than us! "

Bai Yunjian was originally lying in Huang Heyuan's arms, but when he heard the words, he suddenly raised his head to look at Huang Heyuan, no? I wonder if it's because of the starry sky above his head, the glazed eyes seem to be flowing with stars, "Do I have a gift too?"

In this posture, it is very easy to see the double chin. Huang Heyuan raised his hand to cover the bright eyes of Bai Yunjian, isn't it? It's too natural: "Nonsense, today is August 8th. Your birthday is on the 25th, right? I have prepared the gift early." Yes, I just didn’t bring it with me.”

"My birthday..." Bai Yunjian was slightly taken aback. In his memory, his birthday was Double Eleven.

November 11th was his birthday, and it was also the day Bai Xiuying stole him.

August 8th is Ling Yunjian's birthday, the day Ding Ou gave birth to him.It's a bit strange, he never had his birthday on August 27th, or? Huang Heyuan mentioned it, and he couldn't even remember it.

"How do you know that my birthday is August 8?" Bai Yunjian squinted and smiled, "I remember you didn't ask me."

"Hmph, I've seen your new ID card." Huang Heyuan said softly, "It's very handsome, not dirty at all. I know you must have had a bad life before? Okay, new ID card, new life, It will be fine in the future. By the way, I will call you Ling Yunjian from now on, right?"

"No?" Bai Yunjian said decisively.

"……why?"

Baiyunjian was silent for a moment, solemnly said: "Because the Yellow River is far above Baiyunjian."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Huang Heyuan blushed, and there was a faint tendency to branch. He heard Gu Haiyu's voice from a distance, "Fuck, I'm itching to death, I was bitten all over by mosquitoes!"

Huang Heyuan: "..." Damn it, withered!

Gu Haiyu sat down beside Huang Heyuan, dragged the mosquito coil and put it beside him, "Huang Sang, my nipples hurt so much, and my body is still itchy, scratch it for me."

"It deserves it, don't you scratch it. Or is it your fault that Bai Yunjian shrank into a sleeping bag?" Huang Heyuan slapped Gu Haiyu on the back angrily, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Little Xingxing, I want to Drink milk! My king's milk!"

The dim light in the tent suddenly went out, and Mu Linxing got out of the tent with the drink in his arms, and gave the milk and water to Huang Heyuan.

After hesitating for a moment, he handed Gu Haiyu a bottle of beer.

Gu Haiyu grinned, took the beer, and took a sip comfortably, "Tsk, the itch suddenly disappeared, really? Strange."