Unpretentious campus essay

The end of the new year is approaching, and all the work is coming to an end. Huang Heyuan has been very busy, and finally made it to the Spring Festival holiday.

After dealing with the last phone call, Huang Heyuan clicked on WeChat and changed the avatar of the work account to a picture with black text on a white background: From now on, the king will not go to court early.

"wryyyy—it's finally a holiday!" Huang Heyuan stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, filled with the joy of the upcoming Chinese New Year, and the long-lost rap inspiration came rushing in, "I used to dream of getting into the drawer and sitting in the time machine/back to ten? Seven-year-old summer/transparent wind and blue sky/life’s troubles are simple three-piece suit/wake up early and go to bed late without enough food/are you there? The back row is by the window/I am? The front row is by the door/the teacher told me not to? Look at the blackboard / I look up in a daze / the blackboard turns into? PPT is in? flashing /”

"Running alone on the timeline/unknowingly lost myself/if there is a miracle/that is when I met you in the new year/from then on time has meaning again/this year is not 2020/it is the invincible burst sunflower yuan Year/Happynewyear!!!" Huang Heyuan embraced the sky, "Yunjiang belongs to the sunflower!"

The shoulder was patted from behind, and Bai Yunjian whispered with a smile in his ear, "Well, happy new year. The sunflower that belongs to Yunjiang."

Huang Heyuan froze, turned to look at him, "When? When did you come? Why didn't I hear anything?"

"When you were running wildly on the timeline," Bai Yunjian lowered his head and rubbed his forehead on Huang Heyuan's shoulder, "Brother Yuan, Ding Ou and Ling Yunduo wanted to come and see us."

"Do they... know about our relationship?"

"I know." Bai Yunjian said, "After you left, I came out."

"……and then?"

"Then?" Bai Yunjian tilted his head in doubt, "Then I heard? We are? Together, come and see."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"Do you want to see them?" Bai Yunjian said?

Of course, Bai Yunjian didn't care, but for Huang Heyuan, it was the first time he met Bai Yunjian's patriarch as a boyfriend, and he absolutely had to.

"Is your sister having a baby?"

"No." Bai Yunjian said, "She and Tang Pingping don't plan to have children. A cat is enough."

"Ah...your sister doesn't have any children," Huang Heyuan scratched his face, "What did your mother say?"

"Ding Ou doesn't care, how many future generations can't compare to her research results? There are breakthroughs." Bai Yunjian rubbed Huang Heyuan's face, "Don't be nervous. Just meet, and then we will come back Stay at home and watch some games."

"My lord...don't be nervous!" Huang Heyuan clenched his fists, "Don't be nervous!"

The next day, Bai Yunjian drove to the airport to pick up the plane. Huang Heyuan sat in the co-pilot reading Ding Ou's thesis.

Bai Yunjian was helpless, "You didn't sleep much last night, don't read it, take a rest. Even I can't understand her thesis, so don't waste your time."

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I can memorize it," Huang Heyuan said, "I can pick up the words when the time comes."

Bai Yunjian stretched out a hand to block the screen and prevent Huang Heyuan from continuing to watch, "Sleep. Lack of sleep can lead to kidney failure. Didn't you say? Wait for you to raise it for a few days, and when the holidays come, you will fuck me so hard that I can't close my legs." Is this the attitude you raised? In my opinion, let me do it."

The so-called "Niuzi is weak, and his words are soft", Huang Heyuan's face flushed, blue veins burst out on his forehead, and he argued in a small voice: "Impotence cannot be called kidney deficiency. Things on the bed...can be called kidney deficiency? Let's talk Oh, I’ve been sucked by? You for a few days, I was almost sucked dry by? You, of course I have to raise it for a few days."

"Well, it's my fault."

"Wait for your family to come, don't you say something? You can't close your legs or something like that."

"okay."

Huang Heyuan blushed and closed his eyes, "Anyway, you wait, there will always be a day when you will see Huang Dazhiling's true strength."

"Okay." Bai Yunjian agreed with a smile, turned on the stereo, and played a piece of soothing pure music.

The melody is like a cradle, Huang Heyuan fell asleep listening to the breathing among the white clouds.Maybe it was stimulated by Bai Yunjian before going to bed, he didn't have a nightmare, but dreamed of the long-lost yellow waste.He dreamed that when he went to Hangzhou to pick up garbage a few years ago, he and Bai Yunjian were kissing in the couple's room, and they didn't stop like in reality, but continued to do it.Sitting on his waist among the white clouds, he was wearing a blue and white navy-style pleated skirt. The skirt was so light that it was unbelievably light. It rose and fell with his movements, like a jellyfish canopy floating in the blue sea.The mirror inlaid on the ceiling dimly reflected the figures of the two of them. After turning around somehow, the two of them were on the swing on the balcony again.Huang Heyuan's consciousness seems to be split into two halves, one half is doing sports, and the other half is thinking clearly.

Or the first time between him and Bai Yun was arranged at the "Good Times" B&B?Revisiting the old place, rekindling the old love, full of passion, of course it is very silky!

"Brother Yuan..." Bai Yunjian held the steering wheel with one hand and pushed Huang Heyuan.

"Ah...?" Huang Heyuan opened his eyes, the scenery in the front window of the car was constantly changing, he didn't seem to have slept for a long time.

The body is covered with a coat of white clouds.Because the air conditioner was on in the car, it wasn't cold at all, but after putting on an extra down jacket, he was sweating profusely.

"There is a kind of cold that makes Yun Jiang feel that I am cold." Huang Heyuan smiled and opened his coat, and suddenly found that Huang Dazhi was full of energy, and the effect was very touching.

"Hey, look!" Huang Heyuan was ecstatic and sat up straight excitedly, "I'm doing it again! I think it's hard this time!"

Bai Yunjian looked down and coughed dryly, "Brother Yuan, look behind."

Huang Heyuan had an ominous premonition in his heart. He turned his head frame by frame, first he saw Tang Pingping's teasing smile, then Ling Yunduo's trembling pupils, and finally Ding Ou's expressionless face, as if he was very calm, but The eyes are a little weird.

Huang Heyuan: "..." How can it be repaired, destroy the world.

It turned out that he didn't just sleep for a while. When he was having a dream, Bai Yunjian quietly picked up the three of them, and now he was already on his way back.

The atmosphere in the car was already very embarrassing, Tang Pingping's words made Huang Dazhi even worse, "Little Huang, can't you???"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian drove the car without looking sideways, and maintained, "He's very good."

Huang Heyuan patted Bai Yunjian, and changed the subject with a dry smile, "You guys came all the way here, are you hungry, what do you want for lunch?"

"Just find a restaurant. Let's go to a restaurant." Ling Yunduo hurriedly continued, "We don't choose, we eat anything."

"Oh, let's take you to the hotel first?"

"No need." Ding Ou said, "We will take the high-speed train back to City J at night."

Sure enough, as Bai Yunjian said, he came to see them by the way. Huang Heyuan was a little embarrassed, polite? He asked to stay: "Why don't you play for a few more days, and I'll show you around."

Ding Ou looked out of the car window and said in a low voice: "Nothing? It's not fun. I have a suggestion, this? Spring break, you two? It's best not to go to crowded places and buy more food. at home."

"Is it because of unknown pneumonia in Wuhan?" Bai Yunjian asked.

"Well." Ding Ou pushed his glasses, "Infection caused by RNA virus is not so easy to deal with, plus Spring Festival travel, can things be big or small?"

In fact, Huang Heyuan also paid attention to this matter, but during the Chinese New Year period, he was really too busy. He occasionally read the news and felt that there was no major problem, so he didn't think about it deeply.

"Mom, is this why you came back for the New Year? You don't want to study viruses, do you?" Ling Yunduo asked in shock.

Ding Ou paused speechlessly, "Duoduo, my research direction is not viruses. It's just that according to the mathematical model I built, it may spread to the whole world. In this case, staying in a centralized country? It will be more It’s safe because it’s easy to mobilize resources. You’ve been a policeman for so many years, so you need common sense.”

Ling Yunduo: "..."

Tang Pingping smiled softly, "Mom, you're worried about Duoduo and Yunjian, so just tell me? What? Mathematical models, you just can't let us go."

Ding Ou: "..."

Ding Ou was really worried, finished his meal expressionlessly, and gave Huang Heyuan a box when he said goodbye at the high-speed railway station.

Huang Heyuan took it with both hands, flattered, he always thought that Ding Ou didn't like him, but he didn't expect to give him a gift.

"Thank you...Professor Ding."

"You are just like me, call me mom. Inside is a KN95 mask." Ding Ou said, "Little? Bold, which I appreciate."

Ding Ou actually read his paper!Huang Heyuan scratched his face, trying to pretend to be cowardly, "Your opinion on the Poincaré conjecture..." After thinking about it, if Ding Ou and him had an in-depth chat, wouldn't it be revealed? In the end, he chose to be honest? , "Actually... I don't understand much."

"It's normal, at least you know that my research is mathematics, not viruses." Ding Ou nodded, glanced at Bai Yunjian, and slowed down his tone, "My marriage failed very badly, so I won't tell you much? What? It's over. Take care, no rush? Email, don't call."

Huang Heyuan: "...Okay, don't worry."

Ling Yunduo hugged Huang Heyuan, put his arms around Bai Yunjian's shoulder and whispered a few words, and seeing Ding Ou leave, he also took Tang Pingping by the hand and walked towards the security checkpoint stickily.

Walking out of the high-speed railway station, Huang He seemed to be stepping on the cloud, full of unreal feeling, "Is that how your family accepts me? It seems like a dream."

"Well. Because you are very good." Bai Yunjian said?

Huang Heyuan once again thought of the moment of his death in the car before, covered his face and said: "You think I'm good."

"You were fine."

Bai Yunjian took Huang Heyuan's hand with a smile, "Brother Yuan, let's go home?"

After holding Bai Yunjian back home, Huang Heyuan's tense nerves were completely relaxed. He took off his well-groomed skin, changed into fluffy pajamas, and rolled comfortably on the bed a few times, " Between the clouds, I want to go out and play."

Bai Yunjian climbed onto the bed, rubbed Huang Heyuan's face, "Where do you want to go?"

"The one we lived in before? Good Times B&B, do you still remember?" Huang Heyuan asked with a blushing face.

Bai Yunjian immediately tasted the yellow waste in Huang Heyuan's mind, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Brother Yuan, you were there just now? The car was so hard, is it because you dreamed about that sex room?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"What did you dream about?" Bai Yunjian asked, "Me?"

"Nonsense, who else could it be if it wasn't you." Huang Heyuan snorted softly, took out his phone and clicked it.

After a while, he put down his cell phone in disappointment, drooped his head and said: "The good times have changed, and now it has completely become a farmhouse. It's also, it's been seven years, it can't be here all the time."

"It doesn't matter. The good times are gone, the good times have always existed in that timeline." Bai Yunjian rua rua Huang Heyuan's hair? "We can create new beautiful things, such as installing mirrors on the ceiling by ourselves."

"Yes." Huang Heyuan became excited again, "Just don't go out, we listen to your mother and stay at home. We need to store more food."

"Go to the supermarket?" Bai Yunjian asked.

"No." Huang Heyuan refused resolutely. He had already put on the otaku pajamas and didn't want to go out at all. "There are also many people in the supermarket. I bought it online."

Bai Yunjian didn't have any comments. To a certain extent, he was also very homely. He would not go out if he could not go out. He made a cup of wolfberry tea, sat in front of the computer and was about to play games. Waiting for the time to turn on, he suddenly remembered something He turned around and said, "Brother Yuan, remember to buy more sets and lubricants."

"Oh..." Huang Heyuan stared at the phone, frowning tightly, as if he was thinking about a big problem.

Bai Yunjian smiled and asked: "What are you thinking about? What size should I buy?"

"No." Huang Heyuan frowned, and said seriously: "I just read the news that Mr. Zhong Nanshan went to Wuhan today. This time it seems to be different from the bird flu and the new flu...I am a little worried. "

Bai Yunjian said: "Gu Haiyu is an intern at Wuhan Union Hospital, you can call him and ask him."

"...?" Huang Heyuan was shocked, "What? Gu Haiyu is in Wuhan?"

"Ah."

Huang He couldn't comprehend that Bai Yunjian actually talked to him about it now, "How is he?!"

"I don't know." Bai Yunjian handed over the phone, "If you're worried, just give him a call."

Huang Heyuan's previous WeChat account, QQ number, and phone number are all abandoned, that is to say, he hasn't contacted Gu Haiyu for seven years.

"What do you mean, does Gu Haiyu still remember me?" Huang Heyuan hesitated.

"He hasn't lost his memory." Bai Yunjian smiled, "He always keeps saying that if he sees you again, he will beat you up."

Huang Heyuan's nose was sore, he took Baiyunjian's mobile phone and dialed Gu Haiyu's number.

Gu Haiyu didn't answer, and only called back at almost one o'clock in the morning, "Boss, it's rare, you finally know how to care about me?" His voice didn't change much, it was still that cheap tone, just listening He woke up with a muffled exhaustion.

Huang Heyuan swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and said extremely nervously: "Gu, Gu Haiyu... are you okay?"

There was a moment of silence on the microphone, and Gu Haiyu raised his voice, "You... Huang Sang?"

"Well, it's me." Huang Heyuan leaned closer to the microphone, "...Long time no see."

"Really? It's you?" Gu Haiyu scolded with a smile, "Huang Heyuan, you bastard, I thought you were dead. You haven't moved for so many years. Are you with Mr. Bai?"

"Ah."

Gu Haiyu smacked his lips and said with relief: "It's good, it's good, a good thing finally happened."

"How's the situation?" Huang Heyuan asked eagerly.

"Hey, it's not too optimistic but it's not particularly bad." Gu Haiyu said, "Huang Sang, don't go out for a trip these few days, stay at home obediently, buy a mask and prepare food. Don't be afraid, the problem is not big .”

The more Gu Haiyu pretended to play jokes, the more worried Huang Heyuan became. The situation on his side must not be as simple as the news said.

"You... aren't you an intern in obstetrics and gynecology? You can't see pneumonia." Huang Heyuan sniffed, "You can't help me, right? Can you come back?"

"You are already the 23rd person who persuaded me to leave." Gu Haiyu sighed with a smile, "If there are enough people, I will definitely run. I can top everyone, how can I be a lively young man? Escape. Huang Sang, I used to be your middle school atmosphere group, you can do it for me again today. It’s the first time we went to No. 16 middle school to find the small? Garbage stubble, you pretend to force me before you leave once."

Huang Heyuan thought hard, but he really pretended to be cowardly in the past, and couldn't remember it at all, "I...pretended to be? What coercion?"

Gu Haiyu was anxious, "You asked me to ask you, the Great Sage? Why did you go here? Are you now? Have you forgotten all the lines in the second class?"

"No..." Huang He Yuanqing coughed, and asked solemnly with tears in his eyes, "Great Immortal, why are you going here?"

Gu Haiyu also let out a dry cough, and his voice came through the thick mask indistinctly into the microphone, "Slay the disease, protect the mountains and rivers!"

"What if... never come back?"

"...haha," Gu Haiyu laughed, "I will definitely come back."