Unpretentious campus essay

Huang Dazhiling sharpened his sword for seven years, seven times a night, and fell asleep in the middle of the night hugging Bai Yunjian, and opened his eyes at noon the next day.

I was very hungry, my eyelids were sticky and I couldn't open them, my waist was sore and my back hurt, and my body seemed to be hollowed out.He turned over, stretched out his arm, and touched the side.Warm skin, smooth and firm flesh, is the waist among the white clouds.Thin and tough.Huang He uncontrollably recalled the scene of pinching his waist and pressing down last night, and instantly woke up, his cheeks burning hot.

Bai Yunjian didn't wake up yet, lying on his side on the pillow, holding the pendant around his neck with one hand, and fell asleep soundly.

There are crumpled black skirts scattered on the quilt, fluffy fox tails, and a few fucked-up sets.Finished last night, didn't have time to tidy up, just fell asleep like this in a mess.

Huang Heyuan recollected it for a while, thirsty and hungry, lifted half of the quilt, got out of bed lightly, opened the refrigerator and poured a glass of iced milk, gulped down a glass, and the dry throat was much relieved.It's just that the face is still a little weird, okay? It's like a layer of paste, stepping on slippers to go to the toilet to look in the mirror.The eyes are a little swollen, and a few of his distinct eyelashes are stuck together.

It's not because of eye mucus, but it's dry after being stained with unknown liquid.

The side of the mouth is also white, what is dry is an unknown liquid, and what is wet is the milk he just drank.

Huang Heyuan was brushing his teeth and washing his face while reviewing his performance last night.It was Huang Dazhiling's first actual battle, and the emphasis was on the word "violent". Although he felt sad after entering the sage's time, and cried while holding Bai Yunjian, as if he had been shocked by an electric shock, his overall performance was really good.

Have a good meal at noon, reward yourself for your bravery!

Huang Heyuan rubbed his face in the mirror, carefully applied cream, and couldn't help worrying about Bai Yunjian.What is he going to eat?Will his chrysanthemum be messed up by him?If you get something wrong with him, you can still eat it? Can you eat it?The last time he was fucked, he didn't eat meat for a day.

Walking out of the bathroom, Bai Yunjian had already woken up, leaning against the head of the bed with his bare upper body, drinking water from a thermos cup.

"Yunjiang!" Huang Heyuan climbed onto the bed and looked at him, "How are you?"

Bai Yunjian swallowed water, looked at him and smiled slightly, "I'm a little hungry."

"Is this king okay? Hungry." Huang Heyuan said, "Shall we order white porridge to take away?"

Huang Heyuan likes to eat meat and vegetables, and hates white rice, let alone porridge.Bai Yunjian was a little strange: "Why do you want to drink porridge?"

"You...you should only be able to drink porridge or something like that." Huang Heyuan scratched his face, "I'll accompany you."

Bai Yunjian smiled, knowingly asked: "Why?"

"There's no reason for this. If you drink porridge and I eat meat next to you, am I still human?" Huang Heyuan snorted, "Eat unpalatable things together."

"I don't want to drink porridge." Bai Yunjian's face was full of sage-like calm, "I want to eat pickled fish." In fact, he kind of misses the Chuntian Ranxi fish under Yunhe Villa, and his chicken , it's time to kill the chicken stew.

"Can you eat it?" Huang Heyuan hesitated, "My butt hurts, right?"

"No, it's fine."

"Let me take a look." Huang Heyuan said, "I'll see what's going on."

Bai Yunjian felt that although the two of them were quite close, it seemed a little weird to raise their buttocks up early in the morning for Huang He to see from afar.

"It's really okay."

"The more you say it's okay, the more this king thinks there's something wrong." Huang He walked over, "I don't care, show me."

"It's okay, there's no need." Bai Yunjian lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed, Huang Heyuan rushed over and touched it.

He remembered that before he fell asleep, it seemed that it couldn't close together, but now? It seems to have? Returned from the "o" to the normal shape of the "*".

"It's pretty good." Huang Heyuan said.

"Ah."

Bai Yunjian's voice was a little flat, but Huang Heyuan heard his beating heart.He likes to listen to Bai Yunjian's heartbeat, his heartbeat is more honest than his own, like now?, he is sure that Bai Yunjian is shy.

"Kawaii," Huang Heyuan hugged Bai Yunjian, with love overflowing from his mouth, "If I were King Zhou, I would also sacrifice the whole country for you."

"you will not."

Huang Heyuan frowned, feeling that Bai Yunjian was there? Questioning his feelings, "Why can't I?"

Bai Yunjian smiled, "Because your dream is to protect world peace."

Huang Heyuan: "... also."

Bai Yunjian's whole body was sticky and felt uncomfortable, so he pushed Huang Heyuan, "...Brother Yuan, I'm going to take a bath."

Huang Heyuan followed him and opened his hands, expecting the scene described in the novel "one night of passion, the wife got out of bed, her legs limp and fell to the ground". ? In his arms.

However, among the white clouds... walking like flying, alive and well.

Huang Heyuan looked at him eagerly, and stretched his hands in vain, the hero is useless.

Bai Yunjian turned around suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Huang Heyuan pouted, shy and a little annoyed, "Why don't you have weak legs?"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"...I saw in the movie that after the incident, the wife's waist is sore and her legs are weak, soft and weak? She is lying in her husband's arms and acting like a baby. Why are you so energetic?!"

Bai Yunjian raised his pale long eyebrows, "Wife?"

"...a metaphor." Huang Heyuan scratched his face, "And, yesterday? Didn't I contribute? Who contributed? Who is the husband!"

Bai Yunjian smiled and decided to fulfill Huang Heyuan's wish. He leaned forward, trying to make a soft and weak explosion. Huang Heyuan hurriedly hugged him, and the two fell on the bed together.

Bai Yunjian read: "The legs are so soft, they can't move when walking."

Huang Heyuan laughed: "...Your acting skills are a bit contrived." Although he said so, he has been as good as ever for more than ten years?

When Huang Heyuan approached, the pendant on his neck was attracted to his pendant.If he goes to take a shower now, the pendant will come apart again.Inexplicably, Bai Yunjian didn't want them to be separated, so he stuck to Huang Heyuan's face and called in a low voice, "Husband."

Huang Heyuan: Tighten the big branch!

The warm breath sprayed into the ear canal, and the earlobe was gently bitten and pulled, "Come take a bath with me."

It was already an hour or so before I came out of the bathroom.Huang Heyuan was really hungry this time. He came out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe, and immediately lay down on the bed, ordering takeaway pickled cabbage and fish in a hurry.

Bai Yunjian finished blowing his hair, wearing a thin nightgown, and walked out of the toilet. His waist was sore and his back was sore, and his limp "husband" was lying on the bed and patting his belly, as if he was already hungry. Out of body.

Although he couldn't bear it, Bai Yunjian still pushed Huang Heyuan, "Brother Yuan, you go to the sofa and lie down. I want to change the sheets and quilt cover."

Huang Heyuan turned to his side, smelled the bed sheet and thought it smelled good, "It's okay, I can still sleep."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

He remembered that Huang Heyuan used to have a serious obsession with cleanliness. His bed was fragrant and soft, and no one was allowed to touch it. Once someone sat or slept on it, he must change all the bedding.But he is an exception, Huang Heyuan doesn't mind him sleeping in his bed.Now? His cleanliness obviously doesn't exist? Otherwise, he wouldn't wear hole socks, or even lick his place.

"Yellow River is far away, get up." Bai Yunjian patted his butt, "Don't play tricks."

"Hmph," Huang Heyuan rolled to the edge of the bed, limp and weak, got off the bed, sat on the sofa, and taught Bai Yunjian his experience of fooling around in the past seven years, "If we do it once I have to wash the bed sheets, so don’t I have to wash them every day? I’m going to fall asleep, anyway, it’s all our liquid, and it won’t be visible when it’s dry.”

Bai Yunjian laughed, "Can you do it every day?"

The Yellow River was far away, and coughed dryly, "Isn't it still there? Is there you? Next time you come, you...don't hurt me."

"Well. Not anymore."

Huang Heyuan helped Bai Yunjian pull out the quilt cover and threw it into the laundry basket. Bai Yunjian took out the quilt cover from the upper shelf of the closet and put it on the bed.

Both the quilt and the quilt cover are sky blue, and Huang Heyuan has never seen it before. He asked strangely, "Did you just buy new ones?"

"Strictly speaking, it's not new." Bai Yunjian shook off the quilt, "I ordered it seven years ago, and I only took it out this year."

With a crash, Bai Yunjian shook off the bed sheet.Elegant sky blue, with a cartoon character printed in the middle.Black hair?, fluffy pink and white ears, glass-colored eyes with tears, no clothes, only a big fluffy fox tail in his arms covering the important parts.

Color, color map! ! !

"Fuck, this is you?" Huang Heyuan held his face in shock, "When did this happen?!"

"...The third year of high school is starting, I'll help you dry the quilt, I see a beautiful girl I don't know is printed on your quilt?" Bai Yunjian smiled, "I'm a little jealous, so I asked Mu Linxing to help me draw the picture. I want to do it A new bed sheet is a gift."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Two days before the start of the third year of high school, something happened to his family, and he never went back to school, and Bai Yunjian didn't give this gift.

Huang Heyuan sat on the bed, touched the sheet, and then got down on his stomach to smell it.The bed sheets are not old? There is only a mild smell of washing powder, which smells like all the clothes in the house now, very warm.

When Bai Yunjian ordered this picture from Mu Linxing, he must have been full of anticipation, but unexpectedly... Huang Heyuan rubbed his eyes, feeling like crying.

Bai Yunjian hugged Huang Heyuan's head, rua rua his hair? "My weak husband, cry if you want."

"Don't cry." Huang Heyuan sniffed, and said in a sobbing voice, "I don't have the energy? I'm crying, starving to death!"

Bai Yunjian smiled, "Then don't cry. Brother Yuan, I will give you back what you lost."