Unpretentious campus essay

Bai Yunjian is not interested in engaging in radical activities.

However, looking back on the past 17 years, he doesn't seem to have much interest in girls, either real or avatar.Unlike Huang Heyuan, even the quilt is printed with a paper man's wife.It can be seen that he should also be a straight man.

Bai Yunjian looked up to the side of the podium, and Huang Heyuan happened to look back at him.The eyes of the two met through the gap between people.

The eyes of the two straight men were divided, Bai Yunjian lowered his head, dragged two books, and built a high wall of books, so high that only his head could be seen.

Huang Heyuan turned his face away suddenly, the electric fan above the classroom whistled and spun, the wind blew onto his face, his head was like a humming kettle, his thoughts rose like water vapor, and stirred into a ball in the fan.

He did a stupid thing, counting thousands of high school students who didn't count gossip.Giving things to Bai Yunjian in the classroom is tantamount to giving melons to gossips. Now even if Runtu comes, it can't save the indescribable atmosphere in the classroom.

Huang Heyuan was digging his toes, his scalp was numb, and suddenly he didn't want to go to school anymore, so he stood up and walked towards the door, bumping into the math teacher.

Xing Zhanhong held a stack of math test papers, raised his bald head and looked at Huang Heyuan, "Oh? Why are you going? The exam is coming."

Huang Heyuan: "...Didn't you just pass the exam?"

"I have to take the test today, hey, sit back, the Yellow River is far away, and show your true strength."

The first night of self-study after returning from vacation is to take the math test, which is a traditional art skill in No. [-] Middle School. Although the math test was late, the students wailed for a few seconds, cleaned up the desks as usual, and passed the test papers from front to back in an orderly manner.

No one talks anymore, Runtu can't cure Yin, but mathematics can.

Looking at the entire math test paper, the difficulty is much lower than that of the entrance exam.The start-of-term exams are a sham, and the regular exams are more like placebos, one stick and one date, as if using students as donkey training.

Normally, Huang He was far too lazy to spend time doing this kind of paper, but now he urgently needed to divert his attention, lay down on the table, and began to write half-deadly.

Halfway through the exam time, Huang Heyuan gradually became anxious to urinate, and his half-dead speed suddenly increased as if he stepped on the accelerator. The ugly characters were like earthworms multiplying rapidly on the paper. After twisting for a few minutes, he stopped writing.

gameover.Huang Heyuan said something in his heart.

The breeze rolled up the colorless gunpowder smoke on his body, he stood up imposingly, grabbed the paper and threw it to the podium.

Xing Zhanhong raised his head to look at him, and Huang Heyuan was also staring at him, holding the pen in the air with his right hand, and changing the cap back with his left hand at a slow and solemn speed.Like a swordsman inserting a bloody long sword back into its scabbard on a silent battlefield.

Xing Zhanhong: "..." Ah, Yan Hui is right, the new classmates are really weird!

If Xing Zhanhong has read all kinds of anime, he will be able to understand the bleakness on Huang Heyuan's face that belongs only to top swordsmen - what he covered is not a pen cap, but loneliness.

"I've been taking care of you all this time. I'm a homeless person. I want to be homeless again. Goodbye." After Huang Heyuan finished speaking, he walked out with his pockets in his pockets. (Note: "Rurouni Kenshin")

Xing Zhanhong was stunned when he heard this, and turned his bald head, "Hey, where are you going?" If it was another classmate, he would definitely not ask more questions, but Huang Heyuan is a famous drop-out performance artist. I'm really afraid that after the exam, this ancestor will run away and disappear.

Huang Heyuan tilted his head and said bleakly, "Toilet, do you have a problem?"

"Oh..." Xing Zhanhong frowned and shook his hands, "Go, go, don't run around."

Huang He took a step forward, Xing Zhanhong yelled again, "Wait."

The pretentious artistic conception was continuously destroyed, Huang Heyuan frowned, and pouted, "What are you doing?!"

"...You didn't write your name, come back and make it up."

"……Oh."

With the joyful laughter of the whole class, Huang Heyuan turned around and wrote his name, and walked coolly to the toilet.

The experimental class of the second year of high school is in the Yulan Building. There are many abandoned classrooms in the old teaching building.The toilet is at the end of the "Hui" character corridor. During the period, you have to pass through several dark classrooms and dripping boiling water rooms.In a horror movie, the sound of dripping water is not good, dripping either blood or monster's saliva.

He was the only one in the empty corridor at this time.He looks so handsome and fresh, it's hard to guarantee that no old pervert in the abandoned classroom will take a fancy to him.

In addition, when he hid under the bed just now, Gu Haiyu said that there was a ghost lying on him, if he went to the bathroom alone, wouldn't he be giving the ghost an opportunity?

It is better to believe in what is there than to believe in what is not.The autumn wind passed through the corridor, and the back of the Yellow River felt cold.In fact, he is not in a hurry, he can hold back urine or something!

Huang Heyuan hurried back to the classroom, sat on the bench coolly, took out a comic from his bag, and read it nervously.

Comics couldn't relieve the pressure of urgency, until the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Huang Heyuan stood up, ready to go to the bathroom with others.

Unexpectedly, this was the end of the third period of late self-study. The students handed in the papers, packed up their things, and went back to the dormitory in small groups.

Huang Heyuan sat in his seat, entangled.He didn't want to hold his urine and walk, and he didn't dare to go back to the dormitory alone.Or, find someone to accompany him to the bathroom?

Huang Heyuan turned his head and turned pale with shock—there was actually no one in the class, except for a few girls, there were only three boys left. Tired and among the white clouds sitting by the window arranging desks.

After thinking about it, Xu Buti is better, he looks like a straight man full of yang.

Huang Heyuan was about to get up, Xu Buyi closed the last window, let out a strange cry, and rushed out the door doing the horse riding action in "Jiangnan style".

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Forget it, although Lei Jinlong looks eccentric and seems to be scared to pee by ghosts, but compared to Bai Yunjian's sinister little boy, he is still more reliable.

"Hey, Lei Jinlong," Huang Heyuan raised his chin, "Going to the bathroom?"

Why did you ask him to go to the toilet?Lei Jinlong was full of vigilance. He felt that a school bully like Huang Heyuan was uneasy and kind, and might plan to take him to the toilet and force him to drink urinal water by pressing his head.

"No. I just went there." Lei Jinlong hastily carried the test papers to the office.

Huang Heyuan: "..." Fuck.

There is only Baiyun Jian left in the classroom.

Huang Heyuan gritted his teeth, put on his small schoolbag, and planned to go back to the dormitory to go to the toilet.

"The Yellow River is far away." A clean voice from Bai Yunjian sounded behind him, "Wait a minute."

Huang Heyuan tensed his bladder, turned around, "Huh?"

Bai Yunjian took a few steps, and handed over a thin card between his index and middle fingers, "Take it back, I don't need it."

"Hmph, I knew it. You have to take it, there is no room for you to refuse."

"...How much money is in it?" Bai Yunjian asked.

"888."

It turns out that someone will really charge so much money in the barber shop.Bai Yunjian didn't quite understand, so he put the card on Huang Heyuan's table, "I don't want this kind of card, if you want to give it away, it's a supermarket discount card, don't charge it."

Huang Heyuan: "..." Inexplicably, he felt the aura of thrift and family management from him.

Bai Yunjian returned the card, not wanting to walk past Huang Heyuan, turned around and went to the back door.

"Wait a minute!" Huang Heyuan suddenly stopped him.

"...What's the matter?" Bai Yunjian turned his head, feeling a little annoyed.

"Then what..." Huang Heyuan lowered his voice and said awkwardly, "Can you accompany me to the bathroom?"

Bai Yunjian froze, "...why?"

"Fuck," Huang Heyuan jumped fiercely, "I'm afraid, if I accompany you for a word, I'm about to suffocate to death!"

Three minutes later, Bai Yunjian accompanied Huang Heyuan to the bathroom.

"Go, I'll wait for you outside." Bai Yunjian said leaning against the railing of the corridor.

Looking at the quiet and dark toilet from a distance, Huang He hesitated, "Aren't you going in?"

Bai Yunjian repeated the old saying, and said helplessly, "Don't you find it weird that we go to the bathroom together?"

"However," Huang Heyuan asked the question rigorously, "We are both men, and I am straight. Why can't you come in? Are you gay?"

Bai Yunjian: "...I am a straight man."

"...Then don't you usually go to the bathroom with men?"

This logic is impeccable, Bai Yunjian was persuaded, and accompanied Huang Heyuan into the toilet.

Bai Yunjian stood in front of the first urinal. It was the first time he accompanied a boy to the bathroom in 17 years, and he had mixed feelings.

Huang Heyuan walked to the last urinal and unzipped his trousers.

Bai Yunjian turned his head away, hoping that he would be temporarily deaf for a minute.

After more than ten seconds, there was still no sound of water, and Huang Heyuan's voice echoed in the empty toilet, "I can't pee, I'm a little nervous. Hey, can you whistle for me?"

Bai Yunjian: "..." If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of letting me go to the bathroom with Huang Heyuan.

"I'll go out and wait for you."

"nonononono," Huang Heyuan refused repeatedly, "you are right here, don't leave me behind."

Huang Heyuan zipped up and got into the compartment.

The first sentence after closing the door was, "Baiyun Jian, are you still there?"

"……exist."

Huang Heyuan unzipped the zipper, "Baiyunjian, are you still there?"

"..."

"Hello! Between the clouds...?!"

Bai Yunjian took a deep breath and said louder than usual, "I'm here!"

After a few seconds, the sound of pattering water was finally heard among the clouds, which was intermittent and quite persistent.Bai Yunjian usually doesn't feel like going to the bathroom with other people, but now Huang Heyuan is the only one in the bathroom, turning his head and covering his ears in embarrassment.

The sound of water stopped, Huang Heyuan zipped up, but still did not come out, "Baiyunjian...?"

Bai Yunjian put down his hands covering his ears, shook his head, "I'm here, come out."

Huang Heyuan poked his head out vigilantly, confirmed that Bai Yunjian was normal, and hurriedly pulled Bai Yunjian's arm and walked out, "Go, go, this broken toilet scares people to death at night!"

Bai Yunjian stared at Huang Heyuan and pulled his hand, feeling uncomfortable: "...wash your hands."

In horror movies, the faucet is also very dangerous. Either the water cannot be turned off, or the water that flows out is blood, and sometimes a ball of hair flows out.

"I dare not wash..." Huang Heyuan retracted his hands into his pockets.

Bai Yunjian lost his temper completely, "Okay. I'm afraid that ghosts will find Gu Haiyu, so don't call me next time."

Huang Heyuan roared in his heart, it is Gu Haiyu who is the troublemaker! ! !