Unpretentious campus essay

Throughout Sunday, Huang Heyuan's thoughts danced repeatedly.

Jumping to the left, he suspected that C Sauce regarded him as a perverted stalker, and was too scared to broadcast live.Jumping to the right, I don’t think it’s enough. He just sent a bunch of sunflowers. He didn’t send underwear or a threat letter. Maybe C-chan was really tired from work and was too lazy to broadcast.

Huang Heyuan was a little flustered, and fell into a situation where he could only rely on doing homework to calm down.Doing homework is an amazing thing, it requires less thinking, but it attracts attention and does not overthink it.

In the afternoon, Huang Heyuan reverted to his old ways and, as always, did not go to school.Lao Huang had been prepared for a long time, and he treated his son as coldly as an autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves.After a farce of "Father's kindness and son's filial piety", Huang Heyuan was kicked out of the house, and was precisely caught by Gu Haiyu who was waiting at the door.

"Huang Zhenhua, I haven't eaten dinner yet!" Huang Heyuan jumped while pulling his schoolbag.

"Go to school to eat!"

"Nani, won't you send me off???"

"How grown up, take the bus with Gu Haiyu!" After finishing speaking, Huang Zhenhua slammed the door shut.

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"Pfft ha ha..." Gu Haiyu held a black umbrella and walked towards the bus station with Huang Heyuan in his arms.

Huang Heyuan shook his shoulders, "Don't hang on to me, I'm dying."

"It's comfortable to hang."

"I'm not feeling well, go away."

Gu Haiyu was still hanging on, Huang Heyuan stepped on his shoe mercilessly.Most boys regard shoes as their wives, and Gu Haiyu is no exception. He puts up his middle finger and stays away from the Yellow River.

Huang Heyuan opened an automatic umbrella with "Niangkou Sansan" printed on it and walked forward. (Note: Niangkou Sansan is the cat in Natsume’s friend account)

While waiting for the bus, Gu Haiyu sighed, "Except for Chinese homework, I didn't do any other homework."

"Then what are you doing back with your schoolbag?"

"Picture peace of mind."

"...except Chinese, I did everything else." Huang Heyuan said.

Gu Haiyu's tone rose, "Then we happen to have yin and yang complement each other, so why not copy?"

"Fuck off, who is yin and yang with you." Huang Heyuan disliked it, "Besides, I am at a disadvantage. If you copy my mathematics, physics and chemistry, I will copy you. It is not worthwhile."

"Then how about I help you tell your fortune for free?"

Huang Heyuan is a successor of socialism who advocates science and has never practiced feudal superstition, but he has a strong desire to explore everything, so he nodded, and it was considered a deal.

"Palm reading. Left hand."

Huang Heyuan stretched out his left hand, Gu Haiyu held his fingers, Huang Heyuan suddenly retracted his hand.

Gu Haiyu: "...?"

Huang Heyuan: "Don't touch my hand."

"Huang Sang, ask yourself, are you gay?"

"...I'm not! You're gay!"

Gu Haiyu smiled, "I'm gay."

His attitude was taken for granted, Huang Heyuan only took him as a joke, and stretched out his hand, "I just don't like to shake hands with others, they are all bacteria. Just look at it like that."

Gu Haiyu gave Huang Heyuan a meaningful look, then looked down at his palmistry.

The pampered nerd's hands, the palms are soft and pink, without calluses, judging from the lines...

Gu Hai rubbed his chin, he didn't speak for a long time, the playful expression on his face gradually faded, and became serious.Huang Heyuan's mood was affected by him, and he was a little nervous, "Don't forget it if you can't see it, at least say something nice. Don't say scary things like a magic stick on TV."

Gu Haiyu raised his head and laughed, and said ambiguously: "You have a protagonist's life."

Huang Heyuan said as a matter of course, "Nonsense, do you think I'm an ordinary fool?

Just at this time, a green bus dragged a trail of dust from a distance, Gu Haiyu patted Huang Heyuan on the shoulder, "Actually, there is nothing wrong with being an ordinary Fanyu." If he could choose, he would choose In an ordinary family, he didn't have an innate desire for tyranny. He was an ordinary and stupid person until he died of old age.Unfortunately, there is no choice.

Not many people in the Jingshui Villa area take the bus, and it is close to the departure station, so there are relatively few people in the bus. The two found a seat and sat down. Gu Haiyu dug out the Chinese homework from his schoolbag, "Huang Sang, I'll change with you."

Huang Heyuan: "...what do you want?"

"Math."

The two changed their homework and wrote with their knee pads on their homework. The bus was jolting and trembling. It was fine for Gu Haiyu to only write numbers, but Huang Heyuan's handwriting looked as if it had been dried by an Italian gun, it was ugly and torn to pieces.

"No more copying." Huang Heyuan put the cap on his pen, "This word is too ugly."

Gu Haiyu was amazed: "You are already like this, I didn't expect you to be burdened."

Of course, there are burdens. The usual characters are not called ugly, but the character of the Yellow River, but the characters just now can only be called the sick man of East Asia, so don’t write them.Huang Heyuan snorted, not wanting to explain to Gu Haiyu, so he plugged in the earphones and listened to the song.

More and more people got on the bus, Huang Heyuan gave up his seat to an old man, and stood aside, Gu Haiyu was still writing hard, and the progress was impressive, he had already copied physics.Three stops away from the school, Huang Heyuan saw a familiar person outside the window, strictly speaking, it was a familiar umbrella.

The sky blue umbrella covered his upper body, Huang Heyuan could only see his hanging hand.A black watch, a white hand, and a supermarket shopping bag. There are not many things in it, and the biggest item is facial tissue.

Huang Heyuan: "..." This seems to be between white clouds.

The bus door slammed open, two people went down, seven people came up, the sound of coins and code scanning was mixed, the driver yelled: "Stand back, don't squeeze in front!!!"

The space of a bus is like water in a sponge, there will always be crowding, but a crowded sponge is not pleasant.Huang Heyuan was so crowded that he groaned, he just wanted to flash home like the Flash, and stay in his room until he died.Ah, the outside world is really scary.

"Huang Sang." Gu Haiyu zipped up his schoolbag and slanted his back, "You sit here with me."

Huang Heyuan: "I don't need you to give up my seat."

Gu Haiyu got up, and forced Huang Heyuan to sit on the seat, "Don't make trouble, it doesn't count for you to tell your fortune just now, and you will be paid for copying your homework."

Huang Heyuan thought about it for the same reason, and was a little moved, but on the surface he refused to thank him properly, "Filial piety, I will give you a promotion."

"Thank you, Lord Long En..." Gu Haiyu coaxed subconsciously, and suddenly realized, "What about filial piety, don't give yourself a seniority, being an emperor is almost enough."

The bus door was closed, Gu Haiyu glanced at it casually, and said, "Happy going to school, Mr. Bai~"

"Happy school, Gu Daxian." Bai Yunjian pushed his glasses, pretending he didn't see Huang Heyuan, and lowered his head to tidy up his umbrella.

"It's rare to see you on the bus."

"It's raining, it's inconvenient to ride a bicycle," Bai Yunjian said.

Huang Heyuan sat awkwardly in his seat.

Bai Yunjian was standing right in front of him, acting like he didn't see him!They also added WeChat friends yesterday, did they pretend not to know each other when they met on the road today?What's the point!

"Hello." Huang Heyuan raised his head and spoke dissatisfiedly, "Didn't you see me?"

"..." Bai Yunjian paused, "I see."

"You are already called Gu Haiyu, why don't you call me?"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

The bus bound for the school, on every back-to-school day, mostly students take the bus.As soon as Huang Heyuan opened his mouth, most of the voices in the bus fell silent, and a few beams of eyes focused secretly on the two of them.

Huang Heyuan, a famous figure in No. [-] Middle School, just came to the school for three days, and the post with his photo became popular, and it is still at the top. There are different opinions about him, but the common thing is that he is not easy to mess with.

As for Bai Yunjian, not many knew what he was like, but with this name, he was already famous in No. [-] Middle School.

In some people's eyes, the scene where Huang Heyuan questioned Bai Yunjian was the school bully bullying the honest little sheep.

But in some people's eyes, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My CP is real!"

Originally, Bai Yunjian had figured it out before, since Huang He would not drop out of school in the near future, so when getting along with him, just be natural.No matter what the curse of "the Yellow River is far above the white clouds", as long as the atmosphere between them is natural enough and they get along like ordinary friends, there will be nothing strange in their hearts.Although it was discovered yesterday that Huang Heyuan may be a "sunflower in the world", it is not a big problem, and there is no evidence yet, so we can still get along naturally.

"Sorry, I'll make it up. Happy going to school." Bai Yunjian said.

Gu Haiyu didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, "You forgot to call him by name, Huang Diao."

Huang Heyuan: "???"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Gu Haiyu: "Hey, look. My Daxian, your boss, he hung up. Fate, we can form a combination, called bigboy."

Huang Heyuan: "-s."

"What?" Gu Haiyu asked.

"It's bigboys! Plural, think of other TFboys, no," Huang Heyuan pouted, "Climb farther for me. Who wants to make such a combination."

"The station ahead... Qunxian No. [-] Middle School..." The bus voice broadcast.

Huang Heyuan couldn't sit still for a moment, and stood up with his schoolbag on his shoulders. At this time, the driver suddenly braked suddenly at the traffic lights ahead.

Everyone in the car was rushing forward. In the chaos, Huang Heyuan smelled the clear scent of mint. He subconsciously raised his hand and hugged his slender waist.

Fuck, it's the taste of Baiyunjian and the waist of Baiyunjian.

Huang Heyuan pressed against his shoulder and pushed back, but the force of inertia was so strong that they both fell onto the iron rod together, and there was a sharp pain in the balls.

Huang Heyuan looked down, and Bai Yunjian's thigh was pressing on his crotch.

"Ah, shit." Huang Heyuan burst into tears, "Bai Yunjian...my egg seems to be cracked."