Unpretentious campus essay

What Huang Zhenhua was most worried about before was that his son would grow up to be an otaku who would stay at home and raise a cat, hoping that the cat would turn into a beautiful girl to repay her kindness.But now it seems that his worry is unnecessary, his son is still interested in girls in reality.

"I don't have a puppy love!"

"Okay, okay, you're not in love."

"Huang Zhenhua..." Huang Heyuan said in a muffled voice, "Why do your chest muscles... keep moving."

Huang Zhenhua said in a deep voice, "Because Dad's muscles move."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"It can also help you wipe away your tears." Huang Zhenhua slowly raised his right pectoralis major.

"Hey!" Huang Heyuan disliked it, got into the car, and wiped his nose with a tissue.Looking out of the window with swollen eyes, Huang Zhenhua didn't know what he was chatting with Yan Hui, and nodded from time to time, like the most supportive student in the class.However, Huang Heyuan didn't know how sincere he was. Dad was always good at playing tricks on the occasion, and he said polite words one after another, which sounded very hypocritical.

There was a familiar and reassuring smell in the car, Huang Heyuan leaned against the seat, closed his eyes, and fell asleep all the way.Until he was woken up by Huang Zhenhua in the garage, and when he opened his eyes, he saw his father's eager gossip face. "Son, tell Dad, what makes you not believe in love?"

Huang Heyuan rubbed his eyes, stared at the wiper, as if he was about to escape into the empty door, "Dad, I told you, you are not allowed to laugh at me."

"Promise not to laugh, resolutely not to laugh."

"That female anchor, do you remember?"

"Huh?" Huang Zhenhua didn't understand why the topic returned to the female anchor, "The one who made you sweep the floor for love?"

"En." Huang Heyuan nodded in pain, two lines of tears flowed down unknowingly, choked up and said: "He, he is, the man..."

"..." Huang Zhenhua's mouth twitched.

"Besides, he was in the class, and I didn't find out until he was in front of my eyes for almost a month!"

"Pfft—" Huang Zhenhua couldn't hold back.

Huang Heyuan suddenly turned his head to stare at him, growling: "Did you just laugh?!"

"No!" Huang Zhenhua forcibly suppressed a smile, wrinkled his face, but finally failed, and laughed, "Hahaha, this young man doesn't talk about masculinity, you are careless!"

"Huang Zhenhua, what are you laughing at!" Huang Heyuan frowned, raised his hand and twisted the handlebar, "I'm not with you! I want to get off the car! Uwah T﹏T"

"Don't cry," Huang Zhenhua smiled and raised his hand, scratching Huang Heyuan's armpit, "rua rua rua..."

"Don't rua me! Hahaha..." Huang Heyuan was ticklish, and was twisted and twisted by Huang Zhenhua's ruthless iron hand, "Huang Zhenhua!!!"

"Okay, okay, tell me in detail how you found out."

Sucking his nose, Huang Heyuan explained in detail how Bai Yunjian added him on WeChat, and how he deduced the truth through Bai Yunjian's various strange behaviors.

"Huh? He's going to pay you back, why don't you want it?"

"It's not about money. Why do you all think it's about money?" Huang Heyuan scratched his hair irritably, "It's about feelings."

Huang Zhenhua: "...Huh?"

Huang Heyuan didn't speak.After thinking about logic for a long time, he finally understood why he was so sad.

"...He is very kind to me." Huang Heyuan turned his head away, "I have a cold, and he bought me medicine. Last time I went to No. [-] Middle School, a very fierce uncle chased me to steal money, and he suddenly He showed up on a bicycle and rescued me. He even accompanied me to the toilet. Also, I told you, there was a classmate with me who was brave enough to catch the drug-addicted aunt, and that was him."

"It's my own order to enter his live room, and I watched it stupidly. He didn't intentionally lie to me, and even thought about returning my money. It made me a fire, and he couldn't get it."

"I don't think it's C-chan or him who should do such immoral things for money. But, he just happens to be such a person."

"I'm disillusioned." Huang Heyuan clutched his heart, "Not only does he not talk about masculinity, he has completely lost his morals and deceived [-] fans."

"Son, what's the name of your classmate?"

"..."

The three words Bai Yunjian twirled on the tip of his tongue, but he couldn't say it after all, "I won't tell you, and you don't know him."

"Okay, so how do you want to solve it?"

Huang Heyuan frowned and thought for a while, "I won't go to school anymore."

"……why?"

"Don't want to see him."

"Son, I think that a clean break is not the best solution. I heard that your classmate has a good heart and a good relationship with you. It is indeed wrong for women to deceive fans, but it is not an irreparable big mistake. You tell him Be clear, don't hide at home to escape."

"There's nothing to talk about. I don't care, you can help me transfer to No. [-] Middle School."

"Hey, it's easy to say. You can turn around as you say."

"Then I won't go to school!" Huang Heyuan angrily opened the car door, went upstairs and went to the toilet to wash his face.

The cold water comforted the swollen eyelids a lot, Huang Heyuan looked at himself in the mirror.The broken hair was slightly wet, and the water droplets slid down the skin, sliding to the chin, and a little blue stubble could be seen.

I have a beard!

Although it was only a little bit, Huang Heyuan's mood gradually improved, took the old man's shaving cream, and solemnly wiped it on his face.

"Son," Huang Zhenhua walked in with his hands behind his back, "Shave?"

"Isn't that obvious?" Huang Heyuan raised the corners of his mouth and blew snow-white foam, "I'll be a man from now on!"

"I'll give you a gift." Huang Zhenhua conjured a box of razors from behind his back as if offering a treasure, "Qiang Qiang, look, an electric razor!"

"Hey, this is ugly."

"Then do you want it?! I don't want to use it myself."

"I want!"

Huang Heyuan looked in the mirror, raised his chin, and shaved with a razor in an unskilled manner, while his father stared at him, "Be careful, don't cut your skin."

"Will not."

"You've lost weight." Huang Zhenhua felt a little distressed. It was undeniable that his son used to look radiant, but after studying for a month, he was quite haggard.

"Can you not lose weight?" Huang Heyuan muttered in a low voice, "I can't eat well, sleep well, stretch well, and my heart is still broken."

When Huang Heyuan was shaving, he suddenly realized that Bai Yunjian had no leg hair.How did he shave it? Did he apply foam first and then scrape slowly with a knife?

While washing his face, Huang Heyuan thought again that Bai Yunjian didn't seem to have a beard either.As long as he grows a few beards during the live broadcast, he won't be deceived so badly.

After wiping off the drops of water on his face, Huang Zhenhua came over and scratched Huang Heyuan's chin, "Oh, son, go and talk to your mother and tell her that you have grown a beard."

Huang Heyuan: "..." But mother won't hear it.After a pause, he finally said nothing, and followed Huang Zhenhua to the photo wall.

Huang Heyuan is handsome, thanks to his mother's genes, she is cute and smart, and her smile is very sweet in every photo.

"Mom," Huang Heyuan held his face, a little embarrassed, "I've grown a beard."

His mother laughed happily, and Huang Zhenhua also laughed a few times. Standing in front of the photo, he vividly told his mother about the embarrassment he had spent a year for the host who disguised himself as a woman.

"Oh, our son has to drop out of school again because of this."

Huang Heyuan pursed his lips, "It's not that I won't go to school anymore, I'll go to No. [-] Middle School."

"Alright." Huang Zhenhua actually nodded, "If you stay for a few more days, if you really can't get along with that classmate, after the National Day, I will drop you out of school."

"Really!" Huang Heyuan jumped up, "Huang Zhenhua, are you so nice?!"

"It's not that I don't go to school anymore, I just change schools."

Huang Heyuan was so excited that he jumped up and down on the bed, suddenly feeling a little bit reluctant.From now on, I won't see Gu Haiyu, Yu Fei, Lei Jinlong, Xu Buti, and Yan Hui.The pretty girl dress-up stickers he collected from Chen Sike almost made up two sets.

There is also Bai Yunjian... Thinking of him, Huang Heyuan arched into the bed and kicked his legs in a state of distraught.