Dog roll classmate, please give my surname

It was not beyond Lin Xia's expectation at all, Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo did not show any objection.

After all, one persuaded her to "enjoy the joy of being a child", and the other should have expected it.

Kunikida Doppo's objection was not beyond her imagination.

however……

The boy who hugged her stammered, "Mu, Mu Yuhua!"

So much so that she was carried into the car, Xiao Linxia came back to her senses, and was so shocked that she had to ask questions.

"Didn't you just reach a consensus to spoil me!"

She thought that with Ranpo-san around, and Dazai would tell her like that, she could truly enjoy the privileges of being a child.

But in fact there is no such thing is there! ! !

"If not, why didn't you say it earlier!" Xiao Linxia hugged the pillow tightly, trying to commit suicide with the pillow, "If you said it a second earlier, I wouldn't have said such a thing!"

What a shame, help!

The dog Curly Thorn also pulled the zipper vigorously, the corners of his eyes turned red, Qiqi Ai said: "Muyuhua."

He never expected that the progress would suddenly be so fast.

Lifting her head from the pillow, Her Highness Miko was extremely serious.

"That's not fast."

She described it rigorously by saying that she didn't know whether to use superficial or rich "knowledge background".

"Whether it's among youkai or among humans, it should be a very common thing."

"Although I don't have many opportunities to learn about other people's private lives."

"But if it wasn't for Kuro Sakuragawa's resolute refusal, that guy Iwanaga would have brought him back to the Iwanaga Mansion long ago."

"Besides, there is Dazai."

"When I met him, he was only 15 years old. It can't be said that he often brings different girls home...in fact, it should be said that he often goes home with different girls."

The car immediately slid an enchanting curve on the flat road.

As the person in control of the steering wheel, Kunikida Doppo's forehead had bulging veins.

He shouted angrily: "Dazai, what have you taught her!"

I knew that it was impossible for Lin Xia to casually say something that was not in line with human rules.

Sure enough, this bandage waste device is a good idea!

"How can this be my fault, I never taught her this."

Osamu Dazai leaned against the car window aggrievedly, pretending to be weak.

"At most I taught her how to pick locks."

... Is unlocking a good thing? !

If it wasn't for driving now, Kunikida Doppo would have liked to tie this guy to the roof of the car.

Dazai ruled him, and he was not fit to sit in a car.

Seeing Kunikida Doppo gritted his teeth and resisted the urge to stop and hit someone, Gou Juju had no choice but to take out his phone and start typing.

[Rin Xia knew him a long time ago? ]

Seeing this line of words, Xiao Linxia shook her feet, snapped her fingers and replied: "From nine years old to now, we have known each other for almost seven years."

Although there was a break of more than four years, Dazai is still Dazai after all.

It just changed from dating the young ladies to inviting them to die in love.

"Speaking of which, no one has guessed that one, has it?"

She suddenly thought of something and slapped the pillow.

"Even if there are a lot of newcomers here, no one should be able to guess right!"

"Indeed not." Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "After all, it is one of the seven unsolved mysteries of the detective agency."

It's easier not to be guessed.

Xiao Linxia tilted her head and looked at the dog Juanji: "Mr. Ji, do you want to come and try?"

"Kelp?" Try what?

"The regular program of the detective agency-guess everyone's last job!"

Her Majesty the Priestess stretched out her arm, pointed at Osamu Dazai who was sitting in the passenger seat, and said excitedly: "The others are easy to guess, only this guy's has never been successfully guessed!"

"Try Mr. Thorn?"

"My last job was similar to him." Xiao Linxia whispered, "If it wasn't for that job, I wouldn't have known this bastard."

Hearing this, the dog curly spine raised his eyelashes.

He looked at Xiao Linxia beside him, and then at Osamu Dazai sitting in front of him.

It was a job that brought these two people together.

Maybe there is no money yet?

Otherwise, Dazai Osamu would not often go home with different opposite sexes.

Not right... Judging from Kunikida Doppo's meaning, it is obviously a representative of "private life chaos".

Coupled with the previous "billion yen", Rinka also said "this is the skill that Dazai used to survive".

What kind of work can satisfy these points at the same time?

The dog curly thorn pursed his lips, his eyebrows were almost tied into an inextricable knot.

I always feel that this is a very indescribable profession.

"Salmon?" He typed a few words, not having much confidence in his answer.

He showed Lin Xia the answer displayed on the screen of the mobile phone, and saw that she laughed and almost slid off the seat.

The girl rubbed her cheeks that were sore from laughing, and asked after a moment of relief: "Who is this who guesses that Dazai used to be a male publicist?"

"The third one." Kunikida Doppo remembered very clearly, "Before him, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters guessed like this."

Nodding, Xiao Linxia patted Gou Juanji's hand twice, "It doesn't matter, in my opinion, male PR is not much different from the correct answer."

[Then what is the correct answer? ] Gou Juanji typed another line.

Looking at the increasingly familiar scenery outside the window, the girl stretched out a finger to cover her lips.

She made a quick wink, and her curved lips could not hide the sharp corners of her canine teeth.

"Hush." ​​Xiao Linxia's face was filled with the joy of a successful prank, "I will tell you when Kunikida is not around."

Seeing another cross on Kunikida Doppo's forehead, Goujuji replied with a sullen smile: "Pickled fish roe."

The car gradually drove into downtown Yokohama, but a phone rang suddenly inside the car.

The bell rang briefly and then disappeared.

Then came the firm voice of the strange girl.

【"Yasha Baixue, defeat my enemy!"】

"Go back to the detective agency first, and send Mr. Ranpo back." Osamu Dazai said calmly.

Edogawa Ranpo followed closely behind, "Remember to talk to Dr. Yosano."

"Okay, Mr. Ranpo."

The two of them solved the problem of personnel arrangement in a few words.

Xiao Linxia, ​​who was not counted among them, immediately asked, "A newcomer?"

"Not yet considered a member."

Kunikida stepped on the accelerator alone, and drove towards the detective agency at the speed limit.

"Her powers are only controlled by the sound coming from her phone, so we added a 'signal when you get a call' setting."

While speaking, the car galloped downstairs to the detective agency.

After Dazai Osamu and Edogawa walked upstairs, not long after, a short-haired female doctor took a blond young man into the car.

It was with Akiko Yosano and Kenji Miyazawa.

Seeing the two people in the back seat, Akiko Xieye raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Rin Xia, welcome back. Are you going to take him with you?"

"I can't leave him alone in the detective agency, can I?"

Seeing that the car door on the other side was also opened, Lin Xia simply sat on the dog's lap.

"Furthermore, after you settle the matter of the newcomer, I want to go shopping with him."

After several people sat down in the back seat, Kunikida Doppo followed the instructions set in advance and drove directly to the place where the letter was sent.

The outside of the place where the letter was sent had long been surrounded by black cars, making it difficult for people to see what was happening inside.

Kunikida Doppo and Miyazawa Kenji ran out first.

Just as Miyazawa Kenji shouted "Please lower your head" and picked up the outer car and threw it into the encirclement, Xiao Linxia took the hand of the dog, and tugged Yosano Akiko twice.

"What is the background of this newcomer?"

She casually glanced at the uniform black cars, and asked a question that made the dog stunned.

"Are we poaching from the Port Mafia again?"

These cars and the men in black suits with guns clearly identified them.

Members of the port mafia who can use so many people... At least they must be at the level of the cadres directly under their subordinates.

Obviously, this probationary member is highly valued by a certain cadre.

"It was the girl who assassinated 35 people in a row within six months."

Yosano Akiko is holding a hatchet and is always ready to fight.

The three of them could only vaguely hear part of the conversation in the center of the encirclement.

Lin Xia guessed that it was probably a quarrel.

Before Akiko Yosano could bear it any longer, two strangers who appeared unexpectedly interrupted the dispute inside the encirclement.

They speak time or have words like "combination" come out.

Yosano Akiko's eyes were frozen, and she was ready to rush over directly: "Rin Xia!"

"Wait." Xiao Linxia immediately pulled her back, "Although I don't know where [Combination] came from, but..."

"Don't expose it."

As she said that, she let go of Goujuanzhi's hand, and said to him: "Mr. Thorn doesn't belong to the detective agency, and you don't need to get involved. You can leave first, and I will find you."

"As for the safety issue, Xie Ye is here, don't worry."

As soon as the words fell, the girl jumped up the tree like the most nimble bird.

There is a faint trace of moonlight in the crown of the tree.

That was Lin Xia's bow.

Even if he is at a loss about the current situation, it is absolutely impossible for the dog curly spine to be obedient and walk away.

But it's not that he doesn't understand Lin Xia's meaning.

She just didn't want to get involved in this dispute.

The boy pursed his lips and found another tree, determined to wait for the opportunity.

He doesn't know anything else, at least it can be confirmed that the visitor is not good.

One of the youths had short blond hair and spoke loudly with an American accent.

He only heard him remind loudly: "It's very dangerous there."

The silver-haired boy in the center of the encirclement seemed to sense something, and suddenly raised his head to look at the sky.

He was very nervous and shouted, "Mr. Kunikida!"

However, faster than him was a moon-white light from the tree beside him.

The light collided with the air mass falling from the sky.

The bursting wind and waves blew the people standing on the ground upside down.

The four people wrapped in the air mass no longer had the momentum they had before, and landed one after another.

The small parasol in the hand of the woman in the light green dress even broke a big hole.

She threw down the umbrella in her hand angrily, and screamed and asked, "Who is shooting arrows!"

"Hide and hide like rats in the gutter!"

Before she finished speaking, another arrow was shot from a distance, directly piercing the brim of her hat.

"it's me."

A little girl no more than four or five years old jumped out of the canopy.

At the same time she answered, she flew up to the flat roof of the corridor.

And the bow aimed at these people.

"who are you?"

Xiao Linxia condensed her bow and arrow again, quietly waiting for their answer.

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I’ve already guessed Osamu Dazai’s last job, rounded up, volume, you are about one entrance test away from officially joining the company_(:з」∠)_

The shrunken Rin Xia is also handsome!

So cute and so cute!

I wish everyone a happy Lantern Festival! ! !Kiss everyone one by one!

感谢在2021-02-2520:39:47~2021-02-2620:15:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the grenade: Qiutong and Adishka 1;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: a sugar cub, An Zui, woo ah woo ah woo, Nai, yeaa 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 74 bottles of woo woo woo woo woo; 5 bottles of Ayuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!