A Piece of Li Song Changting Twilight

After resting for an hour, Zhao Pingzhen sneaked outside the bedroom of the Montessori couple, poked a hole in the window paper, and began to squat in the corner.

Coincidentally, just like what they did just now, Mrs. Meng was also peeling lotus seeds for Meng Kai to eat.

Mrs. Meng peeled the lotus seeds into a bowl, accumulated almost half of the bowl before handing it to Meng Kai, saying: "Husband, eat."

Meng Kai looked at her with a smile: "Thank you Madam."

Zhao Pingzhen frowned as he watched, and thought: It's boring, it's really boring, it's better than Ming Dong stripping it for me to be interesting.These two people peeled lotus seeds in such a manner, how is it different from when the maid in the palace peeled lotus seeds for me?

Zhao Pingzhen looked at it for a while, but didn't see anything that could make him feel better, so he waved his fan unhappy and walked away.

When eating at noon, Zhao Pingzhen kept looking at the Montessori couple with vague eyes, and found that they were no different from others when they were eating.When he was eating with Qin Xiaolou, he would often hug Qin Xiaolou to his lap on a whim and let him feed him, or he would strip Qin Xiaolou naked and put vegetables on him, treating him as a serving dish Utensils, that is a more interesting approach.Zhao Pingzhen thought to himself, maybe because he and Qin Xiaolou were present, the couple did not dare to deviate.

So at night, he took Qin Xiaolou and sneaked to listen to the wall.

Fortunately, the Montessori couple had sex that night.

Zhao Pingzhen and Qin Xiaolou made a hole in the window paper, and each occupied a corner with their buttocks pouted, peeping into the room? .Beforehand, Zhao Pingzhen made an excuse to tell the servants in the Meng Mansion that he would try to find ghosts at this time, and asked everyone to hide in the house and not allow them to come out to affect the ritual, so they were not afraid of being bumped into such shameful things.

Qin Xiaolou blushed a little when he saw halfway, couldn't stand it anymore, turned his back to the wall and waited for Zhao Pingzhen.Zhao Pingzhen stared at their moves without blinking, and listened to the regular gasps and shouts coming from inside. Instead of feeling ashamed, he often frowned because of dissatisfaction.

When the spring event in the room was over, Qin and Zhao walked back side by side, Zhao Pingzhen was still muttering: "They only used one pose from the beginning to the end, which is the most common, and it's too boring."

Qin Xiaolou shrugged, noncommittal.

The next day, Qin and Zhao didn't have dinner with the Mengshi couple with an excuse, and then Zhao Pingzhen sneaked over to see how they ate when no one was around when they were eating; Sleeping position; sneak over to see what they will do in the afternoon; slip away to listen to the wall at night.

Although Zhao Pingzhen is usually careless, if he really pays attention to something, his patience is also excellent.He peeped at the daily life of the couple for seven consecutive days, but couldn't find what he wanted, so when the people from the Meng Mansion came to him to exorcise the ghosts on the seventh day, he said in a spirited voice: "Pindao watched the scene last night and found Today is not suitable for doing things. Ten days, after ten days I will exorcise ghosts for you, and I will drive all ghosts away!"

Ten days later, the servants of the Meng Mansion came to invite people again. Zhao Pingzhen asked them all to gather in the backyard first, and then ran out angrily after half an hour, and pulled out a black cat with green eyes from a pile of firewood. Throwing the cat at the nanny: "Ghost, ghost, the ghost is here, steam and cook as you like!"

The black cat frowned with a meow, scratched at the nurse's chest, slithered up the tree and jumped up the wall to escape.

Zhao Pingzhen threw the banner on the ground, and threw the taoist robe and Qiankun bag on the pile of firewood. Then he frowned and pointed Meng Kai with his finger: "You, come out with me."

Everyone in the Meng family was dumbfounded.

Only then did Qin Xiaolou slowly appear in the backyard. He had already changed into a black-bottomed cedar with crane pattern on his body, silver satin shoes on his feet, and red satin around his waist. It was really luxurious.At first, the Meng family only thought of the nobleness of these two Taoist priests, but now after seeing Qin Xiaolou's equipment, they realized that they are really expensive.

Qin Xiaolou smiled and said to Meng Kai: "General, please leave the mansion for a briefing, General."

Everyone's stupid eyes turned from Qin Xiaolou back to Zhao Pingzhen.General?There are so many generals in Pingcheng, which one is this?

It took Meng Kai a long time to come back to his senses, he didn't know how he offended these two people, and let them squat in his mansion for more than half a month to collect criminal evidence.But he didn't dare to disobey the order, so he had to bite the bullet and follow Zhao Pingzhen out of the mansion.

Zhao Pingzhen's carriage was already waiting outside the mansion, Meng Kai took a look at the equipment of the chariot, and his heart, which had been mostly cold, was completely chilled.

Zhao Pingzhen got into the carriage by himself, turned his head and glared at Meng Kai, who was still dumbfounded, and said in a bad tone: "Come up!" Then he glanced at all the guards waiting for him without anger, and everyone scattered like birds and beasts. .

Zhao Pingzhen leaned on the soft cushion in the carriage, squinting his eyes, as if recalling what he had seen and heard in the past half month.The longer he did not speak, the more desperate Meng Kai became, kneeling in the carriage, his body shaking like chaff.

Zhao Pingzhen finally spoke.He asked Meng Kai: "How long have you been married?"

Meng Kai replied tremblingly, "Three, three, three, three."

Zhao Pingzhen said: "I heard that you love your wife very much, and stay with her all the time except for office work. Is it true?"

Meng Kai said: "It's true."

Zhao Pingzhen suddenly became playful, and said wanly: "Oh, that's right. This king has taken a fancy to your wife and wants to take your love. Are you willing?"

Meng Kai was stunned.

Zhao Pingzhen waited for a while, then shouted impatiently: "Answer."

Now Meng Kai stopped trembling.He bravely raised his head and looked at Zhao Pingzhen. Although there was still uncontrollable fear in his eyes, there was also some firmness in his eyes.He said, "Your Highness, don't joke with Cao Min."

Zhao Pingzhen snorted, and said quite dissatisfiedly: "I'm full, so I came here to make fun of you bastard!" He thought to himself: I'm full!

Meng Kai lowered his head and took a deep breath, and when he raised his head again, his eyes were bloodshot: "Qian'er is my wife who is currently married to Mingmei, Your Highness, the day Caomin married her, he swore to her in front of his ancestors, and he will never leave her for the rest of his life." Don't give up!"

Zhao Pingzhen held his chin in one hand, and played with the fan in the other: "Who wants to listen to your nonsense...you just say it clearly, whether you are willing or not." After a pause, it seemed that he was afraid that Meng Kai would not understand the seriousness of the consequences, and added: "If you are willing to give me your wife, you are now... um? Master? You will take office as the county magistrate tomorrow. If you are not willing, go back and wait for the whole family... to punish the nine clans."

Meng Kai started shaking again.His chest heaved violently, and his eyes were fixed on Zhao Pingzhen's careless face, showing no trace of hatred.Zhao Pingzhen just waited for his answer, and stared at him openly.

After about a quarter of the time of burning incense, Meng Kai suddenly jumped up to pinch Zhao Pingzhen's neck, and shouted: "You bastard, you and I—"

Before he finished yelling, he was interrupted by a woman's scream.

Mrs. Meng rushed out from the mansion, and Zhao Pingzhen kicked Meng Kai out of the car who was about to make trouble, so Mrs. Meng knelt down in front of the carriage and hugged her husband, and shouted to the people in the car with tears in her eyes: "King Rui!" Your Highness, I beg you to raise your hands high. My husband was confused for a while, and we husband and wife are willing to work for His Highness, so I only ask Your Highness to hold your hands high!"

Meng Kai was dumbfounded.

Zhao Pingzhen frowned and asked Qin Xiaolou who came out with a smile: "What's going on? How did you tell her?"

Qin Xiaolou said: "Mingdong just let His Highness see the scene that His Highness wants to see. I told her that Meng Kai trampled to death His Highness's cat when riding into the city, His Highness intends to make Meng Kai pay for his life."

Looking at his crooked eyes, Zhao Pingzhen couldn't help but smile.He said: "No, your rhetoric is really bad. This king seems to be such an unreasonable person?"

Qin Xiaolou raised his eyebrows slightly, smiled without saying a word.

The Montessori couple kneeling outside the carriage were dumbfounded.

Zhao Pingzhen knocked on the door frame with a fan, and said: "It's alright, alright, you really are a husband and wife. The crying woman goes back first, and Meng Kai stays. The king still has something to ask."

Mrs. Meng was still holding her husband and crying non-stop, but was dragged into the mansion by the guards who came up.

Zhao Pingzhen looked at Meng Kai who was stupefied, snorted disdainfully, and leaned over to lift Qin Xiaolou's jaw with the fan handle: "Do you think this king really covets your wife? Look at your wife's beauty." Is there one ten-thousandth of his?"

Meng Kai opened his mouth to refute, was stunned for a moment, then swallowed the words back, shaking his head: "It's not enough."

Zhao Pingzhen said to Qin Xiaolou: "You also go into the mansion first." After all the people around had left, he said: "Just now, this king was just trying to test the affection of your husband and wife."

Meng Kai nodded stupidly, thinking to himself: It turns out that this adult is really full and panicking...

Zhao Pingzhen said: "Your daily life is just like a few days? Is it so boring every day?"

Meng Kai froze for a moment, then nodded.

Zhao Pingzhen said: "You only use one position every time you have intercourse! Seventeen days have intercourse ten times, and the ten times you use the same position!"

Meng Kai's face turned tomato-colored, his mouth turned up and down, he didn't say a word in a daze.

Zhao Pingzhen asked him: "You have been like this for three years, the whole three years? Don't you and your wife feel tired?"

Meng Kai said dumbfoundingly: "This... Caomin... Caomin... Cao..."

Zhao Pingzhen interrupted impatiently: "Tired, but not tired!"

Meng Kai shook his head: "Not tired."

Zhao Pingzhen raised his forehead: "You have never, never been tired of seeing that woman? Three years? Every day? Just live such a boring life?"

Meng Kai boldly asked Zhao Pingzhen: "Has His Highness Prince Rui ever liked anyone?"

Zhao Pingzhen thought for a while, Qin Xiaolou's voice and smile flashed in his mind.He clicked his tongue, continued to think, recalled Meng Jinling's face, and then nodded: "Yeah."

Meng Kai said: "To be honest, grass people sometimes get tired of looking at it. But if you really like someone, you will think about it for a moment after leaving her, and you would rather see each other and hate each other than separate. So..."

Zhao Pingzhen didn't know what he was thinking, and didn't reply for a long time.

After a long time, Zhao Pingzhen said coldly: "Okay, you can go back. Don't mention these days to others, or be careful of your head."

Meng Kai heaved a sigh of relief, the cold sweat on his body had already flowed off, he quickly got up and retreated back to the mansion as if fleeing for his life: "The grass people leave, the grass people leave..."

Zhao Pingzhen and Qin Xiaolou were still thinking about that on the way back together.Originally, he just wanted to see how the infatuated seed in this world lived. If he found it interesting, he could play the role of an infatuated person to relieve his fatigue.But looking around, it turned out to be so boring.

Qin Xiaolou moved his head resting on his lap, hugged his waist and continued to sleep.Zhao Pingzhen stroked his hair indulgently: "You have worked hard these days, let you rest for two days after returning to Pingcheng."

Qin Xiaolou muttered inarticulately: "No need..." Hearing the blurred level of the voice, he was already half asleep and half awake.

Zhao Pingzhen thought to himself: According to what Meng Kai said, isn't he also deeply affectionate towards Qin Xiaolou?Ha, is there really such an infatuated person in this world?

The car ran over a big stone, and the car body shook violently. Zhao Pingzhen supported Qin Xiaolou with his internal force and slowed down the impact for him.The thigh was a little numb from the pressure, but it was okay, and it would not be a problem to bear it until I returned to Pingcheng.

He opened the curtain of the car, looked at the scenery along the way, yawned lazily, and thought: what interesting things should I find to do when I go back...