forced occupation
Chapter 6
Rolling Fat Cat.It's almost oily.
The pretty eyebrows immediately raised: "Where did the cat come from?"
"I picked it up."
Ge Lu propped his chin, and suddenly became interested: "Why, are you so caring?"
"I've always been very caring. If you wandered into the street, maybe I'd pick you up too."
Ge Lu raised his glasses on the bridge of his nose in a pedantic manner: "Homi, I seem to have seen a pair of white wings growing on your back." He laughed so hard that his eyes were almost closed.
"If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb." Huo Mi gave him a stern look.
"By the way, did you give it a name?" scratching the fleshy cat's chin.
Huo Mi showed a handsome smile that made everyone angry: "Concubine Yang!"
Ge Lu weighed its chubby belly and lifted its chin with one finger: "It looks so lucky, why not call it a coin."
Huo Mi shook his head and vetoed it without thinking: "The coin is too ugly, so I'll call it Concubine Yang."
Ge Lu turned the fat cat over and laid it on his back on the table, and rubbed the hair on his stomach venting his anger. "I'm going to call it a coin, eh, a coin."
The coin was too fat, and after being turned over by Ge Lu, he couldn't turn over by his own strength.It took a long time to get up, and just about to escape from Ge Lu, a dangerous demon, he grabbed his fat leg and dragged him back.The coin that could not resist let out a miserable meow, and the cat's claws pulled the table to resist it.Ge Lu became interested, stretched out his long arms, and opened its claws one by one.Turn it over and continue kneading.
Huo Mi took a towel and was about to take a bath, when he caught sight of his behavior out of the corner of his eye, he immediately stopped him: "Hey! Don't abuse my noble concubine like this."
"What abuse?" Ge Lu put his chin on one hand and smiled, looking at the round and pitiful eyes of the coin: "I'm just kidding it!"
Huo Mi went into the bathroom with a change of clothes.Ge Lu looked up at the closed bathroom door.This one was distracted, and the back of his hand was severely scratched by the sharp claws of the coin with a bloodstain.
Ge Lu looked down at the extra scars, then at the coin, and suddenly raised his hand to pick up a nail scissors on the desk, and looked at the coin with a devilish smile...
5, NO.5...
Ever since Ge Lu cut off Coin's nails, the cat's nature seems to have been cut off accordingly.Being obedient is a lot of obedience, and it can even be said that it can't be more obedient.After eating cat biscuits all day long, he lay lazily by the window to bask in the sun. In Ge Lu's words, he looked out of the window with melancholy eyes.
Every time Ge Lu saw it basking leisurely in the sun with half-closed eyes, he would stare at it jealously: "If life is like this, what more can I ask for."
Once when Wu Ming came across such a round thing, he often came to see it.Love like a brother.
Wu Ming lay on the table and stared at the coin lying on the window sill for a while, and said, "Why does its eyes always look so melancholy?"
Chewing gum in his mouth, Ge Lu lazily replied while playing with his phone: "Because the beautiful mouse girl he had a crush on married another mouse, and now he is broken in love. What a low point in life!"
"Go ahead." Wu Ming gave him a sideways look and kicked him.
Grey shrugged: "Then it is in love with a tomcat!"
Wu Ming was annoyed: "It's male! I opened it to see it! Don't try to fool me!"
"That's why it's melancholy." Ge Lu immediately put on a bright and sad look looking up at the ceiling at 45 degrees, while pressing his chest in pain: "In this world, there are many things that are difficult to overcome. In addition to race, there is also gender!"
Wu Ming lay on the table and collapsed from laughing.
"Damn! It's amazing!"
The coin slowly turned the cat's head around in a timely manner, and then turned the cat's head back in a lazy manner.Continue to lie down.
Wu Ming continued to laugh wildly.
Ge Lu still teased it all day long. Coin was a little afraid of him at first, but then it didn't respond no matter how much he teased it.It was also numb to be teased by him turning over its stomach frequently, and then it began to learn to pretend to be a corpse.
Once I really frightened Ge Lu, I really thought it was dead.Then Ge Lu pressed its "corpse" hard and shook it violently. Before being shaken until it foamed at the mouth, it opened its eyes obediently and meowed in protest.Ge Lu was so angry that he punched a big bump on its head.
"You pretend! Let you pretend!"
"Meow~~" The miserable and innocent cry.....
Ge Lu looked at the coin under the devil's claws, which he had tossed and lost a lot in the recent period, and those black cat eyes looked at him pitifully.He suddenly made what he thought was a great decision—he wanted to make it fat back.
When it becomes the world's fattest cat, he will take it to apply for the Guinness Book of World Records.
When this plan was still being implemented, Ke Luo and the others discovered the coin by accident, and after saying hello to Huo Mi, they were adopted.Ke Luo is a big man, holding coins all day long and calling his concubine one by one.Huo Mi got goose bumps when he heard it.
After being adopted for about a month, the coins that were sent back not only gained weight, but Ge Lu's body, which Ge Lu thought would never lose weight, turned round again.
Round and round like a ball.
Ge Lu's eyes turned black, and the corners of his mouth twitched. When he took the "cat ball", he worried that if this guy accidentally fell from the fifth floor, it would be full of fat...
He didn't want his coins to die before he declared the Guinness Book of Records, that would be too uneconomical.
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Just as the sun was setting, Wu Ming stood at the door and called him to play ball with a loud voice. Ge Lu, who had just taken a shower, turned off the switch and answered while standing naked under his hood.
Looking at the face in the mirror that was so handsome that he was ashamed, he suddenly spat out: "Damn it." He asked him to play ball just after taking a shower, so he didn't wash for nothing.
Depend on!The bastard didn't say it earlier!
When Ge Lu put on his uniform and ran to the court, the group of people Wu Ming called were still nestled in the locker room.
Ge Lu didn't take his mobile phone either. There was still some time before the match, and Ge Lu, who was so bored that he chattered his teeth, wanted to scratch the wall. He glanced at the opposite locker room. He didn't seem to have asked Wu Ming who would be his opponents just now.
As soon as he turned his footsteps, he had already wandered to the opposite locker room like a ghost. He wanted to see who was there. As the saying goes, knowing yourself and your enemy will never end a hundred battles.He was bored anyway.
Just as he was about to walk to the door, before he put his ears on it, the door was suddenly pulled open from the inside, and Ge Lu, who was caught off guard, bumped into a piece of white flesh.
Almost blurted out: "Where did the pork come from?" It was really tough.
In the blink of an eye, I saw Huo Mi's face that couldn't be darker.
Ge Lu raised his eyebrows: "Short kiwi?"
Huo Mi gritted his teeth and pulled him into the locker room.He fell on the hard chair in the locker room.
"Please remove that short word!"
"Okay, I'll remove it." Gryu paused, and smiled harmlessly, "Then call you a kiwi. That's what you said!"
Just after saying this sentence, people who were changing clothes all around suddenly surrounded him, his eyes darkened, and shadows shrouded him.
Ge Lu looked at the people coming up from all around, and shouted, so as not to die, he actually stepped on a landmine.The five guys who are hostile to him today are the so-called Big Four. Usually, Wu Ming often mentions these four sophomore masters in his ears.Plus Huo Mi, who has never been pleasing to the eye since he was a child.He felt that the world was suddenly dark, and the road ahead was bleak.His disaster came.
Ge Lu looked at Huo Mi, although he usually didn't like to see him.But at the critical moment, as a roommate, he didn't help him.This is too much to justify.
"The macaque...Homi, you are their boss, stop them quickly."
Huo Mi folded her arms and leaned against the locker in one side of the dressing room, smiling complacently: "Why do you want to stop them. I don't know you well! And..." Huo Mi spread his hands like he did before: " Kindness to your enemies is cruelty to yourself."
Ge Lu gritted his teeth, looked at the guys who surrounded him and laughed so hard that he could hardly see his eyes: "Fuck you!"
Ge Lu looked away from Huo Mi, and stared at the guy nicknamed Thief Eye standing beside him.The pair of small eyes squinted at him, and concluded: "He must have come to spy on the military situation." Then he looked at Huo Mi: "General, what should I do with this spy?"
Huo Mi showed a non-interfering attitude: "You can just figure it out."
Old Qi and Thief Eye looked at each other with a tacit understanding.Ge Lu looked at the evil looks of their women, and immediately shouted: "I was wronged. Hey, you are sophomore seniors, you don't want to bully your juniors like this."
Old Qi showed his white teeth: "So we're trying to silence you."
Ke Luo also seemed to understand, and turned around with a smile to open the door, posing as a gesture of invitation.Lao Qi and Zeiyan moved immediately, one lifted his legs and the other lifted his head.Carry it to the door like a fat pig with its head raised.Ge Lu immediately knew what they were going to do, and his sense of crisis came immediately. He slammed on the door frame and argued: "My butt is very sticky. If you throw it like this, you will pay for it if you throw it flat."
The thief glanced at him: "It happens that I have a flat butt, so I'm jealous of all those who have a higher butt than mine."
Ge Lu saw it, and it was indeed flat.
Seeing that the plan failed, Ge Lu immediately put on a pitiful look: "Can I discuss it?"
Ke Luo, who was standing on the sidelines watching the play, held the door open, with an expression that I am the Virgin Mary: "Of course."
"Can you let me make a good poss when you throw it?"
The Holy Mother's expression became even more holy: "Of course——"
Zeiyan and Lao Qi glanced at each other, and they shouted in unison:
"One, two, three, throw!!!"
Despite Grud's struggles
The pretty eyebrows immediately raised: "Where did the cat come from?"
"I picked it up."
Ge Lu propped his chin, and suddenly became interested: "Why, are you so caring?"
"I've always been very caring. If you wandered into the street, maybe I'd pick you up too."
Ge Lu raised his glasses on the bridge of his nose in a pedantic manner: "Homi, I seem to have seen a pair of white wings growing on your back." He laughed so hard that his eyes were almost closed.
"If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb." Huo Mi gave him a stern look.
"By the way, did you give it a name?" scratching the fleshy cat's chin.
Huo Mi showed a handsome smile that made everyone angry: "Concubine Yang!"
Ge Lu weighed its chubby belly and lifted its chin with one finger: "It looks so lucky, why not call it a coin."
Huo Mi shook his head and vetoed it without thinking: "The coin is too ugly, so I'll call it Concubine Yang."
Ge Lu turned the fat cat over and laid it on his back on the table, and rubbed the hair on his stomach venting his anger. "I'm going to call it a coin, eh, a coin."
The coin was too fat, and after being turned over by Ge Lu, he couldn't turn over by his own strength.It took a long time to get up, and just about to escape from Ge Lu, a dangerous demon, he grabbed his fat leg and dragged him back.The coin that could not resist let out a miserable meow, and the cat's claws pulled the table to resist it.Ge Lu became interested, stretched out his long arms, and opened its claws one by one.Turn it over and continue kneading.
Huo Mi took a towel and was about to take a bath, when he caught sight of his behavior out of the corner of his eye, he immediately stopped him: "Hey! Don't abuse my noble concubine like this."
"What abuse?" Ge Lu put his chin on one hand and smiled, looking at the round and pitiful eyes of the coin: "I'm just kidding it!"
Huo Mi went into the bathroom with a change of clothes.Ge Lu looked up at the closed bathroom door.This one was distracted, and the back of his hand was severely scratched by the sharp claws of the coin with a bloodstain.
Ge Lu looked down at the extra scars, then at the coin, and suddenly raised his hand to pick up a nail scissors on the desk, and looked at the coin with a devilish smile...
5, NO.5...
Ever since Ge Lu cut off Coin's nails, the cat's nature seems to have been cut off accordingly.Being obedient is a lot of obedience, and it can even be said that it can't be more obedient.After eating cat biscuits all day long, he lay lazily by the window to bask in the sun. In Ge Lu's words, he looked out of the window with melancholy eyes.
Every time Ge Lu saw it basking leisurely in the sun with half-closed eyes, he would stare at it jealously: "If life is like this, what more can I ask for."
Once when Wu Ming came across such a round thing, he often came to see it.Love like a brother.
Wu Ming lay on the table and stared at the coin lying on the window sill for a while, and said, "Why does its eyes always look so melancholy?"
Chewing gum in his mouth, Ge Lu lazily replied while playing with his phone: "Because the beautiful mouse girl he had a crush on married another mouse, and now he is broken in love. What a low point in life!"
"Go ahead." Wu Ming gave him a sideways look and kicked him.
Grey shrugged: "Then it is in love with a tomcat!"
Wu Ming was annoyed: "It's male! I opened it to see it! Don't try to fool me!"
"That's why it's melancholy." Ge Lu immediately put on a bright and sad look looking up at the ceiling at 45 degrees, while pressing his chest in pain: "In this world, there are many things that are difficult to overcome. In addition to race, there is also gender!"
Wu Ming lay on the table and collapsed from laughing.
"Damn! It's amazing!"
The coin slowly turned the cat's head around in a timely manner, and then turned the cat's head back in a lazy manner.Continue to lie down.
Wu Ming continued to laugh wildly.
Ge Lu still teased it all day long. Coin was a little afraid of him at first, but then it didn't respond no matter how much he teased it.It was also numb to be teased by him turning over its stomach frequently, and then it began to learn to pretend to be a corpse.
Once I really frightened Ge Lu, I really thought it was dead.Then Ge Lu pressed its "corpse" hard and shook it violently. Before being shaken until it foamed at the mouth, it opened its eyes obediently and meowed in protest.Ge Lu was so angry that he punched a big bump on its head.
"You pretend! Let you pretend!"
"Meow~~" The miserable and innocent cry.....
Ge Lu looked at the coin under the devil's claws, which he had tossed and lost a lot in the recent period, and those black cat eyes looked at him pitifully.He suddenly made what he thought was a great decision—he wanted to make it fat back.
When it becomes the world's fattest cat, he will take it to apply for the Guinness Book of World Records.
When this plan was still being implemented, Ke Luo and the others discovered the coin by accident, and after saying hello to Huo Mi, they were adopted.Ke Luo is a big man, holding coins all day long and calling his concubine one by one.Huo Mi got goose bumps when he heard it.
After being adopted for about a month, the coins that were sent back not only gained weight, but Ge Lu's body, which Ge Lu thought would never lose weight, turned round again.
Round and round like a ball.
Ge Lu's eyes turned black, and the corners of his mouth twitched. When he took the "cat ball", he worried that if this guy accidentally fell from the fifth floor, it would be full of fat...
He didn't want his coins to die before he declared the Guinness Book of Records, that would be too uneconomical.
---------------
Just as the sun was setting, Wu Ming stood at the door and called him to play ball with a loud voice. Ge Lu, who had just taken a shower, turned off the switch and answered while standing naked under his hood.
Looking at the face in the mirror that was so handsome that he was ashamed, he suddenly spat out: "Damn it." He asked him to play ball just after taking a shower, so he didn't wash for nothing.
Depend on!The bastard didn't say it earlier!
When Ge Lu put on his uniform and ran to the court, the group of people Wu Ming called were still nestled in the locker room.
Ge Lu didn't take his mobile phone either. There was still some time before the match, and Ge Lu, who was so bored that he chattered his teeth, wanted to scratch the wall. He glanced at the opposite locker room. He didn't seem to have asked Wu Ming who would be his opponents just now.
As soon as he turned his footsteps, he had already wandered to the opposite locker room like a ghost. He wanted to see who was there. As the saying goes, knowing yourself and your enemy will never end a hundred battles.He was bored anyway.
Just as he was about to walk to the door, before he put his ears on it, the door was suddenly pulled open from the inside, and Ge Lu, who was caught off guard, bumped into a piece of white flesh.
Almost blurted out: "Where did the pork come from?" It was really tough.
In the blink of an eye, I saw Huo Mi's face that couldn't be darker.
Ge Lu raised his eyebrows: "Short kiwi?"
Huo Mi gritted his teeth and pulled him into the locker room.He fell on the hard chair in the locker room.
"Please remove that short word!"
"Okay, I'll remove it." Gryu paused, and smiled harmlessly, "Then call you a kiwi. That's what you said!"
Just after saying this sentence, people who were changing clothes all around suddenly surrounded him, his eyes darkened, and shadows shrouded him.
Ge Lu looked at the people coming up from all around, and shouted, so as not to die, he actually stepped on a landmine.The five guys who are hostile to him today are the so-called Big Four. Usually, Wu Ming often mentions these four sophomore masters in his ears.Plus Huo Mi, who has never been pleasing to the eye since he was a child.He felt that the world was suddenly dark, and the road ahead was bleak.His disaster came.
Ge Lu looked at Huo Mi, although he usually didn't like to see him.But at the critical moment, as a roommate, he didn't help him.This is too much to justify.
"The macaque...Homi, you are their boss, stop them quickly."
Huo Mi folded her arms and leaned against the locker in one side of the dressing room, smiling complacently: "Why do you want to stop them. I don't know you well! And..." Huo Mi spread his hands like he did before: " Kindness to your enemies is cruelty to yourself."
Ge Lu gritted his teeth, looked at the guys who surrounded him and laughed so hard that he could hardly see his eyes: "Fuck you!"
Ge Lu looked away from Huo Mi, and stared at the guy nicknamed Thief Eye standing beside him.The pair of small eyes squinted at him, and concluded: "He must have come to spy on the military situation." Then he looked at Huo Mi: "General, what should I do with this spy?"
Huo Mi showed a non-interfering attitude: "You can just figure it out."
Old Qi and Thief Eye looked at each other with a tacit understanding.Ge Lu looked at the evil looks of their women, and immediately shouted: "I was wronged. Hey, you are sophomore seniors, you don't want to bully your juniors like this."
Old Qi showed his white teeth: "So we're trying to silence you."
Ke Luo also seemed to understand, and turned around with a smile to open the door, posing as a gesture of invitation.Lao Qi and Zeiyan moved immediately, one lifted his legs and the other lifted his head.Carry it to the door like a fat pig with its head raised.Ge Lu immediately knew what they were going to do, and his sense of crisis came immediately. He slammed on the door frame and argued: "My butt is very sticky. If you throw it like this, you will pay for it if you throw it flat."
The thief glanced at him: "It happens that I have a flat butt, so I'm jealous of all those who have a higher butt than mine."
Ge Lu saw it, and it was indeed flat.
Seeing that the plan failed, Ge Lu immediately put on a pitiful look: "Can I discuss it?"
Ke Luo, who was standing on the sidelines watching the play, held the door open, with an expression that I am the Virgin Mary: "Of course."
"Can you let me make a good poss when you throw it?"
The Holy Mother's expression became even more holy: "Of course——"
Zeiyan and Lao Qi glanced at each other, and they shouted in unison:
"One, two, three, throw!!!"
Despite Grud's struggles
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