Pets come for trouble

Deng Yufan, male, 21 years old and ten months old.

Current occupation: Unemployed vagabond.

Work experience: Cowherd, [-] months.

"Hmm..."

After writing the last work experience, Deng Yufan stopped writing and pondered for a moment—a moment of distraction, and then kneaded the resume into a ball.

Turn around and make an aiming action of "shooting" with one hand.

"I lost—"

Peng!Unfortunately, the ball of paper missed its aim by a few millimeters, brushed the edge of the wire mesh, fell to the ground, and fell into the metal confetti bucket missing the center of the heart.

The paper ball rolled twice on the ground, and stopped after hitting the front of the man's slippers.

"Ah! Don't pick it up!"

Covered in moisture, the man who just came out of the bathroom, with only a large towel tied around his waist, has a very unruly, heart-healthy sexy look.

Apparently the man didn't intend to follow Yufan's "orders". He not only picked up the ball of paper, but also spread it out to read.

"What is six point five months? Is this considered Chinese? If you want to write, you should write six and a half months, right?" The teasing black eyes, under the arrogantly raised eyebrows, shone with a playful light.

With a "snap", Yufan jumped up, snatched back his revoked resume, and said, "It's good if you can understand it, just let me take Mordor!" He deliberately used his favorite Zhou Xingchi tone to fight back.

"You fill in the cowherd's experience in terms of experience, what kind of job do you want to find? Are you a boy in the supermarket who helps beef as horses and kills chickens? Tsk tsk, now not only the Weaver Girl, but even the cows have been defiled by your poisonous hands!" The teasing was not enough, the man continued to add more.

"My surname is Cheng, you are very indebted sometimes!"

"I know, because I'm handsome enough!" With his hands on his waist, he was stumped.

"Yes, yes, you are really handsome, super handsome, super handsome - your eyes are so white and handsome." Pulling down the lower eyelid of the right eye and making a face, Yufan said angrily. "Hou, don't hinder me from looking for a job, go, go, go, go to your class, hurry up and go."

"I think it would be nice if you worked in the 'Fresh Garden'." It's hard to count the number of times, he said. "Don't you like small animals very much? The working environment in our shop couldn't be simpler. See if you like to greet customers, or take care of cats and dogs, or even learn how to be an animal groomer. You can choose the position, and the salary is guaranteed Serving more plates in supermarkets or restaurants.”

"...but less than Cowherd."

Yufan's muttering was immediately exchanged for Cheng Kefei to hit him with a chestnut on the forehead. "Didn't you learn enough from the lesson last time? Do you need me to relive the memory of starving to the street for you?"

——No, thanks.Yufan had great fear on his face.

"Very good. Remember it well. If you can't remember it, I will be happy to help you remember it."

Looking at the tall figure who left the restaurant and went back to the bedroom to change after leaving the harsh words, Yufan shook his head silently in his heart.He knew that Cheng Kefei's words were out of concern.However, although I can't be called smart, my memory is only about half of Cheng Kefei's, but the worst page in my life is like a nightmare that he wants to forget but can't forget, why bother to revisit it?

It's not that I haven't learned my lesson, but... I think the failure last time was not because of being a cowboy, but because of myself.

Knowing that he is an idiot, but pretending to be smart and trying to save others is "doomed".

It's not that Yufan is boasting, the most frequently praised "advantage" of his whole body in this life is that he has a handsome face.

Red lips and teeth, white skin and snow.

The starry eyes are deep, and the facial features are beautiful and distinct.

Naturally soft brown and black fine hair, eyelashes that are long and curled up enough to hold a matchstick.

Before he entered puberty, he was a dreamy and beautiful boy who seemed to have gained life from the pen of a shoujo manga artist.

Even after his voice became lower, his Adam's apple grew out, and his body suddenly grew above the average adult man, Yufan was still the "sweetheart" in the minds of many girls.

They just liked his gentle, pleasant, non-aggressive, sweet and non-savage smile.

"I am born to be useful" - this is my mother's earnest warning, which has been instilled in him since he started reading and writing.The reason is that I don't want him to think that he is useless at all when he can't keep up with his classmates in all the exams.

... Xiaofan's face is so cute, even if you are stupid, it doesn't matter, you just need to rely on this face for food.

It's not a shame to rely on your face for food.Mother always said that.

If you can let others see your smile and forget your troubles, this is a great talent!

This is not something that everyone can do, it's because "you" is you, because you are born with such capital, this is something that only you can do.

Smart people have contributions from smart people.

A stupid person like him should also contribute to the world with his "strength".

Yufan takes his mother's words as his guideline, and has been trying his best to find a job that can meet his mother's expectations, and make good use of his "strengths".It's just that the situation in real life is not as easy as Yufan thinks.

For example, he tried to find a modeling job at first, but failed because of his height being less than [-], his face was too soft, not photogenic enough, and he didn't have a deep impression.

As for the way of being an idol star, he didn't dare to think about it from the beginning.In addition to his incomplete tone, his sense of rhythm is extremely poor, and acting is even more fatal to him.

In the end, what he found—or rather, the master headhunters found him—was the unexpected industry of "cowherd".

Wearing a gorgeous suit, sitting in a fashionable and dreamy bright box, drinking with lonely, rich and leisurely ladies, treating them as guests of honor, spending a pleasant night that makes people smile unconsciously, like being in a dream—— "Cowherd", or male public relations, is simply an industry created for him.

This kind of face-based food, and one-on-one service, made up for his shortcoming of not being good at words, and highlighted his handsome face, which is more charming when viewed up close.

Even if he is as clumsy as him, he can rely on his natural simplicity and honesty to stir up the maternal instincts of those mature women and noble ladies, and capture their hearts without any effort.He is like a fish in water and handy in this line of work. It is not an exaggeration to say that "cowherd" is his bounden duty.

——But the real world is not as beautiful as a fairy tale.

Yufan lent the money to the female guest out of a momentary soft-heartedness and impulsiveness--without knowing it, he broke the taboo of a cowherd, and complacently thought that he was accumulating public morality and doing good deeds.

Finally, as soon as this matter came to light, the owner of the public relations shop immediately fired Yufan, which was equivalent to expelling Yufan from the industry.Overnight, Yufan fell from heaven to hell, and fell into the predicament of penniless in embarrassment.

If it wasn't for Cheng Kefei, the disgusting neighbor next door and Yufan's landlord, who unexpectedly extended a helping hand and offered Yufan a "hourly pet" job. He and the cats and dogs at home would all have to go begging on the street Or drink Mistral.

Later, due to various reasons, I and Cheng Kefei developed an extraordinary relationship, and the status of this "hourly pet" became very embarrassing.

Yufan's current state, in the eyes of outsiders, is like a parasite that aids in communication and eats soft food.Cheng Kefei didn't care about this and didn't take it seriously at all.

... I don't care about raising you!You and your cats and dogs, even if you eat soft food for a lifetime, you won't be able to defeat me.If not, you just take the "professional husband" as your job, wouldn't it be good to be my "household"?

However, the more "generous" Cheng Kefei was, the more Yufan refused to allow himself to take advantage of him.He made up his mind that he must find another "job" that would allow him to do it for the rest of his life, and it would be best if he could give full play to it.

It's just that it's easy to find a job, but it's not easy to find a job that can give full play to your strengths.

Yufan felt that he had the most talent——the "cowherd" path, but everyone said no.Now he has to reset everything to zero and start from scratch to find the next job that might suit him.

There is only one point here that bothers Yu Fan deeply—compared with others, his own advantages have a shorter shelf life.

A person with a good head can still be very smart at the age of seven or eighty.People with great physical strength, as long as they take good care of themselves, it is not a problem to maintain their peak condition until they are five or sixty years old.But the face is handsome... It's okay to be 80 or 60 years old, but it should be very reluctant to want to be "handsome" when you reach 30.

What should I do if my advantages have expired before I find a job more suitable than Niulang?Yufan lay down on the big dining table in frustration, and sighed three times helplessly.

After changing his clothes, Cheng Kefei looked at the empty dining table and asked naturally, "Hey, how about breakfast?"

"Oh..." He propped up his weak hands and feet. "right away."

Things are not going your way, and life has to go on.In short, now I am a vagrant, and while trying to find a job, I also have to take care of all the housework.From preparing three meals, to washing dishes, laundry, and taking out the garbage, everything is done by him.

Spread fresh butter on top of the slightly burnt thick slices of toast.

On the plate are crispy, crispy bacon, round, fat octopus hot dogs, and a half-boiled poached egg.

Finally, a cup of hand-ground, espresso machine-brewed, unsweetened espresso black coffee.

When Yufan brought breakfast for two to him, Kefei played with his iPad without looking up.What's so interesting about that boxy board?

Putting down the plate, Yufan confiscated his mourning without further ado, but Kefei protested immediately.

"When eating, you have to concentrate on eating. Is this basic courtesy?" You pouted.

He was speechless, but Kefei complained, "It's common sense to have breakfast with the hot, freshly released morning news. Oh, I forgot, you never read the news, so you don't understand this. common sense."

"Yes, I never read the news, just like your politeness has not been brought out of your mother's womb, it is still in your mother's womb." Retorted.

"You pet is so arrogant." He grinned mockingly.

"Then I must have been spoiled by you." Yufan frowned and smiled sweetly.

Ke Fei shook his head. "Looking at a cute pet that has been splashed with water and turned into an uncontrollable little monster, the so-called "self-inflicted evil can't live" is this kind of state of mind?"

Yufan didn't understand what he was talking about, but it certainly wasn't something nice to listen to.

After getting acquainted with Cheng Kefei, Yufan knew for the first time that one can like someone and at the same time want to kill him from time to time.Of course, it's not really killing people, but imagining in my heart that I use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to beat him to the ground and see how he begged for mercy... Hehehe, it's so satisfying!

What a pity, imaginations are only imaginations.

"Are you going to eat or not? Breakfast is going to be cold."

The man finally moved his knife and fork obediently, and stopped making people angry.

"I am leaving."

At nine o'clock, with a refreshing atmosphere, Cheng Kefei stood at the entrance in his usual simple jeans and a V-neck short-sleeved shirt, and told Yufan, "When you go out to apply for a job, be careful. Some VIPs Jobs that ask you to deposit your ID card or ask you to pay a security deposit are all deceptive, you know?"

Yufan nodded. "You've told me so much that I've lost my hearing."

"How can it be bad? Let me see."

Yufan deliberately put his ear in front of him.Unexpectedly, Cheng Kefei wrapped his arms around him, hugged him into his arms, and quickly nibbled on his ear.

"what!"

He was so angry that he stared at Kefei, and then the part that was attacked by the man was his lips.

"Hmm..."

Only at this time, the man's mouth, which always makes sharp comments that hurt people's ears, and makes people's teeth itch with hatred, will become sweet and unstoppable.

The farewell kiss at the entrance should be a superficial kiss, and a passionate kiss with the tongue reaching the front of the throat like this is a foul at all.

"...Haah... no...you...don't you want to go out?"

The tongue retreated from his small mouth, and the man lingered and sucked on his lips unsatisfactorily.He hugged his arms tightly, as if he didn't want to let go.

"One more time, three minutes will be fine."

It's not just staying in bed, but also bargaining!Yufan forcefully pushed him away angrily and amusingly.

"No, what you said yesterday caused me to wash an extra bed sheet. Hurry up and go to work and work hard to make money. Don't think you are the boss, so you are late every day. If the pet hospital closes down due to poor management, you are worthy of the employees ?"

After a series of great truths, if the explanation is successful, Fei let go of his hands unwillingly and reluctantly, and walked to the door.

"You are such a good wife who knows how to squeeze her husband!"

"Who is the 'wife'!"

"You!" Before Yufan protested loudly, Cheng Kefei laughed and said, "If you want to be my "mother", I don't object."

"Success, yes, no!!"

boom!The door opened and closed quickly, and the man who knew he had committed the crime slipped away before he got angry.

Many people think that the busiest time for a professional housewife is the time between getting up in the morning and sending her husband to work.

You only need to send your husband out of the house, and then there will be a happy time for the housewives, a world of one person.

They can go fishing, or go shopping, have afternoon tea with friends, and spend the happy life of housewives until their husbands come back from get off work.

Actually this is incorrect.Like most professional housewives, Yufan doesn't have so much American time to spend.Sending the old man out is just the sound of gunshots that started to get busy!

Housewives have things to do, but they are piled up like a hill.

"Wow!", "Meow~~", the barks and meows gathered at Yufan's feet eagerly urging him to "give food" are of course the first priority.

"Okay, okay, dinner is ready."

Yufan distributed their staple biscuits into small bowls one by one, and in order to prevent them from grabbing other people's shares, he would distribute them at the same time.Then, while they were feasting, clean their toilets and sleeping mats neatly.

Then collect the two people's dirty laundry, bed sheets and bath towels, and throw them into the washing machine.During the hour of laundry, Yufan didn't just sit and drink tea and read newspapers, but cleaned Cheng Kefei and his house inside and out.After sweeping the floor, go back to collect the dried clothes and hang the freshly washed clothes-the precious time of the whole morning is consumed.

At noon, spend two hours going out to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and settle for lunch by the way.

In the afternoon, Yufan will take a nap for an hour to catch up on sleep.After waking up, the food to be cooked for dinner in advance, the cleaning, the ingredients that should be cut, chopped, and mashed are all processed, so that when Cheng Kefei is about to leave work, he can stir fry... A table of delicious and hot meals greeted him.

Well - this is the way of life of a housewife through and through!

Thinking about his daily life, following the rules and rhythm, Yufan couldn't help shivering, feeling that the crisis of becoming a "yellow-faced woman" was imminent.

I have to work harder and find a job sooner!

I don't know if it's bad luck these days?Why didn't there be any follow-up after the interview for the job I applied for?Whether it's a model for an online shoot, or a doorman for a hotel.I thought it was very promising, and the interview was very pleasant, but the crucial "admission" notice was not received.

I don't know how long this unemployed situation will last?well.

That's all, that's all, Yufan stretched himself, just worrying can't change the current situation.

After picking up the dishes and throwing them into the dishwasher, he went to the bathroom to wash his face, cheer up, and prepare to write a new resume and apply for the job in the afternoon.

The phone rang suddenly.

"Hey?"

"Excuse me, is Mr. Deng Yufan at home?" 』

Who is this man?Unheard of voice. "What do you want with Deng Yufan?"

"Are you Deng Yufan?" 』

Is it a scam call? "Where did you find it?"

"I'm not a suspicious person, I just have a job and I want to ask him if he's interested. 』

"Job?" Most likely it was on which job-hunting website that I saw my job-seeking information. "Which company do you belong to?"

"About this point, I'm afraid it's not clear enough to talk on the phone... If Mr. Deng is free, why don't you come to our store directly?" 』

"Shop?" Rice shop, tea shop, grandpa shop, what kind of shop?

"Yes. "The Tsar's Club".The address of our store is on Linsen North Road——』

"That... wait a minute, the club on Linsen North Road... you guys are not a cowboy's shop, are you?"

"Yes.Our store is a men's public relations club mainly for female customers.I am the manager of our store, and my surname is Shi. 』The man with a sincere voice said something even more surprising. "Our general manager met you once, and he appreciated Mr. Deng very much. He said that he must invite you to work in our club, and he promised to offer you satisfactory conditions. 』

Appreciate me?

For the first time in my life, I heard that someone "appreciated" him--appreciation, does it mean to appreciate him and think he is great?Yufan was a little excited.

Difficult, is this poaching?I was actually poached!

This is completely different from the previous situation where I was approached by a broker in a special industry on the road. Only when my hard work is recognized will someone come to poach people. This has a deeper meaning and a sense of accomplishment than simply being headhunted.

"Would you like to come to our shop and talk to our boss?" 』

"Okay!" Yufan nodded without thinking.

"That's great. ”The other party happily made an appointment with Deng Yufan, and said, “I will wait for you on time, goodbye. 』

"See you."

After happily hanging up the phone, Yufan happily picked up the cat and rubbed its furry cheeks.

"Sanhuaer, please be happy for Baba, someone is going to give me a job! The boss said he appreciated me very much! What does appreciation mean, do you know? Appreciation means that I am great! Hehe, someone I think the bar pull is very powerful, cool!"

Turning around several times, Yufan was so excited that he forgot about something very important——

"Ah! Oops!"

I was happy to find a job, but Cheng Kefei would never agree to let him return to his old job as a "cowboy"!

How can this be done?

"Say it again?"

After drinking and eating, of course, there is a cup of after-dinner coffee, which is the perfect end to a hard day's work.But as soon as Cheng Kefei's coffee was brought into his mouth, before he even had time to taste it, he was blown away by the "shock bomb" suddenly thrown by Deng Yufan.

"I, I want to go back to be a male publicist again." He put on a stubborn look, as if he had made up his mind and was not discussing with him.

You have to put down the coffee cup in your hand first, lest you accidentally break it.

"You said you wanted to 'go back'...was your old employer asking you to go back to work?" Decided to listen to what Yufan had to say first.

Shake your head. "Another store, not the 'Sudan (Sudan)'."

"Didn't I tell you not to recruit a cowherd?" He frowned.

Mouth pouted. "I didn't. They came to me. I received a call in the afternoon. It was the manager of the male public relations store of the "Tsar Club". He sincerely invited me to their store to talk about work. And meet their boss, so I went..."

Hua Te (What)? !

Where did this kid hear other people's words?Are his ears fungus?Is it for decoration?The exhortation to "be more careful when looking for a job" seemed to go in the left ear and out the right ear, and it didn't work at all.It's a miracle that this stupid boy was not sold.

"...The scale of that store is bigger than the one I stayed in before."

I didn’t notice it at all, but I didn’t have a bad face, or I noticed it and pretended not to see it on purpose. Yufan said happily: “The new boss is very young. When I first saw him, I thought he was a little scary, with upside-down triangular eyes. It's fierce, but once he speaks, he feels much more kind."

You can't resist the urge to yell at him.It's like a dog in high spirits, even if you try to stop its pranks with beating and scolding, the effect will not be achieved.

"Since the store is as large as you said, it should have hired a lot of first-class male public relations, right? A young man like you who committed the big taboo of being a cowboy and was fired after less than half a year, why would they Did you specifically call to ask you to work there?"

He intentionally and coldly poured cold water on him, hoping that Yufan would listen to his advice.

"That's right!" Yufan's eyes lit up, and he said overjoyedly, "That's what makes me very happy! It turns out that Mr. Guan is the owner of this "Tsar Club" and also runs the "Jinshi Hotel"."

"Jinshi Hotel" is... oh, the place that used to borrow 100 million from Yufan and didn't plan to return it to his hotel lady to work.

Ke Fei remembered that he accompanied Yu Fan to visit once.

"When we went to return Miss Ailing's IOU, Mr. Guan happened to be in the box next door, so he heard about our dispute. Afterwards, he learned what happened from Miss Ailing, and he always wanted to contact me, hoping that I would able to work for him.

"He said that now the industry is full of second-rate and third-rate male public relations who are short-sighted, disregarding professional ethics, trying to extract money from female customers in various ways, but without the slightest "service spirit". They have forgotten the value of the male public relations club. The original intention is to lower the standard of the industry, so that many women feel distrustful when they see male public relations, and stay away from such shops. In the long run, this will lead to the self-destruction of public relations shops.

"He said that when he first opened this men's public relations club, he hoped to make it a luxury club comparable to Ginza. It would be a store where female customers could come to shop with peace of mind and receive first-class male public relations escort services."

Um?That's nice to say.

Kefei looked at Yufan's bright eyes with suspicion, and couldn't help complaining in his heart——

This guy always says that he is stupid and has a poor memory. Why is it that when he repeats what other men said in front of me, he speaks eloquently, no matter how difficult the words are?

What kind of soup did that guy drink for Yufan?

"He also said that my honesty and service spirit are exactly what his men's public relations office needs." After Yufan finished speaking in one breath, he raised six fingers. "He even gave me such a price, such a good condition, it's really unbelievable."

"One year?" A look of no interest, just let it go.

"No, it's a month."

Tsk.It's tricky.

Although this amount of money is definitely affordable, seeing how Yufan's heart has already been "bought" by the hotel owner, he knows that even if he spends the same amount of money now, he wants Yufan to continue to pay for it. Yufan would not accept staying at home.

Because, the man outside gave Yufan something that he couldn't give Yufan - a sense of accomplishment.

No matter how many things Yufan has done and how much he has helped in this family, it feels different from the sense of accomplishment he gets when he goes out to make money and work hard.

At home, we are short-handed.

Outside, you get what you pay for.

How much salary someone is willing to pay you means that you have such value in his heart.

Why do people love chasing fame and fortune?It's just to win a sigh of relief, to know how much affirmation I can get in the eyes of others.

"It's not that I want to measure the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. This job sounds too perfect, so perfect that it seems to be fabricated. Maybe the other party will come to avoid seeing you after defrauding your passbook and ID card Right?" Then poured a second pot of cold water and said.

"No way!"

"Hou? You are so sure, what proof do you have in hand that can convince you [-]% that he is telling the truth?"

"Prove...no. But!" Yufan said anxiously, "I can see that he is not lying to me, and he has no reason to lie to me!"

But he laughed. "Here it comes again. It's your "I believe" again. Is the number of times you've misjudged since you were a child, inversely proportional to your IQ?"

Ah, no!But as soon as he said this, he knew that he had made a slip of the tongue.But before he had time to take back this sentence and apologize, Yufan got up from the dining table in a hurry, grabbed the edge of the dining table with red eyes and said angrily——

"Yeah, I'm an idiot who specializes in being blind! Even "you" is only a fool like me, idiot!"

With a lift of both hands, the dining table was turned over, and the cups, dishes and plates fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Let's see each other again, Cheng Kefei!"

Putting down his words, he walked away angrily and stomped away.

In the room, there was only Cheng Kefei who was stunned and speechless, a dining table that was overturned on the ground, and shapeless tableware that was broken into pieces all over the floor.