Pets come for trouble

It's two o'clock at night.

The mobile phone lying in the pocket of the man's pajama pants, the pre-set alarm clock, rang punctually and peacefully in vibration mode - he opened his eyes suddenly, the first action was to close it, and then turned his head carefully.

Yufan put one hand under his head, covered with a thin quilt, curled up like a boiled shrimp, didn't feel any abnormality from the outside world, and was still asleep in his dreamland.

It took 30 seconds to caress his lovely sleeping face with a glance.

Use the remaining 30 seconds to wipe off the saliva marks on his slightly opened mouth for him.

Then, one minute after the alarm clock rang, the man tiptoed out of bed, walked out of the bedroom, and was in his study.

There is a full twelve-hour time difference from Taiwan time, and it is now two o'clock in the afternoon in another distant city, New York, across the Pacific Ocean and the American continent.

—and a New Yorker’s lunch break.

"too slow! 』

As soon as the man's computer was connected to the Internet, a real-time video window popped up on the other end of Skype.

The actual age should be more than thirty or forty, but a well-maintained and delicate mature woman half-pulls down her short-sighted glasses, stares at the man through the screen with her slightly presbyopic eyes, and criticizes as soon as she opens her mouth.

"Time is money, how can you waste my time?"It was 3 minutes after two o'clock, and I waited for 3 more minutes! 』

Although Yufan described his aunt as "Cheng Kefei's female version of the tyrant", Cheng Kefei felt that this was too flattering himself, how dare he compare with this New York Wu Zetian!

"I'm sorry, because your nephew's sleeping appearance is too cute, and I was delayed for a while."

"What are you doing?"Do you intentionally shine a flash in front of my old man, thinking that this will make me quit?I have my own sunglasses, don't worry. 』

She also really put on exaggerated Ray-Ban sunglasses in front of the screen camera.

"Time is limited, save the nonsense.Come on, why did he go back to be a cowherd for me again? 』

But he didn't know that Yufan had called two days ago to report his new job to his aunt.At that time, it must have been guessed that Yufan's aunt will definitely ask him to give an explanation and an explanation for this once a week "Secret Video Conference".

"What did Yufan tell you?"

""Auntie, I found a job! It's a hotel publicist! This time I won't mess up again, don't worry!"—Tsk, I'm worried if he doesn't mess up! 』

After imitating her nephew's tone, Aunt Yufan slapped the table in a rage.

"Once you are bitten by a snake, you have to wait at least ten years to let the shadow in your heart disappear, right?It's only been a few weeks, why is he going back to the special industry again?He made an appointment with me for three chapters before, and agreed to find a job that would not worry me. This is a foul at all!Also, why didn't you prevent him from going to work in that kind of place?If you can't even stop him from doing stupid things, why should I agree to let my only precious nephew be with you, a big man who is not worth anything? 』

——Whether it is useful or not, it seems that it is not up to you to decide?

Kefei asked back with a wry smile: "Do you want me to threaten him and say, 'If you become a cowherd, we will break up'?"

『When it is necessary to resort to extreme measures, it should be used! 』

"What if he still chooses to continue being a cowherd?"

Yufan's aunt said in surprise, "Are you so unconfident in yourself?"Alas, Xiaofan definitely likes you, just look at his happy expression when he looks at you.If you threaten to break up, I think he will definitely reconsider going back to being a cowherd. 』

From her point of view, things are of course easier said than done.Even if they were not careful, Kefei and Yufan really broke up because of this, and Auntie didn't lose anything.

But he changed his tune and said in another way: "Since you said so, you can also stop Yufan by wanting to sever the relationship, can't you?"

She raised her eyebrows, as if she "appreciated" Kabuki's head that knew how to adapt.

"You know very well that I am the child's guardian, and I cannot sever ties with him. His eyes scolded him, and he actually wanted to throw the problem back.

"I won't break up with Yufan just because he decides to be a cowherd."

"It's not really a breakup, it's just..."

"Breakups are not child's play." Ke Fei cut off her words lightly, and said, "There is no distinction between high and low professions. Cowherd is also a job. Even though we don't like him doing this job, he has his ideals. I I don’t want Yufan to make a choice between work and our relationship, this is not a matter of eating and drinking.”

"ideal?That child is simply delusional!If you and I don't keep an eye on him, he'll end up like Jack climbing up a vine to pick peas, falling heavily from the clouds. 』

No matter what the aunt said, he had come to the conclusion that he was not going to be her "helper". "I can't help you with this matter, and I can't meet your expectations. I'm sorry."

She glared at him sullenly in front of the camera, as if thinking of ways to make him obedient.

But it was useless, no matter what method she resorted to, she had already made up her mind and would not change it.

He doesn't like "because you like me, I can ask you to listen to me", this kind of relationship that uses emotion as a threat and is almost blackmailed.

Kefei admits that he is sometimes domineering and has big ideas, but his principle is not to use the strong to bully the weak, to suppress the superior, and not to use coercion to treat another person.

——There is still a long distance between the seemingly similar "dominant" and "forced".

The boundaries that are ambiguous in the eyes of others are not clearly distinguished in the mind, what is acceptable and what is not, and most of the criteria for judgment are "don't do to others what you don't want to be done to you".

"...If Yufan is deceived again this time, or something even worse happens, I will put all the responsibility on you for not preventing him from going back to being a cowherd.Do you get me? 』

Yufan's aunt is obviously more unreasonable and unscrupulous than Kefei.

"As long as there is a chance for him... then, I will definitely bring him back to the United States, and you will never see him again." 』

In other words, if you fail to do a good job of protecting your important "baby", you will have no one to blame for losing your "baby".

"I will do what I say, Cheng Kefei. 』The small video window closed with a beep.

This nerve-wracking video conference ended hastily under the aunt's tigress-like sharp eyes and threatening tone.

Can not sigh.Beforehand, I thought that I would be scolded severely, and my head was bloody, but I didn't expect that what I got was not only scolding, but also terrorist threats.

Deng Yufan, Deng Yufan, you are really going to cause me trouble.

In the past, as long as the person you communicated with was a troublemaker, you would cut the other party quickly, and you didn't want to get involved in troubles that were unclear and confusing.

But Deng Yufan was the first one, knowing that he was a hot potato (a man, innocent and unguarded, with a belligerent, overprotective relative), and willing to be the next dangerous lover who was willing to be burned by him .

Cheng Kefei, Cheng Kefei, I never thought you would have such a day.

If he hadn't been so stubborn and didn't believe in karma and reincarnation in the world, he would have suspected that Deng Yufan was a "reward for the present world" sent by God to punish him for playing too much in the world in the past.

When the night is handed over to the day, most of the city is still under the control of the "ZZZ" god, and even the usually busy and congested roads, there are only a few vehicles left.

A bright yellow taxi turned into an alley in a high-end residential area, and the stray dog ​​frightened by the sound of the engine barked wildly, breaking the silence and disturbing people's dreams.

The car finally stopped firmly in front of an apartment with a new and stylish appearance, and turned off the engine.

"Guest, we have arrived."

"..." There was no sound.

The driver swallowed a mouthful of saliva, raised his eyes, looked nervously through the rearview mirror, and looked at the back seat—although the night shift makes money faster, but "there are many problems late at night", no one knows whether it will be true or not. Will there be a passenger who "disappears suddenly" one day?

Fortunately, today's passengers are still staying in their seats, but they are just drunk.

"Guest..." With a sigh of relief, the driver half-turned from the driver's seat and shook the young male passenger's shoulder. "Guest, your destination has arrived, wake up."

"Huh?...Umm...Are...Are you home?"

The man, who smelled strongly of alcohol as soon as he opened his mouth, took out his wallet apologetically and took out a big bill. "No need to look for it, thank you." He staggered out of the car.

What a generous shot, this time I can make a profit!The driver confirmed that the guest had entered the apartment safely, and drove away happily.

"La la la la la la la la la la la la……"

Accompany the guests to sing the melody of karaoke, which keeps replaying in my mind like a magic sound.Yufan didn't even know he was humming, and stepped out of the elevator with light, non-straight footsteps.

"Shh...you're too noisy!" I scolded myself, then laughed and said, "It doesn't matter, everyone is asleep, and no one will hear it except me." She also complained to herself half-drunk and half-awake.

Go back to the door and rummage through all the pockets looking for the key.

"No... yes? It's strange..."

Yufan raised his sleepy eyes, looked at the electric bell, and muttered to himself: "No, if I press it, I will definitely be spanked."

But the fingers stretched out involuntarily, and pressed.

"Ahaha, I suppressed it!"

Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, etc., clearly came from the other end of the carved copper door.The pleasant rhythm made Yufan involuntarily press again and again, and I pressed and pressed...

"Huh?"

Suddenly, the fingers he was pressing down were stuck and could not be retracted—raised a pair of sleepy black pupils, met the angry eyes, and the man removed Yufan's fingers from the electric bell.

"Oh..." The Great Wrath God appeared.

"Where's your key?"

It's not the first time he was woken up by Yufan who was drunk, the man asked with a stern face.

"I can't find it. Hey!" with a smile.

This smile undoubtedly brought the man's "endurance" to a critical point.

Suddenly grabbing Yufan's neck, like a hen catching chicks, "carrying" him drunk into the room, and striding straight to the bathroom.

Kicked open the bathroom door and pushed him under the shower head.Without further ado, when the shower was turned on——

"Ahh!"

The cold water splashed down, and the brain cells that had been intoxicated by alcohol were stimulated by the sudden and electric shock, and recovered a little function from the short circuit state.

"Damn! The water is freezing...turn it off!"

The man followed suit and flipped the switch from cold to hot.Then he stretched out his hand to Yufan's tie-wearing neck, and with a flick of his fingers, his silk tie was removed.Finally, he started to undo the small flat buttons of the shirt one by one...

Yu Fan thought the man was going to strip himself naked, but he just wanted to pull out the gold chain hanging around his neck from the open collar.

The man held up the rather unique chain pendant in front of him—several keys.

"what!"

Yufan remembered.

Yesterday, the man couldn't bear Yufan's behavior of not being able to find the key when he was drunk, and always ringing the doorbell to wake people up so that he could open the door for him, so he helped Yufan put the key on a gold necklace and hang it around his neck to ensure that he won't find it.

"I completely forgot about it..."

The man gave him a look of "I have nothing to say to you", leaving Yufan alone in the bathroom, turning around and leaving.

Now the drunkenness in Zi Yufan's mind was gone, and he woke up.

I must have let the man down, I clearly promised that I would not come home drunk again and cause trouble for the man.However, drinking with guests is the main job of his male public relations, he is also in the world, he can't help himself!

When Yufan first came to work at the "Tsar Club", he declared to the manager on the first day that he would not sleep with the guests or accept gifts from the guests.

In the hotel circle, some public relations who are relatively clean and self-respecting will make such requests. Yufan's conditions are not without precedents, so he quickly obtained the consent of the boss.

Without the two big "extra money", his main source of income is regular hourly fees, table fees, and corkage fees.

It is conceivable that a rookie, where can he get the seat fee?In other words, if Yufan refuses even the "alcohol", he may set a record for the lowest-paid male publicist in history-maybe it is more paid than working in a convenience store. few.

In fact, the main purpose of Yufan's work is not for money, let alone to compete with other people in terms of performance, no. Yufan doesn't care that he's a trash who receives an hourly fee.

Yufan has something more important and caring than earning money for drinking in his heart, that is - he doesn't want to get drunk and cause Kefei trouble.

He knew that if he came home completely drunk, he would be hungover and unable to get up the next day.If you can’t get up, you won’t be able to prepare breakfast for Kefei before he goes to work; if you can’t get up, you won’t be able to clean the house and finish the housework that should be done every day.Also, what makes Yufan feel guilty the most is that if he can't get up, he will be in trouble...

But he has to shoulder his responsibility and take care of the cats and cats in the room that he should be responsible for.

However, Yufan thought things too simply.

He thought that refusing customers to drink for him was just because he made less money, but——

"The manager told me that the guests offered to open drinks for you, but you refused. Why?"

This incident alarmed the big boss of the club.That night, after get off work, the big boss stayed him for an interview.

The big boss asked Yufan, what is the reason for not drinking?Yufan knew that he could lie and say it was because of his health, so it was hard for the boss to say anything.But Yufan believed that Mr. Guan was the one who gave him the job, and he owed Mr. Guan an honest answer.

He told Mr. Guan honestly that in order not to cause trouble to his lover, he decided to drink as little as possible unless it was absolutely necessary.

"If you say that you are not in good health and cannot drink, I will ask you to walk, Deng Yufan."

After listening to Boss Guan, he also told Yufan honestly.

"We sell liquor. People may come to your door because of your smile, and you may be a male publicist because you want them to have a good day. But the real business in our store is liquor sales. Business.

Not selling laughs, nor selling a dream! "

I repeated "buyer for wine" twice, and the meaning the boss wanted to emphasize was understood even by the stupid Yufan.

The $$ source of the "Tsar Club" is the money earned from selling alcohol. If the male public relations under the banner don't drink, the "Tsar Club" can also be put away.

"Also, don't forget, I found you myself."

The boss's three white eyes stared at Yufan with deep love and responsibility, and said——

"Your performance is good or bad, everyone is watching with open eyes. I won't force you to achieve any performance, as long as you don't forget who introduced you, don't make me look too bad."

These words made Yufan feel so guilty that he couldn't lift his head.Haven't repaid Mr. Guan's "favor of knowledge and encounter", and let the benefactor who appreciates me lose face first?

Do not enter the kitchen if you are afraid of the heat, Yufan now finally understands the meaning of this sentence.

After that, although Yufan tried his best to "drink", he should not be "drunk", and "drunk" should not be "too drunk".However, his drinking volume couldn't keep up with his business volume. Before he could exercise his ability to freely retract and drink just right, he was filled by the guests first.

Because once he started drinking, he was always ashamed to drink Miss A's wine, but he would not drink Miss B's wine.The result of drinking everything and rejecting all comers is to return home drunk every day.

Of course, just like what Yufan was worried about at the beginning, the troubles he caused Kefei are getting more and more.

I promised several times that "I will never get drunk again", and the ticket was skipped one after another. Now, in my heart, I am afraid that I no longer believe in Yufan's guava ticket.

Fang Caifei's expression that was not so much angry, but more sorrowful than heartbroken, is the best proof...

no!I have to apologize to him!

Yufan turned on the hot water to the maximum, took off all the wet clothes under the shower head, washed off the smell of alcohol as quickly as possible, wrapped himself in a towel and walked out of the bathroom.

A faint yellow night light is beside the big bed, providing a small light alone in the almost dark bedroom, illuminating the outline of the furnishings inside the bedroom.

Yufan saw the man sleeping with his back to the entrance of the dormitory, even when he heard him walk into the dormitory, he didn't change his side-lying position, his tall body didn't move.

After thinking about it, Yufan decided not to call him out.

——Anyway, he is angry, even if I call him, he will not answer me.

Yufan sneaked towards the end of the bed, lifted a corner of the quilt, and buried his head in it like an ostrich.

——In short, it’s right to stick to it.

Deng Yufan was thinking of something, but he had already noticed it when he got under the covers.

——Do you want to use this method to offset my anger?

Ke Fei raised his eyebrows leisurely, and continued to pretend to be asleep without moving.

—Don't blame me for not warning you, it's not going to be so easy to get over my anger right now, you're going to have to try really, really hard.

At this time, the sneaky person finally got behind Kefei.

Like a koala, he climbed on Kefei's eucalyptus tree with hands and feet, kissed the back of Kefei's ears, and acted like a baby.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up..."

sorry?If an apology worked, the police wouldn't be needed.

"I can do whatever you want. Forgive me, please..."

Yufan chirped and kissed the back of his neck, rubbed his naked body against his body which was not only wearing pajama pants, and playfully got his hands into the loose pajama pants.

I haven't done it for a few days, and the external touch and stimulation immediately caused Kefei's "there" to have a reaction that cannot be quibbled.

"I'll help you, okay?"

The increased hardness and heat in the hand gave Yufan great encouragement.

Continue to hold the swollen avatar that is almost impossible to hold in circles, flick it up and down, in addition to rotating and rubbing the sensitive top, stimulating the dilated bell mouth, secreting a large amount of wet transparent water droplets .

"Hey, why don't you have a sound at all? Did I not make it well enough to be uncomfortable?"

But of course it was intentional that there was no reaction at all.

It is easy to get a physical erection, but Yufan has to let Yufan know that it is not so easy to let the soul vent its anger.After all, if this kid bought his body easily, how could he restrain himself in the future?

——Training pets must establish clear rules.

Never smile easily when pets make mistakes.On the contrary, as long as the pet does the right thing, if you don't hesitate to give the brightest and top-notch smile as a reward, he will work hard to fulfill your wish.

"...Um... Phew..."

Yufan worked hard for a long time, although he succeeded in getting him an erection, but he couldn't make Kefei reach an orgasm for a long time.

"strangeness……"

Ke Fei lazily pushed his hand away, turned to face him, and said tauntingly, "What's so strange? The technique is so bad, you can't even do an 'apology' well, so what's the point of forgiveness? I'm sorry." Your big dick, the skin is almost rubbed off by you."

Yufan's face instantly looked like a red tomato, and his lower lip trembled, pitiful and cute.

"I said you..."

A successful mischievous smile appeared on the corner of his lips.

"Quickly quit your job as a cowherd."

While Yufan was still in a dazed state, he held his head in his arms, and rubbed his head against head, ear against ear, gently rubbing each other's ears.

"After these few days, you should have obtained enough proof to know that you are not suitable to be a cowherd at all, right? There are many industries that rely on your face to make a living, why choose one that is so hard? Well, be obedient, quit it! "It can't be said forcefully.

Yu Fan was stunned, with his clear black pupils wide open, his expression was like a small animal that was at a loss and didn't know whether to turn left or right.

"You...you...are you not mad at me?"

gas.Why not angry?

Kefei felt as if he was watching a person commit suicide slowly.

Isn't it suitable for him to stay at home and be a simple housekeeper "husband"?But he refused to listen to dissuasion and insisted on going back to the pot to be a cowboy.As a result, this fool lived day and night upside down every day, staying up late and hurting his liver. Not to mention, he didn't know how to drink. He insisted on coming back full of alcohol and drunk.

If a person does not know how to love himself, how can others love him?So, yes, Ke Fei was angry, very angry, so angry that he wanted to tie him up with a rope, and stop him from going to work and ruining himself.

The principle of "respect" and "give each other a little space" is a waste of nothing if it is applied to Deng Yufan.Because this guy is incapable of taking care of himself, if he is allowed to survive alone in this urban jungle, it is simply "letting him die", not "letting life".

"Tomorrow, you will call and tell that boss that you are going to resign."

In vain, he also offended Yufan's horrible aunt in order to fight for Yufan's right to work.Facts have proved that the aunt's opinion is correct, let this kid play too freely, and sooner or later something will happen.

"It's been less than a month since I went to work..."

"Isn't our life miserable enough this month? Look at the chaos in this house? There are also barks and meows. It's like being a stray animal in the house."

But he didn't deliberately use the miserable situation at home as an excuse, even though he knew that Yu Fan was a crime other than war.

In the past, Yufan stayed at home for work, but in order not to make him feel idle and idle, so he handed over the housework to him. Before that, he didn't hire a maid by the hour, and someone would come to clean and clean the house at regular intervals. Laundry and pickup.

Now that Yufan has a job and has to take care of his "husband", of course it is too much and he is too busy.But Feida can call the manpower dispatch company and ask them to follow the old rules and find a part-time maid to come to the house to help, and everything will be handled properly and orderly as in the past.

The reason he didn't do that was because he hoped that Yufan would notice how ridiculous and unreasonable it was for him to "insist" on being a cowboy.

Would drinking and chatting with female guests be better than being the "husband" in this home?

Instead of serving a bunch of strange women, stay at home and serve me, why not!

But if I really don’t understand him, what’s the reason why I have to be a cowherd even if I don’t want to go far away (work at home, it’s easy and happy), and I don’t want to spend my time (not to accompany my husband, but to accompany a wild woman outside)?

Yufan, who was full of guilt, bit his lower lip and shook his head. "I don't give up..."

"Deng Yufan, you!" What is he stubborn about?

"I feel like I haven't worked hard enough, and it's too early to give up."

"What else do you have to work hard for? Are you willing to drink yourself into explosive hepatitis?" Kefei said with a snort.

Yufan turned his face away. "A person like you who has everything without hard work, even if I tell you, you won't understand."

Don't have to work hard?

have everything?

But there were blue veins on his forehead and his cheeks twitched.If he really "has everything", why is he still trying to convince this stubborn fool to go home and become a husband? !

"Just now, it seems that someone said that he can do anything... as long as I am willing to forgive him."

Since it was reasonable, he couldn't listen to it, so he had no choice but to find another way.

"You shouldn't break your promise and get fat with this sentence, right?"

"...What do you want me to do?" Yufan asked cautiously and fearfully, sensing the unsteady breath. "Let me say it first, that's only for now, you can't ask me to resign tomorrow, I didn't promise you this!"

"yes?"

It looked at Yufan like a wolf staring at a sheep.

"Will you resign? After I ask your body, we will know the answer soon."

But if you have the self-confidence that you are sure to win, you believe in the final victory - Yufan's people, Yufan's heart, and all of Yufan's time and effort will eventually belong to you!