Pets come for trouble

"I will quit my job as a cowherd."

Looking at the man kneeling beside his legs, scrubbing his toes for himself, not sparing even the gap between his toes.Under the impulse of love rising to his lips, Yufan said to him.

hours ago-

The passion of the long drought and the rain made them like insatiable beasts, and they fell in love again and again, from the floor in front of the porch, to the shoe cabinet, and then to the sofa and dining table in the living room.They devoured each other's physical strength and energy until they couldn't move a single finger, lying on the dining room floor, falling asleep in each other's arms.

When the sleepy god retreated, the two woke up, and when they saw each other's "worry" appearance, they both burst out laughing.

"We need a shower."

Yufan had no objection, so he asked Kefei to hold his hand, and the two of them went to the bathroom together, squeezed into a bathroom that was spacious for one person and a little cramped for two people.

After doing "homework" for more than a dozen weeks in one breath, the iron "pestle" was also ground into embroidery needles. Even if they were facing each other in a naked state where they would rub against each other from time to time, whether it was Whether it is true or not, all language is lacking in "sex".

But, that's fine.

There is no pornographic connotation, no brains occupied by sperm, simply enjoy the satisfaction and joy of skin-to-skin kisses and ear-to-ear...just like dessert after a meal, no matter how you eat it, you will never get tired of it.

When Kefei suggested to help him wash his hair and brush his back, Yufan joked, "Hey, why is the service so good today, ma'am?"

But he was not joking at all, he was very serious, and "served" for him in the spirit of washing and waxing his beloved car.First, he gently massaged every inch of Yufan's scalp with finger pressure, which was so comfortable that he almost fell asleep.Then, he brushed his back equally carefully and with just the right strength.In the end, she took the initiative to increase the size and washed his feet for him.

From the very beginning, Yufan thought he was joking, to feel his seriousness, and finally understood that this man was cherishing himself in this way—how could Yufan not be moved?

"You said before that I could 'work' here, does it still count?"

Yufan smiled, and said to Kefei who raised his head and looked at him: "Now I have done the work of male public relations very well, and my drinking capacity is no longer so bad. So I have challenged it, but I think it is still not enough. It suits me, so I decided not to do it. Now, let me come back and be your "househusband"?"

Although he went around in a circle, he still returned to the original point. Yufan felt that their quarrel was not meaningless.

It's just that Yufan's unprecedented big concession has hit a soft nail.

"If you want to be my husband, you will have plenty of time. I mean, after you retire." He glanced at Yufan calmly, but then bowed his head again to help him wash his toes. "It doesn't matter if you don't quit your job as a cowherd."

This guy is...thick!

"I said I'm going to resign, why don't you honestly say long live?"

"You don't have to resign for me."

If Kefei still cares about his work as a cowherd, it means that Kefei hasn't learned any lessons these days.After they separated, they regained their calm onlooker attitude, but they finally saw clearly what the problem was.

"However, give me your 'freedom'."

When a cowherd comes home drunk every day, he has no legitimate reason to be angry.

But if he is determined and thinks from Yufan's point of view, there is no way to improve the situation so that Yufan can work at the same time without harming his body.

For example, he can reduce Yufan's burden at home and share some housework for him; or he can go to the club to support him and just open a bottle without drinking.If that wasn't enough, he'd have to think of another way.

However, he only wanted Yufan to resign, not to do it.

"I admit it. I can't be a big-hearted man."

Although for so many years, he has always thought that he is "lenient" and gives a lot of space to the person he associates with. The degree of "lenient" also makes ex-girlfriends complain and doubt whether he doesn't love them.

But he laughed at them, only wanting to possess the other half, that kind of love is just the primitive instinct of animals occupying territory, not love.

Unexpectedly, Feng Shui took turns, and now he has become an "animal" who wants to grab the territory.

He is not a tolerant man, he just has never met someone who would make him possessive.

"When you are my 'pet', I am happy because you belong to me."

He knows that it is impossible for one person to completely belong to another person, but in the mirage relationship of that temporary illusion, he has fallen into this illusion and cannot extricate himself.

"We want to be together, so... I want my 'pet' back to me."

The status of a lover is not restrained enough.

The status of the other half must share responsibilities and obligations.

For pets, the only thing lost is freedom, and the only thing to do is to be loved well.

"I will clean up the environment for you, I will feed you and make you fat, and I will help you bathe and dress up..."

Ke Fei stood up, pulled Yufan up, turned on the faucet, and a powerful jet of water sprayed out from the shower, covering them in a cage of water.

Ke Feiwei blocked the water droplets spraying on his cheeks, and kept stroking his brows, his nose, and his lips with his fingertips, pushing away the thin streams of water.

"Just like before, you can be my pet, and you can only be in this house. After this door, you and I are just neighbors and friends—isn't that okay?"

Yufan sighed. "I don't know, it sounds so complicated."

Who is so powerful that can cut the relationship as perfect as him?

"Can't things be simpler?"

Falling in love with this man who is like a maze, Yufan feels that he has been wandering in his maze and lost his way.

"I don't want to care about pets or not, I just want to be with you from the beginning to the end."

"Then let's be together."

Kefei smiled contentedly, hugged him, and kept rubbing his chin against the top of his hair.

"Pet" is only used to define his own ownership of Yufan, not to make Yufan accept this status.

Whatever belongs to him, he must love him, protect him and support him, never let him be alone, let alone abandon him, or let him live on the street alone.

"We were meant to be together, weirdo."

But that happy smiling face made Yufan extremely shy, pretending to be "I can't stand you pervert", and hastily fled the bathroom.

"Wait a minute, I'll pick out clothes for you!"

Poor Yufan.

For a long time in the future, he will have to endure an extraordinary and unimaginable "favorite" - pampering.If Yufan rejects his various behaviors of pampering him, will he still say plausibly——

Have you ever heard that cats are not petted by cat slaves?Dog idiots can love their own dogs as they like, why can't I, a "Yufan idiot", pamper Deng Yufan as I like?you say!

Before Yufan finds a good way to rectify this eccentricity, he has to admit it, doesn't he?Who told him that he just likes this perverted coffee!

In the office of a senior female executive in the banking industry.

"Hello, I'm Jenny."

"Hey, remember me, Jenny? 』

"...Excuse me, who are you?"

"Hehe, it's okay, I'm Weiwei, the founder of "CIC"!" 』

"'CIC'? What album?"

"Did you forget it? "Cisacrap" - "Cheng Kefei is a scum" club! 』

"...Oh! Hahahahaha... that [CIC]!"

"Hey, you must be thinking in your heart, this kind of innocuous little joke after drinking, just let it go in the pub, after you sober, who will remember it, right?"

"Alittle, there is a little bit."

"Big sister is very honest, I like it."

"Little sister, big sister is very busy at work. We all know that Cheng is a scumbag, but so what? The matter is over and over, OK? I hung up the phone..."

"If I told you that that scumbag has a new "girlfriend", would you be interested? 』

"That scumbag has never been short of women. It's not surprising that he has a new girlfriend. I only pity his new girlfriend. She may be about to be dumped."

"Well, what if I tell you that this new "girlfriend" is a man, not a woman? 』

"...Impossible. Nicetry, but I won't be fooled by you! Cheng Kefei will fall in love with a transgender person? Hahaha! Thank you for the funniest joke I've heard today."

"He's not transgender, he's a guy from head to toe, and he works at a men's PR club. 』

"..."

"Hehe, it's hard to accept, isn't it?Cheng Kefei is a scum, if he was gay from the beginning, then we women would all be used by him.He wasted our precious youth just trying to hide the fact that he is gay.

"But then again, if he wasn't gay and this man was his first boyfriend - wouldn't that be more annoying?A man, who dumped us good women, and ended up with a man, what is the face of us women! 』

"...how did you know he was with a man?"

"Last month, I went to a men's public relations store with a bunch of sisters, and I happened to meet him.That scumbag didn't remember me, and when he walked past me, he didn't recognize who I was at all.Of course I was very angry, and I wanted to say to raid his box and pour him a glass of ice water.

"Oh, guess what happened?I actually heard him and the male publicist quarreling, not an ordinary quarrel, but the kind between lovers.What "you didn't come to me", "you don't care about me" and so on, I almost fainted.

"I immediately asked the other cowherds and the manager about it.Ask the name of the publicist who accompanied Cheng Kefei—what is Yufan.Then I searched on the Internet... The location of his online photobook is the apartment where Cheng Kefei lives, and they are already living together! 』

"..."

"Originally, as my sister said, love is free, we all broke up, how Cheng Kefei will live his love life is his family's business... But the more I think about it, the more unwilling I am, just scolding him is not enough for me." Satisfied. 』

"Not satisfied, what do you want?"

"At least let him kneel down and apologize to me!"I said sister, I have a plan in my mind, do you want to hear it?We can take revenge on him together and let him know how unforgivable and hateful it is to play with a woman's heart! 』

"..."

"Sister, don't you feel sick after listening to what I said, and don't you feel that your self-esteem has been trampled flat?"

"You know that day when I saw Cheng Kefei arguing with that cowherd, that expression—when he was with me, he was never so cautious and cautious, as if he regarded me as a rare treasure!

"If you were there, you would be as sick as I was.

"Besides, don't you think God has a reason for us to meet in that pub!Maybe God wanted us to punish him instead of God, so it was so coincidental that we three women who had suffered a lot of trouble got together.If God just wants us to scold him, don't you think it's too loud and rainy? "

"Hehe, that's enough, enough, I know you're trying hard to convince me of this muddy water. Let's not bring God into this, and I'll just hear what you have planned, okay?"

"Hehehe, you will join, I believe in my sister! 』

The strong woman sighed secretly.

She doesn't want to get involved in any troublesome things. Cheng Kefei is certainly hateful, but his position in the industry is the first consideration.The banking industry is a very conservative industry. If there is even the slightest scandal, you will never be able to get ahead in this industry in your life.Anyway, let's deal with this little girl casually first, and then find a reason to decline.

Standing in front of the staff lockers, Yufan held a tie clip and stuck it to the front of his shirt for comparison. He compared his appearance in the mirror, looked left and right, shook his head and sighed.

"What should I do... Is there nothing else to change?" I muttered to myself.

Behind him, a voice suddenly came in, shouting: "Oh, what's the matter? I actually used such a great thing today! Is this a real diamond? How many carats is it?"

"Brother Xiao..." Yufan frowned, barely crying. "Help."

"Huh? Why, you stole this really diamond tie clip?" Ai Xiao teased him and said, "Damn, I can't help you with that."

"No! How could I steal it!"

Yufan didn't even know where such an expensive item was sold.Basically, he doesn't go shopping, he buys everything by mail order, or his aunt in the United States helps him mail order and then sends it over.

"Okay, okay, okay, don't be angry, of course I know you're not a thief." Ai said with a smile, "It's from the 'girlfriend', right?"

Yufan nodded vigorously and said, "He said it was my 22nd birthday present, so he gave me a [-]-carat diamond - and said he knew I would refuse to wear a diamond ring, so he made me a tie folder."

"Oh, doesn't that sound great? What a generous 'girlfriend'. If I had a girlfriend like that, I wouldn't have to wait on other people here."

"But this... is too exaggerated." Yufan put a tie clip with [-] carats of real diamonds and a ring of broken diamonds on his chest, and showed it to Ai Xiao. "I'm just a rookie and I'm wearing something like this. It looks like it's showing off, and I don't like it."

"Hey, I said you really don't understand, Deng Yufan. Showing off is the basic skill of a cowherd! Just like this, using expensive gifts from others to arouse the competition of female guests, so that they will buy better gifts Come to pay tribute—I mean, give it to you!"

"But... I don't accept gifts."

Ai? slapped his forehead. "That's right, I forgot. You are a young master who can't die of hunger, so you don't accept gifts!"

Yufan surrendered. "Don't make fun of me, Brother Xiao. Can't you really think of a way for me? He confiscated all my other tie clips, and he insisted that I wear this. Otherwise, I will lend this to Brother Xiao, you Lend me yours to wear..."

"Well, that's a good idea."

The corners of Yufan's lips rose happily, and he looked at Ai Xiao with hope.

"If your tie clip can fit on meat, then I can lend you my neck tie."

Grinning, Ai Xiao opened his white suit jacket, revealing his naked chest underneath.

“I’m dressed in the Shinjuku “gigolo” style today, I put on a suit directly from the top of my body, and I wear a jingling gold necklace.How, is it very watery?The water burst, right? "

Woooooo, Brother Xiao is a villain!I can't help at all, and I'm still playing tricks on others!Yufan said so with sad eyes and a duck-puckered expression.

"Oh, what a hassle! Give it to me. I'll ask the boss for you to see if he has stock?" Finally getting serious, Ai Xiao took his drill clip and said.

"Thank you, Brother Xiao!" Finally, Yufan turned his tears into a smile, and Yufan hugged Ai Xiao happily.

At this time, a group of male publicists who used to act and sing oboe, satirize Yufan and the boss came into the lounge from the outside.Yufan immediately let go of Ai Xiao, worried that even Ai Xiao would be listed as a target of ridicule by them.

Those people squinted at Yufan.

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen Brother Diao?" Ai laughed and scolded.

Yufan thought that this was a bad situation, and those people would definitely come over to make trouble for Ai Xiao, or they would say ugly words and insults again.

If Ai Xiao can't control his shots, it will immediately turn into a fight between the cowherds-the cowherd shop where I stayed in the past often had disputes.

Usually the result is a lose-lose situation-for the sake of fairness, the store will order both parties to restrain themselves and stay at home for a few days to reflect.

Yufan is ready, if they get into a fight, he will take the responsibility for Ai Xiao.In this way, it will not affect Ai Xiao's income and make him lose his advantage when competing for performance.

As for himself, anyway, he is at the bottom of ten thousand years, not bad.

Unexpectedly, the group of people were reprimanded by Ai Xiao, but they didn't react at all. They rubbed their noses, turned their eyes away, and went back to their place to rest.

Yufan was very happy that the turmoil did not arise, but he didn't understand why those people suddenly changed their sex?

"Hehehe, the wicked will be punished by the wicked, and now they should know what will happen if they continue to act mischievously?" Ai Xiao gloated.

"What happened to them?" Yufan was curious.

Ai Xiao crossed his hands in front of his chest, grinning and said: "A group of people hide and plan secretly, trying to frame others. Who knows, let them touch a great white shark, and they were bitten back hard. At the beginning, they wanted to shoot I design other people's ugly appearance by myself, but in the end my own ugly appearance was photographed, and I became a target, now you have to behave if you are not good!"

Jaws?Framed?handle? ……Why do I work at the "Tsar" every day, and I have never skipped a day, and something happened in this club that I didn't even know about!

Yufan couldn't help reviewing himself, he was too slow, and the queen mother was too late.

"By the way, I almost forgot the tie pin——I'll borrow it for you right away."

Five minutes later, Ai Xiao came back panting with a gold tie clip, and said, "Your diamond tie clip is in the safe in the boss's office. You can get it from him after get off work."

Yufan was very embarrassed and said, "Please, Brother Xiao. You don't have to run, I'm not in such a hurry!"

"Huh? Oh, I ran after a big cockroach, not for you, don't worry about it."

Ai Xiao with fiery cheeks looked charming.

Yufan was still thinking: So a person like Brother Xiao who is not afraid of the sky and the earth is also afraid of things like big cockroaches?So cute!

"Ai Xiao, Yufan, new customers, big box."

Ai Xiao said "OK" to the manager, then turned around and patted Yufan on the shoulder, saying, "Let's go, let those flowers and butterflies get drunk and die in our honey!"

Yufan smiled weakly.This line is very cold, brother...

Is this the Cowherd's shop?

It was a little more presentable than I expected, with the taste of a high-end nightclub.

Although there are glittering golden lights everywhere, either crystal lamps or luminous things, but the bright and spacious entrance, the bold and gorgeous floral works almost make people mistakenly think that this is the lobby of a five-star hotel.

With neat short hair, she opened her eyes wide, and every time she looked at something, she would "wow" in admiration in her heart.Especially when I saw the photos of the handsome men on the wall that looked like salon photos, I was even more frightened.

"Sister Jenny, don't look stupid, we're leaving!"

He forcefully pulled her into the store, and the pretty girl with ponytail, Weiwei, pushed open the glass door like a seasoned horse without delay.

Following behind them was Laura, the rich lady who hit up Jenny in the bar that day. She was also too frightened by the scene in front of her to speak.

"welcome!"

The guests were greeted by two rows of young waiters with a height of over [-].

Handsome guys under the age of 20, dressed in uniforms of white shirts, black vests and suit pants, stand at both ends, like a living corridor of handsome guys, which not only makes the customers who enter the store immediately elated, but also full of gimmicks.

"Welcome three ladies to our shop."

The manager came forward to entertain and said, "Is this the first time for the three of you to visit our store? Do you want me to introduce you to the consumption methods of our store?"

"No need."

Among the three, Weiwei, who was most familiar with this place, pointed to the wall, the number one red card with the photo hanging at the top, and the photo at the bottom—a photo of a newcomer and a rookie.

"We'll just take these two, and the rest is up to you."

"Yes, thank you for appointing Ai Xiao, the red card of our store, and Yufan, the most promising newcomer of our store. I will lead the three ladies to your box first. The two of them will come to accompany you right away, please wait a moment."

After a while, Jenny and the others were already sitting in a semicircular sofa box that was larger than the large karaoke box and could seat at least ten people.The waiter diligently delivered a fruit plate, an ice bucket, a bottle of red wine, and a bottle of foreign wine, and placed them on the coffee table in the center.

"Let me tell you, the consumption here is not cheap. I only plan to open a bottle of red wine later, for acting, and you don't touch the rest."

Vivi had planned everything, and Jenny and Laura just had to follow her plan.

"Hehe, it's so exciting! I've never been to such an interesting place." Laura's cheeks were red, she hadn't even touched a drop of wine, but she seemed already drunk.

"Hehe, why haven't you been here before? How outdated. There are more interesting ways to play here!"

The two chattered and discussed excitedly, which made Jenny envious.She is more regretful than excited now, wondering why she joined the ridiculous idea of ​​these two girls?In case of failure...

"Oh, take it easy! There will be no problem!" Weiwei said, patting her on the back vigorously.

At this time, a clear male voice asked from above: "What is the problem?"

Jenny had only seen the most vicious man in all her life, exuding a sinister aura, with his half-naked chest open, blinking at her—Jenny's face was flushed, and she thought she would faint.

"Cheer up, Miss Jenny!"

"Come on, I'll help you cool down, come on!"

——I really shouldn’t have come, what kind of demon cave is this!

After a few minutes.

"So it's the first time I came to a public relations store, so I'm too nervous? Huh, it's okay, I thought it was my enthusiasm and electric eyes that finally stunned me! Hehe, beauty, don't be nervous, I won't eat you." A male publicist who is more flamboyant than gestures is the number one red card of this store, Ai Xiao.

Although she behaved frivolously, once she knew that Jenny was not used to the "playstyle" of the public relations shop, she immediately adjusted the way of reception and greeted her in a very gentlemanly manner.A towel is delivered at once, and an iced tea is handed over after a while.

But, despite his red card, Jenny prefers another one.

"Are you feeling better now?"

With a friendly smile and a handsome appearance, "he" who just sits beside him makes people feel like a spring breeze. He is a rookie in this store—and the main goal of their visit today.

Jenny watched him secretly.

God, what a smooth face, is this the skin a boy should have?As thin as a boiled egg, there are no pores at all.

"Huh? Did I get something on my face?" She smiled shyly.

God, how can this smiling face be so cute?So shy, called my sister, I really want to hurt her!

He stroked his cheek. "This side? Or this side?"

Even the confused appearance is so fresh and interesting!

Jenny knows that she is not young anymore, and people often joke to her, "It's time to start looking at the younger ones, otherwise, if you look up, you will only find men who stepped into the coffin!", but she still treats the younger "brother "Not interested in.

Impulsive, reckless, rude-a man who is still childish is simply a collection of all negative terms.

But, but, he is so cute!

His name is Yufan, right?

How did that guy Cheng Kefei know him?Did Cheng Kefei really stretch out his wolf claws towards him?

If today's task is to rescue him from the fire pit of Cheng Kefei, Jenny will be very happy to risk losing his job for him!

"Sister Jenny, let's all have a drink!" Suddenly, Vivi threw out this signal.

Jenny remembered her role, so she nodded and said, "It's only one drink, any more and I'll get drunk."

"It doesn't matter if you're drunk, we'll take you home." Weiwei sang along. "You'll still drive us home, right? Smile."

"Oh, wrap it up on me, just drink, just drink!"

Ai Xiao took the lead, stood up and shouted drinking slogans, and the atmosphere in the box was heated up to the highest point.

Little do they know that at this moment, the ladies in the box who seem to be gentle and harmless little sheep have quietly launched the Super Cowherd capture plan-preparing to give the heartless man a good look!