your majesty please nod

Where are you? "

"Hehe, work, work..."

Xia Xiaoyu returned to her seat, unable to calm down for a long time. Seeing that she was not very busy this morning, she secretly opened a pink page that she usually kept in her collection.

This is the small inner wall of the "Idle Lover", which is filled with piles of rotten women.

Usually she has nothing to do in her free time, what she likes most is to watch friends come here to the tree hole, gossip about JQ around her, play soy sauce in other people's fight posts, or read cute four-frame comics...

Now it's finally her turn to come here to be the landlord for a while, and she is very excited.

At this time, she turned into a "gossip little fish" and went back to update her posts.

"The host is back~~~ Under the diligent gossip of the host, I found that those two have made progress~~~ Our eldest has actually moved to the opposite side of the queen's house~~~BLABLABLA...BLABLABLA..."

Not long after Liu Mingyan returned to the office, he received a call from his boss, Li Yunhong.

"Mingyan, how is Zhang Yi's performance recently?"

"is acceptable……"

"Well, I think he has almost adapted to the company's environment. You can't always throw trivial things to him. I paid a lot of money to hire him, so don't you think he is overqualified?"

"I see."

Putting down the phone, Liu Mingyan knew that even the boss couldn't stand it anymore, and it seemed that he couldn't use those small fish and shrimp to fool him.

It happened that there were three urgent plans on hand, so Liu Mingyan picked out one and put it on the table.

Died Zhang Yi's internal number again: "Come over to my office."

Zhang Yi came over bluntly: "Master Director, what do you want me to do?"

While laughing, he pulled the chair opposite Liu Mingyan.

Liu Mingyan glared at him: "I let you sit?"

Zhang Yi said "hey" twice, and pushed the chair back again.

"sit down."

"Oh." With the queen's permission, he dared to sit down.

"The boss said, I asked you, a big director who came back from the United States, to do some small print ads, is it my talent?"

"Unyielding talents, newcomers have to start from the bottom."

"Why, you are satisfied with doing some print advertisements with such a high salary?"

"That's not..."

Liu Mingyan's words were stinging, and Zhang Yi couldn't answer no matter what.

"Don't try to be lazy. From today onwards, you will have to do work that deserves your salary."

"Yes, sir, you ordered."

"You also know that 60% of our company's revenue comes from TV advertising, which is very important to us. I think you have done planning in this area when you were working in the United States?"

"Yes."

"Here is a potential new customer of ours. They have two new products to promote in the second half of the year. These are their company profile and product features. You should get to know them first."

Zhang Yi opened the folder and took a look: "'Huyinbao' sanitary napkin?"

"What, is there a problem?"

"Isn't it better to let a female planner do this?"

"Mr. Zhang, a good planner should not pick clients."

"I know...but..."

"If you admit it and leave as soon as possible, the boss can save your salary and hire a few more people."

"Okay, I'll take it."

"you sure?"

"determine."

"Very good, the bidding will start next Wednesday, if you can't win this guest..."

"I pack up and leave."

This time, Zhang Yi answered the second half of the sentence for Liu Mingyan.

"Oh, it's good if you know." Liu Mingyan opened the cabinet underneath and threw a bag of things to Zhang Yi, "These are the protagonists of this advertisement, there are daily use, night use, soft cotton, dry The ... are all products that have not yet been launched, and I managed to get them. You go back and experience it, and remember to write down your experience."

Zhang Yi caught the bags of "aunt's towels" flying over, his head covered with black lines.

How to experience this, boss!

"Do you have any other questions?"

"...No more." Zhang Yi had no choice but to hold back his bitterness.

"Very good, the speed disappears from my face!"

Just like that, Zhang Yi took the folder and a pile of sanitary napkins and walked out silently.

Not long after Zhang Yi walked out, someone knocked on the door again.

"Come in."

The door was pushed open: "Mr. Liu."

It was Liu Mingyan's former partner Shi Donglai who came in.

"Oh, Donglai, what's the matter?"

"The first draft of 'Meng Dai Jewelry' is out, please have a look."

"So fast? Let me see."

Liu Mingyan and Shi Donglai have been cooperating for a long time, and he can always make designs that conform to his own ideas.

Liu Mingyan wanted to recommend him to Li Yunhong to replace him as the former deputy director, but it was a pity that Cheng Yaojin was killed halfway.

Liu Mingyan didn't quite understand that Shi Donglai was hardworking and capable, and also had his own design philosophy. Why didn't Li Yunhong like him?

Now that things have happened, they can only wait for Zhang Yi to be kicked out before finding a way to promote him.

"Very well, we can deal with the details a little more. Let's do it according to this idea."

"Thank you Mr. Liu."

"Donglai, we came in the same batch, so let's call me Ayan as before."

"Then how can it be done? There is still a point in the company."

Liu Mingyan just smiled and said nothing.

"Then I'll go out first."

During the lunch break, Xia Xiaoyu opened the pink page again.

Excited to see that there are many more comments under my post:

"The landlord is so proud~~~Continue to gossip with us~~~"

"It is recommended that the landlord move to their place, so that it is convenient to find adultery~~~"

Reply from the original poster:

Khan, the landlord can rent a house there without eating or drinking a month's salary...

But after getting acquainted with the boss, maybe I can pretend to be a guest at his house~~~

"The landlord said that they are classmates, I think you should gossip about their previous things, maybe there are bright spots~~~"

The host replied: This... we have to wait for the host to go deep into the boss. Now it seems that he is relatively easy to talk to. The queen really dare not provoke...

"What are you looking at, so happy?"

Suddenly, Zhang Yi's figure appeared behind him!

Xia Xiaoyu shook her hands, and quickly changed the page: "No, it's nothing..."

"Don't be so nervous, it's lunch break now. What were you watching just now, the pink background is so cute."

"Hey, women's websites... discuss women's issues, nothing interesting..."

"Hey, the women's website is good, I'm researching women now. Quick, give me the URL!"

When Xia Xiaoyu heard this, she broke out in a cold sweat: "Don't, don't, don't...these are all things that are too embarrassing to talk about, boss, please forgive me!"

"Okay then, let's talk about other things. Actually, I need your help with something."

"What's the matter? Boss, just say it!"

Zhang Yi looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to them, so he took out a pack of sanitary napkins from a black plastic bag.

"Boss, you are..."

Just now, he was seen coming out of the queen's office with a lot of sanitary napkins in his hands, which aroused snickering looks all the way.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not a pervert. This is the new advertising plan that the Queen asked me to do, and I want to experience it for myself..."

"Oh, the cake seller..." Xia Xiaoyu took a lot of effort to hold back the desire to laugh wildly.

"I said Xiaoyu, can you take it back and use it, and write me a review when you come back? Please, you and I are the most familiar ladies here."

"I..." Xia Xiaoyu blushed in embarrassment, "Actually, it's okay to ask for my help, but the problem is... my aunt just left, and she won't be here until next month..."

"Is that so..."

"Well, so... I'm sorry."

"It's okay, then I'll go back and think about it."

Poor Zhang Yi had no choice but to put his things back in a plastic bag and left sadly.

Xia Xiaoyu waited for him to leave before bursting out, lying on the table, laughing until her shoulders were shaking.

Hahaha...the queen is amazing!

There are so many cases in the whole company, why choose such a case for Zhang Yi, not to tease him!

No, it's too funny!

After Xia Xiaoyu laughed enough, she took the risk to open the pink page just now, and typed like flying with her fingers:

"The landlord has the latest gossip!"

Zhang Yi returned to his small office, staring at the packs of sanitary napkins on the table in a daze.

All of a sudden, the case came up, and he said boldly: "Isn't it just a few packs of sanitary napkins, who is afraid of anyone! There have been men who advertised sanitary napkins before, what if I make a plan!"

If you don't do it, you will never stop!

Zhang Yi decided to do what Liu Mingyan said, to experience it for himself!

I opened a pack of sanitary napkins and spread them on the desk, but felt that they were not comprehensive enough, so I simply went to the supermarket downstairs and bought a few more brands, so that I could draw results from the comparison.

After gently spreading them out, Zhang Yi began to try one by one.

First try the touch. After touching it with your hands, if you feel that it is not enough, just put it on your face and wipe it.

Well, the soft cotton feels very comfortable~~~ The dry mesh surface feels a bit rough...

After trying the touch, smell the taste again.

The soft cotton is very warm, and this medicinal type also has a mint flavor...

Then take another piece and stick it on the pants.

This one is very sticky, and it takes a lot of effort to tear it off; that one doesn't work at all, and it probably deforms after twisting it twice.

Finally, I found a measuring cup and began to test the most important water absorption.

Well, now the mesh surface is starting to play a role. It absorbs quickly and does not seep back much. It can probably bear 200ml.

Soft cotton is not good, it starts to leak at 180ml.

The double-layer groove is good, and the water disappears all at once.

ultra-thin benchmark