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Uchiha Madara is a very long-lived person, counted by seniority, Obito does not know which generation of great-grandson he is.

It stands to reason that elders should be more patient with younger generations

Gan, he can't bear it, who is not good to mention, you melon, do you have to mistake him for Qianshoufeijian?

Between Uchiha Madara and Senshou Fei, the hatred of killing his brother was utterly irreconcilable. He beat him every time he saw him, and vowed to make the dead white hair howl.

Madara looked at Obito seriously in front of him.

Black hair, rabbit eyes, is his Uchiha cub.

Genetic variation, or recessive inheritance?

Obito couldn't understand Madara's suspicious genealogy eyes, he found that after hearing the name of Senshou Tomona, the man in front of him had a complicated expression, like anger and sigh, making people make up a 100 million word sad and heartbreaking story in minutes personal biography.

Obito couldn't help substituting himself into the position of "Thousand Hands":

Obito-kun, a smart young man who had been rescued from the second-generation Hokage-sama who had been incognito for many years, revealed his identity.

Following the awakening of the name, the memories of the past flooded Qianshouban, making him unforgettable for a long time.

Obito suddenly felt something was wrong: he spoke too straight!Maybe Master Nidaimu just wanted to rescue him as a hermit master and teach him ninjutsu stunts, and create a legendary story of "Grandpa Golden Finger from Heaven" with him?

As a junior, he ruthlessly shattered the dream of the Second Hokage-sama!He is bullying an old man who is good enough to be his grandfather!

Miyoshi boy Odo-kun felt deeply guilty, and he bowed with difficulty: "I am very sorry, Master Nidaimu, I was wrong. You are not Qianshoubeijian, absolutely not!"

spot:"……"

He wasn't in the first place, why is your tone so resigned?Why are you in trouble, tell me!

He's going to find an excuse today to beat his unworthy descendants to death.

"I'm Uchiha Madara." Madara said with a cold look.

A hero is still a hero in his twilight. Even if life is about to run out, no one can underestimate the person in front of him.

Because he is Uchiha Madara.

A man known as Ninja Shura.

Hearing Madara's self-introduction, Obito slowly put out a question mark.

Don't think that he is easy to deceive just because he is young.Their Uchiha family has black hair, you are white hair, you have a problem!

Obito thought for a second: Maybe this is exactly what Senshou Feijian-sama meant?

The Second Daime didn't want to be recognized by Konoha's people, so in desperation he chose to pretend to be his deadly enemy and forcibly hold him back—this reason seems very reasonable!

As the founder of Konoha, Senju Zhuma is loved and loved by everyone, while Uchiha Madara is feared by everyone.

Hearing the names of Senju Hashirama and Senju Banma will make the Konoha people dance wildly with joy, and hearing the name of Uchiha Madara will only make people have difficulty breathing while holding an oxygen bottle and inhaling in a storm.

"In order to pretend to be himself, Senshoubanma-sama really tried his best." Obito sighed in his heart, "As expected of the Second Hokage, you have courage!"

Ninjas can bear what ordinary people can't bear. They can use caves as habitats, and they can also pretend to be themselves in the name of their deadly enemies.

Obito suddenly felt ashamed.

He obviously used the cells of Master Senshou Zhujian to complete his body, and he had a new father under the medical definition, but he didn't have the courage to admit it.

Is he worthy of the resolute and forbearing Lord "Thousand Hands" in front of him? !Obito Uchiha, where did your conscience go? !

"I see, Tobima, no, Madara-san." Obito raised his head and showed a pair of serious and firm eyes, "This year's Chinese New Year, I will go to offer a stick of incense for my father!"

Just ask for a clear conscience!

"Are you guilty?" Ling Ling asked.

"Not at all." Dazai replied frankly.

They were sitting on the clean mahogany corridor, stepping barefoot on the stream passing through the corridor, letting the small red and golden fry peck at their toes.

The maid walked over with small steps and brought the glutinous rice flour dumpling to the guests.Lingling held a cup of Qingming with tea smoke curling up, her face full of serenity of "I'm already retired".

She and Osamu Dazai are currently the guests of the Daimyo of the Water Country.

With a mouth that turned black and white, they almost limped the daimyo.

Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling claimed to be nobles from the Land of Fire, and they came to visit because they admired the sea view houses that can be seen everywhere in the Land of Water.

The old and fatuous daimyo put on reading glasses and took a look: Wow, looking at their looks that seem to have been edited by PS and their bright skin, you can tell that they are from the land of fire.

The Land of Wind is located in the desert with constant wind and sand, the Land of Thunder is dry, the Land of Earth is rough, and the Land of Water is overly humid. Only the Land of Fire with a just right climate can raise such outstanding beauties.

Why is the Nation of Fire especially targeted every time there is a war?Is it because they are the strongest, or is it because their ninja village is not named according to the format of "X Hidden Village"?

No, it is because they have the most fertile water and soil, the best air quality, and the highest life satisfaction of the people.

Make people jealous.

Of course, everyone is very good at showmanship, and they won't make it obvious that my mother is jealous of you and I want to beat you.

They said politely: "Look, Shayin Village, Wuyin Village, Yanyin Village, and Yunyin Village all have a unified format, which is so comfortable and neat to listen to, but you insist on naming it [Konoha], do you want to Kill obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

As long as "Muye Village" is replaced with "Yanyin Village" or "Yiyin Village", everyone has no big opinion.

You despise the homonym of Yanyin and Yanyin for the former, but the latter will not have the same name, right?

Lang Yan, who is more ruthless than a ruthless person, plus five points for one person; Lang Yi, who is more ruthless than a ruthless person.

What a mighty and domineering name, do you dare to answer me?

The daimyo of the country of water didn't say it clearly, but that's what he said inside and out. He secretly poked and dissed the daimyo of the country of fire in front of Osamu Dazai and Zero Zero.

Seeing that the poor old man gave them food, drinks, and free jokes to make them happy, Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling nodded and performed a trio of sketches together - "The Life of the Disliked Fire Country Daimyo".

"It's been a long time since I've been this happy. The two are truly righteous people who killed their relatives." Said the daimyo of the country of water contentedly.

He already knew that the old man from the Land of Fire was a hottie, and he was very relieved that even the nobles of his own country fell in love with him and scolded the old man.

"The two of you will live in peace at the Daming Mansion for the time being." The Water Country Daimyo said generously, "I will personally send someone to send you back when the war is over."

The third ninja world war sweeping the whole world, in the mouth of the daimyo, is like a small fight that will end soon.

"There are ninjas on the left and right, what does it have to do with the nobles?" Dazai Osamu sneered, and lightly kicked the water splash under his feet.

The surrounding school of fish was frightened and scattered, hitting Lingling's calf, numb.

The sun shone wantonly in the clear stream, and the sparkling water rippled with fish. They had green tea in their hands and snacks on the table. It seemed like a leisurely day.

Across the wall from the Daming Mansion, a child who just graduated from a ninja school killed all his companions and stepped onto the battlefield with a bleeding knife.

They survived cannibalism only to die in another, greater cannibalism.

"The country of water seems to be more indifferent to war than other countries." Dazai Osamu lay on his back in the corridor, reaching out and biting a dumpling.

The tip of his nose touched the white glutinous rice flour, like a cat caught stealing food.

"Because the battlefield is not in the country of water, even if ninjas come in, they will not be able to advance the front line surrounded by ports and oceans." Ling Ling also lay down and explained.

"The ocean is a natural barrier. I think the country of water has no ambition to fight it out, but it is not enough to compete with the land countries for the time being." Dazai Osamu and Ling Ling lay side by side, analyzing the situation of the world in a few words.

The Nation of Fire is the eternal "army of justice" because they have no reason to invade.The other four countries are all coveting the better soil and living environment of other countries. Among them, the land of wind and the land of water, where the constant wind and sand are difficult to grow, and the land of water, which eats fish and vomits, are particularly urgent.

Kazekage/Mizukage: For rice and meat!Gentlemen, I love war!

"The Nation of Fire is quite miserable when you think about it like this. It really makes enemies everywhere." Osamu Dazai lazily looked at Ling Ling, "However, it seems that their strength has always been the strongest?"

As he turned his head, the glutinous rice flour on the tip of his nose swayed back and forth in front of Lingling's eyes, dazzled his eyes.

"Here, it's stained." Ling Ling gestured with his fingers, signaling Osamu Dazai to wipe off the powder.

"Where?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head, not knowing why.

Lingling was thinking about her words when a furry head suddenly approached her.

"Zero-chan wipe it for me, I can't see it." Osamu Dazai raised his head slightly, exposing his entire face in front of Ling Ling's eyes.

It's a bird's-eye view again, and Osamu Dazai seems to particularly like Ling Ling to look at him like this.

why?

Looking down, naturally belongs to the perspective of the superior, and it is the perspective that Osamu Dazai is most familiar with.He hardly looked up at anyone, even Mori Ogai—even when he was punched to the ground, his gaze was always condescending.

Only for Lingling, he likes to make himself lower.Or lazily lying on the sofa, pulling up the sleeves on the computer chair, or actively lowering the head like this to act like a baby.

It seemed that as long as he was closer, the distance between them could be shortened by another point.

Even though they are inseparable, is the uneasiness still engraved in the bone marrow?

"Master is so stupid."

Ling Ling stretched out his hand and pushed Osamu Dazai to the floor.

Osamu Dazai obediently fell back. He put one arm around the girl's slender waist to prevent her from falling, while the other hand was idly spread by his side.

He didn't care about the back of his head, which might have been hit hard, but was covered by a hand when his head was about to hit the cold plank.

An unstoppable smile flashed in Dazai Osamu's eyes.

Even on a whim, Ling Ling will always pay attention to every detail, and she never lets him get hurt.

"Stupid," she said again, leaning over.

The soft moist feeling briefly occupied all of Dazai Osamu's senses.

The sun is covered by the eaves and the shadows are scattered. Fish jump out of the water in the stream, and rainbow-colored phantoms flash in the air with the crystal luster of water droplets.

The natural scenery is too beautiful, not as beautiful as the world in his eyes.

The kiss was fleeting, the tip of the tongue sipped the delicate glutinous rice flour, and Lingling only gave one word: "Sweet."

The dim sum of Daming Mansion is good, and Osamu Dazai rarely praised it at the luncheon.

"As long as you like it." The daimyo didn't care much, and they didn't have any objections when they heard that Dazai Osamu and Lingling wanted to play in Wuyin Village.

"Don't pay attention to vulgar ninjas." All he told him was, "Let's start the dinner after the two of you come back."

Wuyin Village is extremely depressed.

There is so much fog near the water, so it is called Wuyin Village.

Along the way, the expression they saw most was numbness.

The smell of blood in the air and the mist cover this Ninja Village together, no wonder it is called "Blood Fog Hidden".

There are very few ninjas on the street, and the villagers never talk to them. When the coins and goods are cleared, they turn their faces and refuse to recognize people. The ninjas also look like they are used to dismissing them.

"Is it the same in other villages?" Osamu Dazai asked in a low voice.

Lingling and him were holding hands, and a goldfish in a water bag was tied to his wrist.

"No, this is the most serious place." Lingling shook his head, "No matter what everyone thinks in other villages, at least they maintain a plastic environment on the surface."

"The daimyo of the country of water is stupid, but Mizukage is also stupid enough to split the country like this?" Osamu Dazai was a little puzzled.

He heard that the title of "X Shadow" in this world is quite valuable, and the hot-blooded young man has a domineering declaration of "I have a dream, I want to become Hokage!".

Short people choose generals, and the "shadow" is a nomination system. No matter how bad the selected person is, he should be a member of the top of the pyramid.

"Because Wuyin Village is not under the control of Mizukage." Ling Ling shook the goldfish in the water bag, "The current Mizukage Yakura is just like this fish, which is being kneaded and kneaded in a corner. "

"The real master of Wuyin Village is Uchiha Madara."

In the battle between Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Madara did not die.He wandered around the world, seeing the suffering and sorrow of all living beings, seeing the smoke of war and the constant chaos of war.

Even the alliance between God of Ninja World and Ninja Shura will not bring eternal peace. He chooses to walk alone on the road of pursuing ideals.

Faith is like a fire in the heart, if the fire is not extinguished, people will not die.

Senshou Pillar passed away, Senshou Paijian died in battle, the old man was gone, and Uchiha Madara was left alone in the world.

The ancestral stele left by the Uchiha family gave him the possibility to realize his ideal.

[Unlimited monthly reading] plan.

With the moon as the core, use the ultimate evolutionary form of the Uchiha family's Sharingan-Samsara Eyes to perform illusions, so that all creatures in the world will fall into an illusion.

In an unreal environment, there will be no wars, no one will die, and everyone will be able to achieve true happiness.

"This is his ideal - to become the warrior Uchiha of love." Ling Ling roughly summed it up for Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai: I feel complicated.

"I originally thought that Xia Youjie's ideals were enough. I was narrow-minded. There are people who are beyond human beings. There are no limits to human brains."

Osamu Dazai couldn't understand: With such an unreliable pyramid scheme, would someone really be fooled?

Lingling can answer him with certainty: Yes, not a lot.

Are you underestimating Uchiha's ability to sell Amway? Big guts!

The Uchiha family, a magical family, have strange and confused brain circuits, seem to be shrewd, but actually get into trouble in strange places.

It's not terrible to fall into the trap of MLM, but the scariest thing is to spread talent from person to person.

Uchiha Madara, the man who sells Amway, he can sell even Amway with such a wonderful "Eye of the Moon" plan, a well-known myth in the MLM world.

Today, I encountered Waterloo for the first time.

"I said I'm not Senshoubanjian, if you look at me with that kind of eyes, you'll kill me." Uchiha Madara said coldly.

It's rare for him to spend a little more time talking to the juniors in the clan about his exquisite life ideals that shocked Osamu Dazai for a whole year, but found that Obito Uchiha was stunned the whole time.

Obito: Should I visit Senju Bashima-sama's grave?Does the new father recognize or not?

"I know." Hearing Uchiha Madara's words, Obito said cooperatively, "I know you are not Toikama-sama, absolutely not!"

Madara: You know a hammer!

"Well, when can I go back to Konoha?" Obito is still not used to his new body, but he desperately wants to go back to Konoha to find Minato-sensei, Rin, and Kakashi.

"Why do you think I will let you go back?" Uchiha Madara raised his jaw mockingly and pointed to the exit of the cave, "Go out and see for yourself, where are you now."

Obito struggled to stand up, he was very unskilled in using his new body, and walked towards the light source with bumps and bumps.

At the exit of the cave, he hit a stone under his feet and fell to the ground, his eyes were stung by the light source.

The smell of damp fish hits the face, accompanied by the smell of blood in the air.

"Water country... Wuyin Village?" Obito opened his eyes wide in astonishment.

There is an entire ocean away from the Fire Nation!

Sharingan allows him to see farther. Through layers of woods and rocks, he can see the villagers walking in Wuyin Village, the ninjas wearing forehead protection, and the noble boys and girls strolling together.

In the blood-red field of vision, the black-haired girl turned her head slightly.

The pair of inorganic black pupils met with the scarlet Sharingan, and everything around her disappeared like a drop of ink, leaving only her a peaceful glance.

[I saw you. 】

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