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Namikaze Minato, who had listened to the housework of the Sage of the Six Paths, went back dazed.

He originally thought that this complicated home fight background had nothing to do with him, but he didn't expect a thunderstorm from Zero Zero Sky, splitting his brilliant blond hair into burnt popcorn.

His son is rounded up to be the first generation of Hokage, and he himself is rounded up to be Six Paths Sage Honsen.

Going around and around, the protagonist of the house fight drama is actually himself.

Namikaze Minato stood at the door of the house, took a deep breath, pushed the door open and entered the house.

"Yuki, who tied your tail into a knot?" Uzumaki Kushina's roar made Namikaze Minato stop.

In the living room of his house, eight little monsters huddled together, Shouhe sat down on the hard shell of Jifu, and the bull ghost tied Youlu's two tails into knots with his nimble tentacles, and the remaining ones surrounded The coffee table turned around and was lifted by Uzumaki Kushina with her tail.

Only the pink ribbon that connects all the tail beasts is calm, you can run as you like, don't even try to get rid of it.

"Minato, you're back?" Uzumaki Kushina smashed the coffee table with one punch and straightened the knotted pink ribbon, and asked doubtfully while untying Erwei Mataly's knots, "Aren't you laying the floor in Hokage Building today? "

Although I feel a little sorry for him, but there is really no place for Namikaze Minato to sleep at home.

"I'm here to tell you something." Namikaze Minato knew that the tailed beast was a creation left by the Sage of the Six Paths, so he must be familiar with the past stories, and he didn't shy away from it. He told the story of today's conversation with Dazai Osamu Uzumaki Kushina listened.

"What's the matter?" Hearing this, Uzumaki Kushina showed a hearty smile.

After 10 minutes, her smile slowly disappeared.

In today's ninja world, the Uzumaki clan, the Senju clan, and the Uchiha clan are all descendants of the Sage of the Six Paths, which is why Uchiha Madara is sure that Uzumaki Nagato can accommodate the eyes of reincarnation.

Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Uzumaki Clan—Uzumaki Kushina is completely shattered today.

She stroked her slightly distended belly tremblingly.

This is not a child, this is an ancestor!

"I've decided." Uzumaki Kushina looked firm, "I'm going to invite the best prenatal education teacher over today."

Her child must be a heavenly genius, a peerless protagonist who will shock him/her in the whole ninja world!

"Is Mr. Tsushima free?" Kushina Uzumaki is also a loyal reader of Shuji Tsushima. She held Namikaze Minato's hand with bright eyes, "Can I invite him to teach the children early?"

I don't know if Osamu Dazai has Kuna Kazunami, but this is not possible, very bad.

Tsushima-sensei made his debut writing horror novels!Let him do prenatal education for the child. Is this child a peerless wolf who has to listen to ghost stories to fall asleep since birth?

"Tsushima-sensei is too busy, I'd better ask Jiraiya-sensei to come back." Namikaze Minato forcibly pulled back, "The most important thing now is to deal with the tailed beasts. I'll take one to eight tails there first."

Signing a contract with a tailed beast is a technical job. After referring to the case of Uchiha Madara forcibly signing a contract with a psychic beast with Kyuubi, Zero Zero and scientific research expert Orochimaru got together and worked out a strict but not harsh contract.

Sage of the Six Paths originally divided the body of his mother Otsutsuki Kaguya into nine tailed beasts to protect the earth. They are a symbol of peace and should not be weapons of human war.

So this contract is very friendly to Tailed Beasts. It is an employment contract with an unlimited validity period: Konoha will provide Tailed Beasts with housing, food, five insurances and housing fund, full attendance bonus, paid leave, etc. With the benefits you will have, there are only two things that the tailed beasts need to do: one is to act as a mascot for Konoha town, and the other is to give priority to destroying this place if Konoha violates the contract.

The implication is: Unless it is absolutely necessary, just eat, drink, sleep and sleep, a paradise for the elderly.

For long-haired animals such as a raccoon cat and a two-tailed tabby cat, Konoha is willing to provide them with a series of washing, cutting and blowing services such as combing, bathing and blowing. They have the most outstanding cat grooming experts, and they will definitely be able to pull out a group of fur ancestors Belly growls.

Namikaze Minato explained in detail the agreement he reached with Osamu Dazai, and he knew that the nine tails in Uzumaki Kushina's body and the eight tailed beasts behind him were all listening.

Tailed Beasts: Sounds good—what, Erwei actually has special cat rice? !

Everyone is a tailed beast, so why should you be given special treatment because you are a cat?Brothers disagree!

The eight-tailed bull ghost immediately waved its tentacles and tied the two tails that Erwei Youlv had managed to straighten into a tight knot.

Youlv: Cats are so cute, how can you persecute them?

He hugged his knotted tail in distress.

"Tsushima-sensei has a method to completely strip the tailed beast without harming Jinchuriki." Namikaze Minato held Uzumaki Kushina's hand and said softly, "You have worked hard all these years, Kushina."

Uzumaki Kushina had a sore nose.

She gets along well with Kyuubi, but if given a choice, who would want to be Jinjuriki?

A synonym for monsters, ninjas surrounded by surveillance all the time, loss of control if you don't pay attention, can't escape the fate of being pushed into the battlefield to kill countless people...

The price of this power is too much.

Uzumaki Kushina without Kyuubi is still an outstanding ninja. She comes from the most outstanding ninja family of sealed ninjutsu. Once she lets go of her hands and feet, everyone will be afraid of her.

Not as Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, but as Kushina Uzumaki was feared by the enemy.

"We have to resolve this matter before the child is born." Uzumaki Kushina gently stroked her lower abdomen, "Will the operation to strip the Nine Lamas hurt? Which is more painful than giving birth?"

"It doesn't hurt, it will be very fast." Lingling put on a mask, and said to the red-haired lady on the operating table with a scalpel, "You can ask Obito Uchiha, it's useless for me to perform open-heart surgery on him." anaesthetization."

In order to allow the patient to fully participate in the operation process, Dr. Ling Ling was worried.

Uzumaki Kushina & Namikaze Minato: No, anesthesia can still be used, it sounds like it hurts.

"Is Miss Lingling really reliable?" Namikaze Minato asked Dazai uneasily as he watched the door of the operating room close.

Osamu Dazai said to him very seriously: "You can think that Zero Sauce is unreliable, but you can't question whether she is reliable or not—even if she is really unreliable."

After all, you are a quack doctor who will give out ridiculous treatment plans such as "amputation" when you encounter a cold. You can't ask too much for artificial mental retardation.

Namikaze Minato panicked even more.

"Don't be afraid." Osamu Dazai put his hands in his sleeves and said leisurely, "Now you should worry about the reactions of the other four countries."

The tail beast theft case of Iwagakure and Sandgakure village finally reached the ears of Yungakure and Wugage village. Mizukage is firmly controlled by Uchiha Madara and there is no need to worry about it. The most violent Raikage can't sit still .

All the tailed beasts in the ninja world were stolen, why didn't you Konoha get killed?

When things go wrong, there must be a demon, and there is only one truth—the thief shouts, "Stop the thief, and the culprit is yourself!"

Hey, Lei Ying was so angry that his beard was crooked, he almost had a stroke in his old age, and his hands and feet twitched.

Well, you Fourth Hokage, you seem to be upright, but in fact you are secretly doing things behind your back and pretending to be innocent.

It's a good guy with a wicked mind, bullying his old man is getting old, this matter is endless!Namikaze Minato, just wait and see!

Minato Namikaze, who had received tons of letters of accusation, looked at Osamu Dazai with an innocent face.

He did nothing and knew nothing.The pot is all his, is that reasonable?

Osamu Dazai tilted his head innocently: Meow?

Tsushima-sensei is just a little kitty, what kind of bad intentions does the kitten have?

"When Kyuubi and Kushina are separated, Konoha probably won't be able to hide the fact that Konoha has all the tailed beasts."

While talking, Namikaze Minato seemed to see his future in the Hokage office until he died suddenly: "The other four countries will definitely not be willing to admit that the Fire Nation is the strongest. I guess there is still a war to fight."

This battle may be a 1VS4 pattern, but Minato Namikaze is not afraid at all.

The nine beast-shaped nuclear weapons are in their hands, and fighting blindly is a must-win game. Compared with tactics, how to make the other four countries lose less ugly and minimize the number of deaths is the key.

"Well, this matter can be left to me." Osamu Dazai just finished a serialization of a collection of folk ghost stories, just happened to be bored in Konoha, and his heart was eager to do something.

At the intersection of the five major countries, there is a small country - the country of springs, which is a famous tourist resort and has the best hot springs in the world.

Mr. Tsushima has finished the manuscript, and Mr. Tsushima is going to travel. No one can compete with Mr. Tsushima for the good news of public travel.

"Of course I believe in Sensei." Namikaze Minato lowered his voice and told Osamu Dazai a shocking secret, "But Sensei, you have to pay attention. My people came to report: Shimura Danzo, who banned Sensei in Konoha, seems to be secretly contacting other countries people, the purpose is unknown."

Namikaze Minato has never given up vigilance because "Shimura Danzo" started the old-age care model.

Even though his disciple Uchiha Obito walked out of [Ne]'s interrogation room intact, with no trace of abuse and even a few pounds rounded, Namikaze Minato will always remember that the Third Hokage told him to be careful Danzo, be careful [root] entrustment.

Now that the war is not completely over, contacting the enemy country secretly can be dealt with as treason!Shimura Danzo must want to make a big deal!

"It's a pity that we can't get evidence." Namikaze Minato sighed, full of regret.

Dazai Osamu who replaced Shimura Danzo and used his old face to contact the enemy: I know.If it wasn't for the news I let people release on purpose, do you think your Anbu can find anything?

After I banned my own operations, Osamu Dazai ushered in the novel experience of "I was being whispered behind my back".

"Don't worry, I have expected Shimura Danzo's actions." Osamu Dazai said.

Don't worry about it, can you know my own actions better than me?

"Leave it to me." Osamu Dazai watched the door of the operating room being pulled open, and asked Namikaze Minato without looking back, drawing his attention sharply: "You haven't read your Hokage documents for a few days?"

"Three days... right?" Namikaze Minato looked dazed, "I will die, absolutely."

He heard that the Hokage consultant had been asking Uzumaki Kushina for advice on how to use secret techniques to seal the doors and windows of Hokage's office to create a "room that cannot be opened until the work is done" and lock him in.

Hokage's job can't be done in this lifetime, Namikaze Minato thinks they want him dead.

"Who died? Do you need surgery too?" Lingling walked out of the operating room carrying a big fox with nine tails, "Congratulations, mother and child are safe."

"Let go of the old man! Don't treat the old man like a baby!" Kyuubi kicked his legs desperately, but was held back by Lingling and pulled back.

"What a fat fox leg." Ling Ling was shocked, "One leg is enough for a pot of hot pot!"

She's hungry and the scalpel is still there, why don't we sit down and have a meal first?

"Let go of the old man! You devil!" Jiuwei bared his teeth and squeaked loudly, "You don't want to eat such a big bastard, why are you coveting the old man's hind legs!"

"Turtle?" Osamu Dazai moved, "Not bad, I'm hungry too."

"Please don't just use tailed beasts as ingredients." Namakaze Minato sat up with Uzumaki Kushina, seeing that his wife had nothing to do with his heart not yet put back into his chest, and was being held by Kyuubi's thigh to look at the meat The two were speechless in shock.

"Hey, you are all here." Gojo Satoru raised his hand to say hello, and walked briskly, "Let me see if the strongest Nine-Tails you say is a sealed item like the two-faced Su Nuo—a fat fox! Grill or skillet? Spicy or garlic?"

People flock together and things form groups.Gojo Satoru, who can become friends with Osamu Dazai and Reiling, must not be a normal person.

Jiu Lama, who was dragged back by three people: Tired, the world will be destroyed.

The author has something to say: Zai will do a wave of things in the end, and then Hokage will end.

After the palindrome, the appearance of the mimic~Mr. Mori's nightmare is coming.