Silver Theorem

A weird beast battle is taking place on a certain beach on a certain deserted island...Of course, if you consider that this is a great route, you won’t feel so weird:

A leopard in a suit (that is, the cow in Mia's eyes): "I will never eat your 'giraffe food' again! LZ wants to eat meat!"

A giraffe in a black tracksuit (that is, the horse in Mia's eyes, because she is so boxy that she sees the tracksuit as a suit): "What's wrong with being vegetarian!? Can't even wash vegetables People like you have no right to complain! Do you think this old man is willing to serve you!?"

These two animals that can talk and stand on two legs, at first glance, they are the ability users of devil fruit.

Anyone who has seen the OP knows that these two are members of the legendary government secret special intelligence organization CP9-Lu Qi & Kaku, so I won’t explain much here.

As for why they live on a deserted island and worry about food... Actually, it is because their incompetent boss launched a demon-slaying order on Judiciary Island and they let some pirates run away leisurely, and the result is He became the object of the world government's indictment.Although everyone in CP9 can be said to have fulfilled their obligations in the battle against the pirates, they can no longer expect the government to provide them with any assistance, so the group decided to temporarily split up and hide, recuperate, and return to the rivers and lakes for a long time to come.

Lu Qi and Kaku were "coincidentally" assigned to the same team...but this seems to be a wrong decision...

Lu Qi (I kick, I hit): "Anyway, LZ must eat meat today!"

Kaku (I hit, I kick): "If you have the ability to do it yourself! You guys are completely incapable of living, who told you to skip class every time you took the 'wilderness survival training class' when you were in the military academy!!"

Lu Qi: "Does the person who sleeps in class have the right to say me!?"

At this moment, the two of them suddenly found that there seemed to be something more on the beach—a silver-haired human was lying there.

The two stopped fighting and stepped forward to find out.

"Kaku..." Lu Qi stopped Kaku who was leaning over to check, and said in a very serious tone: "I remember the instructor once said... in extraordinary times, fresh corpses can be eaten as a last resort ..."

"Go to hell! You damn carnivore! How much do you want to eat meat!??" Kaku roared: "And... this person is still alive."

Lu Qi raised his eyebrows, and then returned to a serious expression: "I remember the instructor also said that under unavoidable circumstances, even seriously injured comrades..."

Kaku (shouting): "That's enough! Why do you only remember these things!?"

Kaku looked at Mia from head to toe, and found that she was covered with scars and bruises almost all over her body. After seeing her feet, Kaku couldn't help but gasped:

"Hey, this..."

"It looks like it was pulled out of a meat grinder..."

Even the two killers felt a little chill after seeing Mia's shapeless feet.Because the injury to the caudal fin was transferred to the feet after becoming a human, Mia's feet are now bloody and bloody, and even the bones are exposed in many places...

Kaku: "Do you want to save? There should be bandages and medicines left..."

Lu Qi: "..."

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A few hours later, Mia woke up and found that she was covered with a blanket. After trying to sit up, she saw two strange men in black sitting opposite. There was a small pot on the fire in front of them. Are you cooking something... (A certain cat: I know there is ambiguity in the connection between the plots...)

"Are you awake?" the man with the long nose said.

"Well, did you save me? Thank you..." Mia responded, and immediately began to observe the other party carefully.

Mia's heart: So I'm still alive?It's unbelievable... But these two people... the one with the long nose looks amiable, but it's mostly an act.The one with the long black hair and the pigeons on his shoulders seems to be very taciturn, and their posture... There are traces of training, 8% of them are soldiers, so are they affiliated to a certain country? No, they are still preparing for the worst. It's better, let's treat it as a navy, and they seem to have been seriously injured, with bandages exposed from their clothes... But, what is the bloody feeling on their bodies that cannot be concealed...

The intelligence department of the world government is naturally not easy to eat. Although Mia has worked hard to track it down, she has never obtained detailed information on CP9, and she has no idea about its specific personnel. In less than 2 days, she will be killed because of this. Too late to regret...

After spending 1 second to complete the above thinking, Mia felt a little nervous, because the two people on the opposite side were obviously not idle people, but she did not express this emotion:

"That...my name is Mia, may I ask who you are?

Kaku: "The old man's name is Kaku, this is Lu Qi, and that pigeon is Hatoli"

Lu Qi: "..."

Mia (old? Forget it... don't care...): "Kaku, Lu Qi and Hatoli... Excuse me, what date is it today?"

After getting Kaku's answer, Mia knew that she had been drifting on the sea for 2 days. According to the situation at that time, this place should be far away from the place where the incident happened. It seems that there are no people here, and it is a desert island. Well... I searched my pocket quietly, but I couldn't find the life card... It should be impossible to lose it, probably because the nutrients in the necklace have been exhausted... So if you want to reunite with the red hair, you must rely on these two people .

Kaku: "Mia, what happened to you, why did you drift here?"

Mia began to look pitiful: "5555... I'm actually the daughter of a merchant. Our whole family encountered a shipwreck when we went out to sea with a merchant ship, 55555... and then I didn't know anything..."

Mia is an acting school.

Kaku (sorrowful): "Alas... Actually, we also drifted here in distress. This place seems to be a deserted island. Fortunately, we still have some supplies around us."

Mia & Kaku (actually full of doubts): "We are all unlucky, alas..."

"So, you don't know why your feet are like this?" Lu Qi, who had been silent all this time, pointed at Mia's feet and said in a low voice.

Mia looked down and found that her feet were wrapped in thick bandages.

"Yeah, won't it hurt?" Kaku also felt that Mia seemed a little too comfortable.

"Hmm...was the injury serious? Maybe it's numbness..." Mia replied, although she didn't feel any pain, she realized that she seemed to be unable to move freely below her knees...it was because of the injury to the tail fin. ... She can probably imagine what her feet look like now ...

Kaku: "We came here with the boat, and the boat can still sail, and we also have a permanent pointer. It's just because we were all injured, so we haven't sailed for a long time, but we should be able to recover in another day, when you Come with us too."

Mia: "Is it really possible~~ Thank you so much, you are really kind people~~555..."

Tell me all about yourself so quickly?Not counting the factor of the author trying to make the story progress faster, it should be that they judged that they would not pose a threat... Mia thought this way, if it wasn't because of her body becoming like this, she wished to get their permanent pointer sooner , and then return to the red-haired pirates as soon as possible, after all, for his life that is about to end, it is time to race against time.

"We need to help each other when we are in trouble...By the way, what kind of business does the family do?" Kaku said.

"Our family is in the clothing business~ ah... what you are wearing is the new style of 'your mother' (cat:...)~ you are very discerning, and we also have an agent for this brand~" Mia targeted .

"Well, I only wear 'your mother' suit..." Lu Qi seemed very happy, although his expression was still grim.

Mia noticed the newspaper in Lu Qi's hand: "Huh? Isn't that newspaper from a week ago?"

Lu Qi: "Yes, because this place is too remote, few news birds come here, so the news is relatively closed."

In this way, it can explain why they didn't recognize Mia if they were the navy, because Mia's reward order was only issued in the last few days... But this situation cannot last for a long time, and she must always be on guard against her identity. exposure.

"So I can only see the previous issue of JUMP!" Kaku suddenly held up a copy of "Youth Jump".

Lu Qi (BS): "Hold your JUMP and die..."

Kaku: "Huh... I don't even need to talk about the pile of "SFMAGAZINE" under your bed (Note: The magazine that once serialized "Legend of the Leopard King (GUINSAGA)")..."

Lu Qi rushed over and grabbed Kaku by the collar...

These two goods are really the same... Mia is sweating...

At this time, there was a sound of boiling in the soup pot on the fire.

Kaku (pushing Lu Qi away): "Ah, it should be almost done, Mia, you must be hungry too? Sorry, we only have some vegetarian dishes... because all the animals on this island are eaten by a dead cat It's over..."

Lu Qi: "..."

"It's okay, hehe~ You not only helped me heal my wounds, but also gave me food, I am already very grateful. (Dead cat?)" As soon as Mia finished speaking, there was a burst of howling of wild animals and birds on the island very appropriately. The cry of the species...

2 men, 1 woman, 6 eyes facing each other, silent, little by little.

Kaku: "...But as soon as we got close, those animals ran away, right?"

Lu Qi: "That's right."

Mia: "That only means that you don't know how to hunt at all!! (Why do you say 'we're done eating'!?)"

Kaku (seriously): "Because we usually play a lot of 'Wu Shuang' and haven't played 'MH' much."

Lu Qi nodded.

Mia (shouting): "This has something to do with it!?... And don't just play 'Wu Shuang', you should also play 'BASARA'!! Ishida Mitsunari & Toyotomi Hideyoshi!!"

Kaku & Lu Qi: "Oh..."

[Cat: What a coincidence, these two are also a pair in Battle B~

Kaku & Lu Qi (angry): Who are you calling a "couple"——? ?

Cat (wiping sweat): I didn’t say anything, I didn’t say anything...]

Mia held back her anger and took the soup bowl from Kaku's hand. After seeing the purple-blue object in the bowl...

"Can this thing be eaten!?"

Mia threw the bowl directly.

Kaku: "Why can't you eat..."

Mia: "This is a poisonous mushroom that even 3-year-olds know!! Don't tell me you don't know..."

Lu Qi: "Hey... It's too much to say that, no matter how you say it, don't use the analogy of a 3-year-old child."

Mia: "It's a 3-year-old child! Because the word 'poison' is naturally formed on the umbrella of this mushroom, although it is very abnormal, but this is a great channel, so there will be this kind of plant! No matter who looks at this mushroom You won’t be able to eat it when you arrive!?”

Kaku (suddenly enlightened): "Is that so~ At first I thought it was someone graffiti on it as a prank~"

Mia was about to go crazy: "Who would do graffiti in this deserted place..."

Suddenly, she found that Kaku and Lu Qi's bowls were empty, could it be...

Kaku (paralyzed): "Huh? Strange...why do I suddenly feel weak all over..."

Lu Qi (paralyzed): "What a coincidence, so am I..."

Mia (shouting): "You two are poisoned!! Idiots!!!"

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The Red Hair Pirates.

In the cabin, Shanks looked at the necklace in his hand, the maple leaf inside had turned dark yellow.

"According to your reasoning, she can't find us now, right?" Shanks said to Beckman on the side.

"No." There was a noncommittal response.

The voices of the crew came from the deck:

"Where is Mia-chan~ Is she okay?"

"Idiot, don't talk nonsense, we are all saved because of her! I really hope to find her soon..."

Shanks stared at the maple leaves, and the face of the girl in the maple forest, who was full of joy because of his inadvertent words, appeared in his mind. How could he forget it...

So she takes me so seriously... Shanks thought.

"Beckman, I must find her myself." The red-haired captain's eyes were gentle but resolute: "Then say 'thank you' to her properly."

"That's good." Beckman slowly added tobacco to the pipe.

What kind of feelings does Shanks have for that little girl now... Beckman thought to himself, maybe even the person involved doesn't know.

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in the forest.

Kaku: "Huh~ I'm saved, it turns out that the herbs that grow next to the mushrooms have the effect of detoxification..."

Lu Qi: "Fortunately, you remember the place where you picked the mushrooms."

"But you guys are so powerful. After being poisoned like that, you still have the strength to carry me back."

Mia said that because only she knew what Xie Xie looked like, and she couldn't walk, so Kaku carried her all the way here.But now, let her sit on the stone beside her.

As Mia said, the toxicity of this poisonous mushroom is actually very strong. After being poisoned, ordinary people can't move at all, let alone betray someone. This also makes Mia more sure of the strength of these two people. If it is In the case of the navy... it probably has the rank of a lieutenant general... She thought to herself, if she doesn't handle it carefully, she might die now that she has lost her mobility.But...these two don't even know such a common-sense question...I really don't know how they learned it in the "wilderness survival training class" in the military academy... (cat:...)

Kaku: "Mia, thanks to you ~ thank you."

Mia (holding the forehead): "You don't need to thank me... By the way, have you always been in this state? (Thanks to you being able to survive...)"

Kaku waved his hand: "No, in fact, we had a companion before, and he would also prepare healthy food for us..."

Lu Qi: "However, 5 days ago, after he went fishing..."

Kaku & Lu Qi (tears): "I never came back..."

Mia (==): "Okay, I know you guys are miserable..."

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Well, about this "third person", the thing is actually like this, because Kaku and Lu Qi are still very self-aware of their ability to take care of themselves, so they decided to get a "companion" to escape with them... …

So, in the ruins of Judiciary Island, Lu Qi found a lagging navy.

Lu Qi: "Hey, I have something to ask you..."

Hai Hai (horrified): "Ah! Ahhhhhh...radish, radish... braised chicken?!"

Then the navy was instantly killed by Lu Qi.

"I hate people making fun of my name the most." Lu Qi said while wiping his hands, and when he turned around, he saw Kaku coming with a plate of braised chicken with radish...

Kaku (chewing): "Oh~ Lu Qi, I found some food, would you like to try it? There is meat... huh? How did you kill him?"

Lu Qi: "..."

……

Well, the above doesn't count.In fact, they randomly captured a navy...

Kaku: "What's your grade in the 'Wild Survival Training Course'?!"

Navy: "Huh...ah?"

Lu Qi: "Say it!"

Navy: "9, 95 points..."

Lu Qi & Kaku: "Yo Xi! LET'S GO!!"

The two ran away with the poor navy in their arms, and the "full-time nanny" died after "carefully taking care of" them for a week... so……)

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Mia felt that if they were left alone, their lives might be in danger, which would be troublesome for her...

"Ahem!" Mia reminded Kaku and Lu Qi to pay attention to themselves: "Since we have come here and it's still early, how about I teach you how to hunt?"

Kaku and Lu Qi showed incredible eyes.

……

at dusk.

Mia stirred the fragrant broth with a spoon, and then took a sip... the taste was just right~

Kaku smiled: "I didn't expect Mia to know how to hunt so well~ We can finally eat meat~"

Lu Qi: "Are you really a merchant's daughter..."

Mia: "Oh hehehe~ That's because I often go hunting with my father, it's great to be able to help~~"

(Inside: In fact, it is because I have to rely on my own strength to fight against nature since I was born, and because I was thrown by NINA in the deep mountains and forests to fend for myself when I was a child...)

Not long after, a sumptuous dinner was placed in front of Kaku and Lu Qi.But 2 people did not start eating.

"I see, I'll take it first..." Mia said helplessly, even when she gave them the antidote before, she tasted it first. They were always wary of Mia, but fortunately the antidote had no side effects.

"I'm sorry, because we have been poisoned by others before, so we have developed bad habits..." Kaku said with a smile, of course it was just an excuse.

You are not poisoned to death by yourself... Mia thought to herself.

Seeing that Mia was still safe after eating, Kaku and Lu Qi picked up the bowl.

Lu Qi was stunned after taking the first bite. This taste...compared with Kaku's "giraffe food" is simply heaven and earth, and even Kung Pao from the canteen of Judiciary Island 4, which is most popular with the navy, Chicken diced would be too far behind...

Lu Qi's hands trembled a little... At this moment, Kaku suddenly put his hand on his shoulder lightly. Lu Qi turned his head and saw Kaku showing an extremely gentle expression:

"You...you can cry..."

Lu Qi: "Who would cry!?"

On the other side, Mia stuffed food into her mouth with tears in her eyes: "Why am I always a cook no matter where I am... TMD, my life is just a coffee table..."

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into the night.

Mia pointed to a big rock that was one person tall, and said seriously: "Listen, you guys sleep over there, I sleep over here, you are absolutely not allowed to come to this side of the rock, and you are not allowed to peek!"

Kaku: "Why bother?"

Mia: "Because I'm cute and weak~ (Cat: ...) Don't you guys want to do some XXOO things to me when the moon is dark and the wind is high?"

Kaku & Lu Qi at the same time: "No."

Mia was very depressed, and then she seemed to have figured it out, WS smiled:

"Oh, I see~ you two are..."

Lu Qi & Kaku (shouting): "You owe me!?"

Of course, it was done according to Mia's suggestion in the end, so Mia slept on one side alone, while Kaku and Lu Qi fell asleep on the other side of the stone... That was impossible, Kaku lay on his side on the ground with his back on his back. Facing the direction of the stone, Lu Qi casually leaned against the stone and fell asleep, while Hatori tucked his head in his wings and snuggled up to Lu Qi's legs.

In the middle of the night, Lu Qi heard faint whimpers coming from the other side of the stone. Because of his long-term spy life, he has developed a half-dream and half-awake sleeping habit. movement.

Lu Qi looked to the other side of the stone, and saw Mia curled up like a cat. Even though she was covered with a blanket, her body was still shivering, and she made a few noises from time to time.

Is this guy suffering from some kind of illness? This is Chundao... Lu Qi thought.

A gust of night wind blew in, and the silver-haired girl's expression became more and more painful.

Lu Qi watched silently for a while, and then quietly walked towards the woods alone...

……

Mia suddenly felt a warm current and heard the characteristic purr of felines.

Huh, cat?

Mia opened her eyes and found a cheetah lying beside her! ?

She actually woke up... Lu Qi didn't expect it, he planned to keep her warm secretly like this, and then left before she woke up in the morning, which was considered as a repayment for what she had done for them.However, things have come to this, it can only try to show a friendly gesture, mainly because it doesn't want Mia to alarm the other side, and it will be troublesome if it finds out that he is not there. Of course, he doesn't want to easily expose his fruit ability.

Unexpectedly, Mia was calmer than he had imagined.

"Wow, what a cute leopard..."

Not only was she calm, she also became a nympho... What is this girl doing, she is not afraid of ferocious beasts... Lu Qi was ashamed.Of course he didn't know that Mia had a habit of loving all cats unconditionally...

So, as a "friendly leopard", Lu Qi gently slipped into Mia's arms (Lu Qi: I'm from the position of a leopard, and I have absolutely no evil thoughts!).

Mia stroked the cheetah's head: "Well~ Be good, be good~ Why are you here? Oh, by the way, you have to be good and don't make a sound... There is a cold-blooded man who likes to eat meat very much, If you are discovered by him, you might be roasted and eaten!"

Lu Qi's heart: ￥%#&%%*((...

Suddenly, Mia hugged it (him?): "Wow~ It's really good, it won't run away if you do this~ It's so warm, hehe..."

Lu Qi was a little flustered. Although he is now in animal form, he still retains his own consciousness. Now, Mia is close to him (it?), and he can clearly feel her body...

Not long after, the girl fell asleep in this position.

If it was a real cheetah, you would have died long ago... Lu Qi sighed.

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The next day.

Kaku & Lu Qi went around to the other side of the stone after getting Mia's permission, but saw Mia sitting with a confused face:

"Huh? Where did Leopard Cub go?"

Kaku: "Leopard Cub?"

Lu Qi really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in...

TOBEOR NOT TOBE...

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~~~~SILVER CHANNEL~~~~~~~~~

U: Usopp F: Franky K: Kidd

U: OHA~SILVER~I am Captain Usopp~

K: Who do you say is the captain? !

F: Let me start first——SUPER~Franky is also~~...Okay, you guys continue.

U (cold sweat): That... that's just my title on the show... So, our guest in this issue is Captain Eustace Kidd!welcome!

K: Hmph, what a group of annoying guys, 3 million, I am Kidd, I am the captain, 1500 million, if you don't agree, come and fight, you bastards! 3 million!

U&F: How much do you want to show off your reward amount! ! ? ?

K (murderous): The role of a clown, can you control me?

U: Your visual department is amazing!

F: It seems to be quite remarkable...

U: Shut up!

K: LZ's time is very precious, if you have something to say, let it go quickly, and if you have P, talk quickly!

U (wiping sweat): Well, anyway, you are also a guest, but don’t think that you can go on like this forever~ Sooner or later, Luffy will handle you...

In short, let’s talk about your views on this pit first.

K: Huh?Will LZ watch this kind of boring stuff? ... When LZ comes out, tell LZ again!

F: You will still pay attention to it...

K: What are you talking about?

F: Didn't say anything...

K: Cut, LZ doesn't have time to mess around with you guys, let's spoiler it!

U: Hey, wait a minute, this is too sudden, although spoilers are a tradition of this show... (Cat: When did this tradition...)

K (ignoring): There will be a branch in the next chapter, so look forward to it, annoying guys!

Cold wind blows...

U (whispered): Just now...was he playing handsome?And compared 3, 1, 5 consecutively by hand?

F (whispered): It seems... the female makeup artist passed out just now...

K: Hey, it's time to finish! ?

U: Ahh...that's right, as Captain Kidd said, the happy time is always short...see you next time, BYE~ pinch~

F: goodbye~