Silver Theorem

Time: The Great Pirate Era XX, XX, XX

Location: The deck of the pirate ship Red Forth

Participants——

Husband: Red-haired Shanks Identity: Four Emperors

Wife: Mia Identity: Red-haired Pirates intelligence officer (former Whitebeard Pirates intelligence chief)

Moderator: a cat

Guest guest: Ms. Zhu, the chef of the red-haired pirates, who claims to be Xiaoyin, the son of the interviewee.

Others: The red-haired pirates formed a group of onlookers.

Cat: Hey...Hello, all the viewers and friends in front of the computer. In the days when the weather is calm and the spring is waning, the column team of our great channel fan-dimension "Deadly Deadly Deadly You" has come to the extremely domineering, extremely NB dripping red Sending the Pirates... Uh, let me introduce you, it's really lucky for Sansheng, let me introduce you...

Pirate Onlookers: Too wordy! !get started! !

Mao (wiping sweat): Uh, then...let me introduce the guests here...

All the pirates: Introduce yourself!Those brothers who bowed their heads but didn’t see them looked up did not pay for that matter! ?

Cat: But but... This program is aimed at audiences all over the world, so ordinary people should also be taken into consideration...

ZHU (roar): No road race! !You guys are clearly jealous that Xiaoyin and I are guests! !What are you doing! ?Do you want to deprive us of our gorgeous debut opportunity! ?

(all the pirates are silent)

ZHU (turns around, covers his mouth and smiles): Oh hehe, the host, I made you laugh~ These guys are just as you can see, they are vulgar men who can't even complain about romantic things, so, here is still needed I (eyebrow winking)...'Girl's Friend·A ZHU' is here to provide the most professional guest reviews~

(Pirates: Ah Zhu? Who is Ah Zhu...)

Cat: Well, ah... We warmly welcome 'Girl's Friend'...Then sitting next to Ms. Zhu is the 'Crystal of Love' of our hero and heroine...

Yin (cold eyes): Don't say that, I will feel guilty...

Mao (wiping sweat): I'm really sorry, let me re-introduce... This is the ultimate cold-faced and swearing boy who is playing the leading role in a certain pit, and is also the nominal son of Mia and Shanks——Little Silver!

Silver: There are only three words in this sentence that are more meaningful (beautiful boy), forget it, audiences all over the world, hello everyone.

(ZHU: What a horse!! He actually greeted the camera!? Mao: So old-fashioned...)

Cat: Then, the two sitting next to me are the protagonists of this episode—red-haired Shanks & silver ghost Mia.

(Cheers from the audience, whistles blare.)

Honey (lips curled): Why do I have to come to this kind of interview?

ZHU (approaching): Who do you think caused our Pirates to live a hard life of lack of funds and suffering from hunger and cold for two years? !

(Among the pirates, there are bursts of moaning and sobbing...)

I managed to get in touch with this most popular gossip program group in this dimension. In order to settle this expensive appearance fee, you have no choice! ! !

Honey (shaking): I know... Ms. Zhu... (whispering) How could Shanks agree to participate in this kind of crap...

Xiang (not paying attention to the atmosphere here, giggling): Oh, I'm going to be on TV~...

Honey: @￥%*%&...

Silver: It's almost time to start.

Mao (surprised): Ah, yes, so let’s stop gossip, this issue of "100 Questions about Compatibility Between Couples" has officially started!

(The cutscene music is played, the camera sweeps across the auditorium and competes for the photo, but instead it looks like a crowd of pirates with their teeth and claws in a mess)

Cat: Before I start asking questions, I would like to declare again that this column adheres to the consistent principle of "honesty and trustworthiness, no guilt in death" and requires interviewees to answer all questions truthfully.

Xiang: Questions that you can’t answer and those you don’t want to answer can be skipped, right?

Mi (evil smile): It seems to be answering seriously, but in fact, it is okay to play word games and avoid the important ones in the end and not give an answer directly~

Cat (shaking): Can I... can I say 'no'?

Honey & Fragrance (smiling): No.

Cat (crying): Alright...Okay, you're welcome...Then I'll start asking questions:

1.May I ask the two names?

Incense: Shanks

Honey: Mia Silver Ghost

Xiang: Wow, Mia is so cunning~ Then I want to... Shanks, point, Four Emperors!

Cat (==): Captain, you seem to be too excited. Let me tell you that we still have 99 questions to ask...

Yin: Dad is crazy alone, you don't need to worry about him, please continue.

Mao: Alright... (Has he finally openly complained about his own son...)

2.gender is?

Cat: One mountain cannot contain two tigers, unless there is one male and one female~~ Okay, next question.

3.What is your personality?

Fragrance: persistence, optimism.

Honey: pure...

(Boosed from the audience)

Honey: I'm so annoying, what should I say about this kind of thing, next question!

4.What do you think of the other person's personality?

Honey (proud): Cough, Shanks~ Steady, straightforward, open-minded, with the air of a king~

Xiang: Hmm... kind, clever, respecting the people around her, beautiful, cute, soft...

Honey (blush): Shanks...

Cat: It’s not the personality that’s beautiful and cute, isn’t it?

Honey (angry): Then change the definition of 'character' for me right now and here! !

Cat: ...%&...*&...next...

5.When did the two first meet?where?

Xiang (reminiscence): 2 years ago, it was on this deck~

Honey: I met Shanks unilaterally but earlier~

Xiang (surprised): Huh?When is that! ?

Honey: Needless to say~ Really, Shanks is always like this... Next question!

Cat: Okay... (Suddenly feel that the captain is a bit pitiful...)

6.So how did we meet?

Honey: As a spy of the Whitebeard Pirates, I pretended to join his banner.

Xiang: To be honest, that's it...

ZHU: Wow~ Don’t you guys think this is a very romantic and very dramatic beginning~

Yin: This is just being cheated on one side...

ZHU: Ah la, Xiaoyin, you are too young, you really can’t understand~~

Onlookers representative Beckman: In short, this is not a memory worth boasting to us. Let’s move on to the next question, host.

7.What was your first impression of the other party?

Xiang: What an amazing little girl!

Honey: An idiot.

Incense (black line): ...

Honey (distressed): I’m sorry... Shanks, I have to answer truthfully... and, in fact... now and then I also feel this way... Ah, no, no, I really want to cry... Next question Bar……

Xiang (TT): I should be the one who wants to cry...

8.What do you like about each other?

Incense: all.

Honey (twisting): Hey~ Such an answer is too uncute~ I like the way Shanks fights bravely for his companions at all costs~ This is also the reason why all the crew members of the red-haired regiment are willing to follow him to the death~

(Pirates: That's right! That's right!!)

Mi (full nympho state): And ah~ when he drank too much wine and rolled on the floor in pain~ he was also super cute when he saw the super-sized sea kings dropping their jaws to the ground~ having a banquet with his companions Sometimes I am often bullied by everyone...

Fragrance (==): Next question.

9.What do you dislike about each other?

Honey: I like to be brave, and sometimes play tricks.

Xiang: Same as above.

Honey (angry): Hate...

Cat: (Sure enough) Okay, next question...

10.Do you think the two are compatible?

Honey: Good.

Xiang: What is compatibility?

Cat: Captain, you can’t do this, you have to cooperate with us and don’t pretend to be stupid~

Xiang: I really don't know...

Honey: Shanks, (holds Shanks' face and kisses)...how does it feel?

Xiang (stupid): Well... very, very good.

(All the pirates whistle, Miss Zhu screams at a high decibel, Xiaoyin covers her ears and shakes her head.)

Honey (wink): Now you know the answer?

Cat: Got it, got it... (So powerful...)

11.How to address each other?

Honey: Shanks.

Fragrance: Mia.

Cat: It's normal...

12.What would you like to be called?

Honey: Mia.

Incense: Shanks

Cat (==): Arnold, are you really answering the questions seriously...

Honey & Fragrance (looking at each other and smiling): We are very serious~

Mao: Why do I feel that these two have started to set me up... Well, the next question.

13.If you want to exemplify the other party as an animal, what kind of animal is it?

Honey: Big Lynx!

Cat (==): May I ask the reason?

Honey: Well, I originally wanted to talk about lions, but I felt that the leader of the lion group was too majestic and independent, which did not fit his gentle and gentle image, so I thought of the brave and cute bobcat~

Cats: Why It Must Be Feline…

Honey: I just like it, do you have any opinions?

Cat: no...

Xiang: For Mia, it must be a little white wild cat, hahaha...

Cat: It’s a cat again, so you’re still cousins, haha~

ZHU: This joke is too blunt, let's move on to the next question.

14.If you were to give someone a gift, what would it be?

Xiang: This... is really a problem. Mia's costumes and jewelry are very tasteful, and there is no shortage of such things. Food...she is an expert in cooking, and weapons...she is an unarmed fighter Yeah... I can't give maple leaves again... um... I'm really not good at other gifts... (dead in thought)

Honey (TT): I think I should be touched by you being so serious, but I don’t know why I want to cry...

Cat (==): Take this as his sincerity...

Honey: ... Well, (recovery smile) I hope to bring him the victory of every battle and the safety of his partners...Use my accurate and comprehensive information~

Xiang (smiling): I will entrust it to you.

15.What gift do you hope to receive from the other party?

Xiang: Her smile is the gift that surpasses everything.

Honey (blush): Cough cough...

Cat: Oh, the captain is very good~

Honey: I... I don't care anymore, as long as it is a gift from him, anything is fine.

Cat: Huh?How can you be so good?Was it moved?

Honey: Don’t be wordy, let’s move on to the next question!

16.Have any dissatisfaction with the other party?What kind of dissatisfaction is it?

Xiang: Not at all, I just hope she can cherish herself more and stop disappearing from my eyes suddenly.

Honey (eyes closed): I hope he will leave me alone.

Xiang (shock): Woo...

ZHU: Mia-chan, it's too much for you to say that~ Boss is caring about you!

Honey (lowering head, whispering): He just needs to take care of himself...Always put other people's affairs first, that idiot...

17.What kind of hobbies do you have?

Honey: Fighting, sailing, cross-dressing, TJ big, medium and small handsome guys.

Silver (aversion to cold): ...

Fragrance: Make friends, drink wine, and enjoy yourself at sea~

18.What are the other party's hobbies?

Xiang: Mia likes to dress up... (Mi: That's not dressing up, it's cross-dressing!) And then what's that called... complaining?

(Everyone: Boss! You summed it up so well! GJ!)

Honey (distressed): drinking...

19.What is your problem?

Honey: I haven't found it yet~

(Again boos from the audience)

Honey: Your sister!Do you want to die? ! ?

Cat: I think I already know the answer...

Xiang: I'm a bit careless, so I really need the assistance of Beckman and the others.

Bei: Boss, I am very happy that you can realize this, really.

20.Hate what the other person does to you?

Xiang: As I said before, she left without telling me...

Honey: I'm sorry, I won't do it again~

Xiang (gentle): No, I'm not angry...

Honey (smiling): Shanks...

Cat: Well, please answer.

Honey: Treat me special, and hope to treat me equally with other companions.

Xiang: But Mia is a girl...

Honey (duzui): Look, it’s coming again~

twenty one.What did you do to make the other person angry?

Honey: Probably...well, it was what he said in the last question, I didn't notice it at all, what a mistake...

Xiang (Wang Tian): Lately, Mia always scolds me for drinking too much...

Cat (==): Captain, can you stop being so natural...

twenty two.What is the relationship between the two so far?

Honey: I have a son, what do you think is the relationship?

Xiang: That's right.

twenty three.Where did the two meet for the first time?

Honey (fingers to face): Shanks...have we ever dated?

Xiang (discouraged): It seems... not...

Onlooker representative Jesop (clenching fists): Boss and Mia established a relationship during the battle, and then formed a great revolutionary partner!

ZHU: It's not because you bastards don't know how to create opportunities for them!

twenty four.What was the atmosphere between the two at the time?

Cat: PASS.

25．How far has it progressed?

Cat: Continue PASS.

26．Where do you often go on dates?

Cat: Change this question to 'Where do you want to go on a date'~

Xiang: Just go where she wants to go.

Honey (with twinkling eyes): Then go to the top cafeteria on the first commercial island of the Great Channel to eat and drink~

Xiang (looks at Miss Zhu, who crosses her hands): Uh... let's discuss this matter later...

27．What do you do on someone's birthday?

Honey (TT): The only birthday we shared together was on the operating table, probably...

Xiang: At that time, I stayed by her side.

Cat: What about the captain's birthday?

Honey: How do you know if you haven’t experienced that kind of thing before! ?

Mao (unrelenting): Then what's the plan? ~

Mi: Try not to remind him of his age~

Xiang (==): Thank you for your thoughtfulness...

28．Who confessed first?

Mi Xiang (simultaneously): Me!

Xiang: Mia...you can't lie.

Honey: I was the one who wanted to confess first!

Xiang: But the first to practice is me...

Honey: I don't care, it's me first!I first!I first! !

Xiang: Then you go first...

Cat: I'm speechless about these two...

29．How much do you like each other?

Xiang: I don't want to be separated from her.

Honey (looking at Shanks): Absolutely~ I don't want to be separated from him.

Cat (sweat): Mia, do you have to step on the captain's head to be reconciled...

30．So, love each other deeply?

Xiang: Of course.

Honey: Nonsense!

Cat: So happy~

31．What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Xiang: 'Shanks don't meddle', 'You don't need to know here'... and so on, so I really have nothing to do.

Cat: No... What I want to ask is not the literal meaning of 'Meizhe'...

Mi (sigh): Actually, if he looks very serious, I will find it hard to refuse any requests he makes.

Cat: For example?

Honey: No!

32．I suspect that the other party seems to be cheating!what to do?

Xiang: I want to know her true thoughts. If she doesn't like me anymore, then there's nothing I can do.

Cat: Oh, the captain is such a good man!

Honey: Investigate the whole family of the woman in detail...

Cat (Han): Then, what then?

Honey: Then? ...(Black face) There are many ways...

cat:……

33．Can you forgive the other party for cheating?

Xiang: I might be a little angry.

Cat: Just 'kind of'?

Xiang: The rest is sad...

(all the pirates wipe away their tears)

Honey: It's better not to forgive...

Cat: That's it?

Mi (bows her head): Hmm... I always feel like I can't summon up the energy to punish people if it really becomes like this.

34．The other person is an hour late for a date!How to do?

Xiang: We haven't dated yet.

Cat: suppose, suppose~

Xiang: I should go to her.

Honey: Take the opportunity to blackmail~

Cat: Sure enough.

35．Which part of your partner's body do you like the most?

Fragrance: eyes.Whether it is the golden color before or the scarlet color now, it is very beautiful.

Honey: beard.

Cat: As expected of an uncle...

Silver: My mom said last time that my dad's leg hair is very attractive...

Honey (==): Do you owe Yinzi? ?

Cat: I understand... Captain, you don't have to look down at your legs...

36．What kind of sexy is the other party?

Xiang: Well, although my current figure has changed a lot compared to 2 years ago...but I still have that weird, elusive sexy look.

Cat: It's really elusive...

Mi (intoxicated): Uncle... no, the demeanor of a mature man~

cat:……

37．When did two people beat each other?

Honey: When I feel loved by him~

Cat (WS drop): Oh~

Xiang: When she is near me...

Cat (==): No, it’s so innocent! ?

Bei: You have to understand that the boss is inexperienced...

38．Will you lie to the other party?Is lying technique good?

Xiang: No, but I am confident in the technique of lying~

Honey: It depends on the situation. (spreading hands) People who often work undercover have almost forgotten what it feels like to tell the truth~

39．What do you feel happiest about?

Xiang: See her sleeping peacefully beside me.

Cat (TT): Boss, I decided to recommend you to transform into girl comics...

Honey: When one's own actions become his help.

Cat: Like the king and the knight~

40．Have you ever had a fight?

Xiang: None.

Honey: Yes.

ZHU: The time they really spend together is still very short.

41．What kind of quarrel?

Cat: PASS.

42．How to reconcile?

Mi: Let’s talk after the quarrel~

Cat: Well, PASS.

43．Do you want to be lovers even in the afterlife?

Xiang: I don't believe in afterlife or anything, but of course I hope to keep my relationship with her as long as possible.

Honey (yawning): Huh... Ditto.

Cat: This kind of question doesn't seem to arouse the interest of the two of you.

44．When will you feel that you are loved?

Xiang: She looked anxious because of my affairs.

honey:……

Cat: what's wrong?

Honey: I always feel that it would be embarrassing to say it...

Silver: Mom, you can wait until the last 50 questions.

Honey: That's right~...... What are you talking about!That's not what I'm trying to say! !Anyway...probably...well, it's time to be called by name.

Cat (holding back a smile): No, no way...

Xiang (smiling): Mia~

Mi (stare): Call your sister! !

45．When will you feel that the other person doesn't love you anymore?

Xiang (positive color): As long as she doesn't say it herself, I will never have such a feeling.

Cat: The captain trusts each other so much.

Honey: No, there is no reason~

Cat (==): Where does your confidence come from...

46．How would you express your love?

Xiang: Protect everything about her and do what makes her happy.

Cat: I always feel that these questions fully reflect the mature charm of the captain... Ms. Zhu has been wiping tears since just now.

ZHU: I'm sorry, seeing that I really raised a good child, I'm just a little touched...

cat (==): ...

Honey: That kind of thing can be seen at a glance, and there is no need to express it.

Cat: If only you could be half as frank as the captain...

47．Which flower is suitable for each other?

Xiang: I don't know much about flowers, but I think that... it's the small, white one... Hey, Beckman, what's the name of the one we saw last time on the window sill of the hotel in MUR town?

BE: You mean daisy, sir.

Xiang: Oh, that’s it.How should I put it, it gives people a very strong and sincere feeling.

Mi (dissatisfied): Isn't that kind of flower too simple, it doesn't match my gorgeous appearance at all!

Xiang: (smiling without speaking)

Cat: What kind of flower is suitable for Shanks?

Honey: Shanks?flower? ... What are you kidding! ?

Cat: Okay, next question...

48．Is there something to hide between the two?

Xiang: We haven't gotten to know each other well yet. By then, I don't think there will be any concealment.

Honey: Come on, what do you have that you can hide from me, an intelligence expert~

Xiang (gentle): Would Mia also want to tell me everything about you?

Honey (turning her head): If necessary.

49．Is your relationship public or confidential?

Fragrance: Recognized.

Honey: Mmmm~

50．Do you feel that the love between two people is eternal?

Xiang (looking at Mia): As long as she wishes, I will walk with her forever.

Honey (disdain): what a stupid question~

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Mao: Everyone who insists on watching here, you have worked hard~ Thank you very much for the cooperation of the guests present, so this program will come to an end for now.In the following questioning session, please move to the column of "Killing, Hanging, Hanging, Killing You" on our paid channel and continue to watch~ Then see you next time~