Vampire Manual

Nights are always lively, especially in such a big city.

The neon lights illuminate the pedestrian street as if it were daytime. People who came out for a walk after dinner strolled in twos and threes. Vendors of all kinds worked hard to guard their one-acre three-point land, hoping for customers to fill their doors, er, it should be filled with sheds.

Don't underestimate these small sheds as big as palms, they also have formal business licenses, no matter how bad the stall owners are, they are also called civilized self-employed.It can block the wind when it comes, and cover it when the rain comes. Even if the urban management comes, people will sit firmly on the Diaoyutai.

I am a merchant, who am I afraid of!

But for some colleagues in the industry, the operating cost is relatively low.Either spread a piece of rag on the ground and put two kinds of products on it to count as opening, or directly bully customers at the front——

"Brother, do you want an offer?"

Qi Qi picked up the two corners of the rag, and moved his booth to the side again, for fear that the dedicated colleagues in front of him would accidentally step on it.His plate was as fragile as Shandong pancakes, but he couldn't help being so tormented.

The man who was sold door-to-door was obviously more interested in Qi Qi's stall, and he patted the direct sales man on the shoulder in a serious manner, and said earnestly: "Learn from other children, they are all engaged in pirated CDs, you The thing looks like a pyramid scheme, who would ask? Who would dare to buy it?"

"Come on, treat me as the first day I'm selling here." The direct sales man wrapped up his military coat with CDs hanging on the inside, and rolled his eyes at the man. Go home, see Tian'er hanging around here at night, you are not tired, my brothers are tired of watching."

As soon as the direct-sales man finished speaking, three men wearing military coats of the same style appeared out of nowhere, as if emerging from the ground, and nodded in unison: "Very annoying, very annoying, you are very annoying."

The disliked man squatted down mournfully, and faced Qi Qi face to face, eye to eye: "Do you have the heart to see them run on me like this?"

Qi Qi couldn't laugh or cry: "I don't even know what your name is, and you really affect our business."

Men disagree: "During the important period of building a harmonious society, selling pirated CDs has no future."

Qi Qi raised his eyebrows with great interest: "Then tell me, what are you doing to get rich?"

"Follow me," the man opened his mouth without thinking, "I'll support you."

The corner of Qi Qi's mouth twitched: "Believe it or not, I will bite you."

The man whistled frivolously, then blinked ambiguously: "Just don't be too heavy."

Qi Qi wanted to scratch the wall.

Running a street stall is a very difficult business, especially selling pirated CDs.High cost, low income, this kind of harassment that takes out from time to time.Qi Qi knows that she has willow leaf curved eyebrows and cherry mouth, and anyone who sees her is willing to look at her.But the problem is that he is a man, how can he always attract men!

This matter has troubled Qi Qi for a long time, and later it was his former landlord, a man who worked as a lecturer in the Academy of Sciences of University Students, who solved his doubts.

The man's conclusion is: times are developing, society is progressing, homosexuality and same-sex make up, in order to reduce the population burden on the earth.According to Darwin's theory of evolution, this belongs to the self-protection of higher species.

Qi Qi is not a person with a particularly good memory, but as far as this high-level statement is concerned, he has never forgotten it.It's like a monument, standing in his mind, it can't be blown by the wind and the rain can't rot it. Occasionally, when the harassment incident just happened, it will become taller and mightier and glow with golden light.

Suddenly, a shrill siren sounded not far away.

Qi Qi almost reflexively folded the stall in half and lifted it, then stuffed it into a large snakeskin bag.In the end, with a flinging of his arms, he put the bag on his body, oiled the soles of his feet, and slipped away.

According to gossip, the urban management team has recently rectified the discipline of the team, so the task of sweeping the streets has been handed over to the local police station.Qi Qi likes this structural adjustment very much, because the policemen are much cuter than the urban management. Although they also carry the electric batons borrowed from the security guards, they are basically decorations.Punching and kicking do not exist, the only thing that can be done is to attack wolves with bare hands or verbal threats if they cannot be caught.

such as--

"Stop the boy with the snakeskin pocket in front!"