Vampire Manual

As for why Qi Qi could not be found in the household registration system, Li Shuang analyzed that there are only two possibilities, either Qi Qi is a black household, or the child did not tell the truth to him, and the commemoration of Lugou Bridge is all fucking bluffing.If it's the former, Li Shuang will find an opportunity to help him register his account—although he doesn't know exactly what kind of passion he has, but if it's the latter, then he has to talk about it, okay, he's going to eat It's like offering food and raising a son, but you can't tell the truth?

"You have to take a roundabout tactic in this matter, make insinuations, and wait until the showdown is confirmed, do you hear me?" Wang Dagang instructed when he got off work.

Li Shuang thought it made sense: "Well, master, don't worry, it's just a cliché, I'm good at this job."

Wang Dagang watched Li Shuang go back, his eyes full of worry—it wasn't that he was careless, but why did he feel that his apprentice was unreliable?

Half an hour later, when Li Shuang arrived home, the door opened without waiting for the keys, and then Qi Qi rushed up like a small dog. Li Shuang subconsciously caught it, and then he did not disappoint Wang Dagang's expectations at all, and said bluntly: " What is your name?"

Qi Qi was acting coquettishly here, and she was tired of thinking about it on a whim, but Li Shuang's question poured cold water all over her head and face: "Huh?"

Li Shuang didn't go around with him, kept the posture of supporting the child's buttocks, and told the truth: "You were not found in the household registration system."

Li Shuang thought that the child would be dissatisfied and say, "Are you checking me?" But people said it was true, but added a few extra words: "You just thought of checking me."

Qi Qi smiled when he said this, which made Li Shuang unconsciously relax: "I'm fine this afternoon, it's just a whim."

"Oh~~" Qi Qi dragged out the ending sound.

Only then did Li Shuang realize that he was almost kidnapped and ran away: "Hey, you haven't answered my question yet."

"I'm a gangster." Qi Qi answered simply, and got off Li Shuang's body neatly.

Li Shuang's arms were suddenly empty, Li Shuang was a little inexplicably disappointed, but Qi Qi's answer made him quite ironic - Heihu explained that this kid didn't lie to him, it's not some king, five, Zhao, six, week, eight or nine, and it's good to be called Qi Qi.

"It's easy to deal with black households. When you look for a census, you can register your account." Li Shuang said that he had already started to make plans.In the past two years, Aunt Chen of the neighborhood committee has been conducting the census in their community. Aunt Chen is very enthusiastic, but she is too meticulous. I guess I have to prepare enough materials by then. Wait a minute, when it comes to materials, I don’t know Qi Qi Is there anyone in the family in Shanghai? If not, then he should really be his younger brother. It’s okay to let the elders in the family make up something. Anyway, his parents have always been worried about the national policy of family planning.

"Don't worry about me," Qi Qi was not very enthusiastic, Mao Yao groped in the refrigerator for a long time and found an apple, wipe it, wipe it and click it, "I'm not living well without a registered permanent residence for so many years? "

"What do you say?" Li Shuang felt a little hot, and then he remembered to take off his coat, "No household registration, no ID card, no job, you have no products."

Qi Qi stared: "Who said I have no job? You can look down on me, but you can't look down on my career!"

Li Shuang's black line: "Fight for piracy for life?"

Qi Qi nodded: "Of course."

Li Shuang rushed over with one stride, but unfortunately he still couldn't catch up with Qi Qi's speed, so in the big hut, one shouted angrily, "Stop for me", while another innocently replied, "I haven't run much yet. "...

The two kept "interacting" until the end of the news broadcast. Even if they were not hungry, they would have to supplement glucose now, not to mention that Li Shuang hadn't eaten at all.Originally, there were half-covered wontons in the refrigerator, but for some reason Li Shuang just wanted to eat stir-fried vegetables, and he was as lazy as Qi Qi.It can be seen that the guy on the moon is having fun again, cooking can't be done, and he insists on eating steak, so the two of them went directly to the western restaurant closest to home.

The restaurant seemed to have just opened, there were many flower baskets piled up at the door, two waiters dressed as gentlemen stood at the door and said welcome, but when Li Shuang entered the restaurant and took a look, he didn't find any of them were not from his compatriots.

"You two, please look at the menu first." The white and clean waiter handed over the menu, "You can call the waiter after you decide."

Li Shuang finally held back: "Well, cough, comrade waiter, can you speak Chinese?"

"Sorry Sir, the restaurant rules." The young man rolled his handsome eyes, which means——I'm sorry, I'm the same.

Well, let's just bear with it.Li Shuang sighed and ordered directly without looking through the menu: "Two steaks."

The young man asked while taking notes: "How mature?"

Li Shuang didn't even think about it: "Ten percent."

The young man paused at the tip of his pen, his forehead full of black lines: "Then... the taste may not be very good."

Li Shuang was completely unmoved: "I don't like raw food."

The customer is God, what else can the young man say, he had to turn to another lovely one: "This guest, how about you?"

"One percent."

"..." This time it's not a matter of taste, "Are you sure?"

"I just like to eat raw."

Qi Qi's steak came out very quickly, but it looked no different from raw meat.Li Shuang's steak came out very slowly, no matter how you look at it, it looks like beef jerky.Later, when the two of them were eating, Li Shuang always felt that someone was pointing at his back, which made him feel uncomfortable.

But you can't blame others. It's easy to understand that he is so mature, but Qi Qi is so mature...it's a bit creepy.

"I said, can that thing be eaten?" Finally, Li Shuang asked.

At that time, Qi Qi was obsessed with the feeling of blood melting in his mouth, Li Shuang's question was undoubtedly very unpleasant, so he smiled sweetly, and sincerely invited: "Why don't you try it?"

"Don't mind," Li Shuang didn't even think about it, "You old man can enjoy it by himself."

Qi Qi was so amused by Li Shuang.

Li Shuang didn't take it seriously at first, but after a long time when the other party was still laughing, Li Shuang became a little nervous: "Is there such a cola?"

"Yes." Qi Qi was very serious when he said this, although there were still smile lines on his face.

Li Shuang curled his lips, and decided to ignore the unlucky boy, and concentrate on conquering his own beef jerky.

Li Shuang didn't see that after he buried his head in eating hard, Qi Qi suppressed his smile and looked at his head thoughtfully.

Li Shuang checked him, this was something Qi Qi had expected a long time ago, and it happened much later than Qi Qi expected.But if it is possible, Qi Qi really hopes that this slow brother Shuang will never remember to check.After doing the math, I have been hanging out at his house for a few months. It is a miracle that I can stay for so long for the modern society and the current level of trust.

It's time to leave, Qi Qi's heart is like a bright mirror, if the distance between people is too close, then troubles will come out, not to mention he... doesn't seem to be considered a person anymore.

Someone hugged his shoulders suddenly, before Qi Qi could react, he heard Li Shuang's voice in his ears: "Qian—"

Then there is the strong impact of the flash.

Qi Qi subconsciously wanted to cover it, but heard a strange man over there say, "It's OK."

It turned out that a family of three at the next table was taking pictures with Polaroids. Li Shuang looked interesting, so he begged someone to take a picture of the two of them too. So without his consent, Brother Shuang poses It's over.

The photo quickly became clear. Li Shuang's "money" was really not in vain, and the grin was almost on the back of his head. Looking at himself, besides being stupid, he was dumbfounded, with a dementia that didn't understand the situation.

"Brother Shuang, don't bring such a foil." Qi Qi began to grind his teeth.

"I can't help it, who made your brother and I look so photogenic." There is no word for humility in Li Shuang's dictionary.

Qi Qi didn't speak any more, but grabbed the photo with his hands, how could Li Shuang let him get away with it, he stuffed it into his clothes in two or three strokes, Qi Qi always couldn't pick people's clothes in front of the whole western restaurant, so he took Tolerate the word formula, and stay until you enter the house.

Li Shuang was taking off his coat, when he felt a gust of wind whizzing past behind him, he just wanted to be alert, but it was too late, when he turned around, the coat had already fallen into someone else's hands.Li Shuang didn't learn to capture in vain at the police academy, so he rushed over with a groan, and pushed Qi Qi into the sofa.The child struggled like a live fish, but the little paw refused to let go, so Li Shuang pressed the opponent's head with one hand, and tug-of-war with Qi Qi while pulling his coat with the other.

"You let me go!"

"Let go of my head first!"

"If you spill it, I will let it go!"

"If you let go, I'll scatter!"

"Then I'll count one, two, three and relax together."

"Row."

"one two Three!"

"..."

"..."

"Why don't you relax?"

"You didn't fucking let go!"

Later, the two tossed and fumbled for thirteen tricks and still couldn't tell the winner, Brother Shuang's coat became a waistcoat.

But that's not the point either...

"Damn, where's the photo?" Li Shuang touched his waistcoat and found that the source of the war was gone.

"It's gone?" Qi Qi was also a little dumbfounded, why did he just toss about it for a long time.

Li Shuang was very depressed. To be honest, he liked the group photo quite a bit: "Snatching a gun, it's not a star being secretly photographed by paparazzi, what are you doing?"

Qi Qi didn't say anything, his eyes dimmed.In fact, he didn't want to destroy it, he just wanted to take it away and keep it for himself.Although the photo made him feel a bit silly, it was after all these years that he took a group photo with someone. It was a bomb in Li Shuang's hands, but it was quite commemorative in his own hands.

Li Shuang complained for a long time and didn't hear any movement, only then realized that Qi Qi was also depressed with her small mouth pursed.Hastily patted the other person's head, and said in relief: "Okay, okay, next time we will take a hand in paper and make it up."

Qi Qi sniffed: "Who still needs to hand in papers these days, it's not soiled."

Li Shuang pulled the opponent into a big face with both hands: "Who the hell did you learn from, this mouth can make people alive!"

Qi Qi made a "wow" gesture to bite, and put his head on Li Shuang's lap when Li Shuang let go.

The house Li Shuang rents is not big, but the sofa is not small. Qi Qi lay on the sofa propped up against Li Shuang's thigh while Li Shuang was sitting. Serve.

At that time, the house was quiet, only a small light was turned on at the porch, and most of the living room was in darkness.

The moonlight sprinkled on the floor, like a layer of silver powder, outlining the stripes of the mottled night.

The weight on the legs is very light. At this moment, Li Shuang suddenly had an illusion, as if Qi Qi is nothingness, you don't know when he will come with the wind, and when he will go with the wind, you can't even Find out if he's been here.

A little panic suddenly appeared in his heart, Li Shuang called out softly: "Qi Qi?"

"Huh?" The child responded with a strong nasal voice.

Li Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, unable to understand his peace of mind like a stone falling to the ground: "Go back to the room and sleep when you're sleepy."

"Hmm..." Qi Qi lazily responded, but there was no movement for a long time. Li Shuang was feeling strange when he heard him say, "Brother, kiss me on the forehead."

Li Shuang's black line, he's seen people who beg for support, fit, video, and fruit chat, but this begs for a kiss...

"You are too specific, you still have a designated location?"

"I'm afraid you'll bite the wrong one."

"Fuck off."

"My mother used to like to kiss me like this."

"Sick."

"Hey..." Qi Qi stopped laughing halfway.

Li Shuang brushed his bangs away and kissed him accurately.

Li Shuang's lips were a little dry, a little rough, and a little warm.

Qi Qi closed his eyes, he couldn't tell what was a moment and what was eternity.

a night after half a month

Qi Qi has not tried to wake up at midnight for a long time, but today is different, he has to.

Li Shuang was still sleeping with the quilt in his arms, sleeping happily, as if what he was hugging was not cotton but his wife.

[I will take three days off on May [-]st, where do you want to go? 】

The words Li Shuang asked before going to bed appeared in his mind inappropriately, Qi Qi shook his head, trying not to think about it.

Finally, Qi Qi felt that his heart was calm enough, so he slowly and firmly pushed Li Shuang to wake him up.

"In the middle of the night... what kind of monster are you kidding..." Li Shuang was obviously not fully awake yet, so he asked in a daze with half-opened eyes.

Qi Qi didn't speak, but slowly turned the bedside lamp to a dim brightness, then stared at Li Shuang's eyes without blinking.

Li Shuang blinked in confusion, and suddenly asked, "Why are you crying?"

Qi Qi still didn't speak.

Li Shuang wanted to wipe the other person's face, but he stretched his hand halfway, and then slowly lowered it.

Finally, Li Shuang fell into a deep sleep again.Only then did Qi Qi tiptoe out of bed, put on his clothes, and jumped out of the window without looking back.

It's almost May, but it's still very cold at night.

The neighborhood is as quiet as a dead city, and there are two shining green eyes in the grass of the flower bed.

It was a jet black cat, Qi Qi recognized it.When he first lived in Li Shuang's house, he would see these eyes every night when he went out for food.But the other party must not recognize him, because of nature, it is difficult for animals like cats to care about things other than themselves, even though they have met countless times.

"Goodbye." Qi Qi said goodbye softly to those eyes.

Those ice-green eyes seemed to blink for a while, but soon, they disappeared into the depths of the grass, without any light.

So he is envious of cats, the guy who is born to like to be alone is the happiest.

Qi Qi sighed, put his hands in his pockets, turned and left.

I still have to go to Master Li Shuang's house, he thought.

The moonlight casts long shadows on the ground, as if extending to infinity.