Vampire Manual

Although both Liu Ting and Qi Qi feel that in terms of Bo Xiyan's ice cube face, whether he is angry or not doesn't mean much to him, but right now, Pata, who has always been blindly optimistic, is expecting love. , They also have to contribute their ears to listen.

So Pata was placed on the softest single sofa, drank the water offered by Liu Ting, ate the pears offered by Qi Qi, and explained the ins and outs of the incident thoroughly.

The rain finally fell, and the low-pressure dullness was swept away, and the sound of pouring rain made the world come alive and full of vitality.

Qi Qi got up to close the window, in case the water splashed in and wet the floor, but he didn't close it completely, but left a small half, so that the fresh cool air could come in and out freely.

Liu Ting got up and took away the pear that Pata didn't have time to eat, put it in his mouth without hesitation, bit off half of it with a single bite, and then caressed the other's head with his plaster arm before Pata protested: " If I were Bo Xiyan, I wouldn't leave you cold..."

"Liu, you are so kind."

"Don't worry, we haven't finished talking yet."

"Ok?"

"If it were me, there would be no way that you would be ashamed to come here with your life."

The whole story of the incident is like this.

Four days ago, Pata ushered in his second favorite holiday in his life - April Fool's Day.In the first year with Bo Xiyan, because the man was attending a scholar meeting abroad, this beautiful festival was missed by Huali. In order to make up for the regret, Pata was planning how to give her favorite mint half a year earlier this time. During the holidays, Nai He never came up with a brilliant idea, until the morning of April [-]st when she was making out with mint, she was suddenly struck by a lightning bolt from God, and her upper lip touched her lower lip: I might be pregnant.It is conceivable how much Comrade Bo Xiyan was at that time... Since it is difficult to find a suitable adjective for this place, it is replaced by an ellipsis.At first, Bo Xiyan naturally scoffed, but Pata's words "I'm not an ordinary person" made the thoughtful Bo scholar fall into silence.People are afraid of not using their brains, but they are also afraid of using their brains too much. If Pata is okay, even if he is a humanoid zombie, at least the biological principles are clear, and Bo Xiyan can't believe it, but the bad thing is that he is a bat. , is also a person who can freely switch between human form and bat form. Originally, this is what Bo Xiyan has been keen to study, and he hasn't figured out why. Now that there is a "pregnancy theory", Bo Xiyan is hesitant. Ta's credit record has always been good, and the hesitant balance gradually tilted towards trust.Needless to say about the later things, for example, Bo Xiyan recruited an obstetrics and gynecology alumnus immediately...

"What should I do, Mint is really angry this time." Pata huddled up on the sofa, mouth flattened, looking pitiful.

Liu Ting and Qi Qi really worked hard, but they still didn't show any sympathy.

"That is to say, he has been living in the police station since that day and never returned home?"

"Ah."

"Should."

"..."

"Patta?"

"what does that mean?"

Pata took his shattered glass heart for two hours at a friend's house, and finally gained his nirvana - pleading guilty.According to Liu Ting and Qi Qi, it is useless to justify a mistake of this nature, the plot is too bad, there is no other way but to honestly repent and hug his thigh.

Spring rain is as expensive as oil, but this oil is not reserved at all, it is endless.

All festivals are the days when our people's police need to work hard. Labor Day is worried about stampedes, Children's Day is worried about lost flowers, Mid-Autumn Festival is worried about poisonous moon cakes, National Day is worried about hostile forces, not to mention Spring Festival, and Spring Festival is worried about fires. Worrying about thieves also celebrates the New Year, only Ching Ming Festival.Reliable internal statistics show that the crime rate on this day is the lowest among all festivals.At first, everyone didn't know why, but later a colleague from the technical department made a psychological analysis map, saying that most thieves have explicit or implicit superstition psychology, such as thieves don't go empty, even if the stolen place is not valuable , and you must take some away, otherwise you will always feel that it is empty once and empty again and again, which is a typical manifestation of this kind of psychology, and if it extends to this point, it is afraid of bad luck.Imagine that everyone went out to worship their ancestors, and you ran to them to sneak through the door and pick the lock, not to mention what the person concerned thought, even the ancestor who had just been worshiped could not afford to offend.Someone asked you that you said most of the thieves, so what about a small part?The answer is that thieves also have to worship their ancestors.

So in this misty and rainy day, all the officers and police officers sat on their chairs, whether you listened or not, the sub-department was there.

"...It's so easy for you to take a vacation and go climbing? What's the matter if you haven't practiced enough? If you feel that you have too much energy, I will help you share it. Is there any other reliable suggestion... None? That's fine, I think this May Day outing is mainly for leisure and entertainment..."

The old director was about to retire, and he had already listened to the government behind the curtain, so Deputy Wang received the second-in-command's salary and did the work of the first-in-command.

Someone whispered below, "We will not stop on May Day, this holiday is Mother's Day", but was silenced by Deputy Wang.

"Generally refers to, generally refers to whether you understand or not!"

Wang Dagang was foaming at the mouth, when the duty officer came in to report: "Boss, there is a suspicious person poking around the door of our office."

"Have you brought anything?"

"No."

"Mineral water bottles, Coke Sprite iced tea all count."

"No, it's just one person, and I didn't even bring the foam on the bench. I guess I didn't come to meditate."

"What's suspicious?"

"It's a foreigner."

Li Shuang was startled, and somehow turned back to look at Mint. Sure enough, the latter had stopped clearing mines and was frowning.not fast?Accident?Li Shuang couldn't tell the difference, but felt that the other party's dark circles were quite obvious.

Two minutes later, Pata was brought in.

Wang Dagang saw something was wrong at a glance, but he didn't search too much, he just asked kindly: "Can you understand Chinese?"

Pata nodded timidly, feeling a little uncomfortable because of the large number of people: "Uh, I'm looking for Mint."

Bo Xiyan successfully focused, got up and was about to leave, but was cut off by Wang Dagang: "Sit down for me." Then the next moment he immediately put on a happy face, "Come on, if you have any difficulties, tell the leader .”

Li Shuang felt that his master's unique face-changing skill could make it to the Spring Festival Gala.

Just like that, Pata was brought into the office by Wang Dagang in a daze. On the way, Wang Dagang seemed to ask his name. Li Shuang only had time to hear Pata say "My name is Pata, and Mint and I are roommates", and the solid wooden door slammed open. The tight fit.

Fifteen minutes later, Mint was also called in.

The rest of the brothers looked at each other, silently communicating with their eyes: Hey, what's the matter?

As the only person in the know—perhaps with a half-knowledge, Li Shuang silently raised his head to look at the cobwebs in the corner of the ceiling.

Half an hour later, Wang Fusuo returned to the arena on colorful auspicious clouds, holding one in each hand.Li Shuang looked at it, somehow reminded him of the cartoon "Big Head Son, Little Head Dad" he watched when he was a child, how the theme song was sung, big hands hold small hands, walking is not afraid of slippery...

"Brothers don't have an overnight feud, come here, shake hands, and this matter will be settled." Wang Dagang said, putting his two brightly colored hands together and clenching them tightly.

Li Shuang looked at the throbbing veins on Bo Xiyan's forehead, and sincerely admired his master's face.

"Comrade Bo Xiyan, don't forget to go home tonight."

When Wang Dagang said a word, all the brothers almost fell off their stools.

Li Shuang vomited blood from an internal injury, Master, are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.

"Wang Suo, if there is nothing else, I'll send him back first." It was Bo Xiyan who spoke.How about saying that this person has a high psychological quality? At this time, he still has the usual expression, that is, no expression.

"Okay, you can drive the car in the office, it's convenient."

Li Shuang was slandering that this was a bus for private use, when Pata gave Wang Dagang a double hug: "Uncle Wang, you are really a good person!"

Wang Dagang was so happy that he could not close his mouth from ear to ear, he patted Pata's back kindly: "Be good, hehe, be good."

Watching the two of them leave until the car exhaust dissipated, Wang Da just withdrew his gaze from a distance, with a shining and beautiful face: "Hey, this child is really rare."

Those who heard it all had black lines, and they all lowered their heads, fearing that they would be blinded by the light of happiness that the middle-aged man accidentally found nourishing.

So far, Mother's Day tourist destination has also been set.

"Pata said that he happened to have a friend who opened a resort, and he could give us a discount."

Master, are you regulating or generating income?

On that side, Bo Xiyan only drove the car and didn't speak.

Pata almost rubbed his mouth dry all the way, but he didn't get a single word in exchange.

Park the car downstairs, Mint takes the key to open the door, and goes upstairs.Pata thought he would go back directly, but when he heard the footsteps, he hurriedly followed, but when he entered the elevator, because of excitement, he went straight in and took half a step, and bumped into the elevator wall with a bang.

Bo Xiyan finally made a movement.

He sighed, and grabbed someone who was grinning but not daring to make a sound, and rubbed the forehead of the other person not gently but not rudely.

Pata became obedient, motionless, and looked very docile.

"Who told you to go to the institute." Bo Xiyan's words were neither a question nor an accusation, but with a hint of helplessness.

Unexpectedly, Pata actually had the answer: "Liu Ting."

Bo Xiyan was stunned for a moment, and immediately thought of the discount: "Where do you have a friend who owns a resort?"

The answer is still: "Liu Ting."

Very good, if it is said that Bo Xiyan just remembered the one tall, one short, one strong, one thin, one with a tender head and a tender face, then now, let's add two more words.

With a ding sound, the elevator door opened slowly, Bo Xiyan came out first, Pata hurriedly followed, Bo Xiyan opened the door and entered the room, Pata hurriedly took off his shoes in the hallway, but Bo Xiyan walked all the way into the bedroom.

"Mint?" Pata, who followed into the bedroom, didn't know why, so he tilted his head and asked in a daze, "Aren't you going back to work?"

Bo Xiyan didn't speak, but took Pata's hand that was stuck to the wall, and wrapped it in his arms.He knew that Pata usually had to feel something to feel at ease, but now, it didn't need to.

Pata was a little dizzy from the sudden body temperature. He wanted to call Mint, but just as he opened his lips, someone caught him.

It was an extremely gentle kiss, not as cold as usual, but with a slight, peppermint-specific temperature.Pata was surprised at first, but soon became excited and responded enthusiastically.

Bo Xiyan pressed him into the bed and kissed his eyes, nose, lips, and neck.The down jacket was taken off before it was dumped into the bed, and now Pata was only wearing a T-shirt, and the hem had been pushed to the top, Bo Xiyan lowered his head, and took Pata's nipple in one bite.First licking carefully, and then biting hard without warning!

"Ah——" The stimulation brought by the pain was like an electric current, and Pata bounced up tremblingly, and then fell heavily. He hugged Bo Xiyan tremblingly, and rubbed against him with something that was already hot and hard.

Bo Xiyan raised the corner of his mouth, it was a beautiful curve, but it was so faint that it was hard to detect.He rubbed Pata's lower body through his pants, where it throbbed eagerly, lively and passionate, just like his master.

"Mint, Mint..." Pata yelled over and over again, as if this was not a name, but an ancient spell. He eagerly tore off Bo Xiyan's clothes, like a princess who couldn't wait for the prince to come to save her. .

Bo Xiyan easily restrained him, pressed both of his hands to the top of his head, and then got close enough that he could clearly see the trembling of his eyelashes between breaths. Then, he began to murmur, luring him: "Tell me, do you want to What do you want?"

"Mint. I want mint." Pata replied loudly, without any pretension.

"GOODBOY." Bo Xiyan kissed his lips, "And then, what do you want Mint for?"

Pata was dizzy in this unprecedented tenderness: "Come in, come into me..."

Bo Xiyan's smile finally appeared, slowly, like a quietly blooming flower.

"No, I'm pregnant."

It wasn't until a long time after Bo Xiyan left that Pata realized that he was really being hung on the bed.He was surprised, aggrieved, and angry, so during the whole process of self-sufficiency, he cursed over and over——

Peppermint is a cheapskate!

Peppermint is a cheapskate! !

Peppermint is a cheapskate! ! !