Vampire Manual

Li Shuang is a man of faith and resoluteness. The night before, he had just decided to fight the little boy to the end, and the next night he went to the old place to stay.

Uh, well, he actually wandered there a few times during the day.But apart from the two aunts selling fruit who kept asking him if there was something nearby, should they hide, they didn't see half a ghost.

Until the lights came on, the pedestrian street finally revealed its true colors.Li Shuang smoked half a pack of cigarettes and chewed gum for a long time, and finally found the little figure who was waiting for him.

It was still that snakeskin bag that was bigger than a person, and it was still that dark corner, where the children set up the stall with two or three nimble movements.

Li Shuang narrowed his eyes and characterized this move as Hong Guoguo's provocation.

As soon as Qi Qi went out tonight, his eyelids kept twitching.He imitated the native method and got a piece of torn paper to stick to his eyelids, but it still had no effect.

So when setting up a stall, I was extra careful, looking around for fear of missing any unstable factors.In the end, he spotted Li Shuang without even looking twice.

Close the stall, throw the bag on the body, and run away.

Qi Qi now has a perfect grasp of this process.

Li Shuang specially had dinner early today and replenished two Snickers bars. I chose my favorite shoes. Before leaving get off work, I did a few giant swings on the horizontal bar in the open space in front of the office. The purpose was only one, to take the cunning rabbit Down!

But after chasing after him, Li Shuang realized something was wrong. This time, the child didn't run into a remote alley, but kept running on the bustling pedestrian street, which obviously hindered his speed.

Seeing that he had reached the end of the pedestrian street, Li Shuang felt that he was getting closer to the fugitive, even closer, close enough for him to give an ultimatum——

"If you stop now, I'll count you as surrendering yourself. It won't be the case if you get caught by me later!"

Before the loud finale dissipated in the air, Li Shuang heard the fugitive speak Chinese for the first time.

"Catch me? That depends on whether you have the ability! Come on, catch me, catch me, catch me..."

It's a cucumber-like crisp sound, but the sound quality doesn't change the fact that its content is flat.Li Shuang misses one dish very much now - patting cucumbers.The child had better not fall into his hands, otherwise he will definitely let the other party know why the flowers are so red and why the cucumbers are painted green!

The end of the pedestrian street is the main road of urban traffic. The road is wide and the traffic is turbulent. There is no pedestrian crossing. There is a long isolation fence in the middle of the road. If you want to go there, you can only take the underground passage.But the entrance of the underground passage had long been missed during the chase just now, so seeing the child getting closer and closer to the edge of the road, Li Shuang raised the corner of his mouth unconsciously, he wanted to see what else the other party could do A moth.

In the next second, Li Shuang stayed there again.

The child with special skills really did not live up to his expectations at all, his speed and strength were not reduced at all, as if he didn't see the road in front of him, he rushed out, and in less than half a second, he turned over and sat in the middle of the road On the railing!

Li Shuang blinked, blinked hard, blinked hard, but still didn't understand how the other party did it.But this time, he finally saw clearly that he was chasing this little guy.Really small, young, small, even the face is the size of a palm.Only the eyes are big, too beautiful, and especially clear.Li Shuang was watched intently by the other party, and suddenly felt that he was killing the seedlings of the motherland.

As soon as his heart softened, Li Shuang became a little uneasy. Across the road, he began to persuade the education: "You come down and go back to the institute to criticize the education at most, and you will not be fined."

The child shook his head firmly, as if he was wronged: "But you will confiscate it."

The corner of Li Shuang's mouth twitched: "Nonsense, do you understand that this is an illegal audio-visual product!"

The child tilted his head to look at Li Shuang, his sweet expression was more innocent and naive, more innocent and innocent, then Li Shuang heard him ask: "Are all your discs genuine?"

A cold wind blew up from the street, and Li Shuang shivered.

Uh, this is a very technical question, and Li Shuang thinks it's inappropriate to discuss it with a pirated disc vendor on the street.

The traffic flow seemed to be slowing down. Li Shuang held his breath, concentrating on his luck, ready to go...

"Don't come here!"

Li Shuang staggered, almost stepping into the drain without the manhole cover.

Layers of cold sweat broke out from his forehead, Li Shuang retracted his legs with black lines all over his face, and looked at the little boy a few meters away with veins throbbing on his forehead: "What's your name?"

The child blinked his eyes sincerely: "I'm doing it for your own good. See how dangerous the traffic is. I can come here because of black and white impermanence. I can't bear to accept such a handsome pillar of the motherland. You want In case of glory, how do you ask your leader to explain to your parents, how do your parents explain to your ancestors, and how do your ancestors explain to his ancestors?"

"Further up, are you going to drag Nuwa out?"

"She knows she'll cry too."

"..."

In the next 10 minutes, Li Shuang attempted to cross the road three times, all of which failed. Whenever he felt that he was going all out, the little bastard on the other side was capable of making him retreat.

For the first time, Li Shuang jumped into the fast lane neatly.

"The driver has a glass of wine, and the relatives cry."

"That's about drunk driving."

"Including the innocent passer-by."

"..."

The second time, Li Shuang stepped out of the seat belt with one leg.

"Have you taken a good one-inch photo?"

"what?"

"Otherwise, when the comrades commemorate you, there will be no photos on the mourning hall."

"..."

The last time, Li Shuang just leaned forward slightly.

"Both adults and children cover their eyes—"

"..."