Vampire Manual

Before the beer was finished, the kid arrived.Li Shuang looked at his watch, less than 15 minutes.

If the address given by Pata is true, then Liu Ting's house will be driven at a speed of [-] per hour, and given the current road conditions in this city, it will take at least half an hour.He believes that Pata is not lying.Just like he believes that Qi Qi has the ability to teleport.

But Li Shuang does not call this ability.

It is more appropriate to add a super word in front.

Li Shuang saw the child as soon as he entered the door, but he didn't make a sound.He looked at Qi Qi with the standard of a policeman, from top to bottom, from facial features to aura.But the conclusion is the same as before-this guy is absolutely harmless even if he looks at it horizontally and vertically!

That bun face, that big eyes, that soft hair, that skin that can be broken by blows...

To paraphrase a favorite word used by the police flower MM in the institute-moe.

Apply the most favorite type of woman in the class who likes to write poetry in college - the healing department.

So the eyes are deceiving.Zhang Wuji's mother tried her last breath before she died, and told her son not to trust women, the more beautiful women are, the more likely they are to lie.Li Shuang felt that Yin Xia was still limited. She was beautiful, but she didn't distinguish between men and women.

"It's hard to find you hiding here." In a flash, Qi Qi had already walked up to him.

Li Shuang looked at him: "Trust me, it won't be harder to find than photos."

Qi Qi pursed her lips and stretched out her hand: "Where's the photo?"

"Dizzy, I can still lie to you." Li Shuang lowered his head and turned his pockets. After a while, he felt that something was wrong. When he looked up, he found that the child was still standing upright. Suddenly he couldn't bear it, "Sit, I didn't let you Punishment stand."

As soon as Qi Qi sat down, the photo was handed over.He took the square piece of paper in a daze, as if it had been soaked in water, and the top was not very smooth.

That was me ten months ago.

The steak they ate that day.

That day they were watched by the waiters in turns, because Li Shuang was very mature, and his mature...

Qi Qi lowered his head vigorously, and the heat was continuously sent to the fundus of his eyes. He knew that his eye circles must be red, and he didn't want others to see it.

The wait staff came over and asked, "Does this customer need a drink?" as if they knew they weren't going to order.

Li Shuang's half-shot beer was placed on the table, and Qi Qi knew that the "customer" was referring to him, so he thought that the atmosphere should be more lively, such as teasing the waiter that he finally stopped speaking birdsong, but the next second he heard Li Shuang say: "Tomato juice."

Qi Qi raised his head suddenly, and looked at Li Shuang in surprise, but saw that the other party also looked blank and surprised, as if he didn't expect that he would interrupt at all.

"Well, don't listen to me, you can drink whatever you want." Li Shuang scratched his head in embarrassment, and addressed the first half of the sentence to the waiter, and the second half to Qi Qi.

Inexplicably, a little happy.

"No more," Qi Qichong said with a sweet smile to the waiter, "just tomato juice."

Obviously that smiling face was for someone else, but Li Shuang still felt that he had been accidentally hurt.So the little anger that was not enough flew away a little bit, and he was so frightened that he quickly suppressed what was left, in order to maintain the posture of "I suffer the most, I suffer the most".

"What the hell is going on! I'll give you 3 minutes to be concise."

The child's big bright eyes were covered with water: "Brother, the drink hasn't come yet..."

Li Shuang looked up silently. The ceiling of the restaurant was made of church glass, colorful.

Woohoo, he can handle Shiny, but he's no match for Watery!

A deep red tomato juice was sent, rich in color like the most showy flowers.

Qi Qi bit the straw, quietly and almost cautiously sucked up half of the glass.

Li Shuangguang watched the red horizontal surface go down, but couldn't hear any sound, and thought he was enjoying a silent movie in a trance.

"Hey, drink it, let's talk about it this time." As a man of iron and blood, he must seek truth from facts, well, the little bit of anger left flew to Java.

Finally, the child let go of the straw, pushed the goblet away a little, and then slowly raised his head, with a timid and flattering smile: "Aren't you angry?"

Li Shuang suspected that what he was facing was a humanoid emotional barometer: "If you have time to study me, why not confess quickly."

The child flattened his mouth: "Pata has told you everything you should know, but there is actually nothing new."

Li Shuang narrowed his eyes, and wanted to pinch the bun's face: "I just want to hear what I shouldn't know."

"I really didn't hypnotize you on purpose, I just..."

"uh-huh."

"I'm just afraid that you will find out my secret!" The child followed the second half of the sentence very quickly, and with his eyes wide open, he just looked at Li Shuang with an incomparable sincerity.

But I can't say why, Li Shuang just can't believe it.

"What else?" he asked.

"There's nothing else." The child looked innocent.

Li Shuang sighed, and felt that he was about to say something earnest: "Let's not squeeze toothpaste. How did I know you when you are half the older child? Also, how close is our friendship? When did you hypnotize me?" Mine, how about I give you the whole list of short-answer questions?"

There was a touch of irony in the subtle tone, Qi Qi deliberately ignored it, but was still stabbed.Fortunately, it didn't hurt, it was light and short-lived, only a few tenths of a millisecond somewhere in the heart protested, and it was like a mosquito humming.

"First, I set up a street stall and you helped the city management to arrest me, so we got to know each other; second, you see that I am young and have no formal job, so you give me food and drink from time to time, so I recognize you Brother, you also take care of me as a younger brother; third, I didn’t take this photo for a long time, because I was afraid that my identity would be discovered by you, so I used hypnosis; fourth, that’s all the above, no list of short-answer questions is needed.”

Li Shuang listened to Qi Qi's brief explanation one by one like memorizing the answers to history questions, and was annoyed and funny: "This is gone? Isn't there a sublimation of the central idea or something."

"You asked me to do short answer questions, not a discussion." Qi Qi muttered, lowered his head and drank the remaining half glass of tomato juice.

The bangs blocked the child's eyes, and Li Shuang couldn't see his expression buried in the shadows.It was only vaguely judged from the tone of the voice that the other party seemed to be unhappy, okay, it's okay for him to be the victim, and the criminals are playing emotions.

Li Shuang reprimanded: "The short-answer questions don't just ask you to just say such dry sentences."

Qi Qi retorted: "What I said is the truth, if you want something wet, you can polish it yourself."

Li Shuang raised his hand and wanted to hit the opponent on the head.But his hands were all up to the edge of the table, he suddenly realized that such intimacy seemed inappropriate, so he put it down in a hurry.He thought it might be like what Qi Qi said, he once regarded this child as his younger brother, the memory of the brain can deceive people, but the body can't.

In the corner of the restaurant, a young girl is sitting in front of the piano playing "For Alice". Haunted, can't get rid of it.

Li Shuang is the poorest Mr. Alice in the world. He thought that Qi Qi would be a lamp, leading him to find Mr. Rabbit, Queen of Hearts, and poker guards.But it turned out that he got stuck in the tree hole, unable to get up or down.

Qi Qi said that this was all, implying that he had nothing more to know.

He also believed that was all there was to it, because he couldn't think of anything else that could happen between a little policeman and a vampire who dressed in buns and made a living as a street vendor.

But, it's just not right.It's as if you should have a full meal of Manchu and Han, and the banquet is held, but there are only steamed buns and pickles.Although the same tube is full, but can it feel the same?

So, not reconciled.

"Aren't you following Liu Ting, why are you still setting up a street stall?"

"I didn't know him when I knew you."

"Oh."

……

"Are you really...that?"

"Ah."

"Patta says you don't turn into a bat, but you teleport."

"Ah."

"Oh."

"Would you like me to show you a show?"

"Ah, no, that's not necessary."

……

"actually……"

"Brother, stop looking for something to say."

Qi Qi twitched the corners of her mouth, showing a somewhat helpless smile: "If there is nothing else, I will go back. I was wrong to lie to you, and I sincerely apologize to you." He stood up and was about to go out.

No, there must be something wrong.

"I'll see you off." Taking a picture of the pink leader on the table, Li Shuang also stood up, "No need, you know my speed, and you can't keep up..."

"What are you afraid of?"

Yes, this is it, the child is afraid!Li Shuang was almost certain.Children are trying to make a quick decision from the moment they enter the door, and only those who are afraid will keep trying to escape.

"I'm not afraid! I've admitted the worst, so why should I be afraid!"

"Then why are you running?"

"I do not have!"

"You, you still said no, you stop for me!"

Li Shuang finally grabbed the child's arm at the entrance of the restaurant.In just a few steps, he seemed to be running a [-]-meter sprint.Panting, he was still thankful, and always felt that if the child ran across the road, he would not be able to catch it even if he rode a rocket.

"Let go!" Qi Qi shook his arms vigorously, from bun to hedgehog, there was no transition at all, "Why are you grabbing me!"

"Why are you running so fast!" Let go?Even if he throws money away, he will never let go!

"I'm in a hurry to go home! Liu Ting is waiting for me!"

"Then you call him and say that the people's police will take you back later, and let him rest assured."

"..."

"..."

"Does it hurt?"

"You have bad teeth."

Qi Qi looked at the tooth marks on Li Shuang's wrist, and said cruelly: "If you don't let go, believe it or not, I'll let it see blood?"

"Believe it, but it doesn't affect me to keep holding on." Li Shuang smiled slightly, like a man of iron will.

Qi Qi gave up and didn't make any more money, so he asked, "What do you really want?"

Li Shuang couldn't think of an answer for a while, so he said, "You haven't returned the photo to me yet."

Qi Qi felt uncomfortable all of a sudden.

He didn't return it on purpose, and wanted to keep the photo for himself, even though it was soaked in water and dirty with dust.

"It's useless for you to keep it, just give it to me."

"Is it useful for you to hold it?"

Qi Qi didn't speak, just bowed his head and kicked the stones beside his feet.

"Do you remember everything about that time?" Li Shuang asked suddenly.

Qi Qi thought that this was a necessary qualification to obtain photos, without even thinking about it: "Of course."

"Very good." Li Shuang finally got his wish and pinched the bun's face, and squeezed it off!

Qi Qixian didn't pay attention at first, thinking that the symbol was bigger than the substance as before, but he soon found out, shit, Li Shuang really doesn't care for others, he pinches so hard!Finally, he couldn't take it anymore and jumped up. If it wasn't for his wrists being tightly gripped, he would have been able to soar into the sky: "It hurts...it hurts! You're like plasticine!"

Li Shuang didn't say a word, he just felt that he had done enough, so he let it go.

"You are inexplicable! You are incredible! You..." Qi Qi ran out of memory and was at a loss for words.But the grievances are like a tsunami, overwhelming.

Li Shuang looked at the child's red eye circles, and suppressed the urge to touch the other's head.He slapped him, but he didn't want to give Tianzao.He was angry again, he couldn't control the thought of someone deleting something he should have without his consent, he had the power.

During the stalemate, Pata's phone call was like rain.

"Shuang, Liu said that hypnosis can be solved," Pata's voice was a little excited, "he has promised to help you untie it."

"Can it be solved?" Li Shuang was stunned. Didn't it just delete it like emptying the recycle bin?

"Even if the recycle bin is emptied, the hard drive can be restored."

"Mint, you have learned to read minds! Also, it is a very bad habit to grab other people's phone numbers!"

"Are you still with Qi Qi? That's more convenient, just let him help you solve it."

Li Shuang suspects that Bo Xiyan not only knows how to read minds, but also installed a fucking camera on himself!

After hanging up the phone, Li Shuang turned his gaze back to Qi Qi.

The child drooped his head in resignation, as if he had given up on running away.

"Did you hear that?" Li Shuang was sure that Pata's loud voice was already fragrant.

The child remained silent.

"Do you think you explained it to me directly, or should I go home with you to find Liu Ting?"

The child remained silent.

"Okay, then find Liu Ting."

After Li Shuang finished speaking, he was about to move forward, but the child didn't move.When he pulled and pulled, the child's arms stretched accordingly, but his feet didn't move.

Li Shuang sighed, approached the child, squatted down, raised his hand to brush the long bangs, and forced Qi Qi to look into his eyes: "You must have never been hypnotized by others, then let me tell you, it feels like life is missing a bit." I'm very frustrated, I don't know why you didn't hypnotize me from the beginning, you may feel puzzled anyway, it's the same thing you told me, but it's really different. What you experienced is the same as what you learned from the news Can it be the same as what I heard on the radio? You tell me that’s my day, I still feel like someone else’s, just like I’m watching this now,” Li Shuang held up the photo that he found from the child at some point , said very seriously, "I really think this is a person who looks very similar to me, not me."

Qi Qi stared blankly at Li Shuang, from being absent-minded at the beginning to listening carefully at the end.He never thought that a thing that he thought was very common would be so... tangled to others.He tried to think differently, what would he do if one day Li Shuang erased his memory.He thought that he would go down in one bite and make the other party into the same kind.

This was the worst revenge he could think of.

"sorry."

"You said it several times a night."

"That's the truth."

"..."

Qi Qi thought, why is he so hypocritical and unwilling to de-hypnotize the other party?The answer was always there, but it was more hypocritical, so he couldn't bear to admit it.

He was afraid that the other party would go back to the past, for example, treat him completely well.

It's a butterfly effect.Hypnotized, the effect circle can be stopped here.But once the hypnosis was undone, and Li Shuang treated him like before, and he was comfortable, he really couldn't control his heart.In fact, I can't control it anymore.So if you can't control it, you will fly, and if you fly, you will desire more, such as staying with each other for a long time.But Li Shuang doesn't have a lifespan of hundreds of years, so what should he do?Take a bite?Who knows if he is the kind who can transform or die?What if you die...

Liu Ting said that the ending of the earth destined to explode would not interfere with his nightly singing.

Qi Qi really envied him.

But humans and their differences interfere with his romance.

He inexplicably fell in love with a little policeman, after more than 70 years in the world.This is the result of his dream in the interrogation room last Christmas, and then, tangled all the way.

Later, when Liu Ting listened to this past, he slammed Qi Qi on the head, saying that you don't even think about the point when you fucking think about the problem. The destruction of the earth and the poor life expectancy of people and ghosts are all secondary conditions. The primary problem you should be struggling with is you. Does your lover and family care about you?