Vampire Manual

Mr. Liu Ting, who left Qi Qi, is still very moist.

He has Pata, and DOTA.

At first, Pata didn’t know what kind of game DOTA was. He only knew that Mr. Liu Ting suddenly became interested in it. He didn’t pay attention to futures and stocks every day, except to listen to the report of the CEO of the resort. Roar and roar in another time and space.Later, it was Qi Qi who told him that the communication tool is called YY, which is equivalent to QQ voice, and that kind of game is called Dota. house.Pata nodded while listening, expressing understanding, just like the Sims.Qi Qi thought about it and felt that there seemed to be some discrepancies, but he couldn't tell where the discrepancies were, so he had to agree.

But as time went by, Pata found that Mr. Liu only needed games, not Pata.For example, if you want to talk to him when you are bored, he will either hum and perfunctory, or simply ignore it and continue chatting with the bull-headed horse noodles (Pata language) in YY.Don't be dissatisfied, if you dare to interfere and destroy him when he is in the midst of a fierce battle, even if you push his mouse a few times, he will kill you.

Pata was yelled at several times, so when Mint came to pick him up, he found that his little bat was more enthusiastic than before.

"...He just left me alone like this every day. This is cold violence. Ugh, Mint, I miss you..." Pata's grievances had already passed the cordon, and he simply stood at the entrance of Liu Ting's house and confronted the gentleman's indifferent behavior. He made a bloody and tearful accusation with his lover.

Liu Ting managed to get out of the battle with great difficulty, and hurried over to clear his grievances: "Hey, I said that there is no such thing as you, why don't you say that you eat, drink, and live well, oh, the object knows that he hates me as soon as he comes back..." The more Liu Ting spoke, the colder he felt, and he looked closely, but there was no sound.Well, Bo Xiyan smiled at him, calling it a grinning smile was conservative.

"Pata has caused you trouble these days." Finally, Bo Xiyan spoke slowly, looking like a patriarch.

Liu Ting was inexplicably upset: "He is my friend, so you don't need to thank him."

Bo Xiyan nodded politely: "I'll take Napata away, you continue to play your DOTA."

When Liu Ting heard it, hehe, he was taken aback: "You still know this?"

Bo Xiyan withdrew his gaze from the LCD screen, pulled Pata who was dressed, straightened his curly hair like a bird's nest a few times, and left a sentence: "Men play DOTA lonely, women wear stockings lonely." go.

At the end of July, the work of the police station became unprecedentedly busy.The red-headed documents make it clear that during the Olympic Games, the community must be stable and the streets harmonious. Female police officers should be used as male police officers, and male police officers should be used as Transformers.

Li Shuang and Bo Xiyan, the two regular Transformers, worked day and night for nearly half a month, but they almost missed the opening ceremony.Thanks to the change of shift at 09:30, the two men took off their military uniforms and prepared to go back to finish the opening ceremony.Unexpectedly, just as they were about to break up at the bus station, their phones rang together.

"Let's get off work. I'm watching the opening ceremony at Liu Ting's place. The 50-inch LCD is super handsome!" Qi Qi's voice could float eight hundred miles from the receiver.

"Mint, come to Liu's house!" It was Pata who spoke concisely.

I felt that a big color TV should be used for a big scene, not to mention that there is nothing more appropriate than this in a big house, so it was Li Shuang who stopped a taxi immediately.

It's Mint who thinks... "Are you watching TV too?"

"You know I can't see it, but 5.1 surround sound is the same as going to the scene!"

"..."

Li Shuang, who had already gotten into the taxi, secretly glanced at the face of someone still standing on the curb, and only thought of four words - darker than the night.

"Let's go!" The driver became impatient.

Li Shuang quickly apologized: "My daughter-in-law has gone to someone else's house, my buddy is a little emotional."

The driver suddenly realized, and looked at Bo Xiyan with a different look: "Your colleague's psychological quality is really good."

Liu Ting opened the door, and before the two of them came in, the comrade rushed back to the computer in the corner of the living room, quickly put on the headset, and started again: "Fucking fast... that's right... shit, you're the one who controls the monsters." Ah! You just showed this face for nothing! What does it have to do with your face? It has a lot to do with it! If you kill me again, I will steal your account!"

Look at the two on the sofa in the middle of the living room, completely undisturbed.One stared intently at the poetic and picturesque photoelectric effect, while the other closed his eyes and listened fascinatedly.

"You two know how to enjoy life." Brother Shuang, a small citizen, is out of balance. If you talk about the LCD on this half of the wall, it is easy to be blinded at first glance.

"Brother, hurry up, half of the performance is over!" Qi Qiguang greeted with his hands, but he didn't give Brother Shuang a look.

"How do you know you're halfway through?" Li Shuang was not polite to Liu Ting, he took off his shoes and went into the room, jumped on the sofa and let out a long sigh of relief, neat and tidy.

"He was calculated according to the Spring Festival Gala." Bo Xiyan also came in, but instead of sitting on the sofa, he walked to Pata and sat on the ground, stretching his legs, leaning his back against the edge of the sofa.

"How do you know? I really counted on that!" Qi Qi was surprised this time.

Listening to the sound, Pata fished forward and put his arms around Bo Xiyan's neck from behind.Bo Xiyan didn't bother to pay attention to the two creatures that vividly interpreted the division of people into groups, turned around and gave Pata a kiss.

There was no surprise in the opening ceremony. After watching it for a long time, I really felt a little bit of the Spring Festival Gala. In fact, everyone is looking forward to the entry of the representative teams. Qi Qi, Li Shuang, and Bo Xiyan are no different. They are also consistent on this point. We must wait for the Chinese team Well.As for Pata, it seems that he is more willing to support Mexico.

"Nurse! Are you a nanny! Melamine! How many times have I fucked up to death, do you have any work ethic!" Occasionally, someone's stereo is more effective than 5.1.

Bo Xiyan glanced over and slightly raised his eyebrows: "The game has changed."

Qi Qi leaned over in a doggy manner: "The imperial army asked me to tell you a message, he is not lonely."

Bo Xiyan smiled shallowly. Viewed from the side, the corners of his mouth were beautifully curved.

Qi Qi gave the other party a very pertinent comment from the bottom of her heart - smiling Hades.

Liu Ting, who was immersed in the dungeon, didn't know that he had been passed away by others, and now he put all his energy on the boss. The S-level boss that finally appeared, he was closer than his relatives.

"T, calm down, we are short of nanny now, and melamine is not easy to find, so let's make do with it. Nanny, stand a little farther away, if you can add blood, it will be enough, DPS output at full capacity, don't be afraid to grab aggro, T can stabilize..." The six-person team, YY is full of old men, so naturally no one is restrained and polite, but the captain is also the president of their trade union, and everyone still saves face.

The nanny muttered pitifully: "I just mixed some water...I'm not poisonous..."

Just as Liu Ting wanted to complain, suddenly there was a huge bang in the headset, which made his eardrums tingle, and then he heard the changed voice of the president who was still calm just now——

"Who are you! How did you come in! Don't come here, I'll call the police...ah——"

Everyone else in the team was stunned, even though the bosses were killed one by one, the six little people on the monitor never moved again.In an instant, the group was destroyed.But no one cares, everyone is anxiously shouting what's wrong with you, what happened!But there was a constant noise of what seemed to be a scuffle, and nothing else.

"What's the matter?" It was Li Shuang who asked, but in fact, everyone was startled by Liu Ting's sudden change of tone, so they didn't want to watch TV any more, and turned to look at him.

"It seems that something happened to my captain." Liu Ting frowned, looking worried.He unplugged the headset, plugged it back into the speaker, and turned it up to the maximum. The fighting sound over there was muffled but shocking.

Bo Xiyan asked, "Do you know where he lives?"

Liu Ting shook his head in a daze: "He only played a few dungeons with him, and bought equipment a few times..."

"What about the rest of your team? Don't know?"

"Ah, wait for me to ask!"

Facts have proved that if you believe in Mint, you will live forever.Two members of the team are old men from the guild. They have known the team leader for almost two years. They know their cell phone pagers and BP machines back and forth, and their home addresses are even more clear.Liu Ting's guild is a local faction, there is only one requirement to join the guild, the same city, MM priority.