Vampire Manual
Chapter 50
After returning from Suzhou, Li Shuang and Mint devoted themselves to busy work.In the post-Olympic era, it is even busier than during the Olympic period, because during the Olympic period, you only need to go to the streets to be a deterrent to maintain world peace. Everyone is watching the Olympic Games at home, and the thieves probably watch it too. Even social security has stabilized. As soon as the Olympics ended, all kinds of problems broke out in a flood.
The police station can't wait for one person to be used by four people, even the occasional "Bo forensic medical assistance application letter" is rejected. The family is too busy to take care of themselves, so there is no energy to help outsiders.
So time passed on the hot wheels like this, and it was the end of the year in a blink of an eye.For the policemen these few months, it was all about serving the people, but for the three vampires, it was a blink of an eye, like playing mahjong and watching TV, and the days passed.The three of them were still surprised when the first snow fell in winter, as if the last second was summer, and this second it was winter.Pata asked, where did autumn go?Looking at the poker cards in his hand, Liu Ting replied, Qiu is in five of squares.
When the busyness finally came to an end, it was already the end of the year.
When Li Shuang and Mint went to Liu Ting's house to pick up someone, the host was very unhappy, and said that he would let me go if there was nothing to do, and that it was the Chinese New Year and you knew they would take them home.However, the children who were over the holiday were very happy, and they all wanted to jump into the arms of their parents. Liu Ting had to kick them out of the gate without conscience.
Sleeping on the same couch after a long absence, perhaps because of the cold weather, Qi Qi kept pushing into Li Shuang's arms.
The quilt made the child air leak everywhere, so Li Shuang had no choice but to firmly fix him to his chest: "The heating is not strong enough, so don't panic."
Qi Qi hugged Li Shuang like an octopus, completely unaware of the lack of power of the heating.
In the dark, Li Shuang couldn't see the child, only knew that he was tied up with a fairy rope, so he asked dumbfounded, "Is it warm?"
The child nodded sharply.
Li Shuang was just about to push his arms away - he couldn't sleep in this posture - when the child muttered again: "Brother, you smell bad."
Li Shuang frowned: "What smell?"
Qi Qi's voice was inaudible: "It smells like wind and dust."
Li Shuang 囧: "I sell my art but not my body!"
Qi Qi was even more embarrassed: "I'm talking about the dust of the world!"
Afterwards, the two of them summed it up, well, the little boy's Chinese has not passed the test, so you can just say that it tastes earthy and gray!
But that night, the two little Biesheng newlyweds still slept soundly in the smell of wind and dust.
In the next few days, Li Shuang took a three-day vacation to make up for the continuous rotation of the past two months.What makes people even more happy is that the year-end bonus is also distributed. Although the amount is not much, it can be regarded as extra income.So on that sunny morning in winter, Qi Qi looked at Brother Shuang, who had a rare vacation, sitting on the sofa holding something silly by himself.
Qi Qi washed an apple, gnawed off a big bite, then walked into the living room with his mouth full and asked with difficulty: "Brother, what are you happy about?"
"I'm admiring the most beautiful things in the world."
"what?"
"Bank card."
"..."
It was only later that Qi Qi found out that it turned out that the unit had issued the year-end bonus, and Brother Shuang was thinking about sending money to his family.
After the music was over, Brother Shuang put on a heroic down jacket in the warm sun that filled the living room, a small hat, a small scarf, and the whole outfit was completed.His hometown is relatively remote, so remittances are usually sent by China Post, so Li Shuang just took a break to take this trip.
Before going out, he asked Qi Qi: "What do you want for lunch, I'll bring it back for you."
The child tilted his head and pondered for a long time: "Roasted sweet potatoes."
Li Shuang couldn't laugh or cry, pinched the child's nose lovingly: "You are really easy to support."
When he walked out of the building, the wind suddenly blew up. Li Shuang subconsciously pulled his hat and scarf, hoping to cover himself warmer.
The salary card of the police station is ICBC, and Li Shuang has to go to the post office for remittances. City A is not big, and the so-called commercial center is only a small area, but there are all banks, and Li Shuang's home is nearby, so it is natural to go there.But I didn't expect to meet Mint in ICBC.
Ordinarily, I would never see it, because Mint is inside ICBC, and Li Shuang just used the cash machine outside, who knew that it was only so small, the cash machine outside was out of money, and he could only deposit but not withdraw. Brother Shuang was furious and decided to go to the counter to handle it.This time I met mint.
The wonderful encounter happened in front of the lottery machine.
Li Shuang first drew a number, and then saw that the elder sister next to her was also drawing a number, so Brother Shuang handed over his number without thinking, turned around and drew another one.The eldest sister said thank you repeatedly, and Li Shuang made faces in the aura of Brother Lei Feng to tease the doll wrapped in a small quilt.
The doll was very supportive and giggled happily. Brother Shuang was very happy and also followed suit.Then I heard a cool sentence from behind: "Can you not block the number drawing machine?"
Although they all came to the bank, Brother Shuang soon discovered that the difference between them was not even a single star. He smoked ordinary business, and Mint was a major customer service. For the remaining two, the lobby manager continued to persuade, saying that sir, you can go to the VIP area inside and wait, where there are sofas and tea.Bo Xiyan didn't expect to meet Li Shuang either. He just said something, so naturally he didn't need to go in. However, the manager was persistent and made Li Shuang promise again and again, don't worry, I will entertain him for you.
"Why did you come here?" The waiting area was [-]% full, Li Shuang found a seat in the last row, and sat down with Mint, "Is there no bank near your house?"
"There are banks but no western restaurants," Mint shrugged, "Pata wants to eat pasta."
spaghetti……
Roasted sweet potato……
Brother Shuang suddenly felt a subtle sense of happiness.
"Hey, where's Pata?" Li Shuang looked around, but didn't see the cute little bat.
"Go back first."
"You let him go back alone?"
"First, this is not Shanghai. He can fly back by turning into a bat. Second, I said I came to the bank to do something, and he was bored."
"I accept the first one. As for the second one, uh, can I think you are feeling wronged..."
Bo Xiyan didn't answer, just narrowed his eyes and looked at him quietly.
Li Shuang wisely moved to the next topic: "What business are you here for?"
"Not sure, it's about investment and financial management. I just stopped by to have a look."
Li Shuang envied and hated: "How much money do you have..." He also invests and manages money, even if his bank card is fully withdrawn, two pockets of his trousers can fully accommodate it.
"By the way, when it comes to investment," Li Shuang suddenly thought, "Liu Ting is familiar, why don't you let Liu Ting help you out? Whatever the bank can do for you, it's all for them to collect money for themselves."
Bo Xiyan smiled slightly: "I will judge myself."
Li Shuang swore that he saw the beating forehead of the other party.
Liu Ting is forbidden to speak, Brother Shuang understands.The two of them probably had an enmity in their previous life, and they have accumulated some grievances in this life, and it is very likely that they will be rebellious.
"Please go to window No. 308 for No. A6, please go to No. 308 window for No. A6."
Li Shuang looked at his number, 328, and felt infinitely sad.
Bo Xiyan stood up instead: "I'll go in and take a look, it should be my turn."
"Yeah." Li Shuang waved his hand, indicating that he would leave.
Bo Xiyan was wearing a business windbreaker with a stand-up collar today. From the back, he didn't look like a policeman at all. On the contrary, he looked like the CEO of a certain group.
Li Shuang was flirting with Bo Xiyan's back, and suddenly bumped into someone from a sideways angle. Bo Xiyan was stunned as he walked forward, but Li Shuang squinted his eyes, thinking that the person probably didn't do it on purpose, but was just in a hurry I don't know what to think.
Li Shuang's analysis was purely an occupational disease and was very casual, so he didn't make any further observations.But Bo Xiyan's expression changed suddenly, and he grabbed the man's wrist in the next second.
Li Shuang stood up from the stool, and Mint's expression changed, this was a big deal.
But Li Shuang didn't expect it to be that big.
Hearing a bang gunshot, everyone in the lobby was shocked. Soon, there were screams one after another, and everyone panicked and almost fled to the door.
boom!Another shot!
"Don't move—" another man stood not far from the man whose wrist was grabbed by Mint, and shouted loudly, "Squat down!"
Everyone was so frightened that they didn't dare to move any more. Some calmed down and squatted down slowly, and most of them just collapsed there.
Bo Xiyan was also distracted by this sudden turn of events. The captured man took the opportunity to withdraw his wrist, and the next second he took out his gun and pointed it at Mint's head: "You squat down too!"
Bo Xiyan didn't speak, and squatted down quietly.
Li Shuang hid between the two rows of chairs before realizing why Bo Xiyan was acting abnormally just now. He must have seen the gangster's gun.And speaking of gangsters... Brother Shuang wants to growl: The probability of encountering a bank robber these days is lower than that of Chinese football breaking out of Asia. Mint, your fucking character has no limits!
In fact, robbing a bank is a very difficult job.Among other things, that layer of tempered glass alone is enough to give criminals a headache. Do you expect bank staff to stuff money out of such a small opening for you?Even if people are willing, I guess you don't have the patience to wait.So sometimes robbing a cash van is more feasible than robbing a bank.
Li Shuang hid among the chairs and secretly glanced at the robber who also looked slightly panicked.I always feel that they don't seem to be premeditated. They probably just came out with a gun to step on the spot or do something else. It was just a temporary idea after being discovered by Mint.
In fact, crimes with guns are the easiest to solve, because China has strict control over guns. As long as you dare to shoot and shoot bullets, you can be found out along the source of the gun.But the ease of solving a case does not mean that the nature of the case is not bad. In fact, as long as a gun is involved, it is a bloody case.
As Li Shuang thought, toughened glass is not easy to break, but none of the bank staff who were stunned thought of ringing the alarm bell!The security guard in the lobby was also squatting there, not even daring to raise his face.The robbers divided the work, one forced the bank staff to stuff money, and the other guarded the lobby with a gun.The staff stuffed the money very slowly, and the robbers impatiently took their guns to knock on the glass, making a bang, every sound seemed to hit people's hearts.
Guarding everyone in the lobby with a gun raised was the man whose arm was grabbed by Bo Xiyan just now. He looked very nervous, his hunched back was tense, and his whole body was like a boiled prawn.
The lobby is very quiet, very quiet, it seems that everyone is holding their breath, as if the danger is far away from them.
Suddenly, a clear and piercing cry sounded, and Li Shuang's heart tightened suddenly. Right beside him, the child who had been amused by his grimace just now seemed to feel danger, and cried uncontrollably.
"You tell him to shut up! Crying again, I'll kill you!" The robber walked up a few steps and pointed his gun at the woman's hand shaking.
Li Shuang almost gritted his teeth, slightly raised his head to look at the black muzzle of the gun, praying not to shoot, never to shoot...
The baby cried louder.
The robber's voice was almost trembling: "You fucking..."
Li Shuang watched his index finger move slowly, and in a blink of an eye, he jumped up and rushed over!
The police station can't wait for one person to be used by four people, even the occasional "Bo forensic medical assistance application letter" is rejected. The family is too busy to take care of themselves, so there is no energy to help outsiders.
So time passed on the hot wheels like this, and it was the end of the year in a blink of an eye.For the policemen these few months, it was all about serving the people, but for the three vampires, it was a blink of an eye, like playing mahjong and watching TV, and the days passed.The three of them were still surprised when the first snow fell in winter, as if the last second was summer, and this second it was winter.Pata asked, where did autumn go?Looking at the poker cards in his hand, Liu Ting replied, Qiu is in five of squares.
When the busyness finally came to an end, it was already the end of the year.
When Li Shuang and Mint went to Liu Ting's house to pick up someone, the host was very unhappy, and said that he would let me go if there was nothing to do, and that it was the Chinese New Year and you knew they would take them home.However, the children who were over the holiday were very happy, and they all wanted to jump into the arms of their parents. Liu Ting had to kick them out of the gate without conscience.
Sleeping on the same couch after a long absence, perhaps because of the cold weather, Qi Qi kept pushing into Li Shuang's arms.
The quilt made the child air leak everywhere, so Li Shuang had no choice but to firmly fix him to his chest: "The heating is not strong enough, so don't panic."
Qi Qi hugged Li Shuang like an octopus, completely unaware of the lack of power of the heating.
In the dark, Li Shuang couldn't see the child, only knew that he was tied up with a fairy rope, so he asked dumbfounded, "Is it warm?"
The child nodded sharply.
Li Shuang was just about to push his arms away - he couldn't sleep in this posture - when the child muttered again: "Brother, you smell bad."
Li Shuang frowned: "What smell?"
Qi Qi's voice was inaudible: "It smells like wind and dust."
Li Shuang 囧: "I sell my art but not my body!"
Qi Qi was even more embarrassed: "I'm talking about the dust of the world!"
Afterwards, the two of them summed it up, well, the little boy's Chinese has not passed the test, so you can just say that it tastes earthy and gray!
But that night, the two little Biesheng newlyweds still slept soundly in the smell of wind and dust.
In the next few days, Li Shuang took a three-day vacation to make up for the continuous rotation of the past two months.What makes people even more happy is that the year-end bonus is also distributed. Although the amount is not much, it can be regarded as extra income.So on that sunny morning in winter, Qi Qi looked at Brother Shuang, who had a rare vacation, sitting on the sofa holding something silly by himself.
Qi Qi washed an apple, gnawed off a big bite, then walked into the living room with his mouth full and asked with difficulty: "Brother, what are you happy about?"
"I'm admiring the most beautiful things in the world."
"what?"
"Bank card."
"..."
It was only later that Qi Qi found out that it turned out that the unit had issued the year-end bonus, and Brother Shuang was thinking about sending money to his family.
After the music was over, Brother Shuang put on a heroic down jacket in the warm sun that filled the living room, a small hat, a small scarf, and the whole outfit was completed.His hometown is relatively remote, so remittances are usually sent by China Post, so Li Shuang just took a break to take this trip.
Before going out, he asked Qi Qi: "What do you want for lunch, I'll bring it back for you."
The child tilted his head and pondered for a long time: "Roasted sweet potatoes."
Li Shuang couldn't laugh or cry, pinched the child's nose lovingly: "You are really easy to support."
When he walked out of the building, the wind suddenly blew up. Li Shuang subconsciously pulled his hat and scarf, hoping to cover himself warmer.
The salary card of the police station is ICBC, and Li Shuang has to go to the post office for remittances. City A is not big, and the so-called commercial center is only a small area, but there are all banks, and Li Shuang's home is nearby, so it is natural to go there.But I didn't expect to meet Mint in ICBC.
Ordinarily, I would never see it, because Mint is inside ICBC, and Li Shuang just used the cash machine outside, who knew that it was only so small, the cash machine outside was out of money, and he could only deposit but not withdraw. Brother Shuang was furious and decided to go to the counter to handle it.This time I met mint.
The wonderful encounter happened in front of the lottery machine.
Li Shuang first drew a number, and then saw that the elder sister next to her was also drawing a number, so Brother Shuang handed over his number without thinking, turned around and drew another one.The eldest sister said thank you repeatedly, and Li Shuang made faces in the aura of Brother Lei Feng to tease the doll wrapped in a small quilt.
The doll was very supportive and giggled happily. Brother Shuang was very happy and also followed suit.Then I heard a cool sentence from behind: "Can you not block the number drawing machine?"
Although they all came to the bank, Brother Shuang soon discovered that the difference between them was not even a single star. He smoked ordinary business, and Mint was a major customer service. For the remaining two, the lobby manager continued to persuade, saying that sir, you can go to the VIP area inside and wait, where there are sofas and tea.Bo Xiyan didn't expect to meet Li Shuang either. He just said something, so naturally he didn't need to go in. However, the manager was persistent and made Li Shuang promise again and again, don't worry, I will entertain him for you.
"Why did you come here?" The waiting area was [-]% full, Li Shuang found a seat in the last row, and sat down with Mint, "Is there no bank near your house?"
"There are banks but no western restaurants," Mint shrugged, "Pata wants to eat pasta."
spaghetti……
Roasted sweet potato……
Brother Shuang suddenly felt a subtle sense of happiness.
"Hey, where's Pata?" Li Shuang looked around, but didn't see the cute little bat.
"Go back first."
"You let him go back alone?"
"First, this is not Shanghai. He can fly back by turning into a bat. Second, I said I came to the bank to do something, and he was bored."
"I accept the first one. As for the second one, uh, can I think you are feeling wronged..."
Bo Xiyan didn't answer, just narrowed his eyes and looked at him quietly.
Li Shuang wisely moved to the next topic: "What business are you here for?"
"Not sure, it's about investment and financial management. I just stopped by to have a look."
Li Shuang envied and hated: "How much money do you have..." He also invests and manages money, even if his bank card is fully withdrawn, two pockets of his trousers can fully accommodate it.
"By the way, when it comes to investment," Li Shuang suddenly thought, "Liu Ting is familiar, why don't you let Liu Ting help you out? Whatever the bank can do for you, it's all for them to collect money for themselves."
Bo Xiyan smiled slightly: "I will judge myself."
Li Shuang swore that he saw the beating forehead of the other party.
Liu Ting is forbidden to speak, Brother Shuang understands.The two of them probably had an enmity in their previous life, and they have accumulated some grievances in this life, and it is very likely that they will be rebellious.
"Please go to window No. 308 for No. A6, please go to No. 308 window for No. A6."
Li Shuang looked at his number, 328, and felt infinitely sad.
Bo Xiyan stood up instead: "I'll go in and take a look, it should be my turn."
"Yeah." Li Shuang waved his hand, indicating that he would leave.
Bo Xiyan was wearing a business windbreaker with a stand-up collar today. From the back, he didn't look like a policeman at all. On the contrary, he looked like the CEO of a certain group.
Li Shuang was flirting with Bo Xiyan's back, and suddenly bumped into someone from a sideways angle. Bo Xiyan was stunned as he walked forward, but Li Shuang squinted his eyes, thinking that the person probably didn't do it on purpose, but was just in a hurry I don't know what to think.
Li Shuang's analysis was purely an occupational disease and was very casual, so he didn't make any further observations.But Bo Xiyan's expression changed suddenly, and he grabbed the man's wrist in the next second.
Li Shuang stood up from the stool, and Mint's expression changed, this was a big deal.
But Li Shuang didn't expect it to be that big.
Hearing a bang gunshot, everyone in the lobby was shocked. Soon, there were screams one after another, and everyone panicked and almost fled to the door.
boom!Another shot!
"Don't move—" another man stood not far from the man whose wrist was grabbed by Mint, and shouted loudly, "Squat down!"
Everyone was so frightened that they didn't dare to move any more. Some calmed down and squatted down slowly, and most of them just collapsed there.
Bo Xiyan was also distracted by this sudden turn of events. The captured man took the opportunity to withdraw his wrist, and the next second he took out his gun and pointed it at Mint's head: "You squat down too!"
Bo Xiyan didn't speak, and squatted down quietly.
Li Shuang hid between the two rows of chairs before realizing why Bo Xiyan was acting abnormally just now. He must have seen the gangster's gun.And speaking of gangsters... Brother Shuang wants to growl: The probability of encountering a bank robber these days is lower than that of Chinese football breaking out of Asia. Mint, your fucking character has no limits!
In fact, robbing a bank is a very difficult job.Among other things, that layer of tempered glass alone is enough to give criminals a headache. Do you expect bank staff to stuff money out of such a small opening for you?Even if people are willing, I guess you don't have the patience to wait.So sometimes robbing a cash van is more feasible than robbing a bank.
Li Shuang hid among the chairs and secretly glanced at the robber who also looked slightly panicked.I always feel that they don't seem to be premeditated. They probably just came out with a gun to step on the spot or do something else. It was just a temporary idea after being discovered by Mint.
In fact, crimes with guns are the easiest to solve, because China has strict control over guns. As long as you dare to shoot and shoot bullets, you can be found out along the source of the gun.But the ease of solving a case does not mean that the nature of the case is not bad. In fact, as long as a gun is involved, it is a bloody case.
As Li Shuang thought, toughened glass is not easy to break, but none of the bank staff who were stunned thought of ringing the alarm bell!The security guard in the lobby was also squatting there, not even daring to raise his face.The robbers divided the work, one forced the bank staff to stuff money, and the other guarded the lobby with a gun.The staff stuffed the money very slowly, and the robbers impatiently took their guns to knock on the glass, making a bang, every sound seemed to hit people's hearts.
Guarding everyone in the lobby with a gun raised was the man whose arm was grabbed by Bo Xiyan just now. He looked very nervous, his hunched back was tense, and his whole body was like a boiled prawn.
The lobby is very quiet, very quiet, it seems that everyone is holding their breath, as if the danger is far away from them.
Suddenly, a clear and piercing cry sounded, and Li Shuang's heart tightened suddenly. Right beside him, the child who had been amused by his grimace just now seemed to feel danger, and cried uncontrollably.
"You tell him to shut up! Crying again, I'll kill you!" The robber walked up a few steps and pointed his gun at the woman's hand shaking.
Li Shuang almost gritted his teeth, slightly raised his head to look at the black muzzle of the gun, praying not to shoot, never to shoot...
The baby cried louder.
The robber's voice was almost trembling: "You fucking..."
Li Shuang watched his index finger move slowly, and in a blink of an eye, he jumped up and rushed over!
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