Vampire Manual

Brother Shuang stayed in the hospital until the end of January, the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, and it was almost the Chinese New Year.

After nearly a month of observation, Mint still didn't dare to draw a conclusion on Brother Shuang's physique. He only said that the non-infected side was bigger. After all, the wound has not healed for a long time, which is enough to explain everything.

Hearing this news, Qi Qi's mood is very delicate, it's as if you broke an antique vase, and after struggling with anxiety for a long time, come to tell you personally that it is a fake.It's true to breathe a sigh of relief, and it's also true that Jiongjiong has a sense of spirit.

"Your brother is a man of God." When we were alone, Liu Ting felt sincerely, seeing that Qi Qi didn't say a word, and he didn't give up on his ears, "Come on, tell me the truth, aren't you a little disappointed?"

Disappointed?It seems there are.But it was really weak, compared to Li Shuang's joy of recovering and bouncing back to life, it was so weak that it could be ignored.

"You said, people have to look forward,"

"Aren't you ready to stay together forever?"

"Mint said that biting requires skill. Timing, strength, and the position of the mouth will all affect the result."

"So you're going to take out Edison's spirit of inventing the light bulb and bite it in all kinds of ways?"

"..."

In fact, whether you bite or not is not the root of the problem. Both Liu Ting and Qi Qi know that the root of the problem is whether people are willing to stay with you. This has nothing to do with being a human or a ghost, but only with whether you like it or not.

"When are you going to have a showdown with your Brother Shuang? I'm dying of anxiety as a soy saucer." Liu Ting has no children, but he has fully realized the difficulty of being a father after getting to know Qi Qi.

Qi Qi scratched his head and gave a vague answer: "Let's have a look again."

Liu Ting couldn't take it anymore: "You are going to see 2012. The Beijing Olympics have been successfully held, why is it so difficult for you to poke a window?"

"That's why it's so difficult!" Qi Qi was also very wronged, okay, he was almost bewildered just because of this, but every time, the backcourt and the frontcourt were well organized, and when it came to the goal, He trembled, "Why do you think Pata and Mint are so good, why don't I ask another day, maybe Mint is GAY in the first place."

Liu Ting rolled his eyes towards the sky, and finally sighed: "Don't worry about others, that experience is not suitable for you."

"Why?" Qi Qi frowned.

"There's no comparison." Liu Ting took it for granted, "Not to mention the difference in personality between Mint and Li Shuang, just you and Pata, the difference is more than [-] light years."

Qi Qi admits that there is a personality gap between him and Pata, but [-] light years... Liu Ting, can you die without exaggerating!

Mr. Liu didn't realize it yet, so he continued on his own: "Pata has a typical unrestrained personality, and if he likes it, he will pounce on it. I guess that's how Mint was won back then. And he didn't think of anyone when he pounced. Ghost, do you want to stay together forever? If you like it, just be together. He does things completely by instinct. Just like if one day he finds out that he doesn't love Mint anymore, he will let it go, believe it or not?"

...a little faith, but also a little doubt.

"I don't believe it all," Qi Qi tilted his head and thought for a while, "Would Pata not love Mint?"

Liu Ting shrugged: "Who can say for sure, foreigners like novelty."

Qi Qi smiled: "I understand why Mint bothers you so much."

Qi Qi just complained to Liu Ting, and when he got home and faced Li Shuang, he should live on and continue to cover his window paper.

In the blink of an eye, it's New Year's Eve.

Because he was afraid of being hurt by his parents, Li Shuang didn't go home this Spring Festival.On the phone, I talked to my parents for a long time, and promised to go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival on May [-] next year, which made the old couple happy.In the past, my parents were not so sentimental. Sometimes Li Shuang nagged about homesickness and so on, and my parents also helped to persuade him that work was important.So at this moment Li Shuang realizes that his parents are really old.

No one went back, but the twists and turns of the remittance were successfully remitted after brother Shuang was discharged from the hospital. By the way, my parents talked on the phone about saving money to marry a wife.This problem can be divided into two levels. The level of saving money belongs to the mother, and the level of marrying a daughter-in-law belongs to Brother Shuang.

"Ok, I know……"

"What do you know, the daughter-in-law of the village old Li's family will have twins this year, and Lao Li will have two grandchildren at once..."

"mom……"

"Mom, I don't care, anyway, you have to bring me a daughter-in-law back next year."

"That's so troublesome, I'll just bring you a grandson back, how about paying it back?"

"Old man! Look at your son! This is going to turn the world upside down..."

Li Shuang grinned and took the phone away from his ears until his father's honest voice came from the other side.

"son?"

"dad."

"Don't think your mother is annoying, she is also in a hurry."

"I know."

"You work hard, don't hang around at home."

"Ah."

Talking to Dad is Li Shuang's happiest moment. Usually, it will end peacefully and amicably within three sentences, and Dad will be very considerate and calm when his mother growls "I haven't finished yet". When you hang up the phone.

"Hey, happy baby..." Liu Ting was lying on the sofa, chewing potato chips while sighing.

There was still a gap of sofa under Liu Ting's feet, and Pata was nestled in this palm-sized place, with legs curled up, mouth flattened, and pitifully echoed: "Pata is also homesick, woo..."

"Countdown to the Spring Festival Gala" was being broadcast on TV, with various interviews with backstage staff and actors who were getting ready for makeup.

Qi Qi ran out of the kitchen angrily with the murder weapon and yelled at Liu Ting: "Did you buy your kitchen knives before the founding of the People's Republic of China? They are all rusty!"

Li Shuang lay down on the carpet with a splitting headache and pretended to be dead—who could tell him that Mao must be reunited at Liu Ting's house during the Spring Festival?Why are the three of Mao getting more noisy than the seven aunts and eight aunts who came to visit on the second day of the lunar new year in his hometown?Because Mao's only mint who can calm down the scene has to go on a business trip during the Chinese New Year!It's all for nothing...

"Why do you let Ice Cube go on a business trip during the Chinese New Year?" Comrade Liu Ting just finished destroying a bucket of potato chips, and was throwing the wreckage of its packaging into the trash basket without any mistakes.

"I don't know," Li Shuang yawned, "It's all confidential, anyway, Americans don't celebrate the Spring Festival."

"Then let him take this guy with him anyway," Liu Ting poked the humanoid bat that was sluggish in the corner, "Hey, don't be depressed, those who don't know think there is a big man-made dark cloud floating over my house. "

Li Shuang glanced over and corrected Liu Ting's words: "It's clearly a cloud of chocolate."

Qi Qi came over and asked Li Shuang to help him chop dumpling stuffing. The reason was that non-workers were not allowed to eat. Li Shuang really wanted to ask the two elders on the sofa not to eat at night, but Qi Qi never gave him this opportunity. The kitchen started all kinds of spurs.

Li Shuang walked forward, while Chocolate Cloud wailed on his back.

"I promised to spend the Spring Festival with Pata... Aww, Mint is Pinocchio!"

Liu Ting felt fresh: "Take a trouble and ask, which of you two will accompany whom?"

"Of course it's mint to accompany Pata!"

"If I remember correctly, your new year should be January [-]st, right?"

"Pata wants to celebrate the New Year Mint said that it is not the New Year but New Year's Day, he asked Pata to move the New Year to your New Year's Eve..."

Now there is nothing to say, Liu Ting sat up and patted Pata on the shoulder to show comfort: "He will grow an elephant's nose, don't worry."

At five o'clock in the evening, the dumpling banquet officially opened.It stands to reason that you have to wait until twelve o'clock to eat dumplings, but Qi Qi couldn't help but want everyone to try his handicrafts, so he used various tricks, including being cute, hugging his thighs, pretending to be pitiful and wielding a kitchen knife, etc., to force the masses to buy Liu Tingding. Ignoring the New Year’s Eve banquet delivered by the hotel, one person ordered three dumplings first—originally, Qi Qi’s package was more than enough for one person, one plate, but, ahem, considering its taste, three dumplings was already the limit.

After eating the dumplings, everyone felt more and more how cute the five-star hotel’s New Year’s Eve banquet was. They even ate and drank until two or three o’clock in the middle of the night. The Spring Festival Gala ended early. A few people watched DVDs. They didn't understand the lines very well, and couldn't understand its spoof spirit, so everyone had to change to the American version of Midnight Ring.I like this Pata very much, because the English soundtrack is very kind.As for the others, they were so drunk early, who still read the subtitles?

Maybe it's really free to drink, and everyone has no scruples.

Halfway through the ghost movie, Pata started crying.This is completely different from his usual bluffing, but there is no sound at all. If Liu Ting turned around and wanted to chat with him, I am afraid that no one would find out when he finished crying.

"Oh, my ancestor, how much beer have you drank? How can it still flow out of your eyes!" Liu Ting panicked, and hurriedly wiped the other party with his sleeve, but was dizzy and out of focus. The sleeves are given to people's ears.

Unexpectedly, Pata grabbed his arm and threw himself into his arms with some strength.At that time, Pata was sitting on the sofa, and Liu Ting was sitting under the sofa. The latter was thrown on the carpet by the little bat and couldn't bear it at all. Pata also fell down, and Li Shuang was watching intently. The horror picture on the TV did not react at all, so the right leg that was scattered randomly became a pillow for the two of them.

Liu Ting originally wanted to push the attacker away, but as soon as his hand touched the opponent's head, he felt a slight tremor. The tremor was transmitted from the soft hair, leaving a burning temperature in Liu Ting's palm.

Sighing, Liu Ting was rare and gentle: "Bat, what's the matter?"

Pata buried herself in Mint's chest and whined for a long time, but the three present could only understand one sentence: "I hate Mint..."

Li Shuang and Qi Qi looked at each other, not knowing what to do.It is Liu Ting who finds it even more difficult. It's inappropriate to hug him, push it away, it's too ruthless, and he has always regarded Pata Qiqi as his own brother, so now he really feels distressed, heartbroken, Just gave birth to the anger of the mother's family.

"Ice cubes are just that. He doesn't smile all day long. We don't have the same experience as him!" Liu Ting stroked Pata's hair with one hand, and punched in mid-air with the other, as if it wasn't the air but the mental body of mint. .

"Liu," Pata suddenly raised his head, "I wish Mint could be like you..."

This is a bit weird. Liu Ting was about to correct it when he thought this way, but his face was held by someone, and then Pata's lips were firmly pressed against him. In all his visual world, only Pata was enlarged but still handsome. The face in his mind, he only thinks about one question, that is, why can't Pata see it so accurately...

This is not a lingering kiss.

Before Liu Ting could react, Pata took the initiative to back away.

And before everyone could react, Pata expressed it in words again as if he thought the action was not strong enough: "Liu, I really like you, I like you very much."

Pata burst into tears and smiled.

Everyone is in awe.

No one went to in-depth research on what kind of liking Pata was. Anyway, everyone drank too much, their brains were not bright, their speech was unclear, and they were out of line.

However, when Brother Shuang was confused and fell into Liu Ting's big bed with Qi Qi in his arms, he still complained: "Although he is a foreigner, he is in China after all. It's not good to be too open..."

Qi Qi was half asleep and half awake, and still didn't forget to retort: ​​"It's not good to be cold like mint..."

Brother Shuang pouted: "But I sympathize with Liu Ting. He let the man kiss him for no reason at the beginning of the new year."

Qi Qi lay on the pillow, face to face with him, and when he heard this, he was not happy, so he subconsciously moved over and bit Brother Shuang's lips, imitating Pata's blitzkrieg, attacking quickly and retreating quickly.

"What's the point of sympathy? I'll let you two be my companions!"

Brother Shuang is dead, Liu Ting's ecstasy has long been thrown out of the blue, and now he just thinks, this seems to be the second time a child kissed him...