Vampire Manual

why?

Naturally, it was impossible to go shopping. On the way home, Pata repeated this sentence over and over again. Why?Why did Mint give him a fake photo?Why did Mint lie to him?why why why……

Liu Ting was helpless.

He is not a worm in Mint's belly, and he feels that even if it is really a worm in Mint's belly, it may not be able to receive the non-human brain waves, and if it is really received, there is no way to decipher it.So what can he say?Maybe the mint was originally on it but then gradually faded?Or is it that the supernatural camera of mint nature can't take pictures at all?Either theory is quite reliable, if he wants Pata to kill him.

However, if the little bat wants to cry or not, it is better to kill him.

In fact, Liu Ting regretted it a little. He felt that if he had discussed the photo issue with Pata in a better way earlier, perhaps the consequences would not be as serious as today.But this is only if after all.And to be honest, having known Pata for so long, he had already forgotten about the photo.

Liu Ting hailed a taxi, took Pata in and reported his home address, but didn't want Pata to report another list.

"The mint hasn't come back yet." Liu Ting couldn't bear it, and stretched out his hands to mess up the curly hair of the little bat, "Why go back so early."

Pata lowered her head and said in a low voice, "I want to wait for mint at home."

"Speak or beat him?" Liu Ting originally wanted to tease him, but he said seriously and seriously. So-and-so, beating him is feasible, but... can you beat him?"

"I don't know," Pata rubbed the wallet over and over in his hand, like a recruit about to go to the battlefield, "I haven't played."

Liu Ting couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed the wallet and stuffed it firmly into Pata's pocket, and finally patted the other's chest: "Ice Cube is now the wrong party, why are you nervous!"

Pata stopped talking.He has been in a mess since just now. He has known Mint for four years and dated for three years. Although he took the initiative, pursued, lived together, and followed him to China, it was because he always believed that Mint liked him. So indifference is just a matter of character.But now, Pata's confidence has been shaken.

In fact, maybe he didn't have much confidence at all, but he kept encouraging himself, extracting energy from every intimate contact, and persisted until now.He is not a long-term person. He has liked countless things since he was born. There are food, games, music, books, celebrities, pets, men, and women. Every time he has something new , he will always forget the old ones without hesitation.Only mint, because I really like it, so I can't bear to give it up.

But there are prerequisites, for example, Mint is also reluctant to part with him.

It's not that he doesn't ask for anything in return, he just always thought he had received a response.

Bo Xiyan's business trip this time made him very depressed.Not to mention the Spring Festival, the whole process was tangled and tangled again, because of differences in technical opinions, he was isolated within two days in the past.Who said Americans are open?The small group that hugs itself is more stubborn than anyone else, and they simply don't listen to the opinions of others.But this academic exchange was a political task, and he couldn't leave early, which made Bo Xiyan's mood drop to the breaking point.

After finally getting off the plane and stepping on the land of the motherland, I felt a little better. I didn't want to open the door to see Pata, which was considered a pleasant surprise.He lowered his head to take off his shoes in the entrance, and hung his coat on the wall. While doing this, Bo Xiyan was always on guard, wary that some large animals would suddenly pounce on him and hug him in his arms.

However, today is really a bit strange.

Walking into the living room, Pata was still sitting on the sofa, but his head was slightly tilted to his side, so Bo Xiyan was sure that he knew he was back.So which one is this about?

"Why didn't you go to Liu Ting's house?" Unexpectedly, Bo Xiyan spoke first.

Pata is not a person who can hide his words. He has waited for two days, and all his patience has been exhausted.But anger was also worn away.He just feels uncomfortable now, and there are huge doubts that he can't solve.Now that Mint is back, he asked bluntly: "Why did you give me a fake photo?"

Bo Xiyan was baffled by the question, although Pata would often quarrel over some unnutritious things, but it would not be an unknown teacher.So he didn't speak in a hurry, but looked at other places first, such as the sofa, such as the coffee table, such as the opened wallet on the coffee table.

Bo Xiyan narrowed his eyes, and after staring at the photo in his wallet for half a second, a flash of inspiration crossed his mind like lightning.Is that a photo for Pata years ago?When we first met?When we first dated?It was so trivial that he couldn't remember it clearly.What surprised him even more was that Pata still kept it.What's the point of a photograph to someone who can't see at all?Bo Xiyan didn't understand this matter when he showed the photo, and he still doesn't understand it now.

"Peppermint?" Pata called softly without waiting for an answer, unconsciously carrying a little anxiety in her tone.

Bo Xiyan frowned: "When did this happen? Are you going to question me now?" The slightly rising ending brought out Bo Xiyan's unhappiness and a little bit of embarrassment.

At that time, Pata pestered him and asked him for a photo. He didn’t have it with him. Pata didn’t believe it. That photo is him, just be happy.However, Bo Xiyan felt that there was no need to explain these things, and he even felt that it was very unreasonable for Pata to reveal this incident.

But obviously, Pata doesn't think so.

"That's it? You don't even want to explain?" The flames of anger began to burn in his body again, and Pata unconsciously raised his voice with a questioning tone, "Did you see that I was being played around by you?" happy!"

...Where does it all go!

"Pata, I just got off the plane. I'm in a bad mood and I'm tired from head to toe. If you insist on arguing with me about what happened a few years ago, then I'm sorry, I can't accompany you."

After leaving a word, Bo Xiyan went straight back to the bedroom to catch up on sleep.

Pata sat alone in the living room, his anger had long since dissipated, and he suddenly felt particularly wronged, as if someone had stuffed a sliced ​​lemon into his heart, which was so sour.

In the next few days, the two began a cold war.It's not appropriate to talk about the Cold War. It should be that Pata got angry and didn't talk to him. Over time, Mint stopped talking.The cold treatment of pata didn't work, and the cold treatment of mint really killed it.This Pata is all too familiar, every time he makes a mistake, or makes Mint angry, the other party doesn't beat him, scold him, or blame him, except for going to work, he just hides in the laboratory and leaves him alone.

Mint knows this works.

But, maybe Mint doesn't know why this works.

"Mint, don't be silent..."

The laboratory is separated from the living room, the walls are very thin, and the sound can easily enter.Pata leaned against the door, knowing that it was futile - because he just admitted defeat and not admitted his mistake, but still felt even more uncomfortable after receiving no response.

He was afraid that Mint wouldn't speak, because he couldn't see the other person's expression, and if he couldn't hear the words again, he really didn't know what to do.He was actually not afraid that Mint would ignore him, but just afraid of being quiet.That would make him very uneasy, as if he was in a place where he couldn't touch the sky or the ground, hanging and lost.

Slowly, a shadow would appear in my heart, and when the shadow expanded, it would become a black hole, from which the chilly wind would blow, as if trying to swallow him whole.

But this time, he didn't want to apologize.The one who did the wrong thing was obviously Mint, why should he bow his head?And, does Mint really like him?He had obviously said all the nasty things, but now, he didn't dare to ask just a few words.

In the past few days, a thought popped up more and more frequently.

Otherwise, let's separate.

Being with Liu Ting is happier than Mint, why do you still have to be with Mint?

When Liu Ting received the call, Qi Qi was eating half an apple with Brother Shuang. The weather forecast said that there would be rain in the Northeast, so Qi Qi kicked Li Shuang with his feet and said, did you see him? He brought me an umbrella to work these two days.

Then the call came, like thunder in April.

"Pata moved to live with you?!" Qi Qi took a bite of an apple stuck in his throat, and coughed it out after a long time. "Did Mint die in the line of duty?"

Li Shuang just pricked up his ears. Hearing this, he felt the urge to pinch the child's neck.

However, after listening to Liu Ting's detailed description of the whole incident, including the ins and outs of the Cold War, Qi Qi sincerely hoped that the bastard died in the line of duty: "Is there any mistake! He lied first, so it's fine if he doesn't apologize, and he dares to show his face ?”

"That's not the point, the point is that he moved in and said he wants to live with me..." Liu Ting's wailing could be heard clearly even by Li Shuang.

"Let's live together. It's good to be cold with ice for a few days. Besides, you didn't always persuade people to come here before."

"..."

"Wait a minute, didn't he really break up with Pata?"

"You just realized it!" Liu Ting felt like crying.Originally, Bo Xiyan was suspicious of him and Pata, but now it's good, even if he jumps into the Yellow River, he won't be able to clear it up.

"Are you sure you're not angry?" Qi Qi still didn't quite believe it, saying that it was possible for Mint to break up with Pata, and Pata took the initiative?This probability is too low.

"Anyway, hurry up and come here, he is enjoying the bubble bath I carefully prepared for him now, maybe there will be something wrong later!"

After hanging up the phone, Qi Qi put on clothes directly on his body.Li Shuang only got a general idea, and then said to him: "Don't be so anxious, he's at Liu Ting's place well, it's late at night, let's go see it tomorrow."

"No, I'm worried. Liu Ting won't call me if there's nothing wrong." Because the culprit is Mint, Qi Qi was a little angry, "You'd better call that icebreaker immediately and let him I apologize and take Pata back."

Li Shuang was baffled by Ci'er: "Then you have to tell me what's going on first."

So in the next 2 minutes, Qi Qi said, Brother Shuang listened, and he understood seven or eight points.

"That is to say, because I don't know how many years ago Mint gave him a fake photo, so now he is making a fuss about breaking up and going to another man's house to declare that he wants to live with him?"

"Why do I think you have serious personal feelings in what you say?"

"Don't doubt it," Li Shuang rolled his eyes angrily, "I just think that Pata didn't do it properly."

"But the cold war was started by Mint first, and he made mistakes first!" Qi Qi was unhappy, he thought Li Shuang should be on his side as a matter of course.

Li Shuang subconsciously took half a step back, so as not to be sprayed by the fire of friendship: "I'm not saying that there is nothing wrong with Mint, but first of all, Mint didn't mention breaking up, right, and who doesn't know that he is so dead, so cold, Pa Ta has been with him for so long, and still doesn't understand this?"

Qi Qi narrowed his eyes, and suddenly asked: "Then do you think Bo He really likes him?"

Li Shuang thought for a long time, trying to pick out those small details that could give him confidence in his memories, but finally he didn't dare to come to a conclusion: "It should be."

That night, Li Shuang and Qi Qibing split into two groups, and each was their friend.

When Qi Qi rushed to Liu Ting's house, he saw Liu Ting sitting by the dining table, muttering something to the empty table, and when he got closer, he saw that there was a small bat on the table.

"Why did he transform?" Qi Qi stuffed all the fruits that Pata liked into the refrigerator.

"You have to ask him," Liu Ting sighed, lying on the table nose-to-nose and eye-to-eye with the little bat. "After taking a shower without clothes, he transformed and flew out. It has been like this ever since."

Qi Qi came over, looked at Pata who was motionless on the table, found nothing unusual, and asked suspiciously: "What is it like?"

Liu Ting rolled his eyes at him and spit out two words: "Play dead."

Li Shuang also pulled out his chair and sat down, and leaned down on the table like Liu Ting, and said seriously: "Pata, if Mint really bullies you, let us help you avenge it. How stupid it is to suffer alone."

The little bat made no sound, flapped its wings, or squeaked.

Qi Qi turned to look at Liu Ting, slightly panicked: "Isn't he really dead?"

Liu Ting raised his forehead, feeling that he was about to lose confidence in life: "Damn, you two were sent by God to form a group to torture me!"

When Li Shuang arrived at Mint's house, the last bus drivers were off work.

I didn't call in advance because I really didn't know what to say, so when I saw the lights on at Bo Xiyan's house, Li Shuang breathed a sigh of relief.

But no one answered the door.

Li Shuang 囧, changed from knocking to smashing, and finally smashed the person out through perseverance.

Mint stood at the door, tilted his head, and stared at him seriously. Brother Shuang understood the message in his eyes: What are you doing here in the middle of the night?

"Qi Qi went to Liu Ting's house." Li Shuang decided to cut to the chase.

Bo Xiyan's response was "Oh", then he turned around and went back to the room.

Li Shuang hurriedly took off his shoes and entered the room: "What are you doing at home alone?"

"Do an experiment." Without looking back, Bo Xiyan entered the cubicle that Li Shuang had been curious about for a long time, and did not close the door.

Li Shuang forgot the purpose of his visit for a moment, and Dian Dianer followed him in, as if he was in a chemistry class for the first time. Everywhere was novel. Of course, the thing that made him most curious was the burning alcohol lamp in front of Mint. Little test tube.

"What the hell?" Brother Shuang didn't dare to get too close, and just stood behind Mint.

"Dissolving agent." Mint didn't even lift her head, she was very focused.

"Dissolve or something?"

"vampire."

"Well, you don't need to use such a cruel hand if you really fail to fall in love..."

Bo Xiyan finally gave him a glance back, and Li Shuang immediately showed a flattering smile: "Then what is the reason for this?"

This question touched Mint's heart.

"It's similar to the corpse powder in the novel, but it works through blood. Vampires also have blood, but unlike humans, the dissolving agent will invade their unique blood cells, and first slowly corrode the blood vessel wall. , and then penetrated into the muscles, until the end, the body is still there from the outside, but the internal functions are completely lost.”

Li Shuang could not help but ask cheaply, "Is it a piece of ghost skin or a puddle of pus?"

"I haven't done an experiment yet," Bo Xiyan thought about it seriously, "but the former is more likely."

Li Shuang was speechless, and wanted to roll his eyes at the wall, not wanting to see something novel again.

"Then what is this white thing?"

"Artificial plasma."

"Where is the red one?"

"Hallucinogens."

"Where's the blue one?"

"Liquification spray."

"What is it for?"

"Extract shallow fingerprints."

"Then what about this yellow-yellow-green-green one?"

Bo Xiyan finally put down the utensil in his hand, raised his head and smiled gently at the problem baby: "Yes, drama, poison."

Brother Shuang put the bottle back, and his paws became obedient, so he could only move his mouth: "Mint, I think using experiments to relieve depression is a very tangled method, and I personally don't advocate it."

Mint glanced at him lightly: "I think running away from home to express emotions is a very naive way, and it's not worth advocating."

"Then who made you colder?"

"You first met me?"

"Brother, we are colleagues and you live together, can this be the same?"

Bo Xiyan didn't speak, got up and left the laboratory.

Li Shuang hurriedly followed, striking while the iron was hot: "You are not afraid that he is with Liu Ting, you really changed your mind."

Bo Xiyan stopped suddenly, turned around, and said seriously, almost word for word: "Li Shuang, I have always had this personality since I was a child. If I don't like it, don't come here from the beginning. I won't change, my personality won't change, and nothing else will change. , but others want to change, I can't stop it."

Mint was angry, Li Shuang felt it, maybe there was something else.

"That depends on whether you want to stop it or not." Li Shuang said earnestly.

The corner of Bo Xiyan's mouth twitched slightly, and he gave a faint and almost invisible smile: "I don't want to."

Li Shuang wanted to beat someone up.

Seeing that Mint was about to go back to the bedroom, Li Shuang quickly stopped him: "Hey, don't be so stubborn, you can guarantee that you will always be consistent, no matter when people turn around, oh, so you are still here?"

Bo Xiyan stopped, looked back at him quietly for a while, and asked, "Is this difficult?"

Li Shuang was stunned.

Difficult, very difficult, but he suddenly felt that perhaps Bo Xiyan could really do it.