Machine butler

The author has something to say: ahem, pay attention, pay attention, we can no longer overlord

Wright was a little depressed, and his small face was wrinkled like a bun.

Of course, what caused his strong dissatisfaction was that his bed was occupied by two uninvited guests, and he was sleeping pitifully on the sofa.

His back ached and his legs cramped from sleeping.

Having said that, last night, Li Chen fell asleep on his bed wet all over, Wright wanted to move him back, but he was not strong enough, so he called a servant to help, he lost his face, so he had sex Phew...

Well, everyone, don't think wrongly, there are many kinds of sex.

Wright took off Li Chen's wet clothes and was so tired that he was sweating profusely. Just as he was about to go to bed, he saw a huge figure outside his window, which made him almost scream in fright.

Although I am a vampire, vampires are also afraid of ghosts, okay...

The big figure slowly approached his room, approached, and then knocked on the window, Wright took a look, it turned out to be the dead fat insect, so he ignored him, covered the quilt, turned his head and walked away. sleep.

Unexpectedly, that worm was so determined that he kept knocking on the door, and followed his ugly singing. What were the lyrics?

That is: "The big bad guy Wright, babble, babble, the big bastard Wright, he ate my daddy, babble, I want him when I grow up, XXOOXXOOOOOOOO..."

After singing outside the window for nearly an hour, Wright couldn't stand the torture, so he opened the window and caught the dead fat bug in.

"Believe it or not, I ate you." Wright was furious, his eyes were red, pay attention, it was out of anger, plus lack of sleep...

"I don't believe it, Dad said, the teeth of the Wright Demon King are broken, and I can let me ravage them." On Li Chongchong's cute face, coupled with a wicked smile, it looked particularly distorted.

"..."

Seeing that Wright stood still and didn't respond, Li Chongchong picked up Wright and grabbed his arm, biting down with one bite, still viciously, without any hesitation.

"Ah... you crazy bug." Wright threw away Li Chongchong, and covered his hands, which were lined with tooth marks and blood.

"Hmph, be afraid, this is my sure-kill weapon, Li Chongchong: 'You don't pay for killing yourself'."

"Ow..."

"what……"

"Woooo..."

One after another, the sounds of thunderbolts and crackles came. Of course, Wright would never be trampled by a bug. After 15 minutes of thunderbolts, Li Chongchong pointed at Wright with tears in his eyes. .

"Wait... When I grow up, I will destroy you on behalf of my father..."

"..."

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Woohoo, I'm not alive, I..."

"Okay, don't cry, I feel uncomfortable." Wright yelled at Li Chongchong impatiently.

"Wow, Wright is going to kill the bugs... Wright is going to kill the bugs..."

Reluctantly, Wright stretched out his hand to cover Li Chongchong's mouth.

Unexpectedly, Li Chongchong's mouth became bigger in an instant, and when he opened his mouth, he took Wright's hand completely in his mouth, biting it with his sharp rows of thin teeth...

Wright was furious, and with the other hand, he directly gave Li Chongchong a shudder, and his hand was saved, while Li Chongchong had tears in his eyes...

"Wow, I'm dead..." Li Chongchong yelled with a surprisingly loud voice.

Wright was so angry that he almost had a stroke. He leaned forward and wanted to cover his mouth, afraid that his hand would be bitten by Li Chongchong again, so he pinched Li Chongchong's fleshy cheek and threatened: "You If you cry again, I will eat your father."

Li Chongchong stopped crying immediately, blinked his big eyes, and looked at Wright. "And what about my dad?"

"Your father is asleep." Wright explained patiently for the first time.

"Why doesn't he go home and go to bed?"

"He's working, so he's sleeping here."

Li Chongchong thought for a while, rubbed his cheeks that hurt from Wright's pinching, and then climbed onto Wright's bed.

Wright was stunned for a moment, and said, "You don't need to hold him, he fell asleep very deeply, and you can't hold him."

"Do you see how I look like someone who can hug Dad?" Li Chongchong popped out his head and yelled at Wright. "I want to sleep, you, get out for me."

So, when I lay down, I heard snoring.

Wright really wanted to burn Li Chonghong and eat it. After holding it for a long time, he gradually fell asleep and planned to go to bed. Only then did he find out that his big bed was occupied by Li Chen and his son.

Going to the guest room to sleep now will be embarrassing for the servants who will be cleaned tomorrow morning. After struggling for a long time, Wright curled up on the small leather sofa and fell asleep.

It was not easy to sleep on the sofa, so he got up before eight o'clock, his hair was messy, and there were some bloodshot eyes. Looking at the people and insects sleeping soundly on the bed, Wright had the urge to strangle them to death.

When he was hesitating whether to strangle the fat insect to death, Li Chen suddenly opened his eyes, and a pair of emerald-like pupils met his gaze...

His appearance was reflected in his crystal-clear eyes, and Wright was stunned for a moment, then turned his head away awkwardly. At this moment, Li Chen also woke up instantly, and hurriedly jumped off Wright's bed in a panic.

Li Chen didn't have any hair on his body, Wright squinted over and gasped, and Li Chen seemed to have sensed something, lowered his head, opened his mouth wide in fright, then grabbed the quilt and surrounded himself.

"Ouch..." With a burst of pain, Wright and Li Chen transferred the realization to the sounding body.

In fact, Li Chongchong was dreaming, playing with Li Xiaohu shoulder to shoulder, in the end, Li Xiaohu kicked himself, only then did he realize that he was dreaming and fell off the bed.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the Demon King Wright looking at him with a ferocious face. Li Chongchong's little heart couldn't bear the blow, so he hurriedly asked his father for help: "Dad, Dad, get rid of the Demon King Wright XXOO."

XXOO?

Is that a horse?Wright and Li Chen looked at each other.

Li Chen, who has a search system with him, accidentally found an explanation about XXOO...

XXOO, the origin of this abbreviation comes from the earth. It was a buzzword on the Internet at that time. When everyone discussed the verbization of H, they used XXOO instead.

However, on our planet Lala, XXOO means to repair, for example, if a certain person finds a certain person not pleasing to the eye, and wants to fix him, it can be said that he wants to XXOO him...

Li Chen gasped, how dare he drop the young master XXOO, well, think about the head office.

No one answered, so the two stared at each other, and the atmosphere was awkward.

Wright was a little furious, he was obviously the young master, why did he let his housekeeper sleep on the bed, and he was reduced to sleep on the sofa, so he took two steps forward, intending to bite him to vent his hatred.

Just after taking a few steps forward, Wright felt dizzy before his eyes, staggered, and fell forward...

There was no expected pain, but he fell into a somewhat warm embrace. Before he could react, Wright felt himself being picked up by Li Chen, and wanted to hug him and go out to find a doctor.

"Don't...don't call the doctor, just rest for a while." Wright said weakly.

I have almost never been sick for 500 years. Why recently Wright felt like a weak mermaid, fainting at every turn. Is it really because of the broken tooth and excessive blood loss?

Wright frowned, he drank blood every day, how could he lose too much blood?

Li Chen stopped, and seeing that Wright could still talk, he put him on the bed and covered him with the quilt he was wrapped in. Wright closed his eyes, and his even breathing began to wheeze in Li Chen's ears.

"Dad, Dad, do you want XXOO Wright the Great Demon King?" Li Chongchong crawled to Wright's side and poked his cheek with his fleshy hand.

The corners of Li Chen's mouth twitched. Regarding Li Chongchong's education, he had to study it carefully.

Li Chen sat by Wright's bed for a while, seeing that Wright was in a deep sleep, and then began to gather his clothes. The coat was in the bathroom, shirts and trousers were thrown on the ground with some impurities, and they looked messy. .

After a night of evaporation, and the water stains on the clothes dried up, Li Chen smoothed his shirt with heartache, dressed neatly, then hugged Li Chongchong, and secretly planned to sneak out of Wright's bedroom.

After all, if the housekeeper stayed in the young master's room all night, he would lose the conversation.

He opened the door softly and went out. Li Chongchong, who was lying on his shoulders and screaming hungry, closed the door gently. Li Chen looked around and took a breath, but luckily no one was there.

"Ah, Li, you are so diligent, you got up so early." Just turning around, Li Chen saw Ryan's smiling face, and was so frightened that he took a few steps back, causing Li Chongchong to lose his grip and almost fall .

"Hehe, hehe." Li Chen smiled dryly.

"You didn't sleep for a while, were you tired last night?" Ryan asked with some concern.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm not very tired." Li Chen was a little embarrassed. As friends, he didn't care much about Ryan and Osa, but they often helped him, so he couldn't help but feel a little touched.

Ryan looked around, leaned over mysteriously, and whispered in his ear: "Is it true that the young master knows that?"

Li Chen was at a loss, wondering, "What?"

"That..." Ryan looked anxious, hinting desperately.

"Which one?"

Ryan was discouraged, his face darkened, and he thought, did he have to let himself say that slightly embarrassing word?Well, even if he wants me to say it, then I will say it.

"boom|rising"

"Ah?" Li Chen was stunned for a moment, unable to react for a while.

"You spent the night with the young master last night, did the young master get erect? That's why I asked you to sleep with me last night?"

"..." Li Chen's face darkened...

"Oh, don't be embarrassed, tell me, how is your master's skills?" Ryan's eighth wife continued to ask.

"..." Li Chen was silent.

"Ah..." Seeing that Li Chen was silent, Ryan opened his eyes wide and covered his mouth. "Did you do it all night?"

"..." Li Chen didn't know what to say.

Li Chongchong on the side probed and asked, "Father, what is an erection?"

"..." So, Ryan fell silent, and Li Chen became furious. "Don't teach my son badly, you, turn around, start to go, and go to your Osa."

Ryan puffed out his chest and stood upright. He looked like a soldier. He turned around and slipped away...

The curious baby did not give up, and continued to probe: "Dad, what does erection have to do with technology?"

Li Chen rubbed his forehead, trying to find a piece of tofu to kill him.

"Congchong, are you hungry? What do you want to eat?" For the curious child, Li Chen planned to divert his attention and lure him with delicious food.

"I want to eat the Great Demon King Wright..." Li Chongchong stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, looking like he was about to drool.

"..."

"Father, the Great Devil Wright seems to be sick, why not? Let's eat him secretly, and no one will find out." Li Chongchong seduced his father.

"The Great Devil Wright is not tasty." Li Chen said earnestly.

"Catch Li Xiaohu and eat it for me, okay? I want to eat a braised fox." Li Chongchong blinked his big watery eyes, discussing with Li Chen the plan to kill the fox with an innocent expression.

Li Chen pursed his mouth and didn't say anything. Eating Li Xiaohu is not the same as eating Wright. Moreover, Li Chen was once again worried about Li Chongchong's education.

He wondered, is it because there are too many bad guys around him, so Li Chongchong has become a little unscrupulous?Thinking of this, Li Chen made up his mind to educate Li Chongchong into a good baby, and make a small contribution to the education of Lala Planet...

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