Machine butler

The author has something to say: If I get caught again this time, I will die. Really, please don’t drag me

The mermaid was crying hysterically, dying, Li Chen's expression was unpredictable, and the whole police station seemed to be in a panic.

"Well, my children are still young, how could they do such shameless things?" Li Chen said.

"There are many witnesses who can testify that your fat worm kissed my son's fish tail."

Li Chen knew that the mermaid's tail should not be kissed randomly, but what can I do if I kiss all of them?If the little mermaid agrees with her body, Chongchong is also a prince, and he will not suffer from marrying Chongchong.

Li Chen thought about it for a long time, and finally made up his mind: "Then, let my son be responsible for your son, you see a better day, let them get married as soon as possible."

The corner of the mermaid's mouth twitched.

"Your son is a hooligan, so I won't let my son hang out with gangsters." The mermaid was determined not to back down.

"Where are they messing around? The left is called "little gangster", and the right is called "little gangster". I feel very uncomfortable." Li Chen frowned and said displeased.

"Oh my God, they are not hooligans, who is the hooligan? Such a tiny man actually went to the adult section to read adult magazines." The mermaid put her arms around her chest and sneered.

adult magazines...

Li Chen turned his head and looked at Wright.

After all, Wright had a guilty conscience and couldn't help becoming nervous. His silver-gray eyes looked away, preventing Li Chen from probing into his eyes.

"Hehe, my young master is still young, so it's right to be curious about those things. It's all my fault that I didn't teach him well. I'm here to apologize to you." Knowing that he had neglected his job, Li Chen quickly apologized to the mermaid.

The mermaid looked at the sky with her nostrils, looking proud, as if unwilling to accept Li Chen's apology.

"Ahem, according to the code promulgated by LL1201, Comrade Li Chongchong is still a minor and does not constitute a crime of rape, but this child, who went to see pornographic magazines when he was a minor, even spoiled his younger brother , as their guardian, you have to educate them well." The police comrades on the side coughed twice to interrupt their quarrel.

"He is my son, not my younger brother." Wright complained dissatisfied; "You know I am older than him... um..."

Before Wright finished speaking, Li Chen covered his mouth. Five hundred years old, even if he is 'petite', he is considered an adult, so it is better not to let him cause trouble.

"Hehe, Li Chongchong is my son, he is my young master, hehe." Li Chen laughed. "My young master is still young, so he should be curious about that kind of thing. I promise, he will never do it again next time, ha ha."

The policeman raised his eyebrows: "Then, bring that bug kid's citizenship ID card, we'll make a record."

Li Chen immediately took out Li Chongchong's citizen ID card from his arms.

The police took the ID card and looked left and right, and then took it under a device and swiped it, making a crisp "didi" sound, and then came over with a serious expression.

"Is he really His Royal Highness?" Some three points of doubt, seven points of fear.

"En." Li Chen nodded. He knew that the nobles had priority in certain respects.

"Oh my God, that bug is really the prince?" The mermaid who was so proud just now widened her eyes in surprise. Although she didn't dare to admit it in her mouth, she almost knew it in her heart. The guy who molested his son It turned out to be a prince.

Li Chen smiled without saying a word.

Of course, the matter was resolved satisfactorily. The adult fish quickly started a relationship with Li Chen, saying that he agreed to let his son marry Li Chongchong, but at this time, Li Chen was not happy.

The mermaid's face turned green with anxiety, and he quickly said, how good is their son, who can go to the hall and go to the kitchen. Li Chen felt that marriage matters should be discussed with Li Chongchong, so he didn't refuse, and wanted to The two of them get along well, and when they grow up, it will not be too late to get married.

As soon as he told the mermaid what he thought, the mermaid immediately smiled like a flower, and hurriedly kissed the parents, and the relatives were short, which made him, a robot, almost get goosebumps.

This mermaid is called Heath, his son is Lolo, and his husband is a Zerg. Well, according to Heath, his husband's father is a knight, and they also have a little bit of noble blood.

Li Chen knew that on the planet Lala, only knights could not inherit the titles of these nobles, so their family is a commoner...

However, Li Chen doesn't have the concept of nobles and commoners. He just thinks that as long as the two children like each other, it will be fine. He is not Chongchong's biological father, and he can't interfere with anything.

But on the way, Li Chongchong woke up and looked at the little mermaid blushing. Li Chen saw it in his eyes and felt that the two children got along pretty well. It was settled.

Frans, who came with him, saw that nothing was wrong, so he went to distribute leaflets. He didn't forget that Li Chen should educate Wright well. As for how to educate Wright, Li Chen really had a headache.

"Ahem." When the two returned home, Li Chen asked Wright to sit down, made a pot of tea and brought it in front of Wright: "Young Master... Uh... Hasn't Mr. Duke ever told you about that kind of thing?"

This kind of thing is a little hard to say. In the past, on Earth, his son's school had biology classes, so he didn't have to worry too much about explaining it badly, but now...

Hey……

"What?" Wright blinked.

"..." Li Chen was helpless. "It's just... uh... some things you are still young, you will know when you grow up."

"You mean bo|qi?" Wright asked.

Li Chen nodded.

"Ah, that, I read a book today, and the book says that you have to grow up to grow up. You know, my body has stopped growing, and maybe I won't get an erection in my life." Wright He said it nonchalantly, but Li Chen felt extremely sad when he heard it, how painful it must be for a man who cannot get an erection... "Then, will you despise me?"

Li Chen was startled, then shook his head: "No, I belong to you, young master, how could I despise you?"

Wright's mouth curled up. "Then, it's impossible for me to enter your body in my life and make you comfortable, so it doesn't matter?"

"It's okay, I will always be by the young master's side."

Wright laughed even more happily. After drinking tea, he happily hugged Li Chongchong and went away, leaving Li Chen alone and sad at the table.

Li Chen's heart was like beating a drum, thumping, what did he just say?What did he just say?Why did Wright ask such a blunt question just now, let him... let him just agree...

Wright was in a particularly good mood that day. At night, besides asking Li Chen for a goodnight kiss, he even hugged him to sleep, with his face against his chest, and his small hands wrapped around Li Chen's waist like that...

Li Chen stayed up all night, and his waist is also very sensitive...

Fortunately, Li Chen is a robot, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't sleep all night, as long as he has enough energy, he won't get tired.

The director of the Education Bureau heard that a little prince came to the town, so he immediately came to pay a visit. He opened the door and saw that it was the guy who came to ask him to do something together that day. Unexpectedly, the so-called Prince Chong Chong was lying there. On the shoulder of the man, he yawned and looked at himself with displeasure: "Dad, who is this old guy?"

The director of education turned pale with fright. He never thought that this handsome man was Prince Chongchong's father... Dad?The Director of Education took a closer look and found that this guy was just a robot. Prince Chongchong called him that, which proved... proved that this guy was the guardian of the little prince...

It's over, it's over...it's over.

The Director of Education wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. As the saying goes, you don't reach out to hit a smiling person, so he said with a smile: "I heard that there is a little prince who lives in your house and came to visit."

"Father, who is he? I don't know him." Li Chongchong turned his head and asked Li Chen.

"Mr. Chief, I didn't know you were here today, please come in quickly." Li Chen turned sideways, saw the fruit basket in the chief's hand, took the fruit basket, and let the chief in.

When Li Chongchong saw the fruit to eat, his eyes immediately lit up, staring at the fruit, Li Chen helplessly rubbed Li Chongchong's head, and said softly: "You are His Royal Highness now, you can't show such a greedy look, In the evening, I will let you eat enough."

Li Chongchong nodded, withdrew his greedy eyes, coughed, and said, pretending to be mature: "What is Mr. Director coming to my house for?"

Li Chongchong's childish face and somewhat mature words made the director tremble with fear, and said to himself, it seems that this child is not simple.

The director cheered up and said, "I just want to visit His Royal Highness. I didn't know that Mr. Li was His Royal Highness's father last time, so I offended you for a while. Please forgive me."

Li Chongchong's tentacles moved. He couldn't understand what the guy said, but he only knew that this person was a little afraid of himself, and he also mentioned his father, so he said, "What do you have to do with me in the future?" Dad can discuss it, and I will listen to him."

The director regretted it unceasingly. If he had known earlier, he would not have offended Li Chen.

With a sound of 'bang', the kitchen door was kicked open, and the inside was filled with smog. A thin and small figure came out with something black on his face, holding a fruit pie in his hand, and couldn't help frowning when he saw someone. Frowning: "Where did the fat man come from?"

The corner of the director's mouth twitched. This kid's aura is unusual. It seems that he is a more powerful character. The director touched his fat belly and said to himself, this is not fat. My waist circumference is only 99. It's not over 100 yet.

"This is the director of the Education Bureau, and he is visiting our house today." Li Chen explained with a smile.

Wright glanced at the director from above, turned his head, put the plate on the table, and said, "Lee, have dinner quickly."

Li Chen was a little embarrassed, and smiled at the director: "Mr. Director, if you don't mind, let's eat together."

"it is good……."

"No." Wright pointed at the director with a straight face, "You, watch him eat."

The chief was ashamed, the corners of Li Chen's mouth twitched, and Li Chongchong was drooling...

"Big Devil Wright, can I eat it?" Li Chongchong looked at Wright cautiously, swallowing hard, the fruit pie looked delicious.

Wright cast a sideways glance at Li Chongchong, and said, "If you call me Wright's father, maybe I can think about it."

"Papa Wright." Li Chongchong cheered, climbed off Li Chen's body, sat on the table and looked at the fruit pie, waiting for Wright to cut it for him.

"..." Li Chen suddenly remembered what Wright said that night, and said to Li Chongchong with some embarrassment: "Congchong, don't bark."

Wright was in a good mood, cut the pie in half, and gave half to Li Chongchong. Li Chongchong felt that it was not enough, and called "Papa Wright" sweetly, so the whole pie fell on Li Chongchong. Bugs in the plate.

Li Chen was ashamed.

The director looked at the chattering two and three worms in the room. Their relationship was indescribably weird...

The director wanted to curry favor with Li Chen, so the documents from the Education Bureau were quickly approved. Frans was very happy and said that he was going to have a good celebration.

This incident was indeed very happy, so Li Chen called Li Chongchong and Wright, went to the restaurant specially, ordered several good dishes, and planned to celebrate this happy day.

Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be the case.

"Hey, why is this mother-in-law's man here?" Wright pointed at Frans displeased. Learned.

When Wright said this, Frans blushed for a while, then turned blue for a while, and muttered awkwardly: "Aren't you a domineering brat?"

In order to stop Wright from fighting in the restaurant, Li Chen was so frightened that he grabbed Wright by the corner of his clothes and signaled him not to mess around. Unexpectedly, Wright came over, kissed Li Chen's lips, and gave Frans a sideways look. , Said: "I won't care about my mother-in-law's man, honey, come, eat foie gras."

After speaking, he handed his plate to Li Chen.

Li Chen became even more embarrassed, keeping his head down, what happened to Wright?The teacher said some strange things to him. Is this a desire for monopoly on him, or is it because he really likes himself?

Frans and Wright would get into a fight without saying a word, Li Chen kept trying to persuade them to fight, while Li Chongchong was reaping the benefits of being a fisherman, enjoying himself.

Frans said Wright was a kid, couldn't get an erection, wasn't a man.Wright scolded Frans for being a man, being coy, and crying a lot, so the scolding turned into a fight over drinking.

You drink a glass, I drink a glass of beer, before you know it, it's already late at night.

Both of them can drink well, but Frans's wine is very poor. When he drank too much, he hugged Li Chen and kept crying, crying, saying something like "Why don't you want me, I like you so much." "Wright is a Big bastard, you will suffer if you follow him." Li Chen sighed when he heard such words, but fortunately Wright was also drunk and didn't hear clearly.

After Li Chen and the others got home, they helped Li Chongchong take a good bath, and started to have a headache for Wright again. They couldn't just let him fall asleep like this, so they had no choice but to strip Wright naked and throw him into the bathtub.

The bathtub is very big. In order to save a little water, Li Chen also took off his clothes because Wright was so drunk and fell asleep, and planned to wash it together.

Helping Wright wipe his back, his fingers felt the smooth skin. Wright moved his body, as if he was not used to it, and opened his eyes dimly.

A pair of silver-gray eyes in the steaming bathroom, some wet eyes looked innocent and hazy, but they were very seductive.

'Plop' 'Plop' Li Chen felt his heartbeat began to speed up, but the next moment, Wright's action almost stopped his heartbeat...

Wright leaned up a little rudely and kissed him.

Some almost wild kisses, the whole body is tired of him, the tip of the small tongue licks every place in the depths of his mouth, sometimes sucking his lips, sometimes biting...

The two of them kissed so passionately, Li Chen felt that his desire for him was like a flame, burning hotter and hotter, until even his reason was about to be disintegrated...

The desire in my crotch is against Wright's abdomen, what should I do... what should I do... Li Chen is a little at a loss as to whether he should be taken... But, for a child who has no desire, this is so cruel... …

Wright murmured something, but Li Chen didn't hear clearly, he just struggled in his mind, wanting him...or not...

"Li...I seem to like you a little bit." Li Chen heard Wright say this when he was lost in love.

"Ah..." Li Chen felt like electric currents were flowing through his whole body, trembling a little, and with a low moan, all his desires were vented, just because of Wright's words: "I seem to like you a little bit. It's gone." He couldn't help but let out.

What aphrodisiac is more violent than this sentence?