Pick up an orc

"Where is it uncomfortable? Is it bad for my stomach again?" The little thing was so depressed, and Lu Yuan had to face up to the problem that he said that he had a terminal illness.

But this guy is very greedy, he eats as much as he likes like a little goldfish, so he has eaten too much and his stomach hurts before.Every time the stomach is bloated or full of food, the big cat will panic and think that he has an incurable disease. This kind of oolong incident has happened several times!

Because of the lessons learned from the past, Lu Yuan didn't believe his words too much, thinking that he had eaten too much dinner.

Facing Lu Yuan's distrustful expression, Tuantuan shook his head angrily: "Li said that this disease is very serious, and if it is not treated, it will kill people, but he can't cure it."

Lian Li said it was very serious, and people would die! ?Maybe it's really a fatal disease, Lu Yuan couldn't help but also start to panic.If it's a disease that you don't even know how to treat, then what should you do: "What is the discomfort and how long has it been? Why didn't you tell me earlier."

At this point, he couldn't do without this stupid cat!

"It's been a few days, I asked Li, and Li said that only you can cure it." The big cat said timidly, it seems that he is also very afraid of losing Lu Yuan: "I was so angry just because I was very scared, afraid You know I'm sick, and you go to someone else before I'm dead."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't we swear that we would never separate? I was also wrong just now, so I shouldn't have kept everything from you." Lu Yuan held the depressed big cat in his arms. Although his body was so strong and powerful, But after all, he was born only half a year ago. To some extent, he is still a child who has not experienced the parting of life and death. It is understandable to be afraid of death: "Where is the discomfort, please tell me, did you say you want me How to cure it?"

As for why Li Hui said he was the only one who could cure him well, Lu Yuan, who was focused on Tuantuan, didn't think much about it.

But Tuantuan looked around uneasily, not knowing whether to say it or not, he muttered for a while, then leaned into Lu Yuan's ear and whispered: "It's uncomfortable under the stomach!"

"Under the stomach?" Is it the lower abdomen, or have you eaten too much?Regarding Tuantuan who couldn't accurately express where he was sick, Lu Yuan was also confused: "There are also many kinds of illnesses. If you don't tell me well, I don't know what you are uncomfortable with. How can I help you treat your illnesses?"

"Little stick..." Tuantuan looked at Lu Yuan uneasily, "Little stick is sick."

What, Lu Yuan thought he heard it wrong, isn't the little stick the thing that is passed on from generation to generation, what kind of disease will that thing cause?But the little thing's serious expression told him that he definitely heard correctly: "Then, what's wrong with your little stick?"

"The little stick will be swollen and itchy, and it will bleed thick white. It has happened more than once. I asked Li, but he said that this disease cannot be cured, and there is nothing he can do. Only you can help. I'll treat it." The big cat looked at his lover worriedly, very worried that this incurable disease would make them part, and even more afraid that Lu Yuan would dislike him for having a strange disease.

He still has a few more days to live, he hasn't inherited his family, he hasn't made Lu Yuan happy, he can't die!

"Hahahahahahahahaha—" Knowing that he couldn't laugh, Lu Yuan let out a puff, rolling on the bed with laughter.He curled up in a ball and tried very hard to hold back his laughter, but finally couldn't help it, and laughed until tears flowed, and his intestines were knotted and he couldn't stop.

"Keep laughing, I knew you disliked me, if I knew it, I wouldn't be able to tell you about it." The big cat said angrily, and was about to get up and leave. He didn't want to be ridiculed and humiliated by him even if he died outside.Seeing that he was angry, Lu Yuan hugged him on the back, almost twitching with laughter: "How could I despise you, this is not a disease, I forced him to lie to you."

Li this bastard, just tell him that this is a normal person's victory reaction, and lie to this simple guy that it is an incurable disease.

Faced with a face that was so dark that it was almost dripping with ink, Lu Yuan really wanted to comfort him, but when an adult asked you seriously - I can ejaculate, am I terminally ill?When this happens, no one can hold back their laughter.

"Tuantuan, don't you really know what's wrong with you?" Lu Yuan pulled down the sulking big cat and hugged him tightly.

Big Cat was obviously very dissatisfied with Lu Yuan, who was laughing so hard, he complained sullenly, as if his lover was already planning to find a spare tire: "I'm sick now, do you want me to die sooner so I can go away?" Find another man, why are you so happy!"

Seeing that Tuantuan misunderstood what he meant, Lu Yuan immediately explained that he had no such idea, but Big Mao was still very unhappy.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, you can still understand why such a funny thing happened.

Tuantuan has only been able to become a human in the last ten days or so, and he only came into heat during this period of time. Because it was very embarrassing, he has not been educated on the common sense of physical hygiene; However, at the beginning Lu Yuan was blindfolded and couldn't see anything, so naturally he didn't know about the stick becoming hard and swollen; later, even though the blindfold was removed, he used his mouth to make him ejaculate, all the essence They also swallowed it together, so the big cat has no idea that the small stick will also squirt white liquid.

"You are my lover, how could I despise you." Lu Yuan said softly, although Li pushed the matter to him with a dark belly, but he was right, only he can cure this disease: "Tuantuan, Listen to me carefully, you are not sick, every adult male will be like this. The little stick will harden and ooze white liquid, which is a sign of growing up."

"Grow up?" Tuantuan frowned, a little puzzled, he knew that Lu Yuan would not deceive him, why did Keli say it was a disease that could not be cured?

"Remember what I told you before, when the stick hardens, you can have children?" Before the big cat could transform into a human, Lu Yuan vaguely told him how to give birth to the next generation.Now that he can no longer use a few words to fool him, Lu Yuan decided to tell him about sex: "When boys grow up, sticks are not only used to pee, but also to make small Baby, your stick will swell and the discharge will be thick and white, which is a normal physiological phenomenon, not a disease."

Tuantuan nodded half-understanding, and then asked, "Is everyone the same?"

"Only men can do this. Girls don't have hard sticks." Although Tuantuan has never met a woman or a female orc, he must tell him that men and women are different.

"Then you will too?" Very direct question.

Lu Yuan nodded: "As long as a man is like this, I am the same."

"But it's painful to be swollen." The big cat began to complain again.

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you how to give birth to a baby next time. I'll teach you how to solve your physical needs first." Lu Yuan lifted a corner of the mosquito net, and the bed opposite was quiet, not sure if he was woken up by them.He closed the curtain, ordered the big cat not to bark, and then tore off his pants a few times: "When the little stick hardens, you rub it with your hands, and you will feel very comfortable after ejaculating."

"I won't." Tuantuan held his mouth in a grievance.

"It's really stupid." Lu Yuan complained in a low voice, blushing and grabbing the little sticks.The size of the thing that is still in a weak state is already astonishing, no matter how many times he looks at it, Lu Yuan feels that it is ridiculously big.He held the half-ball of meat with his hand, teased it skillfully for a while, and it swelled up: "Pinch it, and then move it like this."

Tuantuan tilted his head comfortably, as if he didn't intend to do it himself: "Li said it's a disease, I want you to cure it!"

"You little bastard who pushes his boundaries!" Lu Yuan cursed secretly, and he had nothing to do with this annoying big cat, so he could only continue to do things for him.Stirring the sensitive places from time to time lightly and sometimes heavily, carefully taking care of everything from the cylinder to the small ball, the hot object was beating in Lu Yuan's hand.

It is a very rare experience to hold someone else's shackle, both visually and tactilely, it is very stimulating.Especially lying down two meters away, both of them seemed extremely excited in this situation where they were afraid of being peeped and eavesdropped.Lu Yuan even took the initiative on a rare occasion, he pressed forward without hesitation, and kissed Tuantuan's lips.

The two breathed congenially and their tongues intertwined. The big cat quickly regained the initiative and sucked his lover's lips hard, scraping every part of his mouth carefully with his tongue.

This guy, why is he so good at kissing, where did he learn it?Lu Yuan couldn't help being intoxicated by Tuantuan's domineering yet gentle deep kiss, quite intoxicated.Although one person can masturbate to satisfy their physical needs, it takes two people to complete the intense kiss like swallowing each other.

This kind of heat, this kind of touch makes people feel quite happy.

"Lu Yuan, my butt is so itchy." The big cat suddenly trembled slightly and grabbed his arm: "It seems like I'm going to pee."

"That's a comfortable feeling, just ejaculate." Knowing that he was about to ejaculate, Lu Yuan accelerated the speed with one hand, and wrapped the palm of the other hand around the front end of the stick, and after a while, a warm stream sprayed him in the palm of your hand.He stretched out a hand covered in white mucus in front of Tuantuan, and said, "This is different from peeing. It's milky white and sticky. This is what gives birth to a baby."

"Little baby?" Tuantuan stared at the white spread, completely unaware of how that thing could turn into a cute child.

But the big cat is comfortable, of course he can't leave his lover behind, and let his dear enjoy it.So a restless one stretched out its paws towards Lu Yuan who was cleaning up, tore off his pants abruptly, grabbed the small stick and began to rub it.

"Your little one!" Big Cat said the truth.

"Everyone's size is different. Besides, I don't have an erection yet, so of course I'm small." Lu Yuan became angry and almost punched him, but someone grabbed the weak point of his lower body and his whole body became limp.Besides, this man is still his spouse, his lover.

"Lu Yuan, let's have a baby." The big cat turned over and pressed Lu Yuan under him.

He kissed his face and neck indiscriminately, fumbled around with his hands, and stripped him naked in a few strokes.The big cat lowered its head to hold the soft lump on his chest, carefully controlled its strength, and gnawed repeatedly with its teeth.He bit Lu Yuan's nipple with his sharp teeth, pulled it out, and scraped the sensitive nipple with his tongue from time to time.

Feeling the pleasant panting from the person under him, Tuantuan sucked on the two little meatballs harder, while saying vaguely: "I want you to give birth to me, many healthy babies."

"What nonsense, I'm a man who can't have children." Lu Yuan wanted to push him away, but he was attracted by the overly gentle eyes, those dark green eyes seemed to have magic power, and he couldn't refuse.

"As long as the stick hardens and then put it into the hole between your legs, you can have a baby, isn't that what you said?" Lu Yuan finally understood what it means to lift a rock to hit himself in the foot, and now he followed Is it a little too late for this guy to explain that men can't have children?

Tuantuan kissed down his chest, and finally stopped at that position, he simply embraced Lu Yuan's small stick that was beginning to harden, pleasing him instinctively.Lu Yuan's body couldn't help trembling, he pressed Tuantuan's head, and inserted his fingers into his hair.Even if it wakes up Li, he can't care so much anymore.

"Lu Yuan, let's have a baby." Tuantuan groped for a while and found the legendary small hole. He pressed a hot hard object against the entrance and began to exert force: "Relax a little, I can't get in."

The stinging pain made Lu Yuan instinctively shrink the place to resist the invasion, he put his hands against the ball, and his voice changed his tone: "Bastard, you're going to kill me."

"No, you have to be patient in order to have a baby." Although the big cat couldn't bear Lu Yuan's pain, he really wanted a baby so badly, he had to be ruthless, otherwise nothing would be possible.With this thought in mind, he restrained Lu Yuan's waist with both hands, changed to a position where it was easier to exert force, and began to send it in.

"It hurts, bastard, stop!" The entrance was obviously opened, and some wet liquid began to drip down.The big cat looked down, and there was light red blood seeping from the joint, and the smell of blood made him especially excited.

"It hurts me too." He was so tight that even the small sticks hurt. He continued to push it in with a sad face, while looking at Lu Yuan and said, "It's hard work to have a baby, but I will endure it."

"Be patient with your sister, take it out for me!" Lu Yuan was already in a cold sweat.

Seeing that the big cat couldn't do it and didn't give up, he had no choice but to persuade softly: "You take it out first, let's find a way, okay, no one will feel comfortable if you force yourself like this, I will die of pain."

"Then what do you think we should do?" The big cat stopped squeezing in, waiting for Lu Yuan to come up with a reasonable plan.

But someone's mind is in a mess right now, and he doesn't know how to persuade him not to go to the end right away.Seeing that Lu Yuan had no idea for a long time, Tuantuan began to exert strength again, and the stinging pain came from below immediately. Someone was so painful that he almost scolded his mother, so he shouted: "Stop quickly, you will die if you use other things to expand first!" , go find me some lubricant!"

"Expansion? Lubricant?" Tuantuan tilted his head in confusion, but he soon discovered that there are many good things that can expand and lubricate in the fruit that Hill sent!

"Don't worry, I won't make you uncomfortable." Tuantuan smiled and carried the fruit basket, his heart full of longing for Lu Yuan.