Pick up an orc

"Why did Li ask you to take so many things?" Lu Yuan looked at the sweaty Tuantuan, his heart ached to death, and while helping him wipe his sweat, he complained: "You are so stupid, don't you know how to refuse?"

The big cat showed a silly smile, and touched his head: "Li said that as long as I become a man who can take care of myself, tell me to have children like this."

"You can believe his nonsense." Lu Yuan was very angry, and completely forgot that Li was helping him to teach Big Mao a lesson, and instead complained: "How can a man have children, don't believe everything others say."

"Li can't lie." Tuantuan trusted Li very much, he pushed the luggage on his back, fortunately Lu Yuan helped carry the bag, otherwise he really couldn't stand it.But as long as I think about having a baby soon, I feel that no matter how hard it is, it is worth it: "He said that you really can't have a baby, but the orcs can."

"Beastman?" Lu Yuan was puzzled, probably because he wanted to have a round life...

The big cat smiled proudly, and grabbed Lu Yuan's arm with one hand, and held it tightly in his hand: "When I can have a baby, we will have several, both boys and girls, and then let old man Li Let us educate the next generation."

He smiled and told about his dream, many lovely children, a small wooden house sheltered from wind and rain, and a family living happily together.Listening to his description of the future, Lu Yuan couldn't help but have beautiful visions.The two who quarreled upside down just a few hours ago now reconcile naturally without anyone's mediation.

Of course Lu Yuan also wants to have a child, but can a beastman really have one?

He tried to recall, Li seemed to have said that Lei would have children!Of course he didn't know that Lei was able to give birth because he belonged to a special race. Other orcs were the same as humans, and men couldn't have children.So he was fooled by the force just like the stupid cat, Lu Yuan thought in his heart, that means that the orcs do have a certain ability that males can also give birth.

Thinking of this, Lu Yuan couldn't help but fantasize about the scene of Tuantuan cuddling up beside him with a belly as big as a watermelon and meowing.

"Having a baby is very hard, do you really want to?" Pregnancy in October is not an easy thing, and he must tell him the consequences.

Who told you that you will not give birth!Tuantuan rolled his eyes, and very sensiblely did not say what was in his stomach.He turned his head to see that Lu Yuan had been walking with his legs spread apart, swaying like a duck with a twisted foot, the back must still be in pain.So his heart ached again, and he reached for the luggage on his back: "You haven't recovered from your injury, let me take things."

Lu Yuan protected the backpack with both hands, dodged away from the big cat's hand, and said with a smile: "I'm not paper, how can I be so delicate. But you, do you really regard yourself as cheap labor?"

"Are you still angry with me?" Tuantuan was suddenly afraid that he would never see his smile again.

"How could it be?" Lu Yuan grabbed the big cat's hand, and the two clasped their fingers tightly. The two stopped talking, but leaned together tacitly and hurried on their way.

Many lovers like to talk sweet words when they are together, but Lu Yuan doesn't like it. He is not a person who is good at communication.He likes two people staying together quietly, there is a very down-to-earth feeling.

During the dry season, the temperature difference at night is huge, the wind blows the mountains loudly, and the road under your feet is bumpy. Lu Yuan, who is not used to walking on mountain roads, occasionally feels a little strenuous.When his body staggered and couldn't keep his balance, the big cat would immediately reach out his hands to stabilize his body. His hands were very hot, and the heat was transmitted to Lu Yuan's heart.

The so-called happiness probably means that two people can live a normal life, even if there is a small quarrel, they can still feel the joy in it.

When it was almost dawn, Li found a natural cave at the foot of the mountain.In order to avoid finding a shady resting place after the scorching sun came out, he decided to rest here temporarily.The opening of this cave is very large, and the inside is relatively flat, and the wind blows in and it is very cool.As soon as Lu Yuan entered, he threw his backpack on the ground, gasping for breath, and Hill quickly found a place to rest on his back.

Pat the big cat on the shoulder: "Go and get some food back."

"Let him go again!" Lu Yuan was dissatisfied, and began to defend his lover: "He has been walking for a day, and he is very tired, let's rest for a while."

Tuantuan knew that strength was testing him, whether he could become a man in charge of his own affairs, taking care of the food and drink of family members was very important.He added a little water and quickly recovered his vigorous energy: "I'm not tired, wait until I bring back the chubby lamb for barbecue."

Tuan Tuan, who had turned into a tiger, ran into the jungle, but Li didn't follow, and drank cold water leisurely.

"I said, why don't you go, the master hunter sits here with his eyes closed and rests his mind, and let the novice go out to catch the prey!" Lu Yuan began to complain again, he respected Li very much, but he couldn't order Tuantuan like this.

"The little guy has a lot of energy, so I don't want to find a way to drain his energy. He wants to have sex with you four or five times every night, can you still walk?" Li said very bluntly, which made Lu Yuan's face burn and he sweated profusely.He glanced at Hill shyly, and found that the little prince was half lying in a corner, pretending he didn't hear anything.

So Lu Yuan moved to Li's side, lowered his voice and asked, "Can orcs really have children?"

Li almost burst out laughing, Tuantuan lacked social experience and knowledge, so it was understandable to be easily fooled, why did Lu Yuan ask him expectantly if the orcs would have children?This guy won't really believe it.Li suddenly had the idea to fix these two, and he replied solemnly: "Of course, otherwise, how could Lei be born."

Lu Yuan nodded thoughtfully, Li really knew how to make the beast have children: "Then stop messing around, and tell me what you want to do in the future, housework can also be hunting or hunting, I will do it."

"I don't know who is going to explode in anger. The quarrel has turned upside down, and now my heart hurts." It's really a child, but it's always a good thing not to hold grudges.

"It's me, it's me, don't I regret it now?" Lu Yuan smiled flatteringly, while teasing him to tell the secret of having a baby.Unexpectedly, Li turned around and didn't intend to tell him the secret at all, but leisurely ordered Lu Yuan to build a bonfire and wait for Tuantuan to bring food back.

It was the first time that Lu Yuan felt that this bear was so black-bellied, but he dared not speak out, so he went out to collect firewood and make a fire without saying a word.

After a long time, Tuantuan came back with two or two pitifully thin rabbits.He found a puddle full of mud in the distance, disemboweled the rabbit, cleaned it a little, and wrapped it in leaves.Lu Yuan took a look and couldn't help complaining: "Is this the fat little lamb?"

"There are so few prey around here, it's not bad to be able to catch rabbits." Sitting cross-legged, the big cat cut out a few bamboo sticks, cut the rabbit meat on skewers, and roasted it on the fire. meaty.

Lu Yuan hurriedly took out the dry food and water, and a decent breakfast was ready.

After walking all night, the four of them were all hungry, and they ate heartily without caring about their image.After eating and drinking, Li started to check everyone's drinking water. To be on the safe side, he stuffed the empty bottle to Tuantuan, and made sure that he would tell him the secret of having a baby when he got back from fetching water.The simple big cat leaped up with eyes shining almost, and galloped away.

"How are you going to fool him?" Hill, who knew the truth, looked worried. If Tuantuan and Lu Yuan knew that they were playing tricks on them, the world would not be turned upside down. He took out a fruit and stuffed it vigorously: "Don't play too much .”

He hid the fertility fruit calmly, and appreciated Hill's thoughtfulness, but he still had to teach those two a little lesson.

After Tuantuan came back, Li took him to the open space in a very solemn manner, and began to instruct him how to change his physique to give birth to offspring: "Stand up straight, okay, now bend down. Grab the right leg with your left hand, grab the left leg with your right hand, and put your mouth in your mouth." Tail, that’s right, that’s it. Keep this position and rotate in place, and remember not to let go or let the tail fall out. Twice a day, morning and evening, 99 times each time, you will be able to have a baby after three months.” After yawning and yawning, he ordered: "Find a high place that can shine on the sun to contact me. Remember not to stop halfway, or you will fail if you don't finish spinning in one breath."

After Li finished speaking, he turned and went into the cave to rest, while Tuantuan and Lu Yuan were left staring at each other, this method was too weird.

"Let's forget it, why do I find it so strange." With such a funny posture, Li must be playing tricks.

"How do you know if you don't try it?" Although the big cat also felt a little unreliable, he still turned his trust, after all, he would not lie to them: "Even if it doesn't work, just turn around a few times, and you won't lose a piece of meat. Just try."

He quickly found a rock more than two meters high, jumped on it, posed that funny pose according to the method of force, then stuffed his tail into his mouth and started spinning at a constant speed.The first seven or eight laps were okay, but after ten laps the big cat became a little unsteady, and the blood rushed to the brain, causing an annoying dizziness.After struggling to hold on to twenty laps, his body was already staggering, and Lu Yuan was terrified to see it.

"Tuantuan, come down quickly, you are so dangerous." Seeing that the big cat's body was shaking more and more, and almost fell off a few times, Lu Yuan shouted recklessly, "Get down first, don't turn around!" gone."

At this moment, the big cat's ears were already buzzing. Although it could hear Lu Yuan's words, it couldn't answer because of the tail in its mouth.He thought to himself, isn't it just 99 laps, he gritted his teeth and passed.In order for us to have a healthy and beautiful baby, this is nothing.

By the time of lap No.30, Tuantuan was sweating profusely and could not stand still at all. He staggered and continued to circle around, and the scenery in front of him became blurred.

Suddenly, he felt that his feet were empty, and he didn't know anything...

Lu Yuan was terribly worried when he saw the big cat stumbling around on the platform.I saw Tuantuan staggering to the edge of the rock, and he only had time to call out a word of caution before the big cat fell off the rock.

"Tuantuan!" Lu Yuan rushed over and saw the big cat lying quietly on the ground with a pale face.

"Wake up, bastard, don't scare me." Gently helping his unconscious lover up, Lu Yuan felt some hot and humid liquid in his palm, and when he raised his hand, it was bright red.

It's blood, why is there so much blood!

Lu Yuan was so anxious that he was about to cry, because he found that the back of Tuantuan's head was smashed on a rock, and a lot of blood gushed out!